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#39 - sirawesomedude (04/29/2013) [-]
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#211 to #39 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Holy mother of God this is just pure ******* GOLD! AHAHAHAHAH
User avatar #198 to #39 - bluedwarf (04/29/2013) [-]
This! This is what should be posted on this site, exactly the humor I think is universally funny to all, more or less
#36 - glynnbad (04/29/2013) [-]
<-------- Metal gear box
#20 - felixfj (04/29/2013) [-]
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#55 to #20 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Isn't that a clip from the movie: The Dukes of Hazzard??
User avatar #145 to #55 - davidavidson (04/29/2013) [-]

#179 to #145 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Erm. Yeah. You probably never watched the movie.

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User avatar #182 to #181 - davidavidson (04/29/2013) [-]
Everyone knows that's General Lee you ******* closed in faggot
#190 to #182 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Remove the space

It is from the movie ''Dukes of Hazzard'' you sack of ****
User avatar #192 to #190 - davidavidson (04/29/2013) [-]
You have to be the most retarded ******* anon ever. I keep saying HURRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DUUUURRRRRRRRRRR because It is obvious.

God damn you are an incredible faggot!
User avatar #117 to #62 - thekarmacharger (04/29/2013) [-]
You just helped me realize why Gearbox has Shift codes.....
#118 to #62 - srhkid (04/29/2013) [-]
Is R the race gear?
#144 to #118 - christianthejew (04/29/2013) [-]
No! It obviously stands for 'really fast'. Dumbass
#49 - crazyolitis (04/29/2013) [-]
Who needs cars, when you've got swag a wheelchair?
Who needs cars, when you've got swag a wheelchair?
#23 - ajlyoshi (04/29/2013) [-]
MFW I only have five gears plus reverse
User avatar #108 to #23 - JohnTheRipper (04/29/2013) [-]
upgrade to dat 6 speed for maximum gear-age. i feel your pain. the WRX only has a 5 speed. must get 6 speed STi.
User avatar #54 to #23 - hypnotized (04/29/2013) [-]
i have 7 gears plus reverse.VW scirocco
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#124 to #10 - harleycurnow ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Watch the films. Especially in the newer ones, they could be driving in a straight line and all they do is shift. Why the **** would you shift down in a straight drag? Also, in the fourth film, a car explodes because it has Nitrous oxide on board. That is stupid as **** .
#169 to #124 - lolothundah (04/29/2013) [-]
Maybe they shift down, then up again? just to hear the V-8 roar?

Even if I know how to drive, wouldn't shifting down at high speeds at high gears cause some kind of damage to either the engine or tranny?
User avatar #177 to #169 - mexicanfood (04/29/2013) [-]
Depends on the speed and the gear you are in. With my car you can drive 60mph in second gear but it would be at 8000rpm where if I used 5th gear it would be at 1700rpm
#183 to #177 - lolothundah (04/29/2013) [-]
Well what if you're on 5th doing 60mph then shifting down to 3rd? isn't this called engine braking?
User avatar #185 to #183 - mexicanfood (04/29/2013) [-]
Depending on the type of vehicle, the synchro in the gear box would adjust the rpm appropriately in order to maintain speed at the lower gear.

I own a stick shift and this is called downshifting
#187 to #185 - lolothundah (04/29/2013) [-]
that made me laugh.

Well anywho, its a no brainer why learning a Manual (stick shift) is better than learning an automatic
#180 to #177 - harleycurnow ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Shifting down while at high rpm would make the rpm shoot up so no, it wouldn't do the engine and gearbox much good.
User avatar #17 to #10 - jakefenris (04/29/2013) [-]
When you watch the movie you can hear the sound of the engine, as well as the hundreds of shots of the speedometer going up.
User avatar #126 to #17 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
speed up on the forth, shift down to first or second, let that ****** spin like no tomorrow, quickly shift to fifth before the rotation goes down, enjoy warp drive.

do not do this if you don't have a powerful as all **** engine
#140 to #126 - davidavidson (04/29/2013) [-]
Cool story Mark Twain.

We didn't need a commentary on how to operate a manual -_-
#189 to #126 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

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User avatar #24 to #22 - jakefenris (04/29/2013) [-]
The point wasn't if it was real, the point is they are constantly shifting up beyond the number of gears a car has.
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#42 to #25 - licestr ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
You are not making   
You are not making
User avatar #186 to #42 - technosauce **User deleted account** (04/29/2013) [-]
If you know how to drive a manual you would know that sometimes to accelerate faster you actually shift down so that the engine can accelerate faster when you need to turn or are going up a hill.
#141 - pilotdudeman (04/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #143 to #141 - roundhouse (04/29/2013) [-]
op's gearbox?

i feel so unoriginal for making that joke.. but someone had to.
User avatar #149 to #143 - pilotdudeman (04/29/2013) [-]
it's okay...i know dat feel
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#167 - frankyninefour (04/29/2013) [-]
>be 19
>live in germany
>laugh at muricans cause they dont konw how to drive gearshift
>be at work
>customer gives me car keys so i can drive to the stuff she needs
>go outside the office
>get in the car
>look to my right
>wtf is this?
>see automatic shift thing (dunno the right word for it sry)
>feel completley tard cause i dont know how to drive
User avatar #171 to #167 - sketchE (04/29/2013) [-]
many americans drive manual
#174 to #171 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
many more don't.

