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#6 - John Cena (04/30/2013) [-]
See, this is the problem right here. This poor man is being assaulted by one of those vicious street gangs all the chipmunks are getting involved in these days, and everyone goes "Awwwww, how cute" instead of calling the chipmunk police.
#100 to #85 - hammarhead (05/01/2013) [-]
I feel so bad for this squirrel, but..... my god. XD
I feel so bad for this squirrel, but..... my god. XD
#55 - residentblackman (04/30/2013) [-]
I found 4 kittens in my backyard, best day ever!
The fourth one is sleeping on my sister's lap, he's black and named Othello for even more racism.
#183 to #55 - crazyanduknowit (05/01/2013) [-]
Wait until they grow up and start to **** each other.
#63 to #55 - swordmasterralis (05/01/2013) [-]
KITIIIIIIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Where's their mommy at?
User avatar #64 to #63 - residentblackman (05/01/2013) [-]
There was a big storm in our area recently (I live in Houston) and I found them under my hot tub, I'm guessing their mother left them there to keep warm and dry, only I don't know where she is now.
#61 to #55 - icametocomment (05/01/2013) [-]
What cuties. Here's to hoping they grow up big and strong.
#111 - breakfastlunch (05/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - twi (04/30/2013) [-]
I once woke up covered in spiders

not as fun
#136 to #1 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
get a life faggot
User avatar #138 to #136 - twi (05/01/2013) [-]
:(
#143 to #138 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
Don't listen to jerk anon, Twi.
This anon loves you <3
#141 to #138 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
im serious dude you can do better than being on fj
#124 to #1 - themanmuncher (05/01/2013) [-]
again we meet
User avatar #130 to #1 - spysappinmysasha (05/01/2013) [-]
I woke up with a spider crawling across my upper lip.
#18 to #1 - John Cena (04/30/2013) [-]
Just leave your swag on, and wake up covered in bitches instead
User avatar #11 to #1 - thefunnyside (04/30/2013) [-]
How the hell do you do that?
User avatar #8 to #1 - jinxbomb (04/30/2013) [-]
this made me feel so bad for you itsanabstractfeel.jpeg
#2 to #1 - furkfurk (04/30/2013) [-]
define covered O_o

In Australia its not uncommon to wake up with a couple in/around my bed in the summer
User avatar #3 to #2 - twi (04/30/2013) [-]
40 to 50
#19 to #3 - iamchicken ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
How?
How?
User avatar #23 to #19 - twi (04/30/2013) [-]
there was an eggsac or clutch or whatever you call it under my bed and I never knew
luckily they were harmless little ones BUT **** was it terrifying
User avatar #53 to #23 - fauxshores (04/30/2013) [-]
Jesus christ where do you live?
User avatar #125 to #53 - twi (05/01/2013) [-]
South Carolina
#76 to #23 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
Baby spiders are more deadly than adult ones because they can't control the amount of venom they use when they bite.
#175 to #76 - wizlock (05/01/2013) [-]
Are you one of these who believe that daddy long legs spiders are venomous?
#200 to #175 - John Cena (05/03/2013) [-]
All spiders have venom ,the daddy long legs just has weak venom.
#90 to #2 - technosauce **User deleted account** (05/01/2013) [-]
I think i would cry if i woke up within 5 meters of a spider
I think i would cry if i woke up within 5 meters of a spider
User avatar #121 to #90 - severepwner ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Today, my female friend had a spider on her shoulder, so I had to man the **** up and think on my feet and get that ****** off. Don't be a hero.
User avatar #98 to #2 - wienersack (05/01/2013) [-]
That's okay
I didn't need sleep tonight anyway.
#119 to #102 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#62 - drunkasaurus (05/01/2013) [-]
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#139 to #62 - jaketasticness (05/01/2013) [-]
hah!
hah!
#59 - dickticklerluv (05/01/2013) [-]
Just wait until it crawls up your pants/trousers
Just wait until it crawls up your pants/trousers
#82 to #59 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
greatest movie ever!
#86 to #59 - rambearclaw (05/01/2013) [-]
Thats when it gets really fun
Thats when it gets really fun
#87 to #59 - unclegrumpybastard (05/01/2013) [-]
meanwhile....Master Pain.....i mean Bettys nuts....
meanwhile....Master Pain.....i mean Bettys nuts....
#39 - arrisarrad (04/30/2013) [-]
And suddenly, what seemed to be one of the greatest days of Jeff's life, suddenly turned macabre as the chipmunks that he thought to be harmless woodland creatures began to feast on his flesh in a feral frenzy of gruesome proportions. His family could only look on with horror as they ripped away tiny chunks of flesh from his face to store in their evil little cheeks, which had seemed so cute and harmless only seconds before. His wife and daughter averted their eyes and cowered in fear from what they thought was a safe distance away as Jeff writhed and screamed, rolling on the ground, failing to dislodge the demonic rodents. It was then that they noticed the plethora of little black black eyes and black and white striped backs that surrounded their campsite. The event was later referred to as the Massacre of Chipmunk Meadows.
And suddenly, what seemed to be one of the greatest days of Jeff's life, suddenly turned macabre as the chipmunks that he thought to be harmless woodland creatures began to feast on his flesh in a feral frenzy of gruesome proportions. His family could only look on with horror as they ripped away tiny chunks of flesh from his face to store in their evil little cheeks, which had seemed so cute and harmless only seconds before. His wife and daughter averted their eyes and cowered in fear from what they thought was a safe distance away as Jeff writhed and screamed, rolling on the ground, failing to dislodge the demonic rodents. It was then that they noticed the plethora of little black black eyes and black and white striped backs that surrounded their campsite. The event was later referred to as the Massacre of Chipmunk Meadows.
#72 to #39 - albertjester (05/01/2013) [-]
that the best you got?
that the best you got?
#83 to #72 - arrisarrad (05/01/2013) [-]
You cannot even begin to fathom the depths of my evil!
#184 to #114 - albertjester (05/01/2013) [-]
adorable.
adorable.
#89 to #39 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
No chimpmunk rape?!
User avatar #115 to #89 - arrisarrad (05/01/2013) [-]
Chipmunks are too cold-bloodedly practical. You're thinking of squirrels.
#147 to #39 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
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#67 to #39 - citry (05/01/2013) [-]
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#192 to #68 - citry (05/01/2013) [-]
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#49 to #39 - secretdestroyers (04/30/2013) [-]
Joke's on you, Edgar Allen Poe, I still fapped!
#44 to #43 - crazycommando (04/30/2013) [-]
whoa there satan
#46 to #44 - arrisarrad (04/30/2013) [-]
NEVER!!! I WILL DESTROY YOUR PATHETIC PUNY MIND WITH VISIONS OF MADNESS AND HORROR!!!!!!
NEVER!!! I WILL DESTROY YOUR PATHETIC PUNY MIND WITH VISIONS OF MADNESS AND HORROR!!!!!!
#47 to #46 - crazycommando (04/30/2013) [-]
define : madness and horror
User avatar #57 to #47 - arrisarrad (05/01/2013) [-]
Medically or culturally?
#71 to #57 - crazycommando (05/01/2013) [-]
i was more thinking about... kinky   
   
