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Homosexuality is a sin, Lacey, and it is
in black an Hit! in the Bible.
16 minutes ago r Delete
gall, , , , t, t, is not treating your body like a temple.
And la les s ouit have their head covered. And in
Deuteronomy, a marriage is only! valid if the woman is a
virgin, and she should he executed if she is not... and
that anyone who commits adultery should be stoned to
death. in Mark, divorce is prohibited. I assume for
homosexuality, you' re referring to Leviticus 1& 6: "You
shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female, it is an
abomination.," A similar verse occurs two chapters later,
in Leviticus 20: 13: it man who sleeps with another man
is an abomination and should be executed," Leviticus is
a holiness code written 3, 000 years ago. It also includes
prohibitions against round haircuts, tattoos. working on
the Sabbath, wearing garments of mixed fabrics, eating
pork or shellfish, getting your fortune told, and even
playing with the skin ofa pig, (There goes football!). I
believe in morality, which is doing right regardless of
what I am told... not in religion, which is doing what I
am told regardless of what is right. welcome to
vow own interpretation of the Bible and of politics, of
course. but for me. I need more than The Bible says so"
to justify certain things in this world and certainly to
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User avatar #32 - Ruspanic ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
And Jesus said to them, "Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's."
- Mark 12:7

Bam, separation of church and state. It is in black and white in the Bible.
#145 to #32 - Rascal (05/01/2013) [-]
except you know.. it was meant that "everything is gods not yours asshole" just sayin
User avatar #181 to #145 - Ruspanic ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Really? Jesus was being asked whether it was okay to pay taxes to Caesar, and Jesus answered by asking whose image was on the penny (Caesar's), followed by the aforementioned statement.
Seems like he's making a clear distinction between his domain and the domain of government, since he said the taxes belong to Caesar and not to God.

He also says "My kingdom is not of this world" (John 18:36), implying a separation between the divine realm of God and the secular realm of man.
#148 to #32 - Rascal (05/01/2013) [-]
lol what a looser this willisteal. Looses an argument, deletes everything.
User avatar #180 to #32 - Ruspanic ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
*Mark 12:17. My bad.
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#67 to #32 - Rascal (05/01/2013) [-]
Mark 12:17* :)
#19 - lemonquartz (05/01/2013) [-]
but technically 2 women can sleep together
User avatar #20 to #19 - UA partay (05/01/2013) [-]
PRAISE THE LORD!

God enjoys his lesbian porn as well.
#31 to #20 - girlwithglasses (05/01/2013) [-]
Of course he does. We are all his children but Jesus was his only son. So how could he not be okay with lesbianism. He made it that way.
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#30 - elyiia (05/01/2013) [-]
God damn it Link.
#137 to #30 - Rascal (05/01/2013) [-]
I think all reasonable Christians and reasonable Atheists can agree with this, that's the beauty of it. It wasn't a typical hate-filled rant against religion that we usually see
#2 - teranin ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
This post seems like it's from my neck of the woods
This post seems like it's from my neck of the woods
#61 to #2 - daragon (05/01/2013) [-]
what anime is this, looks interesting!
what anime is this, looks interesting!
#62 to #61 - teranin ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Attack on Titan   
   
Shingeki no Kyojin
Attack on Titan

Shingeki no Kyojin
User avatar #65 to #62 - daragon (05/01/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #88 to #65 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
And it's amazing! Most likely the most original anime I've ever seen, and I'm both scared and curious!
User avatar #151 to #88 - daragon (05/01/2013) [-]
Sound spretty awesome
User avatar #154 to #151 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
It really is. I can't wait to get some backstory and purpose behind the titans, I'm sure it will be amazing!
#54 to #2 - arnarinn (05/01/2013) [-]
Mhhmmmmmm
#55 to #54 - teranin ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
I was wondering how long it would take for bread porn to be made of him...
I was wondering how long it would take for bread porn to be made of him...
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User avatar #146 - zorororonoa (05/01/2013) [-]
I hate when Christians focus on homosexuality as a social issue. Even if you consider it a sin, why the **** are you focusing on that specific one right now? There are many other horrible "sins" going on in the world right now that actually harm people. Instead of focusing on the one that causes the least amount of harm to others, focus on the ones that are killing people.
#159 to #146 - llamadude (05/01/2013) [-]
Exactly; Homosexuality isn't even one of the 7 deadly sins or capital vices or whatever you want to call them. Some people sometimes think that homosexuality is under lust but homosexuality is not defined by lust for sex with the same gender, it is defined by a simple attraction to the same gender. Just wanted to put that out there in case someone wanted to argue that homosexuality is lust.   
   
