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#14 - pupak

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(04/30/2013)[-]

what stats does the chainmail give?

#15 to #14 - xef

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(04/30/2013)[-]

+3 Armor
+5 Stamina
+9000 Virginity

#373 to #15 - xef

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(04/30/2013)[-]

Lol I'm gone for 10 hours and this is what you do? Oh well you won't see me complaining

#394 to #373 - exotic

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(05/01/2013)[-]

yeah well pretty good comments get pretty good ******* thumbs

#409 to #394 - xef

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(05/01/2013)[-]

#408 to #373 - xef

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#112 to #15 - xxleeroyjenkinsxx

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(04/30/2013)[-]

*9001

#117 to #112 - xef

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(04/30/2013)[-]

#328 to #15 - dbrak

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(04/30/2013)[-]

not to mention the +6000 diabetes from that amount of soda

#583 to #328 - anon id: ad441632

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(07/30/2013)[-]

We JUST LOVE THESE POST/ STICKY VERIZON TEXT US NOW$$$ WATCHERS LOVE U BEEKEEPEKERS/ MATTSTER/ DNA/ MAINENANCE??? YEARS OF THIS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$NANSTER GONNA HAVE TOYS/ CHARITU

#585 to #583 - dbrak

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(07/30/2013)[-]

I... what?

#17 to #15 - socketization

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(04/30/2013)[-]

You forgot max dex.
Don't worry I'm putting my +1 chainmail of nevergettinglaid on right now.

#50 to #17 - GamerMandrew

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(04/30/2013)[-]

Whatever. Find a girl who plays with you, get laid all the time.

#186 to #15 - jakeharman

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(04/30/2013)[-]

WHAT? 9000?! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

#349 to #15 - sweateagle

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(04/30/2013)[-]

#291 to #15 - missrainbowdash

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(04/30/2013)[-]

#542 to #291 - beep

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(05/01/2013)[-]

#540 to #15 - anon id: b4d7cf01

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(05/01/2013)[-]

Not funny you ****

#556 to #540 - therealtjthemedic

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(05/01/2013)[-]

658 people disagree

#545 to #540 - arrisarrad

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(05/01/2013)[-]

Funnyjunk disagrees.

#547 to #540 - psykobear

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(05/01/2013)[-]

Funny as ****, in my opinion

#490 to #15 - peanutlesunstriker**User deleted account**

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#472 to #461 - weissessand

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(05/01/2013)[-]

#544 to #472 - iudicium**User deleted account**

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#564 to #544 - weissessand

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(05/01/2013)[-]

It was one of those "Asians can read minds" things.

#569 to #564 - iudicium**User deleted account**

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#436 to #15 - anon id: 27dbe82e

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(05/01/2013)[-]

At least it's not over 9000

#361 to #15 - anon id: 365027b0

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(04/30/2013)[-]

Good. My virginity will not fall to thine blade.

#489 to #361 - sepheroth

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(05/01/2013)[-]

Sounds uncomfortable

#93 to #15 - anon id: d6d0612c

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(04/30/2013)[-]

It's sort of weird to think that nowadays wearing chain/platemail forces perma virginity when in medieval times it got you mad pussy.

#143 to #93 - capslockftw

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(04/30/2013)[-]

Virgin pussy*

#301 to #143 - pliusss

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(04/30/2013)[-]

with all the diseases it was probably mad as well

#366 to #143 - Shitthatscrazy

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(04/30/2013)[-]

well your mothers a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries anyways

#407 to #366 - linktheherooftime

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(05/01/2013)[-]

We're not scared of you you English pig-dogs. Go boil your bottom you sons of a silly person.

#415 to #407 - Shitthatscrazy

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(05/01/2013)[-]

i have tis but a scratch to the likes of me

#457 to #415 - anon id: 29371b53

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(05/01/2013)[-]

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!

#418 to #93 - theflamingfire

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(05/01/2013)[-]

They nerfed it was to op

#358 to #93 - mitchblahman

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(04/30/2013)[-]

that sounds like a disease

#552 to #93 - yamiyo

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(05/01/2013)[-]

It figures I would get 70 thumbs on a comment I posted anonymously specifically because I thought I'd get thumbed down.

#395 to #93 - thefuzzywalrus

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(05/01/2013)[-]

well the armor that get you pussy nowdays is the body armor they issue you in the marine corps

#501 to #15 - jjvoodoo

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(05/01/2013)[-]

you just summed up the effects of my undead warlocks new armor

#419 to #15 - hypervamppkid

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(05/01/2013)[-]

You forgot to mention +100 Diabetes

#538 to #15 - tredbear

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(05/01/2013)[-]

#403 to #14 - mojitoz

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(05/01/2013)[-]

diabetes from all the soda you'll have to drink.

