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#2 - farticle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #106 to #2 - morskoj (05/01/2013) [-]
Accurate metaphor is accurate.
#119 to #2 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
ONCE.
#24 to #2 - trollins (04/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #88 to #24 - cycloneclone (05/01/2013) [-]
It's funny because its DJ 4DM1N banning people but they just keep coming back.
User avatar #41 - isbestpony (05/01/2013) [-]
In my dark and damp room, sweat matted in my hair / foul stench of old clothes, filling in stagnant air
Sitting on a table, came my computers light / My brain grew weary and my nerves gave in / I had to check for tonight
There they were on the frontpage / I saw a sexual preference / And I posted a response saying, / "That's a sexual reference."
Then I got a green thumb, and it showed me the way / There were voices from the monitor, / I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Funnyjunk / Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) / Such a lovely face
Plenty of anons at the Hotel Funnyjunk / The pony boards are there (the pony boards are there) / Comments over here
Their minds are pervertedly twisted, they got the **** / They have a lot of funny, funny jokes, making fun of you
How they type in the bedroom, my hands are numb / Some type for the content, some type for the thumbs
So I called up the DJ 4DM1N / "Please give me a ban" / He said, "We have have plenty of those here, up in twenty ten."
And still my monitor is so far away, / Wake me up in the middle of the night / Just to hear it say...
Welcome to the Hotel Funnyjunk / Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) / Such a lovely face
They livin' it up a the Hotel Funnyjunk / Full of DJ 4DM1N's parties (Full of DJ 4DM1Ns parties) / Don't you be tardy
Mirrors in the monitor / Injured hand in ice / And they say "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in DJ 4DM1N's posts, they gather like a scrum / They try their silly jokes, but they just can't get a thumb
The last thing I remember, I was / Going for the kill / I had to get the browser closed / So I can lay all still.
"Relax," said DJ DJ 4DM1N, / "You are very naïve.
You can log-out anytime you like,
But you can never leave!"

I'm surprised I haven't seen one of these yet.
User avatar #118 to #41 - bulbakip (05/01/2013) [-]
11/10 would log-in again.
#128 to #41 - cptblackkawk (05/01/2013) [-]
Wow, that was just... Awesome.   
Someone with a beautiful singing voice, please sing this and post it for us. PLEASE
Wow, that was just... Awesome.
Someone with a beautiful singing voice, please sing this and post it for us. PLEASE
User avatar #62 to #41 - cmilanes (05/01/2013) [-]
Congratulations. That was awesome; I hope this makes top comment.
User avatar #96 to #41 - psykobear (05/01/2013) [-]
If you actually wrote this, I really really wish that I knew who you are so I could send you a gift basket, or one of fruit.
If not, still great for bringing this to our attention, but less so.
User avatar #109 to #41 - slimtotheshady (05/01/2013) [-]
That was very, very impressive. Extremely impressive.
#77 to #41 - bighairyfart ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
...That was so beautiful I looked up the instrumental & sang along.
...That was so beautiful I looked up the instrumental & sang along.
User avatar #4 - bitchitroll (04/30/2013) [-]
even if i do leave it wont matter with the tattoo i have
#32 to #4 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't care for your reasons but getting that tattoo is ******* stupid
User avatar #42 to #32 - brettyoke (05/01/2013) [-]
I bet you'd feel a different away if you read the comment linked a few inches below this.
#43 to #42 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
I did and i still think it is stupid as **** , people who have to deal with horrible **** always find someway to escape from it, this guy used funnyjunk i used videogames but you do not see me getting a bunch of video game tattoos

Firstly this crap child hood of his is not the rest of his life just a ****** beginning and it will not always be like that

Secondly this tattoo is just going to be a reminder of how ****** his life used to be when he is older and does not have to deal with his issues anymore it is a symbol of pain and a constant reminder scarred into his body

Thirdly in general this tattoo is just stupid as **** I mean seriously just look at it

Lastly nobody is going to stay on this site for the rest of their lives so it will just become pointless
User avatar #45 to #43 - brettyoke (05/01/2013) [-]
No, but the way you look at it is most certainly not the way he does. Your negativity towards something he got as a reminder of happy times is simply silly.

You may express your love of video games with a shirt, a hat, maybe a desktop background, what have you. He chose a tattoo. Get over it dude.
#46 to #45 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
I am sorry I guess I am just not as pathetic as he is

hurr durr look at my tattoo give me attention
User avatar #83 to #46 - brettyoke (05/01/2013) [-]
I really don't think that's why he got it. Tattoos are a form of expression that some people prefer, others preferr poetry or songwriting.