is that really the part that offended you?
User avatar #176 to #174 - sketchE (04/29/2013) [-]
who said i was offended? i was just informing him that many americans do prefer manual. while the average american wants something easy for their commuter vehicle, just as many will have it for their fun vehicle.
User avatar #4 - phoenix grinder (04/28/2013) [-]
if the upper one is a normal one why is there a woman operating it
User avatar #139 to #4 - marvel (04/29/2013) [-]
She got lost on her way to the kitchen
#89 to #4 - sleva (04/29/2013) [-]
that doesn't even make sense..
User avatar #9 to #4 - pheonixinstinct (04/29/2013) [-]
yay, she doesnt even have a dick to reach the third petal
User avatar #112 to #9 - pwoneill (04/29/2013) [-]
Why is the Car a flower?
#40 - proclutch (04/29/2013) [-]
American gearbox
American gearbox
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User avatar #65 to #64 - Galandon (04/29/2013) [-]
why do americans get so upset about this, it's a true statement
User avatar #67 to #65 - zaiopeperse (04/29/2013) [-]
What was it?
#77 to #65 - anon (04/29/2013) [-] it isn't. You have no idea how either transmissions work, do you? Do you want to know how easy it is to steal a car with a manual transmission?

1. Gain access to passenger compartment(obvious)

2. Use item to keep clutch pedal depressed

3. Use your external power source and wire it to the starter solenoid

Congrats, you just stole a car with a manual transmission
User avatar #93 to #77 - joshlol (04/29/2013) [-]
I always imagined if I lived in America my car would likely not get stolen since manuals are less common and a lot of you folks don't bother learning to drive stick.

I don't mean any disrespect by that either.
#106 to #93 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
I learned to drive stick when I was eight years old, I drove a semi when I was 16. Yes we "bother" to learn.

So sick of the unfounded superiority attitude on this site

I drove loads in the UK for 3 years when I made the mistake of moving there; the UK is a ******** , deal with it. Everybody was constantly saying "Oh the UK is such a nice place to live." "Oh the people here are friendly and more intellectual"...No, you people in the UK are not, you are just a bunch of arrogant and ignorant ***** . Some of you have the gull to call us Americans ignorant, yet you spout of rhetoric and outright ******** constantly. Living there was the worst mistake of my life, so kindly **** yourself mate.
User avatar #119 to #106 - robertolee ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Damn, sounds like you're one butthurt faggot. Depends where in England you decide to live, if you come to Uni here then you will most likely have a great time, if you're a faggot like this guy then tough **** . Live is rough everywhere, its what you make of your situation that improves the experience, if you're gunna be a whiny bitch then yeah you can get the **** out of England, if you're not a whiny bitch then come here, we could always do with a few better people, god knows this country is full of cunts.
#142 to #119 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Sounds like you're one butthurt faggot, huh, what a phenomenal rebuttal. 2intelligent5me
User avatar #195 to #106 - joshlol (04/29/2013) [-]
I don't even know where to begin with your post.

>"Oh the UK is such a nice place to live."
>"Oh the people here are friendly and more intellectual"

I don't know who's saying this, certainly not me. Once I'm finished with my studies I'm moving over to CA. Also there was no "superiority attitude", it's not my fault if you interpret what I said wrong.
#166 to #93 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Most americans can drive stick. its just that we have the money to spend a few extra thousand for an automatic so we dont have to ******* shift every 30 seconds. **** you and anyone else who thinks driving stick makes you a badass it just makes you lower class.
User avatar #193 to #166 - joshlol (04/29/2013) [-]
>Being retarded

Any driving enthusiast will drive stick. My daily drive is semi auto but track car/weekend car is stick. It's cute that you try to justify the fact that you lack the intellectual capacity to not have the car choose what gear you are in by saying "lol we have more money and you are lower class" though. I can pick up auto's just as cheap as a manual, and would never buy a full auto car anyway.
User avatar #80 to #77 - Galandon (04/29/2013) [-]
i was saying that most americans use automatic, not how easy it is to steal them
#84 to #80 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah I get the joke, however the only people I know that drive autos are middle aged women. In my area a majority of the younger males all drive manuals, kind of like a thing. I drive an auto for my daily driver, however on the weekends I pull out my baby. Only real problems with most automatics is dat dropdown valve... Though, CVT concurs all transmissions
User avatar #86 to #84 - Galandon (04/29/2013) [-]
okay then
#85 to #84 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
However, the only people that I know that can only drive autos*

shhh it is early and I just woke up
#81 to #77 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Meant to reply to #57, my bad
User avatar #148 to #40 - dalobman (04/29/2013) [-]
i drive standard thank you very much
User avatar #162 to #40 - slurpeesurprise (04/29/2013) [-]
I can drive stick, but why would I want to here in California people cut you off and drive like retards all day long.
#170 to #40 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Such an idiot that the kid doesnt even realize this is a european or more specifically a UK gear box. Sounds like the oonly american here is you op since youre such an idiot
#43 to #40 - flyslasher (04/29/2013) [-]
European car.
#45 to #43 - legodude ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
European car.
#47 to #45 - flyslasher (04/29/2013) [-]
Yea. Nice European car. Over generalization is **** , wish the tards of Funny Junk, the whole of Funny Junk, would figure that much out.

