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#85 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
For once the people who have not had sex are the Alpha males.
For once the people who have not had sex are the Alpha males.
#10 - bluebocat (04/30/2013) [-]
mfw thats probably gonna happen to me
User avatar #299 to #10 - elcreepo (05/01/2013) [-]
You'll find a girl one day.

And if not, it doesn't really matter unless you make it matter. I have an uncle who is 43, never bothered dating much after high school, and the happiest man alive with a good job and an okay life.
#63 - azraelthemage (04/30/2013) [-]
10 more years.
#83 to #63 - saxong (04/30/2013) [-]
11 here.
11 here.
#193 to #63 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
This game must be remade!
User avatar #200 to #193 - azraelthemage (04/30/2013) [-]
As soon as the fanboys stop bitching about an FF7 remake, and start asking for an FF9 remake, we'll get one.
#254 to #200 - atma (05/01/2013) [-]
You'll both be getting Final Fantasy XV and you won't like it.
You'll both be getting Final Fantasy XV and you won't like it.
#257 to #254 - azraelthemage (05/01/2013) [-]
Considering how Versus XIII is rumored to have been re-titled as XV, I think I will.
Considering how Versus XIII is rumored to have been re-titled as XV, I think I will.
User avatar #167 to #63 - redscorp (04/30/2013) [-]
I can cast fireball already.
#78 to #63 - valtasar (04/30/2013) [-]
3 for me
User avatar #82 to #78 - mrwalkerfour (04/30/2013) [-]
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
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User avatar #144 to #82 - elynichujy (04/30/2013) [-]
YOU GUIS, STAHP IT GUIS
User avatar #80 to #63 - mrwalkerfour (04/30/2013) [-]
dude
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#43 - redrock (04/30/2013) [-]
What... what did I forsake in the pursuit of carnal pleasure?

The power I could have had...
User avatar #88 to #43 - misterbatman (04/30/2013) [-]
I read that in Hank's voice and I laughed so hard I choked on my spit.
#134 - stankfinger (04/30/2013) [-]
All hail our new wizard overlord!
User avatar #17 to #2 - kabuthefox ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
**** , i turn 20 in a month
User avatar #129 to #17 - biporch (04/30/2013) [-]
Quick!
Call Melody!!!!!!!
User avatar #131 to #129 - kabuthefox ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
idk who melody is D:
#147 to #131 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Call Sarah, Beth, Ruth, it doesn't matter man!
User avatar #58 to #2 - limb (04/30/2013) [-]
**** I'm 20 and I didn't go to prom. GOD DAMMIT.
#124 to #2 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm 21, but haven't had sex yet.

Not because I'm ugly, but because I'm gay and I haven't came out of the closet yet.
User avatar #66 to #2 - thepyras (04/30/2013) [-]
The older you get, the more you realize how 16 is not "perfectly well adjusted."
User avatar #289 to #66 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/01/2013) [-]
It's probably made by a 14 year old so don't even bother about it
#79 to #66 - uhhyeahfmebaby (04/30/2013) [-]
>perfectly well
User avatar #90 to #2 - violentpixi (04/30/2013) [-]
No, 16 year old...No she didn't.
User avatar #199 to #2 - zorororonoa (04/30/2013) [-]
I never viewed 13-16 year olds as being ok to have sex. Aren't those the kids we always make fun of for being on teen mom?
#279 to #2 - mynameisfoo (05/01/2013) [-]
i think anything younger than 16 is too young, which is sort of hypocritical because I almost lost it a time or two when I was 15. Didn't end up losing it til I was 17, but it was to a girl I really cared about, which made it all worth it. Hope everybody looking at 30 saying I want to be a wizard loses it the same way
i think anything younger than 16 is too young, which is sort of hypocritical because I almost lost it a time or two when I was 15. Didn't end up losing it til I was 17, but it was to a girl I really cared about, which made it all worth it. Hope everybody looking at 30 saying I want to be a wizard loses it the same way
User avatar #21 to #2 - ryanmck (04/30/2013) [-]
Damn that prom part hit me right in the feels.
#207 to #2 - maxsexington (04/30/2013) [-]
SINDRI!!!
User avatar #123 to #2 - nervaaurelius (04/30/2013) [-]
Everyone I knew that lost at 13 turned out to become failures later...
User avatar #136 to #123 - xxlopikedxx (04/30/2013) [-]
it was actually proven that people who have sex at young ages have harder times with succeeding and are more likely to fail when they're older. I guess it has something to do with their minds and instincts set for intercourse close to 1 year after having it the first time. It was just something I read about in an article for a science class a long time ago. I don't think it applies to all people though.
User avatar #22 to #2 - gidmp (04/30/2013) [-]
well, i am already 20. That's it for me then...it's over...
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#32 to #2 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
I really hate this. 13 is cool, 15 is acceptable and 16 is like le perfect spot ;))))
User avatar #51 to #2 - natanhiel (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm 18 on Friday and I'm not even planning on losing it until I meet someone I like.

