Bilbo. . terms and conditions. When he finished reading.
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#7 - canadianguyeh (04/30/2013) [-]
When he finished reading.
#54 to #7 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
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#79 to #36 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#22 - slickwilly (04/30/2013) [-]
Butters read the itunes terms and conditions.
Butters read the itunes terms and conditions.
#40 to #22 - noisia (04/30/2013) [-]
"By clicking agree you are also acknowledging that Apple may sow your mouth to the butthole of another iTunes user. Apple and it's subsidiaries may also, if necessary, sow yet another person's mouth onto your butthole making you a being that shares one gastric tract."

Hmmm. I'm gonna click on... Decline.
#23 to #22 - secretdestroyers (04/30/2013) [-]
Kill John Lennon.
#2 - nicopwnz (04/29/2013) [-]
Lets just say it drove him mad
Lets just say it drove him mad
User avatar #8 to #2 - dreadscythe ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
source
User avatar #19 to #8 - kyrill (04/30/2013) [-]
fellowship of the ring
User avatar #38 to #2 - harlequinlove (04/30/2013) [-]
Scary bilbo porn anyone?
User avatar #3 to #2 - largeheadphones (04/29/2013) [-]
Bitch don't pretend that it was the contract, we all know it was the ring.
Maybe a little meth.
Ok, a lot of meth.
#31 - grimmwaters (04/30/2013) [-]
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#34 - weenieandthebutt (04/30/2013) [-]
HFW after
#33 - ablock (04/30/2013) [-]
#4 - redsalsa (04/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - chriscrossed (04/29/2013) [-]
Poor fellow
User avatar #62 to #51 - gaminggenus (04/30/2013) [-]
Dildo Baggins?
User avatar #68 to #62 - harbingerwolf (04/30/2013) [-]
Dildo Shaggins.
#65 - josieabby (04/30/2013) [-]
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#81 - theshadowed ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
I think dwarf is a pretty cool guy. Eh fights dragons and doesn't afraid of anything
#86 to #81 - theshadowed ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Heres another one. And I forgot to say, credit to Dragonsouls2 on devianart, amazing work
#83 to #81 - unclaimedusername (04/30/2013) [-]
Duuuuuuuuude that picture is awesome   
   
   
   
   
Random LOTR .gif for brightening my day.
Duuuuuuuuude that picture is awesome




Random LOTR .gif for brightening my day.
#11 - hockeynerd (04/30/2013) [-]
I heard somewhere that a company had a $1,000 prize in their terms and conditions and it took over a month for someone to claim it.
#17 to #11 - bazda (04/30/2013) [-]
Sounds like a rumor started by some company to get their customers to actually read the T&C's.
User avatar #29 - beatmasterz (04/30/2013) [-]
Since that southpark episode I actually scroll my eyes over the terms and conditions.
#63 to #29 - newsugarbriches (04/30/2013) [-]
The HUMANCENT iPAD
#58 - jaigurudevaom (04/30/2013) [-]
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#28 - kraetyz (04/30/2013) [-]
I guess Tim finally did something with his life.
#nooneonFJhasseentheoffice
#16 - Bronboa (04/30/2013) [-]
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#5 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Was I the only one who read the title as Dildo...?
User avatar #6 to #5 - flixoe (04/30/2013) [-]
Only a North Korean citizen would think like that.
#57 to #6 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
I thought you were saying only a North Korean citizen would think that because they wouldn't be able to see the word properly through their squinty eyes. You made me be racist.
#49 - nagafever (04/30/2013) [-]
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #47231 at Shin Anime Social Board ** When i was a kid i read terms and conditions all the time
User avatar #30 - yunoknow (04/30/2013) [-]
Situation: You are on the toilet and you know immediately after you drop the first kaplunk you know it's gonna be a long battle. The only thing you have to read are the terms and conditions to any software product.

Question: Will you read it?
User avatar #32 to #30 - rheago (04/30/2013) [-]
nope
#9 - beanieman (04/30/2013) [-]
What if I told you that the Dwarves in the Hobbit are based on Jews?
Thorin=Jacob, and the rest represent the 12 tribes.
Smaug represents the Devil (red dragon in Revelations 12:3)
Dwarves and Jews both have an affinity towards treasure and legal procedures.
Also the "lonely mountain" is representative of the temple mount.
User avatar #42 to #9 - timmywankenobi (04/30/2013) [-]
yes that is true.
User avatar #10 to #9 - finni (04/30/2013) [-]
I thought about that as well. Erebor is a representation of Israel, the long lost home and for several hundreds of years the dwarves have been without home and being a people living on the road. It makes sense.
#12 to #10 - beanieman (04/30/2013) [-]
""The dwarves of course are quite obviously - wouldn't you say that in many ways they remind you of the Jews? Their words are Semitic obviously, constructed to be Semitic.""
― J.R.R. Tolkien

pic totally related!
User avatar #13 to #12 - finni (04/30/2013) [-]
I see, it was more obvious when I saw the film than when I read the book
#14 to #13 - beanieman (04/30/2013) [-]
Same with me, most likely because the book was written for children, that's why there was coloured beards and all that giddy stuff. Peter Jackson adapted it for a mature audience, because kids now a days are swagfags:(
Same with me, most likely because the book was written for children, that's why there was coloured beards and all that giddy stuff. Peter Jackson adapted it for a mature audience, because kids now a days are swagfags:(
#15 to #14 - finni (04/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, although I think the book is really good, even if it is a childbook
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