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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - nicopwnz
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Shaved guinea pigs look like baby hippos
#99 to #2 - whitprather
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I WANT ONE[big][big]
#76 to #2 - ravenalexis
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I have a hairless guinea pig, he's super cute and his name is wilber. The only thing is his balls are freaking huge and there's no hair to cover them! It's kinda gross but otherwise he's cute.
#5 to #2 - blacken
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Why are you showing us a picture of a baby hippo to show the resemblance then?
#7 to #2 - trojandetected
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**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #1790136 at Friendly **

hippos look like shaved guinea pigs
#105 to #2 - scouts
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so, you're saying if we cover a hippo in fur...
It'll look like a giant guinea pig?




how startling
#113 to #105 - mrdrpage
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#11 to #2 - camulous
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User avatar #48 to #11 - paintmered
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Get it some peanut butter!
User avatar #95 to #48 - sagen
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and some toast crumbs while you're at it!
User avatar #31 - marcalo
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Mathematically speaking it can never be done completely.
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#86 to #31 - gjsmothefirst
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User avatar #114 to #31 - vampireinarm
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he did say it was going to take forever
#141 to #31 - beep
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That's the joke.
#41 to #31 - anon id: ca553390
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Lim n->infinity 1/n ... the limit approaches Zero. Go to college before you want to start with the "mathematically speaking" crap.

User avatar #65 to #41 - psykobear
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The limit and the actuality are two totally different things.
Also, approaches zero, NEVER equals zero.
Go to college majoring in mathematics before you start talking crap.
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#43 to #31 - allytiger
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It can but only if he goes an infinite amount of times
#60 to #31 - anon id: ea36d7cb
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actually it can if the series converges
#117 to #31 - adamks
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How did you manage to miss that in the comic? It literally says it is going to take forever.
User avatar #123 to #31 - nozepicker
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That's the joke.
#127 to #31 - anon id: 9a0cf23c
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lol you are all dorks
#140 to #31 - anon id: 19d1a4ad
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Why did such a derp comment get so many thumbs?
#107 to #31 - bummerdrummer
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"this is going to take forever"

thatsthejoke.jpg
User avatar #158 to #31 - marcalo
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How did this get so many thumbs?
#97 to #31 - africanking
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that's the joke
User avatar #33 to #31 - mangioluingi
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Zeno's paradox!
#121 to #33 - anon id: 72457647
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It's not
User avatar #132 to #121 - mangioluingi
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awww...
User avatar #155 to #132 - therealtjthemedic
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It is
User avatar #159 to #155 - mangioluingi
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yay!
User avatar #52 to #31 - Spavaloo
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You're not taking into account the fact that the barber must remove entire hairs from the guinea pig's body, not fractions.

Eventually a single hair will be left, and in accordance with the conventions for rounding numbers it will be removed entirely, leaving the rodent entirely non-hirsute.
#82 to #52 - anon id: 80c4d4ff
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But what happens if the begins cutting the last hair by half and the by it's half and so on

By the time he reached the length of a single atom of hair, the other hairs from the pig's body should have grown at least 1 atom tall
User avatar #101 to #82 - tokitoki
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Wow okay, now you're just splitting hairs.
#157 to #101 - dbBlues
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I literally burst out laughing at this.   
You deserve way more thumbs
I literally burst out laughing at this.
You deserve way more thumbs
#108 to #82 - jakeattack
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then he splits the ******* atoms and boom
#3 - anon id: 8454dda3
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It's going to take forever but in the end it will do the job.
#61 to #3 - meltingrain
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No it won't .... its an infinite sequence
User avatar #4 to #3 - fluttershyismine
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mathematically speaking dat **** convergeres to 0
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#9 to #6 - huszti
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#12 to #9 - freeyourmind
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why does this picture exist?
#15 to #12 - huszti
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it's from this small comic. don't know the source.
User avatar #14 to #12 - randomserb
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For this very situation.
User avatar #21 to #9 - baconfattie
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I was looking for thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis in my pc
User avatar #13 to #6 - eddymolly
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Technically though, you could calculate where it ends. You could integrate under the graph of hair removed to times cut and find the total hair removed, then count the total amount of hair on the guinea pig and know when it all gets removed
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User avatar #17 to #16 - eddymolly
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Yeah, but you can cheat your way around it with improper integration, allowing you to in effect find limits to infinity
User avatar #53 to #16 - mcrut
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Mathematically speaking, you get to a point where that denominator gets so big that you can assume it is zero. I believe this has been proven.
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User avatar #64 to #55 - mcrut
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You are thinking in a more physical world which this deals in, .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000... so insignificant that you could get to a point where it is zero. Even physically you might reach a planck length which is the smallest possible length physically obtainable.
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User avatar #39 to #16 - giguelingueling
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yes become hairs are quanta, or at the very least the matter of the hairs are quanta. At some point you won't be able to split the thing in half.
User avatar #116 to #39 - giguelingueling
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wtf, I was ******* drunk. This **** make no sense
#28 to #16 - anon id: b15ade23
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Aww, just pull the last one out. There's no need to split hairs...
#49 to #13 - anon id: ca553390
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I dont think integration means what you think it means...., You'll have to take the limit of 1/(n^2) as n -> infinity. and yes it does get to zero, plz take Cal II before you start throwing out words you dont even understand. Oh. p.s. You can also use the Nth term, and p-series test on this.

