Insult me.. I feel really happy today. lets put an end to that, do your best, without swear words. A friendly challenge... your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries insult me
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User avatar #71 - squidamon (04/29/2013) [-]
You are not being the person Mr Rogers knew you could be.
User avatar #96 to #71 - Itsgoodenough (04/29/2013) [-]
Noooooooooo!!!!!
User avatar #110 to #96 - squidamon (04/30/2013) [-]
I am so sorry for saying that....
User avatar #252 to #71 - ryanmck (04/30/2013) [-]
Too far man. There are some lines you just don't cross.
User avatar #45 - logicstrike (04/29/2013) [-]
your the reason Firefly got cancelled
#38 - jacodpwns (04/29/2013) [-]
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries
#134 to #38 - attilia (04/30/2013) [-]
Bloody French persons.....
#266 to #38 - widsquard (04/30/2013) [-]
DOn't be ridiculous, elderberries aren't blacksmiths.
#75 to #38 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
your mother was an elderberry and your father smelled of hamsters!
#2 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Your immediate ancestry is questionable and your hygiene practices are poor at best.
#25 - cousin (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm Welsh. It cannot be done, you cunting assforce.
#205 - thatguyuthinkuknow (04/30/2013) [-]
You are not the man Mr. Rogers knew you could be
#267 to #205 - widsquard (04/30/2013) [-]
Please tell me I am not the only one who didn't read this as " Doubleyou Anchor"
User avatar #64 - mads (04/29/2013) [-]
Your mothers breasts hang with such severity that the late surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks
#128 to #64 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
bo burnham cx
#48 - archiehicox (04/29/2013) [-]
You're here because you have nothing better to do. The reason you worry that no one likes you is because they don't and you may never truly by happy. Frankly if you were to kill yourself, anyone except immediate family wouldn't be affected in the slightest and even they would get over it soon enough.
You're here because you have nothing better to do. The reason you worry that no one likes you is because they don't and you may never truly by happy. Frankly if you were to kill yourself, anyone except immediate family wouldn't be affected in the slightest and even they would get over it soon enough.
#32 - teranin ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Your posts are an unfortunate symptom of your abject lack of genitalia and intelligence.
Your posts are an unfortunate symptom of your abject lack of genitalia and intelligence.
#265 - erkas ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
I fart in your general direciton!
#242 - lordlolland (04/30/2013) [-]
Go and boil your bottoms, you son of a silly person!   
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper!   
I fart in your general direction!   
You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!   
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
Go and boil your bottoms, you son of a silly person!
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper!
I fart in your general direction!
You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
User avatar #5 - halotalim (04/29/2013) [-]
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! PBBBBBBT!
User avatar #184 to #5 - psykobear (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to see that someone stole your comment and got more thumbs.
#248 - illutvar (04/30/2013) [-]
i bet u dont even lift
#244 - mrhirxes ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Your mum has a nice jawline and so do you.
#211 - HarvietheDinkle (04/30/2013) [-]
You are an inspiration and a role model for us all. I hope you live a long and successful life.
#145 - pineapplepeople (04/30/2013) [-]
You foolish scoundrel, you dare to question my repertoire of hurtful vocabulary? Knave, I have been studying the art of vile word-craft since before you entered your first pair of big boy pantaloons. You are the scum of the earth, with an intelligence to rival a blueberry. You are the filthy spawn of a harlot, and the bastard son of a bastard son. I would sooner lick the underside of a toilet than spend a moment talking to you. I would propose the possibility of a promiscuous encounter with thy parent, but I have witnessed the foulness it hath produced and would not prod such an organ with a 12 foot pole.
#150 to #145 - keroberios (04/30/2013) [-]
I think this is quite impressive, except many people think of bastard as a swear/
#151 to #150 - pineapplepeople (04/30/2013) [-]
Yeah I suppose some people do. I used to get in arguments over that. Either way, it was the only word I could think of to describe a child born to unmarried parents, so I used it.
#153 to #151 - keroberios (04/30/2013) [-]
"Accident son of an accident son."
Closest think I can think that would still convey the feeling of insult. You know, seeing as being a bastard child is almost commonplace these days.
#155 to #153 - pineapplepeople (04/30/2013) [-]
First, Holy hell I have to start calling people that!
Second, yeah, kinda sad huh?
C, I'm a little sleep deprived so that whole thing was a little lazy. I wanted to do an alliteration like the one from V for Vendetta, but was too tired to try.
User avatar #66 - lexarcommander (04/29/2013) [-]
you are an insignificant, tiny little bit of carbon. In all actuality, you shouldnt be alive. You just got lucky. Everything you do today, will have no lasting impact on anyone in the future, let alone the present. You could cure cancer, and people in the future would simply look in disbelief at the numerous other people, the numerous other, more intelligent, people that should have figured it out long before you did, and theyll say you got lucky. That's all you are. You're lucky. you have no talent, no skills. If you think you've found love, let me tell you: you havent. You've simply found someone who wants to leech off of your luck. You will never truly achieve anything, because everything you will ever do has already been done, and you have no aspirations to do anything more. You are a tiny, insignificant piece of carbon, floating in the vacuum of space, and you will shortly die.
User avatar #89 to #66 - aurious (04/29/2013) [-]
Now I must go rethink my life.
#10 - hackapelite (04/29/2013) [-]
Thou mewling idle-headed, common-kissing, base-court flap-dragon
#311 - xak ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
your mother is a nice woman
#298 - legodude (04/30/2013) [-]
You're tacky and I hate you.
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