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Science Jokes.

Einstein, Houston. and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon.
Einstein is bored. so he suggests. "urs play hon. m be It!"
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Einstein looks up and immediately spots Houston standing raght in from of him.
He says, "t found you. Houston!‘
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Submitted: 04/29/2013
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User avatar #3 - demandsgayversion (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not getting that batman thing
User avatar #8 to #3 - toxicchameleon (04/30/2013) [-]
The picture is of Sodium, the chemical symbol for that is NA. Hence: "NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, Batman!"
#2 - hailshrew (04/30/2013) [-]
Fixed.
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#10 - trolololer (04/30/2013) [-]
The best science joke was when everybody got hightrogen.
User avatar #9 - tricky (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone else get the cat one because of the big bang theory.
#12 to #9 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
How about getting it because you know about Schrödinger's Cat?
User avatar #5 - rel (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That third would should actually be Fe3+
#4 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
that sort of ******** is exactly why no one wanted to sleep with newton
User avatar #1 - schmitty (04/30/2013) [-]
But Ironman is already a titanium-gold alloy.
#7 - dawkz (04/30/2013) [-]
**dawkz rolls 23** DO YOU KNOW WHY ALL SCIENCE JOKES ARE CRAP?

because all the good ones argon...
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