Masturbation is also a sin from what I remember and even many Christians do that.
Exactly; Homosexuality isn't even one of the 7 deadly sins or capital vices or whatever you want to call them. Some people sometimes think that homosexuality is under lust but homosexuality is not defined by lust for sex with the same gender, it is defined by a simple attraction to the same gender. Just wanted to put that out there in case someone wanted to argue that homosexuality is lust.

Masturbation is also a sin from what I remember and even many Christians do that.
User avatar #171 to #159 - thebritishguy (05/01/2013) [-]
gay people will go to hell though, not supporting the Christians, just sayin
#185 to #171 - llamadude (05/01/2013) [-]
If there is a hell
#186 to #185 - thebritishguy (05/01/2013) [-]
it isn't scientifically possible, but the God of the bible doesn't give a **** about science.
User avatar #157 to #146 - darksideofthebeast (05/01/2013) [-]
AID's is pretty serious I've heard.
User avatar #161 to #157 - zorororonoa (05/01/2013) [-]
You can get STDs from strait sex too, I don't see anyone trying to outlaw that
User avatar #163 to #161 - darksideofthebeast (05/01/2013) [-]
I don't care when people are gay
I'm getting sick of these posts on funnyjunk
gay PRIDE
gay THIS
gay THAT
It's funnyjunk
Not ******* facebook
We should be making fun of posts like this.
#184 to #163 - llamadude (05/01/2013) [-]
and I'm getting sick of these gay people suck, they deserve to go to hell, etc.

Just make sure that you are making fun of the posts strictly and not making fun of gays or making it seem like you are making fun of gays
User avatar #165 to #163 - zorororonoa (05/01/2013) [-]
I am not trying to defend gays either, I don't really care. I just get pissed off when people try and treat it like a social issue when there are worse problems that are actually harmful to people in America, not to mention even worse problems in other countries. All I am saying is that the issues that effect a lot of people, like poverty, should be the main focus on people's minds.
User avatar #168 to #165 - darksideofthebeast (05/01/2013) [-]
>government is always trying to distract people from the real issue
this gay marriage problem is no different than playing video games
Its all to distract you from a bigger image. poverty is just one of many things.
User avatar #38 - KillerKlownKKK (05/01/2013) [-]
What I think is funny is that people don't read the whole Bible in Context.If they did they would see that abomination doesn't mean Evil or even necessarily "BAD" it means it's unnatural or against tradition. And the whole gay sex thing wasn't even said to be bad just because it's BAD, it was frowned upon because of all the battles the Jews were fighting and sometimes losing, they need to propagate the species and since two men or two women can't make babies they saw the sexual act of two men or two women as a waste of time and a waste of seed. And as we all know the Bible also says spilling your seed outside the whom is also a hell worthy trespass. So these religious nuts need to read their own Bible realize the quote about homos is no more relevant than the cutting of the hair or the eating of shellfish or pig.
User avatar #69 to #38 - teoberry (05/01/2013) [-]
Actually, the homosexuality rule, and the other ones, as you said, no longer apply, due to the Old vs. New Covenant. However, homosexuality is still outlawed in various places in the New Testament.
User avatar #72 to #69 - whyfalsewhy (05/01/2013) [-]
As far as i recall it is only Male homosexuality that is outlawed, and even at that only sex if you want to take it literally, being gay is fine it's sodomy that is outlawed in that story book.
User avatar #187 to #72 - teoberry (05/01/2013) [-]
No, it forbids homosexual acts. End of story
User avatar #188 to #187 - whyfalsewhy (05/01/2013) [-]
Read the book, it says that a man should not lay with another man.
User avatar #189 to #188 - teoberry (05/01/2013) [-]
1 Romans 26:27, it specifies both genders
User avatar #190 to #189 - whyfalsewhy (05/01/2013) [-]
actually yeah thats true enough, my bad
#46 to #38 - syrenthra (05/01/2013) [-]
perfectly said
#82 to #38 - heyimawesome (05/01/2013) [-]
Actually, the part about spilling your seed is taken out of context all the time. Onan was only punished because he went against the Lord's specific wish to impregnate his brother's wife. It was only that specific instance that was punishable, and not spilling your seed in general.
User avatar #41 to #18 - weinerdick (05/01/2013) [-]
I wanna use him
But being human is haaaard
User avatar #86 - drdiddly (05/01/2013) [-]
was good but PWNED ruined it
User avatar #4 - NigJames (05/01/2013) [-]
Gee, i sure hope this doesn't start a religious debate on funnyjunk.
#5 to #4 - willisteal (05/01/2013) [-]
You say homosexuality, or gay or lesbian anywhere on the internet and they come running!    
   
Here's an off topic gif !
You say homosexuality, or gay or lesbian anywhere on the internet and they come running!