Inb4 Natanhiel's a ******* pussy cunt
User avatar #56 to #51 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (04/30/2013) [-]
That's the right way
It's not because it's something you have to do before you're 20
It doesn't even matter
User avatar #195 to #51 - jizzletizzle (04/30/2013) [-]
Once you taste the vagina you desire it a lot more. Savor your virginity.
#184 to #51 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
you'll be raped by a titanic *****
User avatar #174 to #51 - stcronin (04/30/2013) [-]
Trust me save it till your ready, not on some cheap whore, or random occurrence. Make it count
#102 to #2 - pompoen (04/30/2013) [-]
"Sold your virginity to a whore". They buy it? Have I been sitting on a fortune all this time?
"Sold your virginity to a whore". They buy it? Have I been sitting on a fortune all this time?
User avatar #16 to #2 - nexu (04/30/2013) [-]
I'll get there eventually, I don't plan on going to prom so I'm well on my way according to this image
User avatar #64 to #2 - irishhappyposter (04/30/2013) [-]
I`m 22 and virgin, i have a PhD and a girlfriend. **** you
User avatar #89 to #64 - srapture (04/30/2013) [-]
Sounds like that PhD isn't doing much for her.
User avatar #259 to #89 - irishhappyposter (05/01/2013) [-]
well she likes "smart guys", the other night, she came onto me, but i want to wait untill we are both ready, 25 would be nice. But no unprotected untill at least 31.
User avatar #296 to #259 - srapture (05/01/2013) [-]
It seems unhealthy to have such a complete lack of libido that you have a girlfriend at 22 and think "I think I'll hit that... In about 3 years, maybe.". Not to mention that it's kind of unfair to her, that she was coming onto you and you shot her down, making the decision that you won't do anything with her for years to come. Live for today, duuuuude.
User avatar #322 to #296 - irishhappyposter (05/01/2013) [-]
i live and look for tomorow, she said she understood. Seriously, she dosent mind.
User avatar #137 to #64 - xxlopikedxx (04/30/2013) [-]
well at least we're the ones being ******
User avatar #198 to #64 - zorororonoa (04/30/2013) [-]
Alright man, keep that girl, but just wait 8 more years.
#39 to #2 - DangerToManifold (04/30/2013) [-]
i was 19, dodged a bullet there by the looks of things.
#264 to #2 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
**** this chart, up until the lvl 30 wizard part of course.
the average age people lose their virginity is 17.
And anyone who lost it at 13-15 that i knew turned out to be a total failure/douche/teen mom.
I was a virgin until i was 19, but didn't care for the girl at all, we were drunk, it sucked. Now I'm waiting till I find the right girl.
My advice: wait for the right girl/guy cause "sellin" it to someone isn't worth it, i tried it.
User avatar #4 to #2 - navadae (04/30/2013) [-]
well... guess i`m at the 'point of no return' now

shoot... ah well
User avatar #194 to #2 - melwach (04/30/2013) [-]
Whew, I just barely made it. And I didnt go to the prom.
I think I just barely escaped a gruesome fate. I never knew how close I was.
Quite scary.
#294 to #2 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/01/2013) [-]
The maker of that pic is probably 14 years old..
Young enough to know that he could've had sex while 13.
Old enough to expect that he'll have sex while 16.
Everyone, don't worry. I'm 16 myself and I haven't had sex yet, our time will come eventually.

Protip: if you're actually worrying about this, go fap and then return. It's your penis doing the thinking at the moment.
User avatar #61 to #2 - RisenLichen (04/30/2013) [-]
Turning 19 in a month or so..

