True Story. Tags are a lie. Girl' s Redem I' m the only guy living in a house My room setup is below,,, Dresser Closet Door. Solved. Also, there appears to be a lock on your door. Use it. description is a
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User avatar #162 to #77 - capslockftw (04/30/2013) [-]
I thought there were 2 closets and girls were being kept in both of them. But the picture showed that one of the closets was a corridor.
#171 to #77 - samjamfan (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't see what he did there
User avatar #177 to #171 - rassamdul (04/30/2013) [-]
Op is in the closet.... need more help?
Op is a faggot
#222 to #171 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Here's the clue : Closet and OP.
Try to figure it out yourself.
User avatar #120 to #77 - hotschurl (04/30/2013) [-]
Brilliant.
User avatar #94 to #77 - lordvimless (04/30/2013) [-]
i c wat u did dar
#97 to #77 - neverccd (04/30/2013) [-]
Just a little something I whipped up
#95 to #77 - ramerez (04/30/2013) [-]
what you did there...   
   
   
   
i see it.
what you did there...



i see it.
#10 - pappathethird (04/30/2013) [-]
You just want those girls to watch you masturbate
User avatar #113 to #10 - metaldubstepotato (04/30/2013) [-]
Maybe he is one of those guys from omegle..?
#32 to #10 - moonmon (04/30/2013) [-]
you are not alone
#70 to #32 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Neibors8/ guess who REEPORTED CRAP/ 34/36?? WATCHERS SAY NOT LEGAL CHASE289
User avatar #128 to #70 - rieskimo (04/30/2013) [-]
Either somebody broke their spambot or it was made in North Korea.
#49 to #10 - bigassballs (04/30/2013) [-]
You beat me to it, literally my first thought.
You beat me to it, literally my first thought.
#67 to #49 - notorius (04/30/2013) [-]
You beat me to it. I was gonna tell that guy that he beat me to it. =(
User avatar #75 to #67 - tommay (04/30/2013) [-]
You beat me to UT, I was going to tell him he beat me to saying he beat me to it.
#81 - jaigurudevaom (04/30/2013) [-]
Been fapping since I was 14    
Never been caught    
I always know if they're going to come in/who's coming up the stairs    
Pic kinda related
Been fapping since I was 14
Never been caught
I always know if they're going to come in/who's coming up the stairs
Pic kinda related
User avatar #104 to #81 - forgivens (04/30/2013) [-]
Tom Baker was the best Doctor.
#131 to #81 - crazyanduknowit (04/30/2013) [-]
you couldn't get a boner until you were 14?
User avatar #134 to #131 - jaigurudevaom (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm a girl, I've never been able to get a boner
User avatar #152 to #134 - exclamation (04/30/2013) [-]
Then... Wouldn't you use the term shlick over fap?
#161 to #152 - jaigurudevaom (04/30/2013) [-]
I have in the past, but I just used to get 'stop attention seeking' 'there are no girls on the internet'
'girls don't masturbate'
I just used fap after that
User avatar #225 to #161 - exclamation (05/01/2013) [-]
Makes sense, m'lady.
#163 to #134 - crazyanduknowit (04/30/2013) [-]
1. There're no girls on the internet
2. Girls don't masterbate
3. Bitches don't poop either
4. ************
User avatar #164 to #163 - jaigurudevaom (04/30/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, I masterbate everyday!
#145 to #81 - lolibear (04/30/2013) [-]
Same, my room is right next to the stairs, and across from it are 3 more stairs, so i always hear when people are coming.
#189 to #81 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
I haven't either, but I think secretly everyone knows but they're just not telling me because they're cool guys and respect my futanari fetish.
#199 to #81 - goodpsize (04/30/2013) [-]
Magnus Graabæk er det dig? Du sagde præcis det samme til mig i dag.

