The way it should be. .. but the leader doesn't drop any loot


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#152 - kernelstack (04/29/2013) [-]
Real life.
#426 to #152 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
suck up = Dwight K Shrute
#35 - anomsssssss (04/29/2013) [-]
but the leader doesn't drop any loot
User avatar #47 to #35 - wersand (04/29/2013) [-]
Except they do drop a lot of loot. To bad the kill always goes to the closest relatives.
User avatar #39 to #35 - sonoobish (04/29/2013) [-]
that was good
#425 to #39 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #423 to #35 - obeyweegee (04/30/2013) [-]
At least the game doesn't end when you defeat the final leader.
User avatar #43 to #35 - reican (04/29/2013) [-]
no, the leader bring you to the boss and share the loot with you even if you hardly did anything
#206 to #43 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

User avatar #389 to #276 - swalshy (04/29/2013) [-]
Can I borrow this?:)

User avatar #408 to #389 - dafuckisthisshit (04/29/2013) [-]
of course
User avatar #79 - sirfisticuffs (04/29/2013) [-]
Boss:"Work harder"!
Leader: "Work harder"!
Employee: " ******* cunts".
#264 to #79 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah but with a leader you're doing less work, because he's pulling his weight, and he's pushing the hardest
#107 - dwarfman (04/29/2013) [-]
/sigh this is not commetary on socialism but leadership. An active leader is not a communist ideal but a role any successful venture should strive to have.
User avatar #131 to #107 - tinyer (04/29/2013) [-]
I didn't know what you were talking about until I scrolled down
#212 - mrdrpage (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm gonna rant. Get ready.

I hate people who take smoke breaks at work. It's totally fine if you smoke. That is your decision. However, it shouldn't mean I have to do my job alone because you just HAVE to have your smoke break. You get breaks at work. Smoke then. You shouldn't get 10 extra breaks more than everyone else because you have needs. It's ridiculous.
I worked at a job where me and one other girl were the only two who weren't smokers. I hated when they all decided to go have a ******* smoke break and we had one cashier (the girl) and me stocking the entire ******* store. This happened several times a day.

tl;dr Don't smoke at work unless you are on your scheduled break.
#352 to #212 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Start taking smoking breaks aswell. You don't need to smoke just tell them you're taking a smoking break.
#360 to #212 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
at that point when they all leave for a smoke break go to the bathroom and have her also go to the bathroom and just be like o man i had a big urge to **** trust me it works
User avatar #369 to #212 - meltdownlol (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm a smoker and I do agree but in Aus we have have break called smoko, but even if you dont smoke you get it, its just a quick 10 minute break to get a drink or have a smoke if you do smoke.
User avatar #417 to #212 - lecherouslad (04/30/2013) [-]
I pretend to smoke, It's ******** they get a privilege simply because they've chose to poison themselves.
#216 to #212 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
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#220 to #216 - nephritho (04/29/2013) [-]
What is with anons fail trolling today.
Did someone **** in their coffee?
#300 to #220 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
dammit we've been mortified and confiscated but I need stars and rainbow stickers for the more you know professionalism
User avatar #229 to #220 - zorororonoa (04/29/2013) [-]
that one you covered up is me right?
User avatar #231 to #229 - wedgehead (04/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #225 to #216 - thatotaku (04/29/2013) [-]
Uh, who? YOU, or reiterra. Either way, I have zero ***** to give.
User avatar #240 to #212 - muzzleloader (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm a smoker, but my work is a "tobacco free company" so I'm not allowed to smoke on the property while on the clock; I have absolutely no problem going through the day without having a cigarette, it actually makes the one after my shift pretty relaxing.

