Smart friendly creatures. Found of fb. Not funny but thought it was cool.. fishermen then. sig_ the . t, throw their ".- Ital, nets. The dolphins feed on the "e
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#3 - kingpongthedon (04/29/2013) [-]
While we're on Brazilian dolphins, this is the Amazon river dolphin. As you may have noticed, it's a pretty sexy dolphin. You're probably thinking "Hey, I'd like to put my dick in that dolphin". Well guess what? Amazonian tribesmen have already beat you to the punch. Turns out that in cases of legitimate dolphin rape, the dolphin actually does have ways of shutting it down. And by that I mean it clamps down so tight you can't get your dick out as long as it's alive. So basically, the horny tribesmen have since learned that if you're going to **** the dolphin, you're going to have to kill it too. Now, you'd think that this would have been like a one time thing, but no, it's so ingrained in certain tribes that the Amazon river dolphin is a protected species.

TLDR: This dolphin is going extinct because people literally **** it too much.
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#34 to #3 - mrloki has deleted their comment [-]
#131 to #3 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Wait... what... but... how?
....never mind, I don't want to know...
#133 to #3 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Well it is a sexy dolphin
#141 to #3 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
your lack of facts disturbs me.
#4 to #3 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Oh
#7 to #3 - menispuncher (04/29/2013) [-]
His sea-going brothers get revenge by raping divers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlaZis3KQl8
User avatar #40 to #3 - nildnas (04/29/2013) [-]
Where did you learn of this?
#44 to #40 - kingpongthedon (04/29/2013) [-]
For some reason, I needed a pic of a gay animal, so I googled pink dolphin, since it's about the gayest thing I could think of outside **** . I did not expect to turn up results of an actual animal, and I was intrigued that this fabulous creature actually existed and needed to learn more about it. Needless to say, I found out much more than I ever needed to know.
User avatar #45 to #44 - nildnas (04/29/2013) [-]
Fair enough
#35 to #3 - mrloki (04/29/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #190 at Watermelon cutting ** there are somethings you aren't getting about this dolphins!
FIRST : >>>> http://i.imgur.com/BDNjX.jpg <<<< (kind of animal **** in there) Look at that ... say what you want I do get those guys.
Second : Their males suposedly impregnate the tribesman females !! Yeah, you heard me right xD it's a legend that those dolphins pink dolphins ( the botos ) can turn into human form with it's breathing hole on top of his head and goes around having sex and impregnating women while using hats to hide their breathing holes

It's a shame that I don't know any website with that on english ( google it maybe ) but you can get it in portugues or espanish here: pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenda_do_boto

es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boto_%28leyenda%29

Also it's a known fact that some of those dolphins do enjoy having sex with human ( >.> just saying )
#38 to #35 - kingpongthedon (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, already knew about the legend, but didn't feel it was really necessary to the story and I wanted to avoid a wall of text, but I'm glad you brought it up. Though I must say, I've never seen dolphin cooch, so thanks, I guess.
#46 to #35 - vaginismus (04/29/2013) [-]
Why did I copypaste that link...
#53 to #35 - mrloki (04/29/2013) [-]
Hope I don't get any ban for this, but I'll put some links here for more **** animal photos

http://i.imgur.com/oMyW9.jpg

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#168 to #53 - anon (04/29/2014) [-]
Ohh yes. Glad I found this comment section.
User avatar #161 to #53 - foxicon (04/30/2013) [-]
Is...is that Putin?
#43 to #3 - minecraftpvper (04/29/2013) [-]
I wiki'd this and laughed since this is what the picture representing the size of the dolphin was compared to a human. Seconds before the victimizing.
#6 to #3 - heafi (04/29/2013) [-]
Well, you can't just stop after your first dolphin...
Well, you can't just stop after your first dolphin...
User avatar #27 to #6 - deadmice (04/29/2013) [-]
he really goes for it...
#96 - alucord (04/30/2013) [-]
How do they signal?   
How did the Fisherman originally figure that how?   
    
&quot;Yo, 			*****		, cast yo net so we can eat up all dese little fishies &quot;
How do they signal?
How did the Fisherman originally figure that how?

