It's okay. .. this liberal douchery. Reindeer are the scum of the earth. No, you can't get married, the veil would never work with your antlers and your hooves would damage t It's okay this liberal douchery Reindeer are the scum of earth No you can't get married veil would never work with your antlers and hooves damage t
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#18 - rodneyabc
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**** this liberal douchery.

Reindeer are the scum of the earth. No, you can't get married, the veil would never work with your antlers and your hooves would damage the church tiling. Go back to Finland.
User avatar #29 to #18 - chuckbillrow
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you are just jealous cause they wont let you join in any reindeer games
#31 to #29 - rodneyabc
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Go ahead, call me a reicist. See if I care.

I'm just saying what everyones thinking.

The Grinch did nothing wrong.
User avatar #33 to #31 - chuckbillrow
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all the all the whos down in whoville would disagree but they forgave him and let him cut the roastbeast and i will forgive you as well
#35 to #18 - pappathethird
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Why are you ******* thumbing this ************ up? Reindeers deserve equal rights! We have fought long and hard, bringing gifts to you lazy asses since forever, and we can't even get married?
Why are you ******* thumbing this ************ up? Reindeers deserve equal rights! We have fought long and hard, bringing gifts to you lazy asses since forever, and we can't even get married?
#36 to #35 - rodneyabc
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Oh **** off, just because my great great grandfather kept your great great grand father as a sleighve you're entitled to a hand out?

I'm not going to apologize for **** that happened on a beautiful silent snowy night 200 years ago.
User avatar #37 to #36 - pappathethird
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Well **** you too! Reindeers have been treated bad ever since that snowy night you're talking about. I can't even walk down the street at night without getting suspicious looks from everyone. I'm not gonna mug you, just because I'm a reindeer! I know there has been som cases of reindeer mugging, but that's nothing compared to what santa does to those poor reindeer in the north pole!
#39 to #37 - rodneyabc
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Oh so it's all santas fault for what happens when reindeer get drunk and strut around the club with their presents just hanging out of their pockets for everyone to see.

They were asking to be wrapped.
User avatar #40 to #39 - pappathethird
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Well, you're the ones who started the whole 'dick-in-a-box thing'. Sure you get angry when we copy your culture, but no-one says anything when all the human kids run around wearing fake red glowing noses at christmas!
#41 to #40 - rodneyabc
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You want to talk about Christmass!?

You stole the meaning of Christmass away from jesus.

Put up a rudolph statue and some flashing lights and it's traditional.

Light up a giant cross while you and your friends dance around dressed as the holy ghost and it's suddenly racist.

Double standards much?
#42 to #41 - pappathethird
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You want to talk Rudolph?

Rudolph is a saint who has just as much to do with christmas as your phony Jesus, who probably isn't even real.

Rudolph however SAVED christmas, just so you could celebrate some hippie's birthday!
#48 to #35 - ironstrike
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You're dethroning the virtues that us regular deer are trying to conceive into the minds of our children via marriage.

Go be a red-nose somewhere else douchehoof.
#38 - Chitzu
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I had a dream today where god told me something along the lines of:

"I can't come down from heaven, because then I would not be in heaven. Heaven needs me and I need heaven. Only there can I keep an eye on all the world."

And I'm an atheist.
#45 to #38 - ironstrike
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I'm no dream expert, but that probably just means that you're not 100% on if there is or isn't a god.

I'm not a catholic or cristian, or religious at all but I kind of have a mixture of beliefs. You could be part atheist and believe in a god if you want to. I know that's what I do.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=55h1FO8V_3w
User avatar #51 to #45 - sparkyoneonetwo
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pretty sure that's called agnostic or something like that
User avatar #114 to #51 - goldenleaf
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Close, agnostic is when you neither deny or accept the idea of God.
User avatar #239 to #114 - sparkyoneonetwo
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isn't that pretty much what he is doing though??
User avatar #244 to #239 - goldenleaf
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Well kind of, he's saying he kinda doesn't and he kinda does, agnostic is being completely neutral.
User avatar #245 to #244 - sparkyoneonetwo
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but how can you do both believe and not believe at the same time??
User avatar #246 to #245 - goldenleaf
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Well it's neutral.


I just think that there's no way to be sure, and it's pointless to argue, so I don't deny it or accept it. I just think that it could or couldn't be. just.. in the middle.