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#136 to #49 - eddymolly
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I think you need to take higher than calc 2, if an integral has a limit of infinity, we can use

x=infinity
integral f(x) dx = lim(X-> infinity) [F(X)-F(a)]
x=a

which will let you integrate with a limitless graph. Not only can you integrate things with limits of infinity, but using improper integration you can integrate the area under an asymptote, for example the area under the graph 1/(x^0.5)

1
integral 1/(x^0.5)dx calculates out to equal 2
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So yes, I do know what integral means, and i've taken calc 2 and further, this is degree level maths, look it up if you like
User avatar #150 to #136 - fluttershyismine
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"x=infinity
integral f(x) dx = lim(X-> infinity) [F(X)-F(a)]
x=a "
When you're integrating a function, you get another function for which you're evaluating the limit as x->infinity (in this case,[F(X)-F(a)]).So basically that's the limit and not the actual value it touches. It's like saying that ln[0]=-infinity.But technically the ln is not defined in the point x=0,so you can't compute ln[0].
User avatar #151 to #150 - eddymolly
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i'll give you an example

"x=infinity
integral 1/(x^2) dx
x=a

if F(x)= int 1/(x^2) dx = -x^-1 + c, this is your indefinite integral

using
x=infinity
integral f(x) dx = lim(X-> infinity) [F(X)-F(a)]
x=a
(the limit formula)

we find F(X) is 0,
and F(a) is -1,

Hence, your solved integral (area under graph) is 0-(-1) or 1, so a graph with no end has a finite value of the area under it, in a similar way that the power series of sin(x) converges to a set value, as does the area under an indefinite integral

If you do maths at university (or college I think if you're American, or education for age 18+ in whatever country you're in) you should find out about stuff like this
User avatar #8 to #6 - CrowbarNinja
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******* math.
#18 - bible
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******* Asymptotes...
User avatar #38 to #18 - aesguitar
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Or limits...

Lim (1 / 2^x) = 0
x->∞
User avatar #57 - rifee
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I was gonna get a haircut today, but then I decided not to.
User avatar #134 to #57 - emanalvarez
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i was gonna get a haircut, but then i got high.
#103 to #57 - venoshto
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User avatar #70 to #57 - dragonzard
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Cool story, bretheren.
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#85 - gjsmothefirst
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A lot of people are saying that it will take forever. This is incorrect.
Some mention indefinite integrals. This is too difficult.

<<< It in fact only requires a summation and a limit.
Since this is the sum of everything from half a haircut on down (as described), it will take just as long as a regular haircut.

This is known as Zeno's Paradox, and has been expressed in several different ways, but it all boils down to these equations.

* Note that this doesn't include time like waiting in line, or the guinea pig looking in the mirror or other things. Mathematicians are douchebags like that. Same with physicists. It would also cost an infinite amount...
#100 to #85 - anon id: 37b556c8
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you are saying that it will be as long as regular haircut because you excluded most of times, such as waiting in line and some stuffs and you claimed that it would cost an infinite amount, so if you included these times, it should take forever since guinea pig has to walk outside and some stuffs infinite time.

i don't see your point...
User avatar #154 to #100 - therealtjthemedic
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what are you even trying to say
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#145 to #85 - zenpablo
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#148 to #85 - xaruiz
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This dude is a average student :O
#144 to #85 - arialynx
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User avatar #115 to #85 - markertemp
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Under Zeno's paradox, if he keeps getting half his hair cut, he will never get it all removed. He'll get infinitely close, but never completely.

You're never actually reaching 1 with your limit there, but rather converging towards 1. The limit of the sums is 1, but the sum never actually is.

Since you're never cutting off all of what's left, but only half, you'll never reach 100% removal, because, in layman's terms, zero is not half of a non-zero quantity.
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User avatar #27 - cosmohill
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Is anyone else confused by the completely impossible reflection in the second to last panel?
User avatar #66 to #27 - psykobear
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Wow, I didn't even think of that.
User avatar #67 to #66 - psykobear
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The one in the second panel makes no sense either.
User avatar #74 to #67 - cosmohill
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I'm amazed I was the first (Or so I think) to mention it. I thought that's what the internet was best at? I should say I DO like the comic though.
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#54 - fallenoffacliff
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Indefinite integrals. Calculus FTW
#104 to #54 - anon id: 8d962dbb
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[∫`f(x)]a-b=f(b)-f(a)
#118 to #54 - anon id: d69b712e
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But your graph shows a definite integral...
(It's from a to c)
#111 to #54 - regularmexican
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i went over that today in class. Here is a special high five
#126 - xcat
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PROBLEM?
#129 to #126 - owmowmow
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Is it just me, or does old Reece kinda look and sound like Morgan Freeman?
User avatar #131 to #129 - bitchplzzz
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"I'm now shaving this young mans head, adding hair, this young mans who's troubles are with gangs, money, sex and violence. This young man who demanded a fro instead of a buzz cut. This young man who just ran over 2 people and shot a hooker with a military shotgun... I.. am Morgan Freeman, the barber, the story teller"
#161 to #131 - owmowmow
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************... that was an awesome statment, if it was a story I would read it.