Up on our high horse today, aren't we?
#138 to #46 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
You don't really understand why some people get tattoos do you?
This guy went through a tough time and lived through it, so he got a tattoo of something to remember that hardship in his life, so everytime he looks at it he can be reminded that he was strong enough to endure the past, he can endure the present and future.
User avatar #40 to #4 - TheExile (04/30/2013) [-]
Hey dude how's it going? Been awhile
User avatar #143 to #40 - bitchitroll (05/01/2013) [-]
goin good man. going back to england soon
#107 to #4 - aerosol (05/01/2013) [-]
Crazy stuff like that was the only reason I ever collected. Was it worth it?
User avatar #144 to #107 - bitchitroll (05/01/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #5 to #4 - wretchedlarva (04/30/2013) [-]
what tattoo? pics?
User avatar #7 to #6 - wretchedlarva (04/30/2013) [-]
HOLY **** THAT WAS YOU? YOU SIR ARE A GOD. why did you get it btw? any story?
User avatar #21 to #8 - huszti (04/30/2013) [-]
i read what you did for the other guy. you are a good guy. you don't deserve the bad stuff that happened to you.
User avatar #116 to #6 - EpicGecko (05/01/2013) [-]
nice tat.. do i smell bacon anybody?
User avatar #110 to #4 - badboywantsu ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
I wanna hug you, after reading into you a little more i feel the same way, i used to have a lot fewer friends and deal with depression and people on here were always up to listen and help me out too.
#64 - vilememory (05/01/2013) [-]
Or you can take advantage of our express check out.
User avatar #82 to #64 - eddiethead (05/01/2013) [-]
that is a really good movie.
User avatar #99 - missaddie (05/01/2013) [-]
in a dark mother's basement, cool whip in my hair
Warm smell of doritos, rising up through the chair
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There Mom stood in the doorway;
I heard the dinner bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up my rat's nest and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Funnyjunk
Such a good front page (Such a good front page)
Such a lovely space
Plenty of junk at the Hotel Funnyjunk
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find fags here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they get pissed and upset, can't get in bed.
Some play to remember, some dance to forget
User avatar #101 to #99 - missaddie (05/01/2013) [-]
So I called up the DJ 4DM1N,
"Please bring me colored text DJ 4DM1N"
He said, "Shut up, you're now BANNED "
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Funnyjunk
Such a good front page (Such a good front page)
Such a lovely space
They livin' it up in the Hotel Funnyjunk
We are hypocrites (we are hypocrites)
Busy sucking dick
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the memes
User avatar #102 to #101 - missaddie (05/01/2013) [-]
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "
#103 to #102 - turretbuddy (05/01/2013) [-]
Maybe I'll be part of the screencap when this reaches the front page.
User avatar #104 to #103 - missaddie (05/01/2013) [-]
Ahwh
#122 to #102 - ishotthedeputy (05/01/2013) [-]
"But they just can't kill the memes." Brilliant
User avatar #114 to #102 - badboywantsu ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
awesome job, i sang along
#142 to #102 - brothergrimm ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
sorry copycopy but missaddie just blew you out of the water
sorry copycopy but missaddie just blew you out of the water
User avatar #147 to #142 - missaddie (05/01/2013) [-]
Thank you
!
#105 to #102 - novayamante (05/01/2013) [-]
that was so cool
that was so cool
#16 - afreeti ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - theangryrussian (04/30/2013) [-]
that's one ****** up song if you actually listen to the lyrics
#18 - katinka (04/30/2013) [-]
congrats OP, you made me lol
congrats OP, you made me lol
#91 - darkdragonswrath ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
You can try, but you can never leave.
You can try, but you can never leave.
#108 - masterenclave (05/01/2013) [-]
getting in is not the hard part

it's letting it all go
User avatar #113 to #108 - breakfastskippa (05/01/2013) [-]
Was just thinking that.
User avatar #137 to #108 - waffies (05/01/2013) [-]
pretty sure that place is based on Hotel California
#29 - dollydagger (04/30/2013) [-]
<Just realized Funnyjunk is a lot like this
#73 to #29 - leandros (05/01/2013) [-]
I live on the 14th floor of an apartment, and I pass by room 1408 every day.
MFW I cant make that joke cause no one remembers that ******* movie.
#120 - theolor (05/01/2013) [-]
The ride never ends.
#115 - llamagaga (05/01/2013) [-]
Pretty much this. Through every break up I've been through, every bit of drama, every lonely ******* night, Funnyjunk is here for me.

I love you guys.
#126 to #115 - silverhellion (05/01/2013) [-]
and we love you, random stranger.
#95 - CapnInterwebz (05/01/2013) [-]
&gt;believing you can quit the internet
>believing you can quit the internet
#87 - deathofnight (05/01/2013) [-]
I have prepared for this, all my hours of fallout will now come into play...
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User avatar #60 to #3 - beren (05/01/2013) [-]
It's at least a little more than reposts! Take this content, for example. :-) (and most of my stuff.)
User avatar #20 - misticalz ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Still waiting for that quote to end.
User avatar #22 to #20 - beren (04/30/2013) [-]
Yeah.. I realized that about 30 minutes afterwards. ..."*
#66 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
>Had account for multiple years
>Accidentally logged out / sick of captchas
>Haven't bothered logging back in, forgot password
>MFW I'm still on here posting as anon
>MFW I realize I can't post reaction photos
>*sigh*
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