I'm not sure how else to explain it, lol
User avatar #247 to #246 - sparkyoneonetwo
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that was my point, you said he is kinda agnostic yet you just said almost the same thing he did
User avatar #248 to #247 - goldenleaf
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Oh



Sorry
#146 to #45 - anon id: a74d6443
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> part athiest
> believe in god

thats not possible
#249 to #146 - anon id: 85d68824
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Part of atheism is believing in reincarnation, so it is possible. (I.E believing in reincarnation, while also believing in a god).

He even stated *PART* atheism. Who are you to say what part of Atheism he can\cannot believe in.

Anons like you make us all look bad.
#182 to #38 - shamoosh
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I thought god could do anything? Guess not.
#47 to #38 - ironstrike
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IT'S SKY-CAKE ************.
#120 to #38 - iamchicken
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I always thought god was busy making other species or monitoring them making sure they don't get out of line and destroy humanity.... I'm an odd person.
#49 to #38 - Deanoss
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duuuude... you just blew my ****** mind
duuuude... you just blew my ****** mind
User avatar #75 to #38 - toncheky
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I had a dream that I had sex.

And I'm a gamer.
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User avatar #28 to #11 - huszti
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respect people no matter what they believe in, what they are or how they look. people like you are the reason why there's so much hate in this world.
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User avatar #32 to #30 - huszti
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exceptions prove the rule.
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User avatar #44 to #3 - cadencee
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I agree, but you will get nothing but redthumbs if you express this to anyone other than other athiests. Remember that only about 5% of the population are atheists lol.
#63 to #44 - anon id: 7fe84f61
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Here in the middle of Europe we will soon pass the mark of over 50% being non-believers or don't follow any church or other religous groups.
User avatar #55 to #44 - spearmint
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I dont know what country you live in but its been shown that worldwide people of no religious affiliation are the third largest group behind Christianity and Islam

Yes no affiliation =/= atheism but its still very telling
#5 to #3 - johnnygat
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#46 - venomthc
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY be really nice people...
User avatar #17 - gammajk
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Believing that a magical rabbit visits you each easter and leaves you chocolate eggs is OK
Insulting people who don't believe that is not OK

Being crazy isn't justified by being "tolerant".
#26 to #17 - anon id: 7a331069
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Quit being a whinny cunt.
#24 to #17 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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Wow..... you are a massive twat, it's a joke about reindeer.


User avatar #71 - shaddz
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We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
Richard Dawkins
#85 to #71 - icefried
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"...atheists about most gods.."
Atheism means you hold no belief that deities exist, not specific goddamn deities. You can't be an atheist of something like Greek mythology but believe in something like Christianity because being a ******* atheist means you don't believe in ANY gods.
Richard Dawkins is a ******* twat, i have no idea why people listen to that moron.
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User avatar #170 to #85 - stonedapples
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Right, you don't understand the idea of using words in a less literal sense in order to make a point, but he's the idiot.
User avatar #185 to #170 - icefried
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I know he wasn't using them literally, i know he was trying to say "because no one believes in past religions that means the current ones are totally ********!", except.. it doesn't and he's as much of a close-minded ******** than zealous theists. A proper idol for insecure atheists to stroke their ego and calm their dissonance that perhaps, just maybe this isn't all there is or that they may have it wrong or whatever.
User avatar #195 to #185 - stonedapples
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I really don't take it as meaning that at all, I take it as meaning "We aren't that different, so why the **** are we blowing each other up over something so trivial". Less of a **** you to god and more of a **** you to people who too big of a deal out of personal beliefs, regardless of which side they are on.
User avatar #199 to #195 - icefried
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That is a bit more reasonable, if somewhat blissfuly ignorant of human nature and the need to blow **** up. If and when the whole of humanity has converted to atheism there will be no shortage of violence, death and war and it will never stop.
And Dawkins is the one who is making a big deal out of personal beliefs.
User avatar #203 to #199 - stonedapples
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Well of course we're gonna blow each other up, but we need to find a better reason than religion, like needed resources or someone trying to start **** on the playground.
#81 to #71 - anon id: 89c7824b
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I have never heard anything so stupid. That is not what it means to be atheist and you should be ashamed of yourself for quoting something like that.
User avatar #142 to #81 - Snookbone
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In other news, Richard Dawkins has just been named the world's top thinker in a poll by Prospect magazine, beating four nobel prize winners.

