Smart friendly creatures. Found of fb. Not funny but thought it was cool.. fishermen then. sig_ the . t, throw their ".- Ital, nets. The dolphins feed on the "e
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Smart friendly creatures

Found of fb. Not funny but thought it was cool.

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Submitted: 04/29/2013
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#3 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (04/29/2013) [+] (20 replies)
While we're on Brazilian dolphins, this is the Amazon river dolphin. As you may have noticed, it's a pretty sexy dolphin. You're probably thinking "Hey, I'd like to put my dick in that dolphin". Well guess what? Amazonian tribesmen have already beat you to the punch. Turns out that in cases of legitimate dolphin rape, the dolphin actually does have ways of shutting it down. And by that I mean it clamps down so tight you can't get your dick out as long as it's alive. So basically, the horny tribesmen have since learned that if you're going to **** the dolphin, you're going to have to kill it too. Now, you'd think that this would have been like a one time thing, but no, it's so ingrained in certain tribes that the Amazon river dolphin is a protected species.

TLDR: This dolphin is going extinct because people literally **** it too much.
#1 - golbot (04/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#2 - iamtheblackgoat (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Soon
Soon
#96 - alucord (04/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
How do they signal?   
How did the Fisherman originally figure that how?   
    
"Yo, 						*****					, cast yo net so we can eat up all dese little fishies "
How do they signal?
How did the Fisherman originally figure that how?

"Yo, ***** , cast yo net so we can eat up all dese little fishies "
#87 - tropicalbonerfish (04/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Yes.
Let's make all wildlife dependent on us, so that when we are short on food, and can't feed them...they will starve.
#21 to #10 - destaice (04/29/2013) [-]
You retarded cum snobbling piece of 						****					.   
   
The dolphins WERE NOT TRAINED to do this. They are helping the fisherman out of free will.   
   
Dolphins are an intelligent species, and even without the fisherman they would be able to feed themselves.
You retarded cum snobbling piece of **** .

The dolphins WERE NOT TRAINED to do this. They are helping the fisherman out of free will.

Dolphins are an intelligent species, and even without the fisherman they would be able to feed themselves.
#9 - bamsebjornen (04/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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#42 - europe (04/29/2013) [+] (28 replies)
It's probably just as legit as any other fb post

oh hey a girl is bald, she must have cancer

oh hey fishermen and a dolphin, they must be working together
User avatar #86 - jellyballs (04/29/2013) [-]
No! Dolphins are not friendly! They are the rapists and murderers of the sea.....
#155 - jacklane (04/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#156 to #155 - happygrowman (04/30/2013) [-]
"dolphin rape cave"
#154 - errdayimfjing (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArsoMcVi5MM

Watch.... NOW!
because I said so.
#128 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Anybody see Mermaids: the Body Found on discovery channel? So anyway it turns out that mermaids taught the dolphins to fish like that, so now they fish with humans because they already learned the skill.
#129 to #128 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/30/2013) [-]
P.S it is a mockumentary
#94 - magelick (04/30/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I approve of this.
#160 - ishotthedeputy (04/30/2013) [-]
They don't know about the dark side of dolphins...
User avatar #145 - thefortysecond (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
no one else notices the ******* tiger in the background

no one?
#142 - misscrazymuch (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You know that female dolphins could break your dick if she clamped it tight enough?   
The male dolphin's ejaculation is strong to rip up person's insides.    
That is 						*************					 scary. Imagine getting to a threesome with a girl and a dude dolphin
You know that female dolphins could break your dick if she clamped it tight enough?
The male dolphin's ejaculation is strong to rip up person's insides.
That is ************* scary. Imagine getting to a threesome with a girl and a dude dolphin
#135 - Fuzzymarsupial ONLINE (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#125 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/30/2013) [-]
I don't care. I will never get near a god damn dolphin.
Don't wanna get raped by these ******* .
User avatar #54 - rabaneristo (04/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The first time I licked my GF's pussy was in this town. Good times...
User avatar #18 - nightmaren (04/29/2013) [-]
Why can't we just officially classify Dolphins a sapient species already?
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