So I've never really gotten why smokers were treated so differently. Like my friend who seemed to go every hour at her job. It just seems ridiculous that they're allowed to just walk out because they want a cigarette.
User avatar #218 to #212 - raiterra ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
I know exactly what you mean! What's worse is this douche I work with asks me to do some of his jobs for him because he ran out of time! God it makes me so mad!
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#301 to #212 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm going to pretend I smoke just so I can take multiple breaks a day.
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User avatar #230 to #222 - zorororonoa (04/29/2013) [-]
Lucky you. Not all places do it. But I've worked at a place that does too, and I ******* hate it. I have also worked at a place that does not allow it. Depends on the boss.
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#227 to #212 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
im a smoker and i agree
User avatar #268 to #227 - kangadoo (04/29/2013) [-]
I thumbed you back up, anon. I am a smoker and I AGREE as well. I'm fully aware of how unhealthy it is, but that isn't the point here. The bosses at the job I used to have would turn a blind eye to the 10 extra breaks per shift for the smokers. I had more respect than that. I'm no better than anyone else, but I follow rules. (For the most part) I know that a lot of jobs are **** , but if you are lucky enough to have one, you should be thankful for it. At least that it is how I felt.
User avatar #82 - thegrapeistreturns (04/29/2013) [-]
I used this image for my vision of a good boss for a job saved my ass
#405 to #371 - taye (04/29/2013) [-]
Awesome person you are
Awesome person you are
#197 - retrochris (04/29/2013) [-]
**retrochris rolls 61**
#243 to #197 - koneella (04/29/2013) [-]
**koneella rolls 702** let your lord show the way
#260 to #243 - batwill **User deleted account** (04/29/2013) [-]
**batwill rolls 66** I wish for dubs!
User avatar #396 to #395 - bagofshit (04/29/2013) [-]
So...Someone got a 7?
#289 to #197 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2** here ya go take this
#296 to #198 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 64**
#161 - mudkipfucker (04/29/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#385 to #161 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
now, what shall we put instead of the stone?
#345 to #161 - leeroy ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
made a tiny improvement
User avatar #347 to #345 - mudkipfucker (04/29/2013) [-]
I thought of adding that but I forgot to
User avatar #174 - mrnoodlez (04/29/2013) [-]
"A true leader leads by example, not by force" ~ Sun Tzu
User avatar #181 to #174 - MOFOJOYO (04/29/2013) [-]
"Either we'll succeed, or we won't succeed. And the definition of success as I described is sectarian violence down. Success is not no violence." --George W. Bush
User avatar #182 to #181 - pianoasis (04/29/2013) [-]
what in the literal ****
User avatar #184 to #181 - mrnoodlez (04/29/2013) [-]
lol I miss Bush.
User avatar #187 to #184 - MOFOJOYO (04/29/2013) [-]
Me too, things just aren't as fun with the impending doom of the economy compared to our time with Governor Bush. You know when our currency was just fancifully decorated tinder.
#150 - crazyolitis (04/29/2013) [-]
ITT: people who thinks this is about socialism/communism, despite it actually being about leadership.

User avatar #183 to #150 - pianoasis (04/29/2013) [-]
Why would it be about communism if communism requires a non-leading leader as well?
#195 to #183 - batwill **User deleted account** (04/29/2013) [-]
Why would you lead communists when leaders lead lead jobs but lead with a lead fist?
User avatar #217 to #195 - exclamation (04/29/2013) [-]
I can't make sense of this myself!
User avatar #192 to #183 - crazyolitis (04/29/2013) [-]
If a leader's non-leading it isn't really a leader, is it?
User avatar #193 to #192 - pianoasis (04/29/2013) [-]
Pretty much just a dick who tells everyone what to do.
User avatar #194 to #193 - crazyolitis (04/29/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.
#87 - ghouleyed (04/29/2013) [-]
**ghouleyed rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Rifle cal. ** <- This is the leader which all respects
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User avatar #416 to #362 - dyldoemackinson (04/30/2013) [-]
"Quick, name 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan!"
"Toothpaste, pizza, lamps, Jackie Chan-"

#258 - elcreepo ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Ah the simple yet complex social stature of working class citizens in a first world country.
#50 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
The capitalism/socialism posts here are retarded. The "boss" could easily be viewed as the ruling elite in a socialist society. There is no leader joining the ranks making decisions in socialism. Decisions and orders come from a central planner in a distant capital.

