she must be blonde. cool ring though. When I told my girlfriend I wanted one she said "we' re not killing a dinosaur so you can have a stupid ring". '''we're not enslaving all burgers so you can be Burger King''
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#22 - domoman (04/30/2013) [-]
What are the ring's stats?
#105 to #22 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
4 strength 4 stamina
#151 to #22 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
+20 str.
+15 dex
+40 life
+30% fire res
+30% cold res
+30% lite res
It's a Diablo 2 rare ring most likely.
#153 to #22 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Ring of fusion
all stats + 5
Attack speed + 5%

Special crafting material bonus
dinosaur bone + 25 str
meteorite + 25% crit chance
Gold + magic damage 3.5%
User avatar #171 to #22 - iggyblanco (04/30/2013) [-]
- 33% Resistance to Fire
- Destruction Magic costs 29% Less
User avatar #25 to #22 - maxismahname (04/30/2013) [-]
26
User avatar #99 to #22 - brettyoke (04/30/2013) [-]
+6 slash
+9 str
+2 range
-5 magic
User avatar #49 to #22 - weinerdick (04/30/2013) [-]
Pretty decent, but you'll be getting a free one in like ten minutes and it's the best in the game.
This one's mostly just to show off the fact that you saved for it
User avatar #89 to #22 - whiteowl (04/30/2013) [-]
+29-51 Damage
+166 Dexterity
Each Hit Adds +400 Life
Critical Hit Damage Increased by 50%
Critical Hit Chace Increased By 6%
Attack Speed Increased By 9%
User avatar #166 to #89 - capslockrage (04/30/2013) [-]
God damn, that's a beastly ring.
#132 to #89 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
De hablo tree
#77 to #22 - wizardry (04/30/2013) [-]
+13 Virginity
+5 awkwardness

*bonus stats : invisibility to women*
#185 to #77 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #23 to #22 - varrlegrimscythe (04/30/2013) [-]
+5 strength
+3 dexterity
+10 save vs. fire
-10 save vs. cold
#67 to #23 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
resistance would be a better term
User avatar #90 to #23 - octaviano (04/30/2013) [-]
Can you at least pot it? What level is it? Got any scroll slots?
User avatar #60 to #59 - crimzonsoulreaper (04/30/2013) [-]
Oh my god, this is even funnier than the human small-face-big-head posts!
User avatar #52 - jtwagner (04/30/2013) [-]
Have you tried turning her off and back on again?
User avatar #53 to #52 - RealJoker (04/30/2013) [-]
Pfffft. Good luck turning her on.
+8
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#187 to #55 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#1 - sigmatempus (04/29/2013) [-]
'''we're not enslaving all burgers so you can be Burger King''
#149 to #1 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#4 - fuckerrr **User deleted account** (04/29/2013) [-]
You should have said they had ones set aside to kill to make the rings
#188 to #4 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#2 - nicopwnz (04/29/2013) [-]
Use this instead then
User avatar #24 - sketchysketchist (04/30/2013) [-]
I didn't thumb because of stupid girl joke or the meme, I thumbed because of meteor dino ring.
User avatar #26 to #24 - demandsgayversion (04/30/2013) [-]
If you gave me ten bucks, I wouldn't care if it was because you think I'm handsome or if you think I'm a piece of **** but love my shirt. Money is money, as are thumbs, if of a lesser worth.

Someone calculate the worth of FJ thumbs compared to real world money!
User avatar #30 to #26 - sketchysketchist (04/30/2013) [-]
999999999999 Thumbs = 0$ = 0 ***** to be given
#62 to #30 - sadistikal (04/30/2013) [-]
Keep quiet
Keep quiet
#64 - crazyolitis (04/30/2013) [-]
Who says Dinosaurs are extinct? This gif is from 100% true real non-edited completely legit not fake footage of ww2.   
   
You know who killed dinosaurs? Nazi's. And unless you don't kill them, you're a nazi.
Who says Dinosaurs are extinct? This gif is from 100% true real non-edited completely legit not fake footage of ww2.

