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A thread was started on reddit asking what the creepiest things your children have ever said to you are. Obviously not mine. Reposted from imgur which was reposted from Reddit.

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#33 - harryblazer (04/29/2013) [+] (21 replies)
>be 12 living in a house near the woods (Mainefag)   
>my "girlfriend" was over   
>she was just the girl from up the street, but we always hung out and considered eachother boyfriend/girlfriend   
>older bother would supervise, meaning he would just sit around and make sure we didnt do anything to stupid   
>we're playing outside, when she yeps and points to the trees   
>says she saw a man in the woods looking at us   
>scan the trees and see a figure moving just on the edge of our property   
>						***********************					   
>no houses behind us, just woods   
>we run inside and tell my bro, whos skeptical but see how freaked out we were   
>gets dad rifle and tells us to lock the doors and shut the blinds   
>tells my GF she sleeping over   
>throughout the night I could swear I heard someone walking around our yard and tapping on the windows   
>two weeks later we heard about a home invsion/rape a few blocks away   
>my brothers face whenever we bring this up
>be 12 living in a house near the woods (Mainefag)
>my "girlfriend" was over
>she was just the girl from up the street, but we always hung out and considered eachother boyfriend/girlfriend
>older bother would supervise, meaning he would just sit around and make sure we didnt do anything to stupid
>we're playing outside, when she yeps and points to the trees
>says she saw a man in the woods looking at us
>scan the trees and see a figure moving just on the edge of our property
> ***********************
>no houses behind us, just woods
>we run inside and tell my bro, whos skeptical but see how freaked out we were
>gets dad rifle and tells us to lock the doors and shut the blinds
>tells my GF she sleeping over
>throughout the night I could swear I heard someone walking around our yard and tapping on the windows
>two weeks later we heard about a home invsion/rape a few blocks away
>my brothers face whenever we bring this up
#7 - tvveeder (04/29/2013) [+] (25 replies)
The creepiest thing I heard was my niece used to always talk about things she saw that others didn't. She would always talk about the ones she liked, but she was afraid of the man with the scary eyes. It wasn't until I heard the story of my brother hearing a growl on the baby monitor, waking up, running to her room, and she said the man with the scary eyes was in there. Creepiest **** I ever heard, and I'm glad my daughter doesn't do that **** .
User avatar #10 to #8 - stallwallwriter (04/29/2013) [-]
Maybe she could see ghosts, but only the ghosts of giraffes.
#20 - miscarriage (04/29/2013) [+] (14 replies)
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This is my favorite creepy pasta
#47 - shazmo (04/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
After reading these and the comments I've decided not to procreate
After reading these and the comments I've decided not to procreate
#16 - ussioc (04/29/2013) [+] (22 replies)
A load freaky **** happened to me when I was a kid, around 4-5. I used to get told by mum to go get ready for bed, meaning brush my teeth and go toilet and get changed. I used to go upstairs and bathroom is directly ahead once you reach the top. I did whatever and come out. There are stairs ahead of me, a wooden barrister (if that's the word) and a little walkway to get to other rooms and attic. On the side of the wooden barrister to get to the other rooms I used to see a few people standing there. Moaning and looking at me. I had never seen these people before in my life. They had blood on their face and clothes and cuts all over. I used to shoot down the stairs to my parents which would at times comfort me and at times within a blink of an eye they would turn on me, as you see in movies where you are drugged and its all blurry apart from their faces which are right in your face. They would scream at me saying they were going to kill me and then I'd blink and everything would be fine again. The people I used to see happened every single day for about a year or even maybe more. Yeah pretty ****** up, also have more stories if people interested
User avatar #44 - Keleth (04/30/2013) [+] (11 replies)
There are thousands of cases of children claiming past lives, on islands or in places that they themselves, and the family, have never heard of. It usually stops at the age of 4-5 but can continue. I personally know a guy, and his parents swear to this day, that at the age of 4 he spoke FLUENT chinese with a lady, he was never taught chinese, and spent no time around people who did speak chinese. but he could read it as well off something that was hanging on the restaurant wall.