Aw ****
User avatar #151 to #2 - danniegurl ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
i'm waiting until i'm married and i want whoever i'm with to be a virgin as well. it's not a requirement, necessarily, but i really hope so.
User avatar #309 to #151 - anonomoz ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
hello there! a virgin guy over here, now we marry or what?
User avatar #310 to #309 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
well, i'd have to be in love for a while first...lol
User avatar #311 to #310 - anonomoz ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
i'm also very rich, and never watch porn
User avatar #313 to #311 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
the love part still stands
User avatar #314 to #313 - anonomoz ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
but I love you, you are my dream girl, I've been waiting for this moment forever, dont you realize it after all this time?
User avatar #315 to #314 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
but you don't know me!
User avatar #316 to #315 - anonomoz ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
i...i know you! all this time i've been watc,,,, nevermind :) yeah i dont even know you, you're right
User avatar #324 to #316 - danniegurl ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
O.o
User avatar #161 to #159 - danniegurl ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
ewww, i saw that episode.
no, i'll definitely kiss before i'm married! i already have.
#12 to #2 - alcoholicsemen (04/30/2013) [-]
Well.... 9 years to go
User avatar #15 to #12 - cbone (04/30/2013) [-]
I'll be following you there
User avatar #14 to #12 - lexivex ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Cheer up Alcoholicsemen, your time will come. 21 is still damn young
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#176 to #12 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
5 for me
User avatar #202 to #176 - alcoholicsemen (04/30/2013) [-]
Its no a competition but if it was you'd win
#246 - superwheels (05/01/2013) [-]
confirmed
#36 - yuvesh (04/30/2013) [-]
this is the best anime
User avatar #37 to #36 - jeengak (04/30/2013) [-]
hi good sir, I have been looking for new animes to watch and you said this is the best anime... will you care to give me the source of this anime? Thank you!
#38 to #37 - yuvesh (04/30/2013) [-]
its called; Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai
your welcome :)
#86 to #36 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
what is it
User avatar #41 to #36 - Shenanigins (04/30/2013) [-]
HUH WHAT WAS THAT? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU.
#42 to #41 - yuvesh (04/30/2013) [-]
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE ANIMES
User avatar #111 to #42 - RexxT (04/30/2013) [-]
The anime is epic, but i wish it would get another season :/
#128 to #111 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
It will probably get a third season
#263 to #128 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
light novels needs to advance first
#44 to #42 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (04/30/2013) [-]
what anime is it?
User avatar #47 to #44 - Shenanigins (04/30/2013) [-]
Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai
#49 to #47 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (04/30/2013) [-]
watching now
User avatar #46 to #44 - yuvesh (04/30/2013) [-]
Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai
#65 - guye (04/30/2013) [-]
Damn it...
Damn it...
User avatar #229 to #65 - girlygirlygirl (04/30/2013) [-]
why can't I stop watching this...?
#126 to #65 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Somebody make a loop of this before the tooth paste guy gets up so I can fap to this.
#188 - crosskill (04/30/2013) [-]
Guys, I can confirm this. I am a wizard of extraordinary powers.   
   
   
Also, I am Jesus.
Guys, I can confirm this. I am a wizard of extraordinary powers.


Also, I am Jesus.
User avatar #191 - missrainbowdash (04/30/2013) [-]
I can report that this rumor is true, my powers are now beyond description, one time I cast a spell and pluto was reduced to a meteor sized object.
#154 - mankey ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
5 years left and I just got friendzoned. I'm so pent up I could 			****		 a hole into granite.
5 years left and I just got friendzoned. I'm so pent up I could **** a hole into granite.
#97 - connordude (04/30/2013) [-]
Beta, now Alpha
User avatar #253 - Pedobearchaser (05/01/2013) [-]
yeah but theres double standards, if a guy goes virgin to 30 he gets to be a wizard, but if a girl does it, she has to become a crazy cat lady.....
#169 - forgivens (04/30/2013) [-]
**forgivens rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at More Bad Translations ** <--- Well, I blew my chances.
User avatar #54 - ccarpio (04/30/2013) [-]
yes, only 7 years left
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#239 - ilolyoucry (04/30/2013) [-]
18 years old, and still a virgin.
18 years old, and still a virgin.
User avatar #266 to #239 - kingoflulzfool (05/01/2013) [-]
we will be wizards together !!!
User avatar #240 to #239 - laspussy (04/30/2013) [-]
12 more years to go
#242 to #240 - ilolyoucry (04/30/2013) [-]




No Problem
User avatar #243 to #242 - laspussy (04/30/2013) [-]
well they say life goes faster the older you get...
#201 - Cambro (04/30/2013) [-]
"I had sex at a young age and have absolutely no regrets!"

