True Story. Tags are a lie. Girl' s Redem I' m the only guy living in a house My room setup is below,,, Dresser Closet Door. Solved. Also, there appears to be a lock on your door. Use it. description is a
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#1 - ellucador
Reply +274
(04/29/2013) [-]
Solved.

Also, there appears to be a lock on your door. Use it.
#3 to #1 - alexfost [OP]
Reply +137
(04/29/2013) [-]
Thank you. I had so never thought of this before.
#4 to #3 - ellucador
Reply +514
(04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah well, you know, sometimes you just have to think outside the box.
#6 to #4 - psykobear
Reply +158
(04/30/2013) [-]
#119 to #6 - gabrielgray
Reply +13
(04/30/2013) [-]
Thats a nice set you have there.
#201 to #6 - triggathepirate
Reply +3
(04/30/2013) [-]
HFW it's time.
HFW it's time.
#209 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Anne Frank agree's
#106 to #6 - snakefire
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
This one got me
#8 to #4 - motherfuckingkenji
Reply +75
(04/30/2013) [-]
Just because.
#12 to #8 - RosarioVampire
Reply +39
(04/30/2013) [-]
but anon what are we going to do on this bed? *pomf*
#76 to #4 - whateverdude
Reply +14
(04/30/2013) [-]
Still waiting for OP to come out of the closet...
#15 to #4 - jakols
Reply +14
(04/30/2013) [-]
so we got our self a real life closet-fapper...
And when he's done fapping, its time to come out.
#23 to #4 - xxpredatorxx
Reply +5
(04/30/2013) [-]
This is so relevant to me because my computer's in the closet right now. The closet doesn't have a door, but it's in the same position as the closet in the picture.

inb4 cool story bro
#35 to #23 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
thatsnicehoney.jpg
#133 to #4 - onearmedfreak
Reply +3
(04/30/2013) [-]
actually i have a walkin closet and i have my computer in there
#188 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
you replied to yourself.
#156 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#194 to #156 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Wait
What if DJ 4DM1N applied a wordfilter so everytime this was posted it read "I'm a fag" or something?
#220 to #194 - drewsky
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Or make anon's only able to type a certain amount of words per comment. It's not like you people matter anyway.
#216 to #194 - DiabloStrawhat
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
I really wish he would.
#64 to #4 - shazmo
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#170 to #3 - samjamfan
Reply +9
(04/30/2013) [-]
sarcasm text....
sarcasm text....
#157 to #3 - killerliquid
Reply +3
(04/30/2013) [-]
You know what's a faster way to do sarcasm text on FJ? Just make every other word italicized.
#204 to #157 - lilbigjoethefool
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
You're a complete genius.
#213 to #204 - lcarnage
Reply -1
(04/30/2013) [-]
As opposed to an incomplete one?
#215 to #213 - lilbigjoethefool
Reply +1
(04/30/2013) [-]
Yes, actually.