It's pretty much impossible to give a positive answer on why this happens. personally, as a theist, i do believe we have souls and that the soul is more apparent when we are younger, but fades away so that we may become our own persons. I believe life is just a learning exercise, and you get sent back many times in order to learn new lessons.
User avatar #50 - funnyjunktitan (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My nephew, when he first learned to talk, talked for maybe a year or 2 about watching his friends die in WW2, he also knew a lot of the politics and economy from that era that I didn't even know.
#11 - mrgamerscode (04/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my little brother told me once he was going to cut my head off and that i would go to hell.
#78 - Muppetz (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Apparently I used to talk to dead people.
Namely my deceased relatives.
My parents finally told me (when I was like 17) that when I was just learning to speak well, I'd just spontaneously be like; "Okay, Grandpa. I'll be good."
Grandpa had been dead for years.
User avatar #23 - pandacore (04/29/2013) [+] (13 replies)
When i was about 8 i would hear **** like a lot at my dads house. I sleep upstairs and my brothers sleep on the other side of the hall. Pretty much one day i woke up at around 6 in the morning and all i heard was like this rasp breathing. I kid you not i ******* heard "Come- and- play- Kay-tie." Later on that day i asked if anyone up was around six and everyone was out chopping wood for the stove. I keep hearing that **** till i'm about 10, and we move out. Fast foward
When i'm about 12 i asked my brother about the previous owner (He died in the house a widower) Brother tells me the guy had breathing problems... Yep never going back there again. Message me if you want to see the house. it's creepy as ****
User avatar #112 - tls (04/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I used to talk to some soldier that was dressed in a military uniform that would visit me almost every night while I was in bed. He'd just stand at the foot of the bed and talk to me, tell me stories and whatnot.
Later on I recounted this to my mom who was like "Oh I guess he has an imaginary friend" until she talked to my great-aunt. Apparently, I was describing exactly what my Great-great uncle Jack Vosper, looked like and the stories matched up.He was part of a British artillery contingent in World War 1. He died in the trenches during the Battle of Ypres in Belgium.
What gets even more freaky is late last year I was going through some old...old old old letters from back then. I found the last one he sent to his sister before he went into the trenches where he'd die.... "They're sending us into the trenches soon. Don't worry about me, Gerty, I'll be home soon."
A few weeks later I swear to **** I heard a ghost or something talk to me. I was over at my friend's place and had to pretty much watch the house while she was running errands since she didn't have a key for the place yet(They had just moved in). So I was just chilling there, sitting on the floor leaning against a wall. Next thing I know I hear some guy's voice, but there was no one else home, no TV on, no computer, nothing. I had this overwhelming feeling that the voice was talking to ME, specifically. But it was like it was talking through...almost like a soaked blanket, really really muffled, yet you can hear the individual words, but not understand them. The entire time this went on I couldn't move. I tried, I gave my damnedest to move any muscle, but I just sat there and could only move my eyes. I have a vague recollection of sliding down the wall and laying on my right side like that. Later on my friend is shaking me awake looking like she about had a heart attack, she told me she came in and found me laying there with my eyes open staring into nothing. I still have no ******* idea what happened.
User avatar #49 - SpicerHyx (04/30/2013) [-]
Everyone is posting about creepy **** that happened to them as a kid.
Here's mine
> Be 18 now
> Lived in same house all my life
> Always interested in ghost ********
> Everything silent for years
> Dad uncovers a creepy painting on the wall of the storage room behind a bunch of shelves (was painted on direct concrete, would post pics but they painted over it next day)
> Start hearing sounds of people talking
>Sister always comes home late so assume it's her
> Check for her car
>NOT THERE DUN DUN DUN
> Hear what sounds like conversations in the vents and scratching on the walls above the floor vents
> No sign of animal or bug infestation
> Every night since the conversations start, feel pushing on my bed when I'm trying to sleep
> One morning making breakfast before class
> Here the ungodly creaking of my bed frame upstairs
> Think it's the fiance
> Fiance comes around the corner fresh out of the shower
> Still hear creaking
> NOPE.jpg for the next forever
User avatar #62 - Nihatclodra (04/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
According to my mom: when I was 2-5 years old, I was obsessed with shadows and darkness, and fluently spoke a language that she'd never heard before (She described is as "Gutteral and Angry-Sounding") better than I could speak English. During this period of time, I had an imaginary friend that I described as "a man made out of black shadows and smoke, wearing a white mask without eye-holes, and long teeth" that I called "Jeckzer" or something... It appears that I had a Grim Reaper(?) as an imaginary friend before I even know who/what the Grim Reaper was. I also referred to myself as "Grozmolrok" or something along those lines.
#263 - maximorussell (04/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
My story now bitches

