Title. .. Personally, I don't feel like having sex yet until I find the right person. And think about it... If she hasn't had sex yet either, then it will be the best sex Title Personally I don't feel like having sex yet until find the right person And think about it If she hasn't had either then will be best
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - littleirish
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Personally, I don't feel like having sex yet until I find the right person.
And think about it... If she hasn't had sex yet either, then it will be the best sex of our lives.
#113 to #3 - anon id: 816ac61b
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from my experience don't wait for the perfect, she will come around some time and at that time you might be anywhere between 20 to 60 after that loves dead. But sex is meaningless as most people say in the comment. just find a girl you are comfortable with and date her a smal time, then **** her brains out kill her and bury her body somewhere og **** her again and then do it. it also makes a great story when people ask you about your first time you can say i ****** her to death.
#120 to #3 - robotgoose
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Indeed.
#123 to #3 - anon id: 23b86a33
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lost my virginity recently to another virgin.
Sex was bad, but it was a funny experience.
I don't think a non-vigin would be as amused by my penis constantly falling out.
#202 to #3 - anon id: b65a46de
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actually, if you've both never had sex. you're both likely to **** like a board until you know what you're doing
#62 to #3 - buzzlightmonth
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best sex of your life "so far"
#256 to #3 - puapet
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been there done that, it will be the first sex of your life, nothing more... once you learn how to do it right you have a ******* good time... you just HOPE it will be the best sex of your life cause thats the only thing worth holding onto it for so damn long; either that or you have to face the fact that no one wants to **** you
#321 to #256 - anon id: 741b539a
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You must be so gangster.
User avatar #38 to #3 - cakefaceify
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First time was with my then gf of five months, we were seventeen and went on to date for two years. I have had another time since, with a girl I had only known for a month, and I can say for sure that while the second girl was more experienced and such, the first time was still better because it meant more.
Good for you for being okay with waiting, it pays off.


Just don't wait too long
#79 to #38 - anon id: ad6969b2
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Maybe he wants to be a wizard!
User avatar #78 to #3 - jajathezombie
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If she's a virgin, she's gonna bleed on your dick. Just thought you should be prepared for that.
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User avatar #83 to #78 - lmOldGreg
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Not necessarily. I doubt there's a girl alive that would try sex before trying penetrative masturbation.
#159 to #3 - holmesc
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PEOPLE WITH BRAINS ON FJ???   
   
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
PEOPLE WITH BRAINS ON FJ???

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
User avatar #52 to #3 - rhiaanor
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ha, ha, oh dear you are a virgin. No, your first time is never your best time, dont believe that for a second.
User avatar #57 to #3 - gingershavetrolls
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Lol everyone thinks like that until they actually have sex and then they realise that boning anything that looks good is just fine.
User avatar #61 to #3 - lmOldGreg
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These are just things you tell youself so your ego justifies you being a virgin.

I kno dat pheel
User avatar #98 to #3 - seventh
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Dude no... The first sex between two virgins is almost always bad.

She's gonna complain about the pain and the bleeding and she's not gonna be comfortable being naked with you at first...

It's not pleasant.
#310 to #98 - creosote
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Oh God, I always forget about the bleeding. **** that! I hate blood almost as much as I hate needles!
Oh God, I always forget about the bleeding. **** that! I hate blood almost as much as I hate needles!
#107 to #3 - cumon
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>i am also irish
> me now at fifteen
>go to cinema with friend who i have been mad about scene i first met her
>at cinema stare at each other intently
>get closer and closer to each other
>start going at it like animals
>whispers in my ear "i want you inside of me"
> Mayer boner
> after cinema tell me that she has liked me aswell ever since we met and she want to have sex next week
> next week cinema again,back to my house
>have sex (i couldn't find to condom so we had todo anal first, and i found it half way though)
>after says that is was "awkward" (i didn't find anything wrong )
>still are going out after it
>start to think that i love her
>two weeks later texts me saying its over and wouldn't tell me why
> absolutely heart broken
>a week later see that she going with someone else and already had sex (she has had sex with one other person before me and did anal with him aswell)
>brakes uo with him and goes out and has sex with a number of other guys
> me wishing i had never had sex with her in the first place..
#90 to #3 - anon id: 4315f1c2
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Unless she lied to you...
User avatar #291 to #3 - puut
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Agreed.
#273 to #3 - allusernamesaregay
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#247 to #3 - axeaddonis
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Someone with the same mentality as me on the internet?   
   