letmeeducateyou.jpeg
#219 to #215 - lcarnage
Reply -1
(04/30/2013) [-]
Fully aware of the definition of complete, but the word genius isn't exactly given lightly if you see what I'm trying to say..
#10 - pappathethird
Reply +203
(04/30/2013) [-]
You just want those girls to watch you masturbate
#113 to #10 - metaldubstepotato
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Maybe he is one of those guys from omegle..?
#32 to #10 - moonmon
Reply +4
(04/30/2013) [-]
you are not alone
#70 to #32 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Neibors8/ guess who REEPORTED CRAP/ 34/36?? WATCHERS SAY NOT LEGAL CHASE289
#128 to #70 - rieskimo
Reply +2
(04/30/2013) [-]
Either somebody broke their spambot or it was made in North Korea.
#49 to #10 - bigassballs
Reply +9
(04/30/2013) [-]
You beat me to it, literally my first thought.
You beat me to it, literally my first thought.
#67 to #49 - notorius
Reply +7
(04/30/2013) [-]
You beat me to it. I was gonna tell that guy that he beat me to it. =(
#75 to #67 - tommay
Reply +5
(04/30/2013) [-]
You beat me to UT, I was going to tell him he beat me to saying he beat me to it.
#40 - vampiricjoker
Reply +124
(04/30/2013) [-]
1. Turn webcam on
2. hide overlay
3. wait for girls to walk from bathroom to room in underwear/naked
4.?????
5. profit
#41 to #40 - mondprinzessin
Reply -8
(04/30/2013) [-]
thats his sisters bro... wait until they have a slumber party
#45 to #41 - vampiricjoker
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(04/30/2013) [-]
#43 to #41 - richardastley ONLINE
Reply +8
(04/30/2013) [-]
I don't think he actually mentions sisters...
#46 to #43 - vampiricjoker
Reply +10
(04/30/2013) [-]
may not be his sisters but still, damn good idea
#47 to #46 - mondprinzessin
Reply +4
(04/30/2013) [-]
thank you
#56 to #41 - explore
Reply +1
(04/30/2013) [-]
What if he's from Carolina?
#69 to #56 - redneckhokage
Reply +9
(04/30/2013) [-]
Carolinian reporting in: approving of this
#57 to #56 - mondprinzessin
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
thats not the point,
the point is that he could get MORE girls
#100 to #57 - neverccd
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Uuumm Explain
#101 to #100 - mondprinzessin
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
if his sisters have a slumber party, then he can see more girls
#58 to #57 - explore
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
I know.
#103 to #41 - mondprinzessin
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
wtf happened??
#195 to #40 - maxsexington
Reply +2
(04/30/2013) [-]
why are u wasting your genius online? GO the masses need u!
#37 - carlfroch
Reply +77
(04/30/2013) [-]
Just get a lock for your door
#211 to #37 - anonymouzx
Reply +1
(04/30/2013) [-]
Too suspicious.
#81 - jaigurudevaom
Reply +68
(04/30/2013) [-]
Been fapping since I was 14    
Never been caught    
I always know if they're going to come in/who's coming up the stairs    
Pic kinda related
Been fapping since I was 14
Never been caught
I always know if they're going to come in/who's coming up the stairs
Pic kinda related
#104 to #81 - forgivens
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Tom Baker was the best Doctor.
#131 to #81 - crazyanduknowit
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
you couldn't get a boner until you were 14?
#134 to #131 - jaigurudevaom
Reply +6
(04/30/2013) [-]
I'm a girl, I've never been able to get a boner
#152 to #134 - exclamation
Reply +4
(04/30/2013) [-]
Then... Wouldn't you use the term shlick over fap?
#161 to #152 - jaigurudevaom
Reply +4
(04/30/2013) [-]
I have in the past, but I just used to get 'stop attention seeking' 'there are no girls on the internet'
'girls don't masturbate'
I just used fap after that
#225 to #161 - exclamation
Reply 0
(05/01/2013) [-]
Makes sense, m'lady.
#163 to #134 - crazyanduknowit
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
1. There're no girls on the internet
2. Girls don't masterbate
3. Bitches don't poop either
4. ************
#164 to #163 - jaigurudevaom
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, I masterbate everyday!
#145 to #81 - lolibear
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Same, my room is right next to the stairs, and across from it are 3 more stairs, so i always hear when people are coming.
#189 to #81 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
I haven't either, but I think secretly everyone knows but they're just not telling me because they're cool guys and respect my futanari fetish.
#199 to #81 - goodpsize
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Magnus Graabæk er det dig? Du sagde præcis det samme til mig i dag.