"Yo, ***** , cast yo net so we can eat up all dese little fishies "
#115 to #96 - SrslyWtf (04/30/2013) [-]
LMFAO
User avatar #105 to #96 - stallwallwriter (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't think they actually signal the fishermen, I think it's that the fishermen know to look for when the dolphins are skimming the surface (if I remember the documentary correctly.)
User avatar #119 to #96 - zorororonoa (04/30/2013) [-]
you mean, yo nugga
#146 to #96 - neutrino (04/30/2013) [-]
Let's consider for a moment how the first problem you see with this arrangement is that the humans are not smart enough to catch on the the dolphins' plans.
#117 to #98 - falloutreaper (04/30/2013) [-]
I named it &quot;slice  'n dice&quot;
I named it "slice 'n dice"
#150 to #117 - alucord (04/30/2013) [-]
That was pretty damn clever.
#112 to #98 - fannypackattack (04/30/2013) [-]
Same goes for you, pal.
Same goes for you, pal.
#1 - golbot (04/29/2013) [-]
#132 to #1 - proteinstain (04/30/2013) [-]
Coincidence? I think not
#134 to #132 - golbot (04/30/2013) [-]
The real question is, how long did you wait for the number of likes to reach 42?


the answer is of course...

42
#147 to #132 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Down voting my up vote.
User avatar #12 to #1 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/29/2013) [-]
Too bad
that it should end like this
#87 - tropicalbonerfish (04/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#2 - iamtheblackgoat (04/29/2013) [-]
Soon
Soon
#5 to #2 - mchurtstab (04/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #86 - jellyballs (04/29/2013) [-]
No! Dolphins are not friendly! They are the rapists and murderers of the sea.....
#9 - bamsebjornen (04/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #77 to #9 - odonnell (04/29/2013) [-]
Well looking at comment #3, i'd say they're just getting some revenge.
User avatar #11 to #9 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/29/2013) [-]
Is it weird that I would find that quite flattering?
User avatar #13 to #11 - bamsebjornen (04/29/2013) [-]
yes, yes it is
User avatar #14 to #13 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/29/2013) [-]
Things that aren't even in your species...find you attractive.
Tell me that doesn't boost your ego.
User avatar #17 to #16 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/29/2013) [-]
That's prudish.
#154 - errdayimfjing (04/30/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArsoMcVi5MM

Watch.... NOW!
because I said so.
#94 - magelick (04/30/2013) [-]
I approve of this.
User avatar #97 to #94 - millex (04/30/2013) [-]
I had to watch a movie about this guy in Marine Science class. Movie was called "The Cove".
#99 to #97 - magelick (04/30/2013) [-]
Yup, Ric O'Barry.
I did a **** load of research on the slaughter in middle school, then went on to spread awareness and show the film at local libraries. I even got to go to a lecture by Louie Psihoyos, who caught The Cove's footage- as well as other anti-animal-abuse documentaries.
User avatar #100 to #99 - millex (04/30/2013) [-]
Whoa thats awesome man it was a great movie, even if my teacher skipped over all the good parts for the learning parts.
User avatar #104 to #100 - magelick (04/30/2013) [-]
It was pretty sweet, I saw a lot of tears for these dolphins. Even if they forgot about it with their seafood. I first saw it when I was ten, and I couldn't look at meat the same way since.
I was allowed to play it for the whole school, and go back every year to do lectures and "informative movie days". I always feel kind of kick-ass after.
#107 to #104 - millex (04/30/2013) [-]
I felt so feely when i watched.
#110 to #107 - magelick (04/30/2013) [-]
Unless there was something they we're telling us
Unless there was something they we're telling us
#111 to #110 - millex (04/30/2013) [-]
Or weren't...
#116 to #111 - magelick (04/30/2013) [-]
Dear Cthulhu.. they were trying to protect us..
#118 to #116 - millex (04/30/2013) [-]
I have no related content so have this.
User avatar #108 to #107 - thehornedking (04/30/2013) [-]
I felt like seafood.
#42 - europe (04/29/2013) [-]
It's probably just as legit as any other fb post

