GOD FUCKING DAMMIT PHIL. His parents must be proud. Titanic ICEBERG SUPERVISOR PHIL TIPPETT talked" litl" '! c HI BATES MOTEL YELP REA/
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#45 - senorfrog (04/30/2013) [-]
He was also Bug supervisor on Starship troopers.
Though Denise Richards was the reason everyone died in that movie, watch it and tell me I am wrong.
#115 to #45 - bulbakip (05/01/2013) [-]
This is why Dina Mayer is best trooper.

Things I would do to her anus...
#124 to #6 - turbopunz (05/01/2013) [-]
Thank god I caught you at 420 thumbs. huehue
#62 to #6 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
That's exactly the first thing I thought of!
#67 to #6 - hazardpay ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
you deserve my best reaction picture
#54 to #6 - stgfilitov (05/01/2013) [-]
you sir get a thumb for making my laugh,
you sir get a thumb for making my laugh,
User avatar #53 - pacoseago (05/01/2013) [-]
I just looked it up. Phil helped do special effects for Twilight.
Thanks Phil.
#102 to #53 - philtippett (05/01/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#39 - thatchicksqeaky (04/30/2013) [-]
This isn't 			*******		 amateur hour phil.
This isn't ******* amateur hour phil.
#68 - thefasrdog ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
**** Phil,get it together!
User avatar #116 to #68 - Reydel (05/01/2013) [-]
I once opened a can of orange Fanta, took a sip, and there was no orange flavor. It was just the carbonated water.
User avatar #86 to #83 - SuperHyperCrazy (05/01/2013) [-]
It would suck so muhch ass to fall into that ****
User avatar #87 to #86 - SuperHyperCrazy (05/01/2013) [-]
much*
#88 to #87 - notified (05/01/2013) [-]
Said no one ever. But it would suck after getting out to dry out.
User avatar #90 to #88 - SuperHyperCrazy (05/01/2013) [-]
What about when it gets into your eyes and other assorted orifices?
#91 to #90 - notified (05/01/2013) [-]
Just another means of consumption.
#57 - robotcomander ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
It's be even funnier if this guy never even existed and they just put that name there to **** with people
User avatar #15 - tmpr (04/30/2013) [-]
you had 7 jobs phil!! 7 JOBS!!!
#84 - breakfastlunch (05/01/2013) [-]
"They're coming out of the walls! They're coming out of the goddamn walls!"
User avatar #1 - overlordpookus (04/30/2013) [-]
i suddenly feel very unaccomplished
#61 - laffingninja (05/01/2013) [-]
Is this real?
Is this real?
User avatar #75 to #61 - theturkeyburger ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
The Transformers one is done so bad and lazily, it's almost funny... No it's not
#71 to #61 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
Yes, because they had Yelp in 1960
User avatar #65 to #61 - captinchikin (05/01/2013) [-]
The Jurassic Park one is real, but the others aren't. They're jokes made off of the first one.
User avatar #122 - SpcRamon (05/01/2013) [-]
How the hell does he keep getting the most important jobs ever?

I mean, **** , what goes through their heads when they come across this guy.

"Hey Phil, I heard what happen in the Lab position, I am so sorry that happen to you, glad you are alright though and got out there to safety before all the freaky zombies ate you. Listen, I managed to hook you with a nice safe job.... What? Oh no, don't worry, there is no dinosaurs, or Icebergs, or some bald guy with a vendetta in this... I'm sure, Phil. Positive nothing will happen this time. You don't even have to worry about being in a position of importance, but still get good pay. You still have that degree in programming right? Good, cause I am setting you up in this government...No, no, there is no testing area for virus or anything, just a good ole programming job. Hold on, let me get the paper....Alright...Lets see here. You will be working on something called...Skynet? Some sort of computer program, nothing bad will happen Phil...I promise...No, I doubt you will do anything to cause any problems, I got your back Phil! Don't worry about it buddy! Nothing can go wrong with this job!"

-Several Weeks later-

"So....While we have phones still functioning, care to tell me what happen to make Skynet go absolutely bat **** insane?"
User avatar #128 to #122 - shikurukato (05/01/2013) [-]
Because he's one of the greatest Special-Effect's visionaries of all time.

...That said, your post was incredibly well thought out lmao
#103 - solarisofcelestia (05/01/2013) [-]
You guys Phil Tippett made this.
You guys Phil Tippett made this.
#104 to #103 - philtippett (05/01/2013) [-]
I have no memory of this place.
#106 to #104 - solarisofcelestia (05/01/2013) [-]
That was the ED-209 from Robocop. It used Phil Tippett's signature go-motion animation technique.
#108 to #106 - philtippett (05/01/2013) [-]
Are you trying to tell me my own business?
User avatar #110 to #108 - solarisofcelestia (05/01/2013) [-]
You're not the real Phil Tippett right? If so then why aren't you taking the least amount of pride in your work an actually remembering it. And considering how iconic Robocop is, it seems strange you would forget it.
#125 - hmbr (05/01/2013) [-]
Ombudsman: An individual charged with the duty of investigating and redressing the sources of complaints lodged by private citizens against businesses, institutions, and officials.
#80 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
Looks like he didn't have just "one" job.
#44 - cactusupthebutt (04/30/2013) [-]
God dammit Phil!

You'd think you'd learn after a while.
User avatar #21 - Mebeshe (04/30/2013) [-]
IT'S A CONSPIRACY.
#114 - pedospartan (05/01/2013) [-]
HE HAD ONE 			*******		 JOB!
HE HAD ONE ******* JOB!
#134 to #114 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (05/01/2013) [-]
Hue
#70 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
Phil Tippett just wants to watch the world burn...
#85 - youded (05/01/2013) [-]
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (visual effects supervisor, 2011)
thought id leave this here
#105 to #85 - philtippett (05/01/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#131 to #105 - youded (05/01/2013) [-]
you totally made that account for this didnt you....
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