Here's an off topic gif !
User avatar #135 - xCONGiEx (05/01/2013) [-]
Do not judge someone because they sin differently than you.
#138 to #135 - Rascal (05/01/2013) [-]
can i hate on someone with a different tan?
#140 to #135 - swetgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
I don't even anymore
User avatar #48 - kiratheunholy ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
I can't believe in this day and age people still have problems just letting people live and let live. If what they're doing isn't harming you why do you need to condemn them so much? If you think they're sinning and they'll go to hell as punishment good for you, in that case you don't need to take matters into your own hands since they'll already get punished eventually.
#70 to #48 - dameush (05/01/2013) [-]
I think they're scared that all the good looking men will want to **** eachother instead of their ugly fat assses
User avatar #110 - blewws (05/01/2013) [-]
So I'm trying to keep an open mind here. I'm 100% pro gay marriage but I'm interested in what others have to say. So I'm wondering, what do Christians who are against gay marriage say to this? Why is it OK to pick and choose what you practice from the bible? I've seen a million arguments like the one in the picture but I've never once seen a rebuttal which might just be because OP decides not to show it OR because there is none. So my question to anyone more knowledgeable than me is, if you're going to say being gay is an abomination, why can you still eat shellfish and wear mixed fabrics?
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User avatar #121 to #110 - thebritishguy (05/01/2013) [-]
Jesus said marriage is between a man and a women, but he also said a rich man can't get to heaven, you should sell everything and give it to the poor, if someone take you to court you should give them all your stuff, if someone slaps your cheek you should offer the other cheek to be slapped etc. They still pick and choose
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mLOUWl-L-s
User avatar #111 to #110 - shaddz (05/01/2013) [-]
there's a simple answer man, they are ******* morons
User avatar #117 to #110 - herbolifee (05/01/2013) [-]
They don't even know that themselves (I've asked some of them) so that pretty much concludes that it's simply because they're very dumb. I don't want to sound arrogant or bold, but.. yeah.
User avatar #113 to #110 - sepheroth (05/01/2013) [-]
Because shellfish tastes a lot better than cock
#144 to #110 - Rascal (05/01/2013) [-]
If nobody ate shellfish, there wouldn't be a problem. If everybody ate shellfish, there wouldn't be a problem. Eating shellfish doesn't cause any problems, it was just forbidden for ritual purity. Same goes for mixed fabrics.
#149 to #110 - Rascal (05/01/2013) [-]
In 100% honesty I am against gay marriage in a sense of it being done by a church not that I have any hate or anythings against the gay community. i think gay's should be allowed to be unionized in a sense and be considered to be in a civil union with their partner by law. But in my own believe it is wrong for the church to wed gays because it is going against the bible.... For example I see nothing wrong with tattoos but if a church was saying everyone hear is going to get matching tattoos I would also find that to be against my beliefs. Hope this makes sense, basically just saying the church shouldn't marry gays because it's going against for something that's in the bible and without upholding its value's what's to say other "sins" in the bible are okay to break... With all said I have nothing wrong with gay people and hope for them too be happy. Hope this makes sense without me seeming like a conservative cunt lol
User avatar #158 to #149 - violentpixi (05/01/2013) [-]
What if a priest wants to be able to perform wedding ceremonies for Christian gay couples? There are plenty of liberal churches who would be more than happy to not ostracize people from their religion for the sake of whom they have sex with. I am for the legalization of gay marriage for all the Christian homosexuals who should be free to practise their religion and be tied to the ones they love under their benevolent God and bring up children if they so choose.
#194 to #158 - Rascal (05/02/2013) [-]
I agree completely that their would be churches who would allow this, it's just from my upbringing i have been told to follow the bible with the best of my ability although i sin all the time. It's just i have a hard time approving for something that goes against the bible it's the sams stance I have on lying and killing but i lie everyday... I'm not hear to judge i lie all the time but i wouldn't be like yeah i think the church should pre mote lying... I am aware that many churches might allow gay marriage, which is fine, I just would respectably not be apart of such church because of my own beliefs ya know. I feel like the church should be the one that strives to be the best example of the bible.
User avatar #178 to #158 - aasherknight ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
key word there "liberal"
User avatar #179 to #178 - violentpixi (05/01/2013) [-]
But they couldn't by law perform a marriage if they wanted to. The law being processed in the UK does not in theory enforce priests to perform a gay marriage, just gives them the legal opportunity to do so.
User avatar #153 to #149 - chunkmonkey (05/01/2013) [-]
I see what your saying.. Makes sense, like saying a church shouldn't encourage sinning like a church should never tell you to lie.. I get it. Valid arguement
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