I think what he said there was quite clever.
#92 to #81 - smokerocks
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You really don't understand the quote do you? Let me put it in simpler terms for you. Let's say there's 1000 different religions and gods in the world. Christians dismiss the existance of 999 of those gods. Atheists go one god further and dismiss the existance of 1000 gods.

If you don't get it now, just stop posting.
#109 to #92 - anon id: 89c7824b
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being an atheist means you dismiss all religions, not just specific ones. Otherwise the word would be entirely pointless. You should stop posting because your quote is tries to sound good while being stupid.
User avatar #110 to #109 - smokerocks
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>your quote is tries to sound good

I don't think I even need much of a rebuttal. You really are that stupid.
#64 - thebitcher
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Is it okay to be homophobic, misogynistic and racist with no reasonable cause, then?
User avatar #128 to #64 - garaichu
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Well... I mean... I guess that's ONE way to look at it...
Another way to look at it is: "Using religion to further your misogynistic etc. agendas is wrong, just like any other reason to be misogynistic etc."
#266 to #128 - thebitcher
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ahahaha, aw ****, i couldn't even begin to imagine the ********* the internet would be going through regarding those topics today.
ahahaha, aw ****, i couldn't even begin to imagine the ********* the internet would be going through regarding those topics today.
User avatar #267 to #266 - garaichu
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Goddamn son this must the latest reply I've ever gotten.

And yeah, holy ****, way to see what the future brings, huh?
#268 to #267 - thebitcher
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aye
aye
#154 - allseriousness
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I especially like this post. I'm a Christian. God calls us to love all.   
   
   
   
Its not my damn job to judge someone.   
   
   
(And I'm glad its not)
I especially like this post. I'm a Christian. God calls us to love all.



Its not my damn job to judge someone.


(And I'm glad its not)
User avatar #164 to #154 - vrthbvyfa
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Never heard god say that.
User avatar #176 to #164 - nevrit
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Maybe, maybe not, but Jesus did. Let the guy make is point and stop trying to start a debate.
#178 to #176 - vrthbvyfa
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Never heard jesus say that either...
Never heard jesus say that either...
User avatar #180 to #178 - nevrit
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Yea, but by reading your posts you are biased against religion so I doubt you quite know what you are talking about.
#184 to #180 - vrthbvyfa
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I believe in god, just not organized religion, or following the religions of other people.
User avatar #254 to #164 - allseriousness
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maybe you haven't listened to him
User avatar #189 to #154 - roundhouse
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now that is what being a christian is about... not all this westbro 'god hates fags' ****.



if more Christians actually had this view on life there would be hardly any ********** on the internet anymore.
User avatar #152 - Snookbone
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I always laugh when Christians are being misogynistic, homophobic or racist, because they are pulling out tiny verses from early books such as Leviticus, most of which are contentious as to their actual meaning at best (due to linguistic discrepancies) eg the one about lying with a man etc... yet it quite clearly states that you shouldn't wear garments made of two different types of cloth, yet they go to work in a PINSTRIPED suit with a LINING, says that men should not shave YET THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE ****** DUMBLEDORE and that they shouldn't eat shellfish, as they order ****** LOBSTER for dinner that night.

TL;DR people who use any Bible verse to oppress others are hypocritical cunts.
User avatar #156 to #152 - allseriousness
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Christian here, have a thumb.
User avatar #158 to #156 - Snookbone
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Cheers. I hope it's clear that this isn't my view of every Christian... just the cunts.
User avatar #161 to #158 - allseriousness
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Trust me; we don't like those guys either. Nothing makes me more angry than the bullhorn preachers.
#82 - klavi
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Fixed it!
#236 to #82 - klavi
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To everyone in this tread: Accept my sincerest apology! I had no idea the majority of FJ was butthurt religious people unable to take a joke! Honestly the daily body of content tells me that this site appeals to (somewhat) intelligent individuals, but I was clearly wrong, again I am sorry.