It is my personal opinion that no one can fully understand the value and ramifications of sex until they're between 18 and 21, and therefore should remain a virgin until they know what the hell they're doing.
#235 to #201 - lifetime (04/30/2013) [-]
I'd have to disagree with you, but I do understand where you are coming from.
User avatar #221 to #201 - vatra (04/30/2013) [-]
I lost mine at 19, and it was all good, until I found out she had been lying about almost everything. Then after I broke up with her she told everyone I used her for sex.
#220 to #201 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
You're completely right. I'm posting as anonymous to avoid the red thumbs from dumbasses thinking I'm showing off, but I lost my virginity when I was 12 years old. I'm currently 17, and in the past year I've come to understand better why that law is in place.

No morons who'll think otherwise, this is not an "alpha as **** " story. This **** happens and 5-6 years ago I just happened to be in a neighborhood with a few other specific people who both approached me first. I'm not proud about it, because now I've got a sex addiction; my thoughts are scattered, hard to focus, and I have twitching fits a dozen or so times a day and sometimes they're really violent and cause my internal body temperature to rise to the point I start itching all over my body from heat. I wear a jacket almost all the time, all year round, because I get warm and cold at random times throughout the day so I keep the jacket so I can take it off when I get to hot and put it back on when get cold.
#223 to #220 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Fellow human beings, it is NOT a good thing to have sex at an early age. **** the kids at school thinking it'd be cool. Getting the girl pregnant is not the only consequence, though it is a severe one.

Now, I'm only 17, but my experiences so far in life have left me feeling like I've already lived an extra decade, and it isn't a good feeling. I know there are many people who have had much harder lives than I've had so far, so I'm not really complaining, but I'm certain I've reached a point where I can hand out some advice, at the least this bit.
Preteens and fellow teenagers, wait. Put off sex even until you're 20 I think, because high school and college parties are not good places to lose your virginity, whether you're a guy or girl. Trust me, you're not a "bad-ass", and having sex won't make you one. Just wait.
This is the end of my little thing, which I believe not many will see and fewer will actually heed, but that's humans for ya'.
#236 to #223 - BenniEGHR (04/30/2013) [-]
" **** the kids at school thinking it'd be cool."
" **** the kids at school"
" **** the kids"

weren't you arguing against young children having sex?
User avatar #222 to #220 - vatra (04/30/2013) [-]
Most of those symptoms sound like a nervous disorder.
#247 to #222 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
They are, in the past 3 years I've become more withdrawn and developing anxiety. Now, I know that you'd think it's not really related to early sex, but it kinda is, though not entirely directly. I've had Intermittent Explosive Disorder all my life (some say the disorder isn't real, please believe me, it is), but after I moved away from my "friends" when I was 13 and the sex ended almost entirely (some situations arose in which one of them visited my house a few times a year for 2 years after the move), I became even more frustrated and aggressive, and my violent trances were triggered more often. I became reclusive from people at first in order to avoid interaction with people so as to lower the amount of occurences that my trances would be triggered, and attack less people. I've been doing so for 3 years now, and it's become my nature to avoid groups like plague and shrink from conversation with everyone who isn't close friends or family.Needless to say,my social skills have suffered.
User avatar #258 to #247 - vatra (05/01/2013) [-]
Just looked that condition up, it is in the Diagnostic Manual, so who ever says it is fake is an idiot. Also Just from researching that condition a bit, that condition easily segways into anxiety disorders because you don't want to explode at the slightest thing, you don't want to hurt people so you start to fear your own explosions and thus anxiety takes hold. That is why you have anxiety, you fear yourself and what you are capable of when you lose control.
#265 - kingoflulzfool (05/01/2013) [-]
10 years away , Woooooooooooooooooooooooooot
10 years away , Woooooooooooooooooooooooooot
#262 - toothlessthedragon (05/01/2013) [-]
Your a wizard Pat!
Your a wizard Pat!
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