#559 to #403 - jonnyonyon

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(05/01/2013)[-]

surely you would use beer cans

#567 to #559 - mojitoz

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(05/01/2013)[-]

Ok im sorry. Liver failure?

#575 to #567 - jonnyonyon

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(05/02/2013)[-]

Doesnt have to be in one night or from one person. plus drinking all that fizzy juice would probably cause liver failure too

#546 to #14 - arrisarrad

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(05/01/2013)[-]

****** armor rating and attracts wasps. Aluminum is light weight, but not very strong. Small sugar deposits in the tabs attract insects.

#11 - hugoalesto

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(04/30/2013)[-]

#465 to #11 - theist

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(05/01/2013)[-]

dat period

#553 to #11 - MIYOL

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(05/01/2013)[-]

well said

#72 - IamEllis

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(04/30/2013)[-]

"It's pop not soda"

get the **** outta here

#74 to #72 - mrwalkerfour

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(04/30/2013)[-]

**** you it's pop!

#82 to #74 - infinitereaper

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(04/30/2013)[-]

No it's sweetened liquid, artificial flavors, some extra additives, water, and carbon dioxide.

isn't "soda pop" the original expression?

#83 to #82 - mrwalkerfour

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(04/30/2013)[-]

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

#268 to #82 - condormcninja

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(04/30/2013)[-]

It's a regional thing. I think it was always soda some places, but it started as soda pop other places and became pop there.

#343 to #268 - Zaxplab

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(04/30/2013)[-]

It's Pop in mid-west U.S. Nearly everywhere else, it's soda.

#449 to #343 - anon id: 5505c15c

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(05/01/2013)[-]

also in the georgia/alabama area
source: I have family in Georgia and anytime we travel through there that's what people call it.

#433 to #343 - anon id: 619c8d7e

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(05/01/2013)[-]

I haven't hear anyone in Missouri all it pop...

#384 to #343 - kevinspacey**User deleted account**

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(05/01/2013)[-]

pop in Canada as well, the only place that matters. Don`t people also say cola instead of coke

#385 to #384 - Zaxplab

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(05/01/2013)[-]

In North Texas, I mostly hear Coke.

#424 to #385 - anon id: 12a86e2e

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(05/01/2013)[-]

I grew up in Texas. Everytime someone said "Coke" in reference to soda, it made me want to strangle them. IT'S A ******* BRAND.
Anyway, where I'm from "Coke" only refers to colas (dark sodas), not clear sodas like Sprite.

#277 to #268 - anon id: 8adff3af

Reply0

(04/30/2013)[-]

I've always just heard cola as a generic term for it.

#425 to #277 - anon id: 12a86e2e

Reply0

(05/01/2013)[-]

I always thought cola only referred to dark sodas, like Coke, Dr. Pepper, Root Beer, etc. but not clear ones.

#532 to #74 - anon id: 26b22501

Reply0

(05/01/2013)[-]

Maybe we should consult the Dr.

#77 to #74 - kaoknight**User deleted account**

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#85 to #77 - allisonisrad

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(04/30/2013)[-]

In Minnesota it's pop too. This explains a lot.

#230 to #85 - inspectah

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(04/30/2013)[-]

Yeah I live in Mankato Minnesota and I have maybe heard 3 people call it soda.

#255 to #230 - allisonisrad

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(04/30/2013)[-]

The only people I know who call it soda are from out of state. These fools also play Duck Duck Goose... :)

#423 to #230 - cycloneclone

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(05/01/2013)[-]

I live MN I don't even know if I've ever heard anyone call it soda

#464 to #423 - anon id: 1a976e46

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(05/01/2013)[-]

I call it soda, and I'm from MN. Or if some says "It's called pop," I just reply "Okay, it is a CARBONATED BEVERAGE."

#475 to #464 - cycloneclone

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(05/01/2013)[-]

Soda pop.

#410 to #85 - linktheherooftime

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(05/01/2013)[-]

In Kansas its the same

#165 to #85 - gathin

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(04/30/2013)[-]

**** ya!! minnesota

#95 to #85 - carelessinteractin

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(04/30/2013)[-]

I live in WIchita, Kansas and I call it pop also.

#351 to #95 - anon id: 6f9bff55

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(04/30/2013)[-]

>Wichita Kansas

Mah *********

#79 to #77 - mrwalkerfour

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(04/30/2013)[-]

**** you i'm british and it's pop!

#80 to #79 - kaoknight**User deleted account**

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#115 to #80 - StinkyCheese

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(04/30/2013)[-]

We don't actually call it pop. We call it by it's normal name.

