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#117 to #3 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#4 - soulessbody (04/29/2013) [-]
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#18 to #4 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Space Odyssey!
<3


I love you, Hal.
#6 - canadianguyeh (04/29/2013) [-]
U WOT M8.
U WOT M8.
#1 - penisflower (04/29/2013) [-]
u ahvin a fokn giggle m8 illbash ye ead in i swere on me mum
#137 to #1 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#47 - zeusishorny (04/30/2013) [-]
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#139 to #5 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Damnit moon moon for the last time your not british
User avatar #26 to #5 - tenmillionbears (04/30/2013) [-]
Holy **** , that is cute.
#2 - nicopwnz (04/29/2013) [-]
ill bust u up ya, cmon nao 1v1 me ya cheeky kunt
User avatar #75 to #2 - boydaranga (04/30/2013) [-]
1v1 mi kilhous or shipment u choos i fuk u up eethr wae.
#48 - cohz (04/30/2013) [-]
U fikn tis notin but joek? Fite me irl. il werck u m8.
#76 to #48 - cazabrow ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
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#42 - isoscelessandwich (04/30/2013) [-]
"gimme the sweets cunt i'll ****** wreck u swear on me mum's grave."
#119 - inbardo (04/30/2013) [-]
**inbardo rolls 88**

Believe in magic, bitch!
#151 to #119 - neverccd (04/30/2013) [-]
Sweet, Sweet Dubs
#142 to #119 - bobbinzz (04/30/2013) [-]
Incredible.
Incredible.
#120 to #119 - inbardo (04/30/2013) [-]
ow, 			****		! It worked!
ow, **** ! It worked!
#124 to #120 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
No! quickly, delete this comment!
#125 to #119 - bowlerjeffrey (04/30/2013) [-]
image semi related
User avatar #81 to #78 - therealtjthemedic (04/30/2013) [-]
already been posted.
better delete it or people'll thin you're thumbwhoring
#168 to #81 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Better delete your post or people will think you're an annoying little cunt.
#14 - jjholt (04/30/2013) [-]
she can refill the trolly with magic.
she can refill the trolly with magic.
#15 to #14 - Ruspanic (04/30/2013) [-]
Food is the first of the five Principal Exceptions to Gamp’s Law of Elemental Transfiguration.
#23 to #15 - odytoboman (04/30/2013) [-]
How do you people remember this 			****		? I had to look it up, just to see if you were 			************		. And you're not!
How do you people remember this **** ? I had to look it up, just to see if you were ************ . And you're not!
User avatar #24 to #23 - Ruspanic (04/30/2013) [-]
well I had to look up the exact wording
#136 to #24 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #102 to #23 - FudgeCannon (04/30/2013) [-]
******* freaked me the **** out when the eyes moved
#16 to #15 - jjholt (04/30/2013) [-]
But you can summon more or multiply what you already have.
But you can summon more or multiply what you already have.
User avatar #25 to #15 - keiishiyama (04/30/2013) [-]
You can't make food out of nothing, but you CAN duplicate the quantity if you have at least some. This is plausible.
#61 to #15 - hokeymon (04/30/2013) [-]
Then why is it that everytime they have a banquet. There's food in the table good enough to feed Africa?
User avatar #67 to #61 - elitejerkz (04/30/2013) [-]
It's sent up from underneath the hall in the kitchens where house elves prepare it. It's "teleported" there, it isnt created.
User avatar #62 to #61 - Ruspanic (04/30/2013) [-]
house elves make it
User avatar #159 to #61 - neverccd (04/30/2013) [-]
U eva red a fookin book m8?
#116 to #15 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Please remember that Hermione also stated that you can inrease the quantity of food, if you already have it. You just can't call it into existence from thin air.
User avatar #92 to #15 - wlflvr ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Sure, transfiguration. But summoning of food is not.
#43 to #15 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
House Elves. It's called having House Elves.
#35 to #15 - veryspecialagent (04/30/2013) [-]
She can multiply the food if there is still some left, She just can't make it appear out of thin air.
User avatar #27 to #15 - breakfastskippa (04/30/2013) [-]
In one of the books, while Harry and Ron are in detention the food keeps reapearing after its finished also The great hall.
#30 to #27 - ncsutroll (04/30/2013) [-]
************* house elves.
User avatar #31 to #30 - breakfastskippa (04/30/2013) [-]
It appears out of nowhere in the first movie.
#32 to #31 - ncsutroll (04/30/2013) [-]
if you read the books you find out that house elves make all the food and can make it apparate in to the great hall, can't recall if it was the 5th or 6th book
User avatar #50 to #32 - sweetsolitude (04/30/2013) [-]
It's the fourth book. Hermione starts SPEW after seeing the mistreatment of Winky and the World Cup and finding out that there're house elves at Hogwarts. Fred and George tell her how to get into the kitchen to show her that the house elves like being slaves.
I like rereading random parts of the books from time to time.
User avatar #51 to #50 - sweetsolitude (04/30/2013) [-]
*at the World Cup
User avatar #95 to #51 - primerpower (04/30/2013) [-]
Id let Emma Watson mistreat my Winky
User avatar #38 to #32 - lorddarkskull ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
5th because that's when dobby shows harry the room of requirement
User avatar #161 to #15 - angelious (04/30/2013) [-]
but didnt they have a magical sandwich table that refilled everytime they took a sandwich from it?


i read about something like that in the second book...
User avatar #171 to #161 - blokrokker (04/30/2013) [-]
that was basically the exact same thing as in the great hall
elves in the kitchens teleporting food up to the plates
#132 to #15 - Lambert (04/30/2013) [-]
Which makes no sense because they turn things into animals and back all the damn time.
#103 to #15 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
She can still teleport from wherever she has it stored to the trolley.

-10 points to gryffindor
User avatar #158 to #103 - neverccd (04/30/2013) [-]
Pretty sure you can't apparate onto the Hogwarts Express. It's never said but I always thought it had some of the same charms on it as the Hogwarts grounds.
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User avatar #44 - aussieftw (04/30/2013) [-]
I always did think Harry was a bit of a prick for doing that.
#59 to #44 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Didn't he actually say: "We'll take a little bit of everyting" or something along those lines? (In the book of course)
User avatar #93 to #59 - aussieftw (04/30/2013) [-]
In the movie, he literally buys everything on the kart.
#63 to #60 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (04/30/2013) [-]
Why can't I stop laughing?
Why can't I stop laughing?
#79 to #60 - dagreatmax (04/30/2013) [-]
Some people on FJ just want us to wake everybody up in our houses...
Some people on FJ just want us to wake everybody up in our houses...
#20 - brianhimself ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
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