User avatar #52 to #47 - legodude ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
#61 to #47 - matakeshi ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #157 to #47 - harrylewish (04/29/2013) [-]
Mercedes-Benz - German
British plates
Germany is in Europe, England, Scotland and Wales are in Europe, I can safely say this is a European car
#68 to #43 - tehlulzbringer (04/29/2013) [-]
lel, american cars
#78 to #68 - mooghens ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah yeah, just laugh all you want at the blowfish...
Yeah yeah, just laugh all you want at the blowfish...
#63 to #43 - flyslasher (04/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #100 to #70 - therealjc (04/29/2013) [-]
HAHA good luck going round a corner
Massive engine displacement and no power to show for it.
"american muscle" Don't make me laugh.
#115 to #100 - chromefile (04/29/2013) [-]
stop embarrassing yourself
User avatar #111 to #100 - tehlulzbringer (04/29/2013) [-]
this is what americans actually drive
User avatar #120 to #63 - legodude ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
When this car was first made it was perfect for it's target customers, you only needed a motorcycle licence to drive it.
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User avatar #168 to #40 - iggyblanco (04/29/2013) [-]
The button is on the right side, it's a gearbox from the UK.
#200 to #40 - wetbproductions (04/29/2013) [-]
&gt;implying we don't also have standard transmission   
&gt;implying that's an american car
>implying we don't also have standard transmission
>implying that's an american car
#103 to #40 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
which America? the one where an automatic transmission is made for people with thumbs instead of pinky fingers or where the drivers side is the right, which isn't here. awesome pic too bad it sucks
#104 to #40 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
that's not an american car jackass. that's from a car where the driver sits on the right bravo
User avatar #57 to #40 - SaNcAlandariel (04/29/2013) [-]
Standard transmission is essentially another layer of theft deterrent here in America.
#136 to #57 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Unless you live in my area where everyone and their dogs can drive one
#153 to #40 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
>Fag says pic is american gearbox
>Fag think's hes being funny
>Fag is showing a non-american automatic
>Doesn't realize the button's on the wrong side to be an American model
>Fag sucks more dick than OP
#199 to #153 - mrdrpage (04/29/2013) [-]
Good job, anon.
#75 to #40 - takers (04/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #194 - alekshm (04/29/2013) [-]
haha i get it, women can't drive
#110 - caelinnis (04/29/2013) [-]
#113 to #110 - thekarmacharger (04/29/2013) [-]
Gearbox (I actually liked aliens it was a decent game it just was not mind blowing or as good as they put it up to be. What I would think happened is what I like to call a Mother/son situation, The son creates something and the mom (IGN/N4G/Gamespot) Say its great and amazing , In turn the son projects his work as the best thing ever. *End rant)

#37 - chuckbillrow (04/29/2013) [-]
franchise ruining gearbox
User avatar #92 to #37 - goodguygary (04/29/2013) [-]
>buying gearbox games other than borderlands
> incomprehensible rage
User avatar #95 to #37 - primerpower (04/29/2013) [-]
half life: opposing force?
#135 to #95 - freddyhead (04/29/2013) [-]
always loved opposing force
User avatar #219 to #135 - primerpower (04/29/2013) [-]
i just loved those early halflife games. turn on god mode and run through as fast as i can, or turn no clip on and do the same thing
User avatar #51 to #37 - retardedboss (04/29/2013) [-]
They gave me borderlands. For that, I will forgive them of anything.
#208 to #51 - greatgatsby (04/29/2013) [-]
and Aliens CM was barely their fault, the production was headed by one or two people and Gearbox just did all of the work based off what those guys wanted.

Duke Nukem was a doomed game from it's first cancellation

User avatar #12 - therealslim (04/29/2013) [-]
You know they could be down shifting
#163 - racrox (04/29/2013) [-]
Only Gearbox I need.
Only Gearbox I need.
User avatar #191 to #163 - masterspectre (04/29/2013) [-]
Man that thing was so bad ass.
#44 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
"Wouldn't it be smarter to just make it 10 and let the last one be a little faster?"

"...This one goes to 11."
#73 - owmowmow (04/29/2013) [-]
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#26 - pappathethird (04/29/2013) [-]
Why is that woman hover-handing the gearstick?
#146 to #26 - christianthejew (04/29/2013) [-]
last years meeting didn't go so well so they decided to just make a website for women drivers. It kept crashing.
#60 to #26 - dangosevenonethree (04/29/2013) [-]
I would just assume she's trying to become a jedi.
I would just assume she's trying to become a jedi.
#28 to #26 - jiltist ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Gearshift is phallic. She is androphobic. Feminist. Yada-radda. Math.
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