she must be blonde. cool ring though.. '''we're not enslaving all burgers so you can be Burger King'' she must be blonde cool ring though '''we're not enslaving all burgers so you can Burger King''
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#1 - sigmatempus
Reply +273
(04/29/2013) [-]
'''we're not enslaving all burgers so you can be Burger King''
#149 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#22 - domoman
Reply +233
(04/30/2013) [-]
What are the ring's stats?
#105 to #22 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
4 strength 4 stamina
#151 to #22 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
+20 str.
+15 dex
+40 life
+30% fire res
+30% cold res
+30% lite res
It's a Diablo 2 rare ring most likely.
#153 to #22 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Ring of fusion
all stats + 5
Attack speed + 5%

Special crafting material bonus
dinosaur bone + 25 str
meteorite + 25% crit chance
Gold + magic damage 3.5%
#171 to #22 - iggyblanco
Reply +1
(04/30/2013) [-]
- 33% Resistance to Fire
- Destruction Magic costs 29% Less
#25 to #22 - maxismahname
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(04/30/2013) [-]
26
#99 to #22 - brettyoke
Reply +2
(04/30/2013) [-]
+6 slash
+9 str
+2 range
-5 magic
#49 to #22 - weinerdick
Reply +3
(04/30/2013) [-]
Pretty decent, but you'll be getting a free one in like ten minutes and it's the best in the game.
This one's mostly just to show off the fact that you saved for it
#89 to #22 - whiteowl
Reply +9
(04/30/2013) [-]
+29-51 Damage
+166 Dexterity
Each Hit Adds +400 Life
Critical Hit Damage Increased by 50%
Critical Hit Chace Increased By 6%
Attack Speed Increased By 9%
#166 to #89 - capslockrage
Reply +1
(04/30/2013) [-]
God damn, that's a beastly ring.
#132 to #89 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
De hablo tree
#23 to #22 - varrlegrimscythe ONLINE
Reply +23
(04/30/2013) [-]
+5 strength
+3 dexterity
+10 save vs. fire
-10 save vs. cold
#90 to #23 - octaviano
Reply +2
(04/30/2013) [-]
Can you at least pot it? What level is it? Got any scroll slots?
#67 to #23 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
resistance would be a better term
#77 to #22 - wizardry
Reply +43
(04/30/2013) [-]
+13 Virginity
+5 awkwardness

*bonus stats : invisibility to women*
#185 to #77 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#52 - jtwagner
Reply +58
(04/30/2013) [-]
Have you tried turning her off and back on again?
#53 to #52 - RealJoker
Reply +164
(04/30/2013) [-]
Pfffft. Good luck turning her on.
#55 to #53 - sircollinshaw **User deleted account**
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#187 to #55 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#78 to #53 - dementedllama
Reply +3
(04/30/2013) [-]
Try this.
#54 to #53 - jtwagner
Reply +2
(04/30/2013) [-]
#4 - fuckerrr **User deleted account**
Reply +64
(04/29/2013) [-]
You should have said they had ones set aside to kill to make the rings
#188 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#59 - pappathethird
Reply +57
(04/30/2013) [-]
#60 to #59 - crimzonsoulreaper
Reply +5
(04/30/2013) [-]
Oh my god, this is even funnier than the human small-face-big-head posts!
#2 - nicopwnz
Reply +56
(04/29/2013) [-]
Use this instead then
#24 - sketchysketchist
Reply +41
(04/30/2013) [-]
I didn't thumb because of stupid girl joke or the meme, I thumbed because of meteor dino ring.
#26 to #24 - demandsgayversion
Reply +2
(04/30/2013) [-]
If you gave me ten bucks, I wouldn't care if it was because you think I'm handsome or if you think I'm a piece of **** but love my shirt. Money is money, as are thumbs, if of a lesser worth.