Det ville sgu være noget af et tilfælde
User avatar #85 to #81 - alcoholicsemen (04/30/2013) [-]
Used to fap in front of people didn't know what I was doing was in third or fourth grade constantly told to wash hands
User avatar #92 to #81 - dagreatmax (04/30/2013) [-]
Not-getting-caught-fapping master racer reporting in
User avatar #109 to #92 - mericuh (04/30/2013) [-]
Red 5, standing by.
User avatar #125 to #109 - ademan (04/30/2013) [-]
Red baron, standing by.
#136 to #125 - mrnoodlez (04/30/2013) [-]
Big Red standing by.
#138 to #136 - youxbarstard (04/30/2013) [-]
Red October standing by.
User avatar #150 to #138 - exclamation (04/30/2013) [-]
Red Star, standing by!
#159 to #150 - mapleknight (04/30/2013) [-]
Red Man, standing by.
User avatar #168 to #159 - theseanse (04/30/2013) [-]
Red Rover standing by.
#190 to #168 - lawyered (04/30/2013) [-]
Red John Over
tiger tiger
#221 to #190 - dagreatmax (04/30/2013) [-]
Red square standing by.
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#178 to #136 - moosecream (04/30/2013) [-]
red fox standing by
User avatar #123 to #109 - theshadowed (04/30/2013) [-]
Hell yeah motheruckers
#37 - carlfroch (04/30/2013) [-]
Just get a lock for your door
User avatar #211 to #37 - anonymouzx (04/30/2013) [-]
Too suspicious.
#40 - vampiricjoker (04/30/2013) [-]
1. Turn webcam on
2. hide overlay
3. wait for girls to walk from bathroom to room in underwear/naked
4.?????
5. profit
#41 to #40 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
thats his sisters bro... wait until they have a slumber party
User avatar #43 to #41 - richardastley (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't think he actually mentions sisters...
User avatar #46 to #43 - vampiricjoker (04/30/2013) [-]
may not be his sisters but still, damn good idea
User avatar #47 to #46 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #56 to #41 - explore (04/30/2013) [-]
What if he's from Carolina?
User avatar #69 to #56 - redneckhokage (04/30/2013) [-]
Carolinian reporting in: approving of this
User avatar #57 to #56 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
thats not the point,
the point is that he could get MORE girls
User avatar #58 to #57 - explore (04/30/2013) [-]
I know.
User avatar #100 to #57 - neverccd (04/30/2013) [-]
Uuumm Explain
User avatar #101 to #100 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
if his sisters have a slumber party, then he can see more girls
User avatar #103 to #41 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
wtf happened??
#195 to #40 - maxsexington (04/30/2013) [-]
why are u wasting your genius online? GO the masses need u!
#1 - ellucador (04/29/2013) [-]
Solved.

Also, there appears to be a lock on your door. Use it.
User avatar #3 to #1 - alexfost (04/29/2013) [-]
Thank you. I had so never thought of this before.
#4 to #3 - ellucador (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah well, you know, sometimes you just have to think outside the box.
#6 to #4 - psykobear ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
#119 to #6 - gabrielgray (04/30/2013) [-]
Thats a nice set you have there.
#201 to #6 - triggathepirate (04/30/2013) [-]
HFW it's time.
HFW it's time.
User avatar #106 to #6 - snakefire (04/30/2013) [-]
This one got me
#209 to #6 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Anne Frank agree's
#8 to #4 - motherfuckingkenji (04/30/2013) [-]
Just because.
User avatar #12 to #8 - RosarioVampire (04/30/2013) [-]
but anon what are we going to do on this bed? *pomf*
User avatar #76 to #4 - whateverdude (04/30/2013) [-]
Still waiting for OP to come out of the closet...
#15 to #4 - jakols (04/30/2013) [-]
so we got our self a real life closet-fapper...
And when he's done fapping, its time to come out.
User avatar #133 to #4 - onearmedfreak (04/30/2013) [-]
actually i have a walkin closet and i have my computer in there
#23 to #4 - xxpredatorxx (04/30/2013) [-]
This is so relevant to me because my computer's in the closet right now. The closet doesn't have a door, but it's in the same position as the closet in the picture.

inb4 cool story bro
#35 to #23 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
thatsnicehoney.jpg
#188 to #4 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
you replied to yourself.
#156 to #4 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#194 to #156 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Wait
What if DJ 4DM1N applied a wordfilter so everytime this was posted it read "I'm a fag" or something?
User avatar #220 to #194 - drewsky (04/30/2013) [-]
Or make anon's only able to type a certain amount of words per comment. It's not like you people matter anyway.
User avatar #216 to #194 - DiabloStrawhat (04/30/2013) [-]
I really wish he would.
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#170 to #3 - samjamfan (04/30/2013) [-]
sarcasm text....
sarcasm text....
User avatar #157 to #3 - killerliquid ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
You know what's a faster way to do sarcasm text on FJ? Just make every other word italicized.
User avatar #204 to #157 - lilbigjoethefool (04/30/2013) [-]
You're a complete genius.
User avatar #213 to #204 - lcarnage (04/30/2013) [-]
As opposed to an incomplete one?
#215 to #213 - lilbigjoethefool (04/30/2013) [-]
Yes, actually.

letmeeducateyou.jpeg
User avatar #219 to #215 - lcarnage (04/30/2013) [-]
Fully aware of the definition of complete, but the word genius isn't exactly given lightly if you see what I'm trying to say..
User avatar #63 - ultimoz (04/30/2013) [-]
My room is like that as well for about 4 years. Never been caught fapping, I've mastered the art of knowing who is coming up the stairs and if they're going to come into my room.
User avatar #89 to #63 - badmonkey ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Fap with door open most of the time, room's about 5 steps from living room and parents' room, never been caught
User avatar #65 to #63 - GnRNoD ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Yes, i am also a member of the ninjafappers community.


