Title. .. Personally, I don't feel like having sex yet until I find the right person. And think about it... If she hasn't had sex yet either, then it will be the best sex
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#3 - littleirish (04/29/2013) [+] (54 replies)
Personally, I don't feel like having sex yet until I find the right person.
And think about it... If she hasn't had sex yet either, then it will be the best sex of our lives.
#56 - Yojimbo (04/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"Much like Meowth evolves into the majestic Persian, I too have evolved past the need for such a slovenly and uncouth thing as sex. As a mature adult, I can browse Funnyjunk and guffaw at these hormonal casuals as they lust after such a primal thing as sex. After all, in the end we are all just piles of dust, and whether or not we did or didn't have sex, or did or didn't cry into a pillow days on end out of loneliness, won't even matter. If my fashion sense in trilby's (which I will insist are fedoras) happens to catch the eye of a potential mate, so be it. If not, I am perfectly at ease with living out the rest of my days as a content bachelor."
#69 - anonymoose (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I remember I used to think say. Then I got laid and realised I was just fooling myself.
#72 to #69 - anonymoose (04/29/2013) [-]
"I remember I used to think say"
"used to think say""

#2 - iamtheblackgoat (04/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Meanwhile at saiyajinwarrior's fortress...
#122 - unncommon (04/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
1. Sex is over rated
2. The first time a fork gives you head...be prepared for some teeth...
3. The first couple hand jobs she gives...suck.

BJ's suck heuheuheu
#23 - rockerrocksixty (04/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
i care, i've just given up.
User avatar #97 - travismackie (04/29/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Well, I'm outnumbered. I really truly am the only human being on earth who doesn't care about sex. Age 19, never had it, probably never will. Oh well. Thumbs, I'm ready for ya.
#215 - juicyjuice (04/30/2013) [-]
All he knows is breathing and fine dining
All he knows is breathing and fine dining
#81 - chancevance (04/29/2013) [+] (8 replies)
People giving away sex easily makes it far less than worth it in my opinion. I want to have to work and feel I earned it when I finally get it.

In the words of Eddie Murphy... "If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now."
User avatar #16 - iliekbats (04/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
masturbation = instant gratification without the hassle of either finding a girl you'd want to date or ******* someone you despise or don't care about, which brings even more problems.

so, until I find THAT girl, sex is the least of my worries
User avatar #236 - vissova (04/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
To be honest, I don't feel that sex is really an important thing. I'm sure it's the most amazing experience in the world, but there's more to life than that. I'm fine using my right hand whenever I get urges. :I
User avatar #45 - expectation (04/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
some of us are not hormonal pre-teens looking to lose the v-card.
#218 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
I'd rather not go out and **** some random chick, I'd prefer it to be with someone special. That could take a while, hell, it might never happen.

But I really don't care that much. I've enough problems and worries, I'm not putting more onto it.
#115 - dipshitz (04/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Implying being a virgin is a bad thing
Implying being a virgin is a bad thing

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#75 to #73 - anonymoose (04/29/2013) [-]
We're talking about with another person, not your hand.
User avatar #130 - benjaminbutton (04/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sex has its merits. It can be fun, but I do feel it gets a little too much attention. I think we blow it up so much, but really all the fun lies on the female side. They get multiple orgasms, and I being the guy have had to work and keep my mind distracted from blowing a load too quickly. Call me lazy, but it's a bit too much work sometimes, and often I just like jerkin it. I get to go at my own pace, and it feels more satisfying.

For you virgins out their, please don't let the internet and porn get to you. It ruins the actual experience, or at least did for me. Sex is good, I just don't think it's the greatest thing every to have existed ever, or you may be disappointed. Also to note, for those of you guys waiting for the special moment. Don't. Get some practice in with some chicks, so when you do find a girl you like, you can truly make it a gratifying experience for her. Sex isn't sacred, it's ******* sex. It's like anything else. You can choose to believe that it will be the greatest experience ever, but without some good practice and knowing how to control the urge to cum buckets, it will be real tough making the first time with a girl you like very hard to make it a memorable experience.

Just words of advice from someone who thinks sex is just ok.
User avatar #50 - rhiaanor ONLINE (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Man don't you love 13-17 year olds that dont think about anything other than sex?
#179 - saiyajinwarrior (04/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Wow, this is the second time someone has found that ol' comment of mine and posted this.

Am I famous yet?
#125 - thisotherdude (04/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Yup, it is impossible... Unfortunately I'm never gonna get any so right now the only thing keeping me alive is the small hope that in 12 years I might become a wizard.
#42 - kingbulbasaur (04/29/2013) [-]
"I don't really care about getting laid or not."
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