Is this real life?
Someone with the same mentality as me on the internet?

Is this real life?
#155 to #3 - MrShaggy
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No, that's complete ********.

I was a virgin & lost it to a virgin, my friend, who at that time wasn't a virgin, told me not to do it. I didn't listen, worst idea ever.

Popped her Cherry, couldn't really get it in her the first not so few times, she couldn't take it because she was a virgin, no orgasms were had.
#267 to #3 - anon id: 8e6d0863
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if you really feel that way then it's great, but i feel like a ton of people tell themselves this when it not really true for them. i mean sex is a basic biological drive. and honestly there comes a point in which waiting around for the "right person" is counter productive. you're never going to find a perfect partner, and even if you did they wouldn't want to be with you because you're not perfect. you only have so much time on this earth. when you're young it doesn't seem that way but it goes faster than you might think. find someone you like, accept their flaws and **** them. if they are a good friend and a good roommate marry them. but don't sit around waiting or look but only accept the perfect person.
#5 to #3 - creosote
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Until she cheats on you. Just kidding! I'm actually of the same mind as you. Sex with a random person just sounds meaningless to me.
Until she cheats on you. Just kidding! I'm actually of the same mind as you. Sex with a random person just sounds meaningless to me.
#40 to #5 - schrodngrscat
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That's a very woody statement
#41 to #40 - creosote
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Sounded a bit tinny to me, personally. "Cheats" "until" dreadfully tinny words.
Sounded a bit tinny to me, personally. "Cheats" "until" dreadfully tinny words.
User avatar #11 to #5 - atilia
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Some times random sex is just fun. I don't think sex and love need to be reliant on one another. That being said, I do still think fidelity is important in a relationship.
#27 to #11 - anon id: 42e502c6
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Let him have his beliefs man.
User avatar #163 to #27 - greenstrongworld
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Let him have his beliefs man.
User avatar #6 to #5 - novagodx
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only sex I have had, has been with girls I dated for months... so not often but it does happen
#7 to #6 - creosote
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I have done neither of those things, except in dreams and fantasies.
I have done neither of those things, except in dreams and fantasies.
User avatar #8 to #7 - novagodx
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well I well happen soon, I am waiting on my gf now she is out of sate for 4 more months soooo its hard man......
#9 to #8 - creosote
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RUN TO HER!
RUN TO HER!
User avatar #10 to #9 - novagodx
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I WISH
#249 to #5 - completlylegit
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I made your thumbs even
#252 to #249 - creosote
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I didn't even realize I was so close in thumbs with littleirish until you mentioned it. That's actually kinda cool.
I didn't even realize I was so close in thumbs with littleirish until you mentioned it. That's actually kinda cool.
#257 to #252 - littleirish
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And now you're ahead. xD
#262 to #257 - creosote
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I'm sure you'll be back ahead soon enough. I'm sure we'll be more or less tied by theend of the day though.
#147 to #5 - anon id: 2e018a44
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience.
But as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good.
#167 to #147 - creosote
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#140 to #5 - anon id: 3c92cb25
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It is and then you feel even more alone after that.
#100 to #5 - imadethistofaptwo
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#96 to #5 - anon id: c323d908
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If you found your fantasy women you'd rethink that.
Or man, alien, pony, wolven, vulpine, dragon, etc. I don't have all day to list all the possible fantasies sorry.
User avatar #80 to #5 - jajathezombie
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It can be a lot of fun. That's meaning enough for me. I don't think there's any shame in being a bit promiscuous as long as you're safe about it and there's mutual respect between you and the person you're having sex with. That being said, I do think your first time should be special. Not necessarily "wedding night" special, but "I have some romantic feelings for this person" special.
User avatar #77 to #5 - TheNorwegianSmurf
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Finally someone with other values than just humping
#47 to #5 - anon id: f933c9b5
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Implying sex needs to have meaning
User avatar #46 to #5 - iggyblanco
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I agree, but the one thing I was always worried about was being inexperienced when I did meet the right person. So I had some meaningless sex with some girls, and then when I did meet the right person I knew what I was doing in bed. Our relationship grew from there and now we're married.