Funny thing is: I'm not even an atheist. I find atheism equally arrogant as any religion, only thing is those guys are at least into science and reason to further the progress of the modern society. Personally I live by the motto "Think critically and demand evidence", maybe some of you should try that....
User avatar #250 to #236 - teoberry
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Pro-tip: Jokes are supposed to be funny.
User avatar #251 to #250 - teoberry
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and they should have a punchline
#90 to #82 - hydromatic
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Let people believe what they want asshole. It doesn't affect you in any way.
User avatar #115 to #90 - klavi
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Believing in an invisible god, acting in his name and denying to children the facts of science is harmful to society in general!
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#122 to #82 - thefatmenace
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You talk about religious intolerance when you are intolerant to any form of religion. That's like hating all white people just because there's a few stupid ones.
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User avatar #84 to #82 - responsibletim
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Spoiler alert: You didn't fix it, you made it worse so you can start a **** storm.
#88 to #84 - smokerocks
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No, he really did fix it. Believing in a fairy tale that consists of material recycled from ancient religions is not okay. Imaginary friends are for children.
User avatar #117 to #88 - responsibletim
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Wanna know what else is for children? Being an asshole who spends most of his day criticizing people for what they believe in. Find something better to do with your life.
User avatar #118 to #117 - smokerocks
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You can't provide a rebuttal that doesn't involve swearing at me and making assumptions about my life, but I'm the one who's childish?
User avatar #133 to #118 - responsibletim
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I'm also pretty sure that you sitting at your keyboard going "HUEHUEHUA I AM GOING TO TRY AND BE EDGY AND COOL BY BASHING ON THIS GUY AND HIS BELIEFS" is more of a problem than me calling you an asshole.
User avatar #130 to #118 - responsibletim
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I'm only speaking the truth, you're an asshole.
User avatar #132 to #130 - smokerocks
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You're used to believing silly things just to comfort yourself, so go right ahead thinking tat.
User avatar #134 to #132 - responsibletim
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No, I was raised believing this and I'm damn sure going to stick to it. If you don't agree with that then oh well, not my problem. Don't get all fanny flustered because of what someone thinks.
#135 to #134 - smokerocks
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You're the only one who's butthurt lol. I even said "go right ahead thinking that." and you had to type up another angry response.
User avatar #137 to #135 - responsibletim
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"Angry response."
As I said, find something better to do with your life. Go cure cancer or some ****, use your time wisely.
#97 to #88 - teoberry
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User avatar #107 to #97 - smokerocks
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I have sources I've checked for my info. I'd like to see yours
User avatar #108 to #107 - teoberry
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You're the one that's making the claim that it's copied, so show me your sources.
User avatar #116 to #108 - smokerocks
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Hope you aren't too lazy to pick up a book since you seem too lazy to even share a source for your info. "Christ in egypt: The horus Jesus Connection" by M.D. Murdock.
User avatar #242 to #116 - teoberry
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Well according to the Bible Jesus is the one and only, the rest somehow copied him
Good logic, eh?
User avatar #104 to #97 - dtox
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you posted that just as I was typing my response lol.
User avatar #105 to #104 - teoberry
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The more the merrier, I guess.
User avatar #102 to #88 - dtox
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Um, horus was not born of a virgin, he was birthed by Isis who was impregnated by an already dead Osiris, her brother/husband, who was brought back to life momentarily.

I'm not even going to look over the rest, but they're likely to be just as lacking of credence.
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Attis' mother was impregnated by an almond that came from a tree that grew from a demon's male organ that was cut off.
Mithra was born from a rock (well, most of the stories say that), so that doesn't really count as being birthed from a virgin.
Devaki (Krishna's mother) wasn't a virgin, she was married and had 7 kids already, though Krishna wasn't conceived through sex, but by Vishnu putting part of his mind into Devaki's womb.
Dionysus was Zeus' son. And he wasn't even birthed from his mother because she died when she saw all the glory of Zeus. Instead, he was sowed into his father's thigh so he could finish developing.
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"I'm not even going to look over the rest"

-Captain credible
User avatar #140 to #111 - dtox
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I didn't care about the rest since the first had already shown to be partly false. It doesn't matter anyway, since I already agree that almost all religious share similar aspects with each other.
User avatar #141 to #140 - dtox
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religions*
User avatar #95 to #88 - largeheadphones
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The atheist need something they say for amen....
#99 to #82 - teoberry
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Woah, cool it there badass.
Woah, cool it there badass.