User avatar #51 to #50 - facedodge (04/29/2013) [-]
Well said.
User avatar #135 to #50 - skarre (04/29/2013) [-]
As a North Korean citizen, I'm certain you know what your talking about.
#12 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Leadership: The process of influencing others by providing direction, purpose, and motivation while working to accomplish the mission and improve the organization. A true leader combines a subordinates willingness and ability in order to achieve an individual's maximum potential. Deduc ad id quod melius est.
#265 - patofeliz (04/29/2013) [-]
How it should be
#324 to #265 - azinfoo (04/29/2013) [-]
Dude, I remember when I used to lift faggots.
#384 - BillyRyan (04/29/2013) [-]
Everyone's having intense philosophical discussion, and all I can think about is how the rolling chair would fall off the stone from the momentum of the workers pulling it.
#404 to #384 - WtfStrawberries (04/29/2013) [-]
Not if a guy's sitting it in. Than he's holding it to the desk with his arms when he's sitting in it.
User avatar #406 to #404 - cyric (04/29/2013) [-]
The **** ...?
User avatar #441 to #404 - edzero (05/05/2013) [-]
#358 - fourthusername (04/29/2013) [-]
you definitely would not want wheels on the bottom of your chair in this situation
User avatar #191 - mikepetru (04/29/2013) [-]
Who says the boss forced them? What if he payed them to carry him and they accepted the job offer voluntarily? There's nothing wrong with that. Without this information, your argument is invalid.
#266 to #191 - xheavymetalx (04/29/2013) [-]
The issue with that is... what if there are no other options? The people either pull the weight or starve. I mean, they're still not being TECHNICALLY forced, but it's essensially the only option, correct? That's why I see it as being unfair.
User avatar #283 to #266 - mikepetru (04/29/2013) [-]
Just because your other options aren't easy, this does not mean you have no other options
#280 to #266 - mikepetru (04/29/2013) [-]
If that is truly their only option, then obviously that boss is pretty generous. He values their labor the most out of any other employer. If any other employer were offering them better pay for the work they are doing, do you think they would be working for this boss? If they are working for this boss, then the workers feel that the money earned is worth more than how much time and effort they spent working. Just because you believe you work hard does not mean others should place a higher value on your labor. If you feel your time and effort is worth more than what you are being paid, then quit. However, if no one is willing to pay you what you think you should be paid, then maybe your labor is not worth as much to others as it is to you. You have at least two choices at this point: Create a more realistic personal value of your labor and accept the pay you have earned, or find a new skill and pursue a different career.
User avatar #292 to #280 - snobley (04/29/2013) [-]
It is the difference between Chattel and Wage Slavery.... Being a slave to your wages is very different than being owned by another.
User avatar #310 to #292 - mikepetru (04/29/2013) [-]
People who have a concept of what they want and understand that they must work in order to achieve it are living proof that wage slavery is an illusion. Believers of wage slavery hate the fact that in order to receive gratification, they must give up something of equal value to the person they are receiving gratification from. Believers of wage slavery do not gain satisfaction form the money they earned because they have no concept of what they want, so they blame money for their unhappiness. Believers of wage slavery hate work itself, which is foolish because there is no escaping the universal truth that in order to survive, human beings must work, and not necessarily for another person.
"So long as men live together on earth and need means to deal with one another--their only substitute, if they abandon money, is the muzzle of a gun.” - Ayn Rand
User avatar #437 to #310 - snobley (04/30/2013) [-]
Then Consider the Following: A man cannot have what he wants, IE a full belly and a shelter from the weather without giving up 1/3 of his life or more to a job that coudnt care less about him. If he is unhappy and does not want to go to work, he will starve, conversely, if he is to work his whole life in order to survive, he will be unhappy but alive.
User avatar #312 to #292 - mikepetru (04/29/2013) [-]
Believers of wage slavery are not slaves to their wages, they are slaves to their own unhappiness
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