>Be 8
>Live in this old victorian house
>Used to wet my bed shut up, okay
>Used to sleep in the attic with my sister on different beds (But was like playroom, computer room)
>Went to sleep one night
>Heard some noises in the night (Cant quite remember) but it was scary and my sister heard it too
>whatever.jpeg
>Went back to sleep
>Woke up in the morning to feel my pillow, covers, sheets and whole mattress completely wet
> ************** .gif
>smelt sheets
>It wasn't piss
>Parents looked at it and don't know how the **** it happened
>My sister said she saw a man pouring water on me
>mfw
User avatar #41 - crawdady (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My brother used to sleep talk all the time, he was asleep on the couch while I was watching TV. He suddenly sits up. I said "whats up?" He turned to me and said "can you hear it?" I could tell he was asleep, and this stuff happens all the time, so I said "Hear what?" "The future noise." Then he fell over and went back to sleep. Pretty creepy even though he was a teenager.
#80 - whoisthatguyable (04/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I've lived in the same house all of my life, and some strange **** has happened to me over my lifetime. One time, I was getting ready for bed (I was about 5) When I hear moaning from the living room. I figured it was just my grandpa, who was very sick and always in pain. Anyways, I finish getting ready for bed and go to the living room to tell my grandpa goodnight. He isn't there. I ask my grandma what where he was, and she said, "Sorry whoisthatguyable, he isn't here, his car broke down and hes staying at a motel for the night." WTF.PNG So I go to bed and fall asleep, and I hear that same groaning in my dreams,except this time its several people around me in a village, they are all hurt and writhing in pain. A woman looks at me I ask her where I am, but she just screams,"Alerga pentru viața ta, e Tepes!" (Something along those lines, I have trouble remembering now) Anyway she runs away and I follow her, trying to figure out where I am. I then came across a scene, hundreds over bodies, impaled with pikes. I woke up and asked my grandma about the dream. She was just as freaked out as me, and she says that my family could be traced back all the way to the time period of Vlad the impaler. Believe me or not, its by far the freakiest thing that's ever happened to me.
#344 - malakii (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Since we're all sharing stories...

>4-5 years ago
>In old abandoned hospital that has been knocked down now
>place is in such bad shape the police won't go in after you
>Beds, baths, wheelchairs and other creepy hospital stuff everywhere
>Find Long dark hallway on ground floor when we get there (Had to start from 3rd floor as only way in was a broken stairwell)
>People say leads to morgue, was quite skeptical about this
>Start walking down slowly to avoid tripping, as it was pitch black and phone torches didn't work too well, or they were just **** that long ago, can't remember
>See something far ahead
>didn't understand why we could see something even though we could barely see five feet infront of us
>Looks like girl
>looks towards us
>Extremely loud scream
>LOLNOPE.JPG
> Scramble over each other trying to run out as fast as we could
>still ended up going back a few time

Have more stories of there if anyone is interested
#207 - jakols (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
For all the morbid-lovers that havn't sailed on these seas for very long, i would recomend The russian Sleep Experiment. Most of the "Hardened" readers have read it already, but for the newcomers or those who have been to lazy to read it before i do absolutely recommend this.

i love that Creepy Pasta. It's some real ****** up **** , but i love it!
It is a long Read, but then again it's detailed, and you tend to really get sucked into the story as you read on.

(Not for the Faint of Heart)
#122 - ladyepic (04/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
So, some fairly unusual things have happened to me before, but this was probably the most violent:
At my previous house, a couple strange things would happen, such as my bed randomly shaking (Still happens occasionally but less intensely) and my cat and dog getting scared as all **** for no reason. One day, a Saturday after ballet, I decide to take an evening nap. So I turn off my light, my fan, my tv, and my laptop, which was sitting open on an easel-table thing. Anyway, I fall asleep. I didn't dream, but I distinctly remember being in sleep paralysis (sleep paralyzed?) and something in my head screaming at me not to open my eyes. I fought as hard as I could to lift up my arm, but I fell back asleep before that happened.
I woke up an hour later with my torso down to my butt hanging off of the foot of my bed, but less hanging and more stiffly jutting out. I remember my muscles being clenched incredibly tight. I was in the position Christ would have been if the cross was laying on the ground. My fan was going at full blast, my light was on, my tv was on, and my laptop was on the screensaver.
I didn't sleep til dawn.
#147 - coolcalx (04/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
am I the only one who didn't have freaky stuff happen to me as a kid?   
   
I feel left out..
am I the only one who didn't have freaky stuff happen to me as a kid?

I feel left out..
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