Det ville sgu være noget af et tilfælde
#85 to #81 - alcoholicsemen
Reply +4
(04/30/2013) [-]
Used to fap in front of people didn't know what I was doing was in third or fourth grade constantly told to wash hands
#92 to #81 - dagreatmax
Reply +19
(04/30/2013) [-]
Not-getting-caught-fapping master racer reporting in
#109 to #92 - mericuh
Reply +8
(04/30/2013) [-]
Red 5, standing by.
#125 to #109 - ademan
Reply +7
(04/30/2013) [-]
Red baron, standing by.
#136 to #125 - mrnoodlez
Reply +9
(04/30/2013) [-]
Big Red standing by.
#138 to #136 - youxbarstard
Reply +8
(04/30/2013) [-]
Red October standing by.
#150 to #138 - exclamation
Reply +7
(04/30/2013) [-]
Red Star, standing by!
#159 to #150 - mapleknight
Reply +6
(04/30/2013) [-]
Red Man, standing by.
#168 to #159 - theseanse
Reply +4
(04/30/2013) [-]
Red Rover standing by.
#190 to #168 - lawyered
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Red John Over
tiger tiger
#221 to #190 - dagreatmax
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Red square standing by.
#158 to #150 - mapleknight
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#178 to #136 - moosecream
Reply +2
(04/30/2013) [-]
red fox standing by
#123 to #109 - theshadowed
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Hell yeah motheruckers
#146 - baine
Reply +34
(04/30/2013) [-]
Is this guy the protagonist in an anime?
#186 to #146 - princeofbrokensoul
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
i guess
#154 to #146 - hamdaman
Reply +3
(04/30/2013) [-]
I wish I was in the same situation.This unique experience doesn't knock on your door twice.
#166 to #154 - shockingunderpants
Reply +5
(04/30/2013) [-]
sexperienec?
#175 to #166 - hamdaman
Reply +3
(04/30/2013) [-]
You bet your sweet ass
You bet your sweet ass
#180 to #175 - beefking
Reply +3
(04/30/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #1740269 at Friendly **
#99 - drhoffable
Reply +33
(04/30/2013) [-]
you're missing something



escape route
#55 - yesilift
Reply +31
(04/30/2013) [-]
Bitch please everyone in my railiroad apartment has to pass my room to go from one place to another.... i'll show u danger
#60 to #55 - xapplemanx
Reply +9
(04/30/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHA i feel so bad for you
#126 - sourshoes
Reply -31
(04/30/2013) [-]
Everyone here is thinking of fapping when the real answer here is. Why aren't you trying to **** one or all of them. Kids these days arrgg.
#155 to #126 - drdiddly
Reply +8
(04/30/2013) [-]
So 50 years ago, you ****** your sister?
#129 to #126 - xxELITExx
Reply +29
(04/30/2013) [-]
Because you don't casually **** a girl you live with. Ever. It never ends well.
#132 to #129 - werethwldgoosgoes
Reply +7
(04/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#137 to #129 - pawrestler
Reply +4
(04/30/2013) [-]
especially if your married
#169 to #137 - Rellik
Reply +6
(04/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#139 to #137 - xxELITExx
Reply -1
(04/30/2013) [-]
ha! my bro is married and he can comfirm that
#198 to #139 - Dwarf
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
I am bro and I can confirm this.
#140 to #129 - sourshoes
Reply -23
(04/30/2013) [-]
and what rule book did you get this from? If it ends bad wtf do you care you still got to nail her.
#151 to #140 - waffies
Reply +18
(04/30/2013) [-]
<--- This is you
#148 to #140 - nikoxasylumz
Reply +11
(04/30/2013) [-]
You're ******* retarded. "wtf do you care you still got to nail her" shut the **** up
#149 to #140 - random asshole
Reply +8
(04/30/2013) [-]
That sounds like absolute desperation.
#143 to #140 - xxELITExx
Reply +4
(04/30/2013) [-]
it was is advice from many friends. who have suffered this same problem
#165 to #140 - ravarshi
Reply +3
(04/30/2013) [-]
see the problem with this, is unless she's open to just being **** buddies, it never goes well, because women have emotions too, and if you **** them without being up front. (this is sexual only, not love) they'll make your life hell. Then, YOU LIVE WITH THEM, Making your life hell AND living with "satan" aren't teh best choices you can make.
#176 to #140 - lotengo
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(04/30/2013) [-]
cuz if it ends bad. She cant realy move out, so shes gonna be all mad up your ass all day long.

Ow and btw, the other 3 wil ALWAY pic her side.
#203 to #140 - Lmaoplanes
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Obvious virgin here everybody!
#96 - ferbisboy
Reply -27
(04/30/2013) [-]
you are a guy who lives in a house with four girls?? cut off your hand you won't be needing it
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