But anyway, I do believe there is way too much pressure on people to lose their virginity. Finding someone to have sex with you is hard for most people until they get into their 20s
#36 to #5 - anon id: 1a0bda43
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u guys shouldnt get your hopes up... all bitches probably had atleast 1 guy before you... still its about sending the right signal and meeting the right person :)
#39 to #36 - creosote
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Oh I know. I highly doubt I even know anybody around my age who's still a virgin, but one can't flush away the romanticism until it collapses down around them.
Oh I know. I highly doubt I even know anybody around my age who's still a virgin, but one can't flush away the romanticism until it collapses down around them.
#30 to #5 - anon id: 108da11b
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You'll learn quickly that sex itself is just meaningless.
#56 - Yojimbo
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"Much like Meowth evolves into the majestic Persian, I too have evolved past the need for such a slovenly and uncouth thing as sex. As a mature adult, I can browse Funnyjunk and guffaw at these hormonal casuals as they lust after such a primal thing as sex. After all, in the end we are all just piles of dust, and whether or not we did or didn't have sex, or did or didn't cry into a pillow days on end out of loneliness, won't even matter. If my fashion sense in trilby's (which I will insist are fedoras) happens to catch the eye of a potential mate, so be it. If not, I am perfectly at ease with living out the rest of my days as a content bachelor."
User avatar #200 to #56 - garymotherfingoak
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hes right though. I wouldnt use those ords but he's right.
User avatar #217 to #200 - paintmered
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*words

In case anyone else thinks that he was talking about coordinates.
#60 to #56 - stinks
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thank you for the lol.
#95 to #56 - justthisonepost **User deleted account**
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That was the best thing I have ever read
User avatar #152 to #56 - menqudoneix
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you had me laughing at meowth.

you had me contemplating life for the rest of the text.
#69 - anonymoose
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I remember I used to think say. Then I got laid and realised I was just fooling myself.
#72 to #69 - anonymoose
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"I remember I used to think say"
"used to think say""

**** YOU BRAIN, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?
#2 - iamtheblackgoat
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Meanwhile at saiyajinwarrior's fortress...
User avatar #20 to #2 - whycanticaps
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dual tower setup, nice
User avatar #210 to #2 - saiyajinwarrior
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I'm such a badass.
#122 - unncommon
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1. Sex is over rated
2. The first time a fork gives you head...be prepared for some teeth...
3. The first couple hand jobs she gives...suck.

BJ's suck heuheuheu
User avatar #172 to #122 - AresX
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Thumbed for fork lol


Bj's are awesome actually
User avatar #239 to #172 - unncommon
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They are awesome, but it was a pun c:
#240 to #239 - AresX
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I'm ******* stupid
User avatar #124 to #122 - unncommon
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OMG AUTO CORRECT ON MY PHONE PUT "fork" INSTEAD OF 'girl' AND NOW I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
User avatar #126 to #124 - junkjack
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I loled
User avatar #154 to #124 - SgtBaha
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I was so confused. I just kept reading the sentence over and over like, "What the **** is he saying?"
User avatar #255 to #154 - vycanismajoris
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What the fork is he saying?
#23 - rockerrocksixty
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i care, i've just given up.
User avatar #64 to #23 - zafara
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My religion is against pre marital sex. HOWEVER, it approves of masturbation as long as it prevents premarital sex and adultry, so i'm good all by myself.
User avatar #101 to #64 - rockerrocksixty
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i'm an atheist, i can do whatever i want so long as it's not against the law. it's my failure as a human being that prevents me from getting some.
User avatar #102 to #101 - rockerrocksixty
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...my profile picture might also be a sign.
#157 to #102 - anon id: b1635a6c
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use the force rockerrocksixty, use the force