Someone calculate the worth of FJ thumbs compared to real world money!
#30 to #26 - sketchysketchist
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
999999999999 Thumbs = 0$ = 0 ***** to be given
#62 to #30 - sadistikal
Reply +1
(04/30/2013) [-]
Keep quiet
Keep quiet
#109 - thechosentroll
Reply +27
(04/30/2013) [-]
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She was cracking a joke. A JOKE. Joooooooooooooooooke. You know what that is, right? I doubt it. Typical. You miss the joke entirely and assume the other person's a moron when in fact the one with an underdevelloped peanut for a brain is YOU.

Congratulations, ******. You're now on the same level as facebook whores in my book. **** you and have a nice day.
#120 to #109 - taila
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(04/30/2013) [-]
#139 to #109 - tomthehippie
Reply -1
(04/30/2013) [-]
Didn't you know? This is FJ son. Women can't make jokes like this, she's just being stupid!


/sarcasm
#141 to #109 - hentaisweetie
Reply -1
(04/30/2013) [-]
Maybe he was only sharing the joke.
#111 to #109 - toughactintinactin
Reply +5
(04/30/2013) [-]
Plus even if the girlfriend was that dumb it doesn't say much for OP considering he picked her.
Plus even if the girlfriend was that dumb it doesn't say much for OP considering he picked her.
#112 to #111 - bitchplzzz
Reply +5
(04/30/2013) [-]
>OP
>Girlfriend
#113 to #112 - toughactintinactin
Reply +2
(04/30/2013) [-]
Too true
#122 to #111 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Both SCREWED HUH? WIFE IS WHAT NUTTING MIRE THAN A PUNCHIN BAG/ WATCHERS TOLD HER HE WOOD HAVE KILLED HER IF NOT 4 THEM/ HER DEFINITELY $$$$ SHES GREEDY/ HIM WIFE ALWAYS HAD HOPES HE STILL LIES / WATCHERD SSY ITS SO CUMPLICATED U KNOW 100000000000 ???? TRUTH?? ITS LIKE GETTING OUT OG YOUR SEAT- ASKING FOR HELP/ ..HAVE U FOUND DEES SPIES YET?? WATCHERS SAY MANY$$$$$
#6 - SILENCEnight
Reply +23
(04/30/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #1873382 at Friendly ** time for a new gf
#17 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Sweet roll
#18 to #17 - SILENCEnight
Reply +3
(04/30/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Facebook Win (enlarge, read description) ** thanks commie
#34 to #17 - BmanX
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(04/30/2013) [-]
#20 to #6 - hollyisthebest
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(04/30/2013) [-]
**hollyisthebest rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at One does not simply **   
My new boyfriend
**hollyisthebest rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at One does not simply **
My new boyfriend
#21 to #20 - hollyisthebest
Reply +7
(04/30/2013) [-]
#64 - crazyolitis
Reply +20
(04/30/2013) [-]
Who says Dinosaurs are extinct? This gif is from 100% true real non-edited completely legit not fake footage of ww2.   
   
You know who killed dinosaurs? Nazi's. And unless you don't kill them, you're a nazi.
Who says Dinosaurs are extinct? This gif is from 100% true real non-edited completely legit not fake footage of ww2.

You know who killed dinosaurs? Nazi's. And unless you don't kill them, you're a nazi.
#76 to #64 - automax
Reply +2
(04/30/2013) [-]
they died to save us from Hitler
#81 to #64 - Kaellnx
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(04/30/2013) [-]
**Kaellnx rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Funnyjunk Observations for today ** dino D-day, the Nazis used t-rex's while the alliance used the gay dinosaurs
#94 to #64 - ilolyoucry
Reply +2
(04/30/2013) [-]
Is that from a movie? If so, then In would love to watch it.
Is that from a movie? If so, then In would love to watch it.
#161 to #94 - crazyolitis
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
It's from "America's fighting dino" if I remember correctly.
#128 to #94 - rasengankyuubi
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
It's from a game called "Dino D-day". Last weekend was free in steam