Shunned again. .. If i shaved for every time i thought i would be sexually advanced upon, my pubic region would be the 12th biggest forest in the UK and would harbor its own ecos Shunned again If i shaved for every time thought would be sexually advanced upon my pubic region the 12th biggest forest in UK and harbor its own ecos
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#1 - lazian
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(04/29/2013) [-]
If i shaved for every time i thought i would be sexually advanced upon, my pubic region would be the 12th biggest forest in the UK and would harbor its own ecosystem complete with a swinging half crab - half chimp hybrid.

#33 to #1 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Do... do you have that Londen look?
#63 to #1 - sniperfumbles
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#109 to #1 - dovahsix
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#166 to #109 - lazian
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(04/30/2013) [-]
where can i find moar of this??
#21 to #1 - tastycrisps
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#77 to #1 - johnnygat
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#28 to #1 - doctorhorrible
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#6 to #1 - comehonorfacetwice
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#57 to #1 - xdiabolicx
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#26 to #1 - sladee
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(04/30/2013) [-]
i laughed like a ******* retard
#5 to #1 - mspaintpro
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#17 to #1 - jellybob ONLINE
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#34 to #17 - toxickooties
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(04/30/2013) [-]
That .gif


I love it.
#2 to #1 - fourchaners [OP]
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(04/29/2013) [-]
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#4 to #1 - myfist
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Ah.   
   
Well then.
Ah.

Well then.
#70 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I do this sometimes... And I've been dating the same guy for almost three years.. He made a really big deal out of hating all bodily hair on women and got upset over slight stubble.. He even made me stop in the middle of things because I missed a small section of hair on my thigh.. I'm blonde and I've never actually seen anything but light peach fuzz on my thighs and thought it'd be fine.. It wasn't.. He says he's over it now but I'm too self-conscious about it to do anything more than just kissing unless I've shaved within the last three hours..
#161 to #70 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
what a submissive little bitch you are
#123 to #70 - Xyhpon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
He sounds like an asswaffle.
#167 to #123 - rosietheamazon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
asswaffle.   
i'm using that.
asswaffle.
i'm using that.
#73 to #70 - rosietheamazon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
dude...that's depressing.
#12 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
That's ******* disgusting. A girl should always be well shaven, always. Have her legs and pubic hair shaved, any body hair except on her head. No one wants a hairy girl. Girls should always look sexually attractive.
#78 to #12 - legionisanon
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#30 to #12 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
How did you even reach that level of thought. When did your brain cells decide "We're going to all work together to create a massive ********"

How did your parents not kill themselves the moment your mother squirted liquid stupid on the hospital floor?
#171 to #30 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
How did I reach that thought? Because it's ******* disgusting... girls with hairy legs or a lot of pubic hair are disgusting.
#162 to #30 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Are you mentally challenged? What the **** is wrong with you? Why would you say such a stupid thing?
#50 to #12 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
What about they stop shaving at all and living independently.

I bet that the only females you saw naked were on your display, eh?
#170 to #50 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I've had a girlfriend for about a year now and yes she shaves regularly.
#160 to #12 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
My god, why does this have so many thumbs down? Has Funnyjunk gone retarded? Are there butthurt feminazis proxying? Inquiring minds want to know.
#54 to #12 - Katzie
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(04/30/2013) [-]
All you ******* idiots going "Yeah, I'm going to tell him he's stupid and show I'm smarter than him" are trollbait.
Yeah, he was entirely serious.
Entirely.
#169 to #54 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I am being serious... hairy legs are disgusting. Also a lot of pubic hair.
#60 to #12 - syntheticdoll ONLINE
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(04/30/2013) [-]
You do realize that if a girl shaves every day it will cause skin porblems (and probably bruises and razor burns) so in a few weeks it will look worse than not shaving at all.
#168 to #60 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Shave like every other day or a few times a week then. Just don't be a female chewbaca...
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#56 to #18 - angelmitskano
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(04/30/2013) [-]
OMG THAT COMMENT
OMG THAT COMMENT
#15 to #12 - stinks
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(04/30/2013) [-]
butt genie is judging you
#13 to #12 - gokuismyhero
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(04/30/2013) [-]
and that is why you will never be with a girl
#37 to #13 - gtk
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Woops, replied to the wrong comment. My apologies.
#36 to #13 - gtk
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Generally people who think this are people who have only ever seen a women naked in porn. Most women can't get a "perfect shave" (nor would they want to invest the time to) and it results in a weird, ingrown hair, stubbly area. Therefor I prefer a bit of hair. Not the **** that porn stars get by ******* waxing their genitalia.
#173 to #36 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I prefer the girl to get waxed. Also not only the pubic area, hairy legs on girls are ******* disgusting as well.
#16 to #13 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Actually I've had a girlfriend now for about a year. And yes she shaves regularly.
#31 to #16 - Hreidmar ONLINE
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Is it normal to have hair growth on your hand so severe that you have to shave?
#172 to #31 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
What? No it's not... not for a girl. Boys have some on their knuckles usually... you should know this though unless you haven't hit puberty yet. I shouldn't have to explain this **** to you.
#174 to #172 - Hreidmar ONLINE
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This wasn't a serious question. I was implying that the North Korean citizen I was replying to does not have a girlfriend via the traditional insult of insinuating that his hand is his girlfriend. It was a thinly veiled and juvenile, though in this case I think justified, insult.
#175 to #174 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I'm that anon you replied to and I do have a girlfriend like you said for about a year. And i'm sorry but it wasn't a good insult.
#22 - pippysfleas
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(04/30/2013) [-]
EVERY time i shave im always thinking to myself, "this will be the day that the hot guy from the shoe dept. (in the store i work) will pull out some sexy moves and take advantage of me.   
   