"Hey, do you want any Coke?"

It's just that this guy.

#129 to #115 - kaoknight**User deleted account**

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#130 to #115 - superpats

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(04/30/2013)[-]

but there's more types of soda than Coke... I can understand referring to and Cola as Coke, but what about drinks like Fanta or Mtn Dew? They're still soda/pop and i think we can all agree that nobody would refer to them as Coke.

#135 to #130 - StinkyCheese

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(04/30/2013)[-]

Is this a purposely foolish comment?

That was an example of how we say the name of the brand.

"Hey, do you want some Tango?"

"Hey, do you want some Mountain Dew?"

"Hey, do you want some Fanta?"

ETC. That was kind of dumb of you not to realize that.

#429 to #135 - anon id: 12a86e2e

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(05/01/2013)[-]

But you often need to refer to it broadly. For example, if you're planning a party, you may say "who wants to bring the soda?" because said person would probably buy multiple kinds of soda and there's no need to be specific.

#431 to #429 - StinkyCheese

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(05/01/2013)[-]

You may not have read my other comment.

We say bring the fizzy.

#137 to #135 - superpats

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(04/30/2013)[-]

Ok, I'll give you credit for that. But I actually know people who believe what I thought you were saying.

#180 to #80 - srapture

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(04/30/2013)[-]

We don't. We call the drinks by their specific names. mrwalkerfour is the one Briton in existence who says pop.

#81 to #80 - mrwalkerfour

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(04/30/2013)[-]

well we DO cos it makes A POPPING NOISE. therefore POP. NOT ****** SODA old people call lemonade soda thats it

#91 to #81 - EpicWin

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(04/30/2013)[-]

"Pop" is not the noise it makes unless you actually have a cap that pops off, which is more common with alcohol than "pop".
Soda originally referred to the Sodium Bicarbonate that was used to make carbonated water. So basically soda means carbonated.
So Soda is a more relevant term/name to describe carbonated beverages

#216 to #91 - anon id: 173d6aac

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(04/30/2013)[-]

Bitch please.
The correct term is obviously fizzy, because the drinks fizz with bubbles.

#92 to #91 - mrwalkerfour

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(04/30/2013)[-]

no im a qualified science in this and i know for a fact that pop pops because i said so, so shut up

#116 to #92 - StinkyCheese

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(04/30/2013)[-]

#550 to #72 - mattkingg**User deleted account**

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(05/01/2013)[-]

******* Americans, thinking you understand English, it's pop.

#554 to #550 - pickledpee

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(05/01/2013)[-]

******* English, thinking sounds are a suitable name for drinks, it's soda.

#557 to #554 - anon id: 2f33e47a

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(05/01/2013)[-]

******* people, thinking you're all knowing.

Just call them the ******* DRINKS!
"I'll have a coke." "I'll have a sprite." "I'll have some fizzy piss!" I don't know!

it's pop.

#566 to #557 - blokrokker

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(05/01/2013)[-]

I agreed with you, until you were wrong.

#417 to #72 - theincrediblelegs

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(05/01/2013)[-]

Soft drink in Australia.

#444 to #72 - anon id: 52a4006c

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(05/01/2013)[-]

I prefer 'beverage' in general
Sometimes when I'm serving at the restaurant I work at, customers ask what a 'beverage' is when I ask what kind of 'beverages' they would like.

#398 to #72 - anon id: 007aa246

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(05/01/2013)[-]

It's called soft drink you ******* tossers

#284 to #72 - anon id: f1f52981

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(04/30/2013)[-]

I live in Mississippi. It's all Coke. Everything.

#430 to #284 - anon id: 12a86e2e

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(05/01/2013)[-]

It's like that in Texas too. I suffered through 11 YEARS OF THAT ********.

#174 to #72 - nightroller

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(04/30/2013)[-]

I live in Pennsylvania, it's pop for me!

#114 to #72 - StinkyCheese

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(04/30/2013)[-]

Screw you man, it's pop.

#325 to #72 - owmyanus

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(04/30/2013)[-]

California, me and everyone else I know calls it soda.

#333 to #325 - gavinchase

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(04/30/2013)[-]

Yes indeed it is here.

#334 to #333 - owmyanus

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(04/30/2013)[-]

Pop is a midwest thing, amongst other places in the world that I don't know of.

#155 - hangingtree

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(04/30/2013)[-]

Am I the only one that calls it "Soft Drink"?