You know who killed dinosaurs? Nazi's. And unless you don't kill them, you're a nazi.
#76 to #64 - automax (04/30/2013) [-]
they died to save us from Hitler
#81 to #64 - Kaellnx (04/30/2013) [-]
**Kaellnx rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Funnyjunk Observations for today ** dino D-day, the Nazis used t-rex's while the alliance used the gay dinosaurs
#94 to #64 - ilolyoucry (04/30/2013) [-]
Is that from a movie? If so, then In would love to watch it.
Is that from a movie? If so, then In would love to watch it.
User avatar #161 to #94 - crazyolitis (04/30/2013) [-]
It's from "America's fighting dino" if I remember correctly.
User avatar #128 to #94 - rasengankyuubi (04/30/2013) [-]
It's from a game called "Dino D-day". Last weekend was free in steam
#6 - SILENCEnight (04/30/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #1873382 at Friendly ** time for a new gf
#17 to #6 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Sweet roll
#18 to #17 - SILENCEnight (04/30/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Facebook Win (enlarge, read description) ** thanks commie
#34 to #17 - BmanX ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
#20 to #6 - hollyisthebest (04/30/2013) [-]
**hollyisthebest rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at One does not simply **   
My new boyfriend
**hollyisthebest rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at One does not simply **
My new boyfriend
#158 - thoracrian (04/30/2013) [-]
**thoracrian rolls 53**
User avatar #31 - flashfire (04/30/2013) [-]
The dicks I would suck to get that ring. I mean,....

BOY I CANT WAIT TO SAVE UP FOR THAT RING.

by sucking dick...
#47 - jiztastic (04/30/2013) [-]
**jiztastic rolled a random image posted in comment #566 at It's the little differences ** mfw i want so bad its hurting me to think about it
#109 - thechosentroll (04/30/2013) [-]
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She was cracking a joke. A JOKE. Joooooooooooooooooke. You know what that is, right? I doubt it. Typical. You miss the joke entirely and assume the other person's a moron when in fact the one with an underdevelloped peanut for a brain is YOU.

Congratulations, ****** . You're now on the same level as facebook whores in my book. **** you and have a nice day.
#139 to #109 - tomthehippie (04/30/2013) [-]
Didn't you know? This is FJ son. Women can't make jokes like this, she's just being stupid!


/sarcasm
#141 to #109 - hentaisweetie (04/30/2013) [-]
Maybe he was only sharing the joke.
#111 to #109 - toughactintinactin (04/30/2013) [-]
Plus even if the girlfriend was that dumb it doesn't say much for OP considering he picked her.
Plus even if the girlfriend was that dumb it doesn't say much for OP considering he picked her.
User avatar #112 to #111 - bitchplzzz (04/30/2013) [-]
>OP
>Girlfriend
#122 to #111 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Both SCREWED HUH? WIFE IS WHAT NUTTING MIRE THAN A PUNCHIN BAG/ WATCHERS TOLD HER HE WOOD HAVE KILLED HER IF NOT 4 THEM/ HER DEFINITELY $$$$ SHES GREEDY/ HIM WIFE ALWAYS HAD HOPES HE STILL LIES / WATCHERD SSY ITS SO CUMPLICATED U KNOW 100000000000 ???? TRUTH?? ITS LIKE GETTING OUT OG YOUR SEAT- ASKING FOR HELP/ ..HAVE U FOUND DEES SPIES YET?? WATCHERS SAY MANY$$$$$
#147 - kotos ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Just tell her the dinosaur died of natural causes
#63 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
This ring is on etsy. It's $896.00.

The shop owner (jewelrybyjohan) makes a bunch of different styles with meteorite and such.

I know.. I know.. I'm an anon..

I'm leaving. :(
#43 - hudspud (04/30/2013) [-]
A wise man wouldn't have mentioned a ring that (probably) costs millions to his girlfriend....
#29 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (04/30/2013) [-]
Case in point
Case in point
#70 - pjnona (04/30/2013) [-]
There are still a few living dinosaurs. Help us to protect them from humans, so they won't use their bones to make rings.


Stop dinosaur killing now.
User avatar #73 to #70 - TimBisley (04/30/2013) [-]
Please tell me that was not a real PETA protest.
User avatar #79 to #73 - templarofsteel (04/30/2013) [-]
You there. I like your profile picture.

That's all, move along.
User avatar #75 to #73 - pjnona (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't even know if it was a real, I posted it because it was suitible to the content
#72 to #70 - mrshrapnel (04/30/2013) [-]
Can we actually classify Crocodiles and Tuataras as Dinosaurs?
#96 to #72 - beatthisusername (04/30/2013) [-]
no, surprisingly enough birds are their closest relatives
#36 - bowler (04/30/2013) [-]
i dont want to burst anyones bubble, but dinosaur bones arent actually bones. just hardened sediment. (fossils)
User avatar #39 to #36 - gobnick (04/30/2013) [-]
right? and he's calling her dumb with that **** .
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#41 to #36 - imsodrunk (04/30/2013) [-]
its as close as we can get
#42 to #41 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
newfag
User avatar #44 to #42 - imsodrunk (04/30/2013) [-]
no just got my other account banned
User avatar #174 - fosforgasxiii (04/30/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who finds it funny to put dinosaur bone next to meteor?
#175 to #174 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Yes.
#178 to #174 - kenwordo (04/30/2013) [-]
You fool the gold is in between
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