never happens of course
EVERY time i shave im always thinking to myself, "this will be the day that the hot guy from the shoe dept. (in the store i work) will pull out some sexy moves and take advantage of me.

never happens of course
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#32 to #22 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
How 'bout you break the cycle and YOU make the first move.
#41 to #32 - pippysfleas
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(04/30/2013) [-]
i am so shy. ever ytime we talk, i feel myself turn so red
#85 to #41 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
why not practice a bit, work yourself up to it and go for it. I mean at the very least try to get somewhat closer. It's better to dive straight into that embarrassment and figure out where things stand in the general with him. Shyness is easy to overcome when you realize that people do not judge others anywhere near as harshly as you may think. and plus, what if he has similar feelings and is also too shy to bring them up
#52 to #22 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
You're probably not attractive to him.
Just saying.
#151 to #52 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Agreed with what your comment. Thumbed down for the "just saying".
#53 to #52 - pippysfleas
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(04/30/2013) [-]
thats probably the case, but i still think hes hot lol
#59 to #22 - anon
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So many betas here. For **** sake, You're just pathetic guys.

Pippysfleas, maybe You should try to talk to him if You wanna have him in bed? It might help a bit if You say like "Hello, wanna do something after work?".
#61 to #59 - anon
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#98 to #22 - trollchildxy
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Then you should just work on being less self-conscious towards him. If he even mildly pays attention to you he's interested. Men don't give much time to what they aren't interested in. Good luck, and if all else fails, lower your standards and try again.
#144 to #22 - limb
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(04/30/2013) [-]
might make you a slut but you could just ask him for sex.
#27 to #22 - lilian
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(04/30/2013) [-]
That goddamn gif omg i thought he was gonna hug her, then I watched a few more times and realized ...
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#66 to #22 - izzygirl
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I shave because I like the smooth feeling.    
I never have expectations of being hit on. And even if someone did, I probably wouldn't know what was going on.
I shave because I like the smooth feeling.
I never have expectations of being hit on. And even if someone did, I probably wouldn't know what was going on.
#149 to #66 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
"Hey, izzygirl, why don't you give us your take on this?" - no one
#24 to #22 - snakefire
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Did I hear someone say they want the dick>
#25 to #24 - pippysfleas
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(04/30/2013) [-]
i want the D
i want the D
#29 to #25 - asschwitz
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Donkey? Duck? Dutchmen? Danish? Duetchsland? Please specify which 'D' you mean.
#43 to #29 - pippysfleas
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(04/30/2013) [-]
D I C K
#44 to #43 - asschwitz
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Oh, that D, I can supply 2 of those, for I am incest baby.

Don't tell me you aren't curious.
#45 to #44 - pippysfleas
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(04/30/2013) [-]
lol what??
#46 to #45 - asschwitz
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I don't know, I just kinda say things without really thinking about it.
#47 to #46 - pippysfleas
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weirdo
#48 to #47 - asschwitz
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I don't need to to relive my school days, thank you.
#49 to #48 - pippysfleas
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(04/30/2013) [-]
sorry dude
#65 to #24 - izzygirl
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Hey. Your D is mine.
#67 to #65 - snakefire
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(04/30/2013) [-]
There's plenty of D for everyone.
#71 to #67 - izzygirl
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(04/30/2013) [-]
You slut. <3
You slut. <3
#72 to #71 - snakefire
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#7 - RyanTheLeet
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(04/29/2013) [-]
I don't care how much grass is on the wicket, I'd still play cricket.
#40 - toxickooties
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Girls have pubic hair... get over it. Seriously. If you guys can't handle a women with pubic hair, then you can't handle a women, period. (No pun intended)