#158 to #155 - destaice

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(04/30/2013)[-]

yes you cum guzzling dumpster child.

#312 to #158 - RonsteR

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(04/30/2013)[-]

i didnt ask for ur opinion ********

#460 to #158 - anon id: 080e2745

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(05/01/2013)[-]

dumpster guzzling cum child*

#563 to #460 - anon id: 0195ce1b

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(05/01/2013)[-]

child guzzling dumpster cum

#482 to #155 - PadreRasta

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(05/01/2013)[-]

When I learned English, i used to call it Soft Drink too, but then i noticed it was kinda formal, and found out about soda pop, and stopped using it.

#581 to #155 - gggfrt

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(05/05/2013)[-]

Soda.

#580 to #155 - vanoreo

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(05/05/2013)[-]

suicide is the only way

#428 to #155 - tehubernation

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(05/01/2013)[-]

Jums

#577 to #155 - anon id: 0bedccbf

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(05/05/2013)[-]

Aye, yer the only one YE CUNT

#578 to #577 - hangingtree

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(05/05/2013)[-]

This comment is like, days old bro.

#518 to #155 - buttinspecter

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(05/01/2013)[-]

I usually call it "soft drink" if I'm reading that off of the menu.

#46 - unnameable

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(04/30/2013)[-]

Huh. The generic term I use for carbonated drinks is just 'fizzy'.

But I'm from Britain, so that may affect it.

#90 to #46 - OptimusPrimal

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(04/30/2013)[-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vj092UgKwQ

This song just absolutely makes that .gif

#102 to #46 - thatguynobodylikes**User deleted account**

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#332 to #102 - xMWxBEASTx

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(04/30/2013)[-]

#188 to #46 - jakekel

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(04/30/2013)[-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHqNpto9ooY&t=0m34s

#70 to #46 - kisushima

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(04/30/2013)[-]

This. People get so confused when I say fizzy or something-ade (******* cherryade is amazing. Cheap, nasty, sugary cherryade. 3 for a quid.). But pop in the UK I think was helped in part by PandaPop drinks that used to exist.

#147 to #70 - spaceturtlecadet

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(04/30/2013)[-]

>Filthy cherryade plebian
>Not glorious raspberryade master race
ISHYGDDT

#359 to #70 - amirblumenfeld

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(04/30/2013)[-]

PANDAPOP

#315 to #46 - lamarisagoodname

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(04/30/2013)[-]

I called someone a tosser the other day and I felt very good about it. Any other british idioms?

"well, you ****** the pooch this time, phil"

#311 to #46 - anon id: 6274c96d

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(04/30/2013)[-]

In Australia we call it soft drink, or occasionally fizzy drink

#107 to #46 - ilikecows**User deleted account**

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(04/30/2013)[-]

Here in South Wales we just refer to it as 'Pop'... to be honest, I don't think we have any other kind of word for it, perhaps except my nanna who calls everything Lemonade.

Everything

#89 to #46 - OptimusPrimal

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#86 to #46 - woodywoodlinson

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(04/30/2013)[-]

Same here. I think few people here call it soda or pop

#53 - zerokelvin

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(04/30/2013)[-]

#97 to #53 - carelessinteractin

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(04/30/2013)[-]

**** your ****.

#145 to #97 - kkKhris

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(04/30/2013)[-]

it soda you dirty pop lover

#148 to #145 - carelessinteractin

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(04/30/2013)[-]

I REFUSE YOUR EVIL WAYS

#149 to #148 - carelessinteractin

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(04/30/2013)[-]

that's why i am drinking mountain rush POP right now.

#157 to #149 - kkKhris

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(04/30/2013)[-]

it's soda deal with it

#170 to #157 - carelessinteractin

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(04/30/2013)[-]

it's pop deal with it

#198 to #170 - kkKhris

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(04/30/2013)[-]

NO its soda!

#201 to #198 - carelessinteractin

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(04/30/2013)[-]

NOOOOO!!! ITS POP!

#206 to #201 - kkKhris

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(04/30/2013)[-]

NO ITS SODA!!

#209 to #206 - carelessinteractin

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(04/30/2013)[-]

IT......IS......POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#451 to #209 - anon id: 5505c15c

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(05/01/2013)[-]

guys

it's soda pop, both are just shortened versions of the same term

#208 to #206 - carelessinteractin

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#99 - nittsurri

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(04/30/2013)[-]

I made one of these for a halloween outfit once. For my grandmother, she wanted to be an elvish sorcerer. It took for ******* ever. Pic Related, It's the mask I made for myself.

#131 to #99 - klotrock

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(04/30/2013)[-]

That is really cool.