Pic related...my derp face
i was more thinking about... kinky

Pic related...my derp face
#120 to #77 - crazycommando (05/01/2013) [-]
i guess we're going places...hehe
#150 to #120 - arrisarrad (05/01/2013) [-]
My rectum is a sacred repository for personally digested food waste. Not a place for cucumbers, dildos, and/or sloth penis.
#188 to #186 - arrisarrad (05/01/2013) [-]
Do I sound like I do, Boy?
#189 to #188 - crazycommando (05/01/2013) [-]
hmmm...i don't know, do you ?
#191 to #189 - arrisarrad (05/01/2013) [-]
This conversation has devolved to the point of nonsensical blathering. I'm finished with it, but here's a picture of two giraffes ******* . Consider it my gift to you, may you think of me every time it brings you to orgasm.
User avatar #197 to #191 - crazycommando (05/01/2013) [-]
well then thanks i suppose ?
#199 to #197 - arrisarrad (05/02/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
#20 - dabbzy (04/30/2013) [-]
until they eat him alive
until they eat him alive
User avatar #40 to #20 - deathhardiv (04/30/2013) [-]
huh
#127 to #20 - kmutbutt (05/01/2013) [-]
What... why? HOW!    
Gif not related.
What... why? HOW!
Gif not related.
#65 to #20 - John Cena (05/01/2013) [-]
look up will sasso lemon on youtube for sauce
#21 to #20 - John Cena (04/30/2013) [-]
What the ****
#105 - hadzibg (05/01/2013) [-]
Is that Matt Damon?
Is that Matt Damon?
#161 - secretsecret (05/01/2013) [-]
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#92 - jtastic (05/01/2013) [-]
just use the force dude.
just use the force dude.
User avatar #166 to #34 - undeadwill (05/01/2013) [-]
That is my favorite movie.
#163 - professorcuntickle (05/01/2013) [-]
Wish i had enough thumbs to post pictures.. Im surprised no one has used the blood orgy scene from the woodland critter's christmas southpark episode
#36 - yodaddysofat (04/30/2013) [-]
then one runs up your pant leg
#106 - rainyeyes (05/01/2013) [-]
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They're after his nuts.
+5
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#99 - thejoemotes (05/01/2013) [-]
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Mfw I see chipmunks.
#107 to #99 - stealthpsybeast (05/01/2013) [-]
That picture reminds me of Moe smiling.
User avatar #96 - mrfourtysevenman (05/01/2013) [-]
ERMAHGERD


CHAPMERNKS
#165 - nyxeos (05/01/2013) [-]
&gt;Gif sort of related.
>Gif sort of related.
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