I don't think quite a few people realize that's it's healthy for women to have pubic hair, it helps protect from bacteria and what not. It's there, because it's supposed to be. It also hurts to shave every single day.
#117 to #40 - anonymoose
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(04/30/2013) [-]
People have to do things to appease the opposite sex. Shaving is one of them, it makes a lot of activities easier and more pleasant.
#148 to #40 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up. God, you are such a beta fag. Stop trying to white knight. It's not going to get you laid. Ever.
#176 to #148 - toxickooties
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I don't think girls can "white knight" them selves...
#51 to #40 - Katzie
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Because I didn't shave in preparation for this.
I
It means the owner of the pubic hair.
It means the owner of the pubic hair is self conscious.
It means the one making the advances is not the one at fault here.
Doesn't take much to set you off does it?
#120 to #51 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
>self conscious
>people at valve are self conscious
>advances
>people at valve make advances
>hlaf lyfe 3 confurmind
#94 to #51 - hanabro
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Remember: It's wrong to blame a woman for something if it's ever possible to twist logic and blame a man. It's the way society works.
#20 - swimmingprodigy
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I had something kinda like this happen to me with a girl once.
She was alright with me fingering her but she didnt want me to go down on her or **** her because she was on her period.
#69 to #20 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Got similar story with my ex. We were gonna do it for the first time and she was shy about it because she said she hasn't shaved in months. I said its cool i dont mind, i havent shaved either. Well when i was about to put it in, i looked down to guide my missile in, she freaked out and slapped me across the face. i was like O_O and she started apologizing saying she didnt want me to see.
#35 to #20 - toxickooties
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That ended in a different way than I was expecting...
#39 to #35 - swimmingprodigy
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I didn't actually catch on until like 3 days later
(I fingered her on two occassions; the first time a week earlier didnt feel anything special, but the 2nd time I felt what I thought was a bit of string. Didn't see it because I didnt take her pants off or anything to look at it, i just slid my hand down her pants.) And when I wanted to take her pants off she stopped me. When I asked is there any particular reason why, she said 'no reason' (obvious lie, she just didnt want to tell me she was on her period.)
And I didnt connect that until a week later.
Damn Im slow
#80 - snakefire
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(04/30/2013) [-]
What if a girl grew her pubes long, then shaved it like a mustache.   
   
Make it feel like french kissing ron swanson while giving a girl oral...
What if a girl grew her pubes long, then shaved it like a mustache.

Make it feel like french kissing ron swanson while giving a girl oral...
#91 to #80 - viewtifulbro
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(04/30/2013) [-]
BRILLIANT!
#86 to #80 - taintedangel
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#93 to #80 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
So... I've been seeing that you have been using Kid pics and gifs in the comments recently. What happened to Knuckles being your mascot?
#96 to #93 - snakefire
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I have buttloads of mascots, and knuckles is my primary.

I just like to make a switch every once in a while.
#104 to #96 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
cool beans then, Kid is badass anyway.
#143 to #80 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
That's ******* disgusting. What the hell is wrong with you?
#76 - lolollo
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(04/30/2013) [-]
It's sometimes hilarious how many ***** women think we give when it comes to the shenanigans with sex.

Seriously, as long as you've got a vagina, we're in business.

...well...there is the whole "fat" thing, but seriously, is it THAT much to ask for you to be healthy? You should want that for yourself anyway.
#82 to #76 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
well we think fat guys are unattractive too
I mean who wants to see a glob of fat on top of you
it's such a turn off
guys should workout because it makes your body sexy
at least give us that if you're not even a big boy ;)
#87 to #82 - xef
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I don't care if people are "fit" as long as they're healty and hygienic so not fat but not super thin either.

#84 to #82 - lolollo
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Well to be honest, anyone who seriously works out just because they want to look more sexually attractive is most likely a complete tool (just think of everything else they're doing just so they'll be allowed to stick their dick in someone...). I work out because I meed to be hysically fit for my job, and because it gives me self confidence. Any possitive attention I get from girls is just a bonus.

Besides, I said "healthy", not skinny. You can have body fat and still be healthy. There is an entire range to the BMI scale.
#139 to #76 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
>...well...there is the whole "fat" thing

...some guys have different preferences :(
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