I've been caught choking it twice only by my brother and when i was 13 or 14 (he had to go thru my room in order to get out of his room, he's a ninja as well.

But it's obvious you have that setup because of the window you should have pointed that out in the drawing OP.
User avatar #116 to #65 - kolpster (04/30/2013) [-]
) Here's that close parenthesis you needed.
#11 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
your dog, cat and mom doesn't count as "girls"
#84 to #11 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
thats only 3...he said he lived with 4...
User avatar #14 to #11 - jumytime (04/30/2013) [-]
What about sisters? They could be girls.
#88 to #14 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Sisters could be girls too? Now you just sound ridiculous...
User avatar #146 - baine (04/30/2013) [-]
Is this guy the protagonist in an anime?
#154 to #146 - hamdaman (04/30/2013) [-]
I wish I was in the same situation.This unique experience doesn't knock on your door twice.
User avatar #166 to #154 - shockingunderpants (04/30/2013) [-]
sexperienec?
#175 to #166 - hamdaman (04/30/2013) [-]
You bet your sweet ass
You bet your sweet ass
#180 to #175 - beefking (04/30/2013) [-]
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#99 - drhoffable (04/30/2013) [-]
you're missing something



escape route
#55 - yesilift (04/30/2013) [-]
Bitch please everyone in my railiroad apartment has to pass my room to go from one place to another.... i'll show u danger
User avatar #60 to #55 - xapplemanx (04/30/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHA i feel so bad for you
#16 - datgermanguy (04/30/2013) [-]
Just switch the desk with the dresser and you're fine.
Just switch the desk with the dresser and you're fine.
#18 to #16 - mastercolossus (04/30/2013) [-]
FLCL FOR LIFE!!!!
#27 to #18 - ripgeckosncherios (04/30/2013) [-]
...
what's flcl?
#28 to #27 - zenethe (04/30/2013) [-]
Fooly Cooly
#29 to #28 - ripgeckosncherios (04/30/2013) [-]
thnak you random citizien!
User avatar #25 to #16 - hipsophobadon (04/30/2013) [-]
My brain was melting the first time I watched FLCL all the way through, ***** confusing.
#73 - racey (04/30/2013) [-]
I think it's about time for a little remodeling.
#31 - spacetequila (04/30/2013) [-]





OP has dial-up.
User avatar #61 to #31 - alexfost (04/30/2013) [-]
why do you think i have dial-up?
#192 - dirtyharrypegs (04/30/2013) [-]
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#202 to #192 - hydrofusion (04/30/2013) [-]
what anime is that gif from?
User avatar #206 to #202 - sirbustyabals (04/30/2013) [-]
Full Metal Alchemist
#226 to #206 - hydrofusion (05/01/2013) [-]
did they make a new full metal alchemist????? aaaaaaaaaahh! I've only watched the first one!
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#205 to #202 - randombitches (04/30/2013) [-]
Full Metal Alchemist
User avatar #193 to #192 - AllanLancebricole (04/30/2013) [-]
Kind of related. Good roll.
#196 to #192 - Dwarf (04/30/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at dont pee in the pool ** Favorited so I could fap to it later.
#122 - hamdaman (04/30/2013) [-]
I wouldn't mind letting them see me.It would be a unique experience.
You can't see it OP but you are blessed by God Himself.
The possibilities in that house.....

Ok,I'll stop now...
User avatar #135 to #122 - generaljosh (04/30/2013) [-]
Your link doesn't work
#167 - warrollan (04/30/2013) [-]
Yeah switching the desk with the dresser would work until you get asked by the girls,

"Why did you switch your desk around Anon?"

Umm... uh... better lighting!

For my porn...
#86 - saladtongsofdeath (04/30/2013) [-]
op is a fag... thats y girls feel comfortable to have him as a roomate
User avatar #187 - trolljunkusa (04/30/2013) [-]
When i learned about fapping, i immediatly moved all my **** into the basement
#83 - draxdiesel (04/30/2013) [-]
look OP, we all know as well as you do that the chances of any of those girls going into your room are exactly zero.   
in the unlikely event they ever do GFW
look OP, we all know as well as you do that the chances of any of those girls going into your room are exactly zero.
in the unlikely event they ever do GFW


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