oh hey a girl is bald, she must have cancer

oh hey fishermen and a dolphin, they must be working together
User avatar #83 to #42 - Nightelfbane (04/29/2013) [-]
when i levelled up i would always go through the same zones
this was precata
no matter what race i was
go through the starting zone, then haul ass over to the barrens
then thousand needles, then tanaris, then ungoro crater, then silithus
#84 to #83 - europe (04/29/2013) [-]
Ah well, nice chatting with you, but it's 1:16AM here, I need to go to sleep.
User avatar #85 to #84 - Nightelfbane (04/29/2013) [-]
good night sweet prince
#103 to #42 - stallwallwriter (04/30/2013) [-]
Actually, I saw something about this on a nature series voiced by David Attenborough (it was either Planet Earth or a series about oceans, I can't recall.) It works well for the dolphins, because when the fishermen cast their nets it throws the schools of fish into confusion, helping the dolphins to pick them off.    
I don't think it's accurate to say they &quot;signal&quot; the fishermen, though - it's more that the fishermen know to look for when the dolphins are skimming the water just below the surface.
Actually, I saw something about this on a nature series voiced by David Attenborough (it was either Planet Earth or a series about oceans, I can't recall.) It works well for the dolphins, because when the fishermen cast their nets it throws the schools of fish into confusion, helping the dolphins to pick them off.
I don't think it's accurate to say they "signal" the fishermen, though - it's more that the fishermen know to look for when the dolphins are skimming the water just below the surface.
User avatar #143 to #42 - multiskin (04/30/2013) [-]
bro, I live less than 300km from Laguna, I've seen these ******* working.
They do that because they like human company (and the fishermen always do that on the same time everyday, it's kinda a training)
User avatar #48 to #42 - lolfire (04/29/2013) [-]
Animals work with humans in loads of ways...
Get some Attenborough into your mind, bitch.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gX0bJsFNcw
User avatar #50 to #48 - europe (04/29/2013) [-]
I never said that humans and animals never work together, "bitch". It's just that there's no proof whatsoever that this post is in fact legitimate.
User avatar #51 to #50 - lolfire (04/29/2013) [-]
Less than 3 seconds of googling.

http://news.discovery.com/animals/whales-dolphins/helpful-dolphins-120502.htm
User avatar #59 to #42 - Nightelfbane (04/29/2013) [-]
ive missed you europe
#62 to #61 - Nightelfbane (04/29/2013) [-]
But I like to roll
User avatar #64 to #63 - Nightelfbane (04/29/2013) [-]
**Nightelfbane rolls 8,964**
User avatar #65 to #64 - europe (04/29/2013) [-]
Called the cops.
#160 - ishotthedeputy (04/30/2013) [-]
They don't know about the dark side of dolphins...
User avatar #145 - thefortysecond (04/30/2013) [-]
no one else notices the ******* tiger in the background

no one?
#149 to #145 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
oh, I'm afraid CATS ARE COMMON SPECIES. THATS NOT A FLIPPIN TIGER
User avatar #151 to #149 - thefortysecond (04/30/2013) [-]
do you have any depth perception
that "cat" is far away *******
you can clearly see that it is large
#162 to #151 - chefinho (04/30/2013) [-]
do you really think there are tigers in brasil?
#142 - misscrazymuch (04/30/2013) [-]
You know that female dolphins could break your dick if she clamped it tight enough?   
The male dolphin's ejaculation is strong to rip up person's insides.    
That is 			*************		 scary. Imagine getting to a threesome with a girl and a dude dolphin
You know that female dolphins could break your dick if she clamped it tight enough?
The male dolphin's ejaculation is strong to rip up person's insides.
That is ************* scary. Imagine getting to a threesome with a girl and a dude dolphin
User avatar #152 to #142 - chaotixx (04/30/2013) [-]
Although I agree with the point you made. I mainly thumbed you up for the gif of Alex Mercer
#148 to #142 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Any animal can break your dick if they clamped hard enough. Remember that the next time you get a bj or let your dog smell your crotch
#125 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't care. I will never get near a god damn dolphin.
Don't wanna get raped by these ******* .
User avatar #18 - nightmaren (04/29/2013) [-]
Why can't we just officially classify Dolphins a sapient species already?
User avatar #163 - spoogle (04/30/2013) [-]
There's like...a puma in the background
#139 - lostdagame (04/30/2013) [-]
Or maybe they're trying to rid the ocean of all fish...
User avatar #102 - jellybob (04/30/2013) [-]
Brazillains fish? I thought all they did was sit online and poison the communities of various F2P MMORPGs and MMOABs
User avatar #122 to #102 - flipkore (04/30/2013) [-]
Don't forget asking various music artists/groups to come to brazil.
#138 - azinfoo (04/30/2013) [-]
It appears the dolphins have reached same plain of intelligence that humans are on.

They're incredibly smart and collaborative yet they find ways to recklessly destroy their own ecosystems.
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