if you know what i mean
#223 to #64 - anon id: 15477605
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Islam, if i am correct
User avatar #317 to #223 - zafara
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No, I'm Protestant-Episcopalian.
User avatar #97 - travismackie
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Well, I'm outnumbered. I really truly am the only human being on earth who doesn't care about sex. Age 19, never had it, probably never will. Oh well. Thumbs, I'm ready for ya.
User avatar #111 to #97 - Dairycow
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Damn you must be ****** really ugly and looking for an excuse for being a virgin... go out and get laid loser, seriously.
#112 to #111 - excuse
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he hasnt found me yet!
User avatar #103 to #97 - thenumbertwo
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i'm 16 and feel the same way....but i have had it
User avatar #166 to #103 - greenstrongworld
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w0t m8.
User avatar #108 to #97 - jeudyfeo
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Either you're really ugly and dont think you CAN get laid or youre extremely underestimating yourself
User avatar #109 to #108 - travismackie
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No, I just don't like it. Lots of people have told me I'm attractive (I'm really not trying to brag), but it's just something that doesn't seem to bother me.
User avatar #134 to #109 - BillyRyan
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You sound like you're asexual. I am too! If you didn't know about the community, I recommend checking out AVEN. You should definitely be proud of who you are.
User avatar #284 to #134 - RisenLichen
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I'm not asexual and I don't go looking for sex. It would be nice, but I probably won't have sex actually.
User avatar #116 to #109 - pavichokche
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How can you not like it if you haven't done it?
User avatar #110 to #109 - jeudyfeo
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OK imagine masturbating times 100, thats sex specially if youre with someone really attractive and that you like
User avatar #311 to #97 - creosote
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One less person to compete for sex with!
User avatar #104 to #97 - chituat
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I'm like that too.
User avatar #117 to #97 - PhuckingPhreak
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CONFIDENCE! YOU NEED IT
#128 to #97 - sloot
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if it doesn't bother you then don't get sucked in. The majority of one night stands are a result of being a total douche, lying, and saying everything a girl wants to hear. Basically after a successful hookup with some random sloot at a bar you should feel like you don't have soul...
User avatar #281 to #97 - mattimeon
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I'm with you. I don't particular seek sex. Don't get me wrong though, if I can have sex with a nice girl then I will, but until then though, I don't mind being a virgin.
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#215 - juicyjuice
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All he knows is breathing and fine dining
All he knows is breathing and fine dining
#81 - chancevance
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People giving away sex easily makes it far less than worth it in my opinion. I want to have to work and feel I earned it when I finally get it.

In the words of Eddie Murphy... "If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now."
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#85 to #84 - chancevance
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Sluts ain't **** but tricks and hoes. I'm here for the hunt *****.

On the Eddie Murphy thing go watch "Eddie Murphy: Delirious", it's a brilliant comedy routine and he explains what that means.
User avatar #86 to #85 - imlost
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its bitches anit nothing but hoes and tricxs as seen on star wars gangster rap

lol
#87 to #86 - chancevance
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I replaced the Bitches with Sluts because it's more relevant to the conversation, dood.

"Star wars Gangster Rap".... Dood, are you ******* serious? That's Doctor Dre.
User avatar #88 to #87 - imlost
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pls look up star wars gangster rap 2
#89 to #88 - chancevance
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Please register in your brain that Doctor Dre said that in his song "Bitches ain't ****" long before Star Wars ever had a single rap put p on the internet.
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#92 to #81 - chancevance
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Since this idiot below me didn't understand I'll explain the Eddie Murphy quote.

What is something that makes stock plumment? Saturation.
What does saturation mean? Too much of something.

Conclusion: Pussy the stock is now plummeting because sluts are giving it away too easily, saturating the market.
User avatar #16 - iliekbats
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masturbation = instant gratification without the hassle of either finding a girl you'd want to date or ******* someone you despise or don't care about, which brings even more problems.

so, until I find THAT girl, sex is the least of my worries
User avatar #43 to #16 - monkeysniper
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not to mention no risk of STI or pregnancy
#25 to #16 - insanefreak
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You are a magnificent person.
User avatar #82 to #16 - noket
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ah good times.. until you try how good sex is, you have almost no problems in life at all.. i really miss this.. and i seriously mean it..