I Can/'t See You

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#1 - hydromatic (04/28/2013) [+] (17 replies)

Just imagining getting a tattoo on the eyelids is terrifying.

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#2 to #1 - darkcomy (04/28/2013) [-]

What about on the EYEBALL ITSELF?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corneal_tattooing

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#4 to #2 - superdave (04/28/2013) [-]

What if you tattooed your eyeballs to look like eyelids and your eyelids to look like eyeballs.

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#6 to #4 - darkcomy (04/28/2013) [-]

Well you can only cover the cornea, and even so it's extremely dangerous. It would be awesome if you could change your eye color, imagine people with red and purple eyes.

Yes i know about contacts, but they are irritating

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#11 to #6 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]

I find it funny that you're talking about people with red eyes and your avatar has sharingan.

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#163 to #11 - anonexplains (04/29/2013) [-]

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!

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#37 to #2 - darknesincontrol (04/29/2013) [-]

sounds even more painful than a regular tattoo

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#49 to #37 - Zaxplab (04/29/2013) [-]

I spy someone on the unemployment list.

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#69 to #49 - mrloki (04/29/2013) [-]

unemployed? any gang would instantly contract that guy to be a drug dealer or a hitman, just look at his face !

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#53 to #49 - anonexplains (04/29/2013) [-]

To be fair, I don't think being unemployed is on the top of his concerns list.

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#134 to #37 - rihardololz (04/29/2013) [-]

hfw

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#145 to #37 - rieskimo (04/29/2013) [-]

Why does he have a seatbelt on when he is so obviously not in a car?

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#178 to #145 - darknesincontrol (04/29/2013) [-]

its probably the strap for his man purse

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#40 to #2 - darknesincontrol (04/29/2013) [-]

also cornea is the transparent part that covers your pupil.
I think you mean scleral tattooing, the white part of your eyes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scleral_tattooing

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#143 to #1 - eurasia (04/29/2013) [-]

What's worse is that they have to place a spoon under your eyelid in order to apply the tattoo

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#41 to #1 - internetrep (04/29/2013) [-]

pinch your eyelids

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#5 - miscarriage (04/28/2013) [+] (14 replies)

I don't think this would fool anybody, to be completely honest.

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#10 to #5 - twofreegerbils (04/28/2013) [-]

SO KAWAII

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#86 to #10 - themrustledjimmies (04/29/2013) [-]

Someone make a tsundere blush on that face.
First one to do it gets a cookie.

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#117 to #10 - redtooth (04/29/2013) [-]

It's not like... I need your tatoo or anything... b-baka!!!

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#31 to #5 - cough (04/28/2013) [-]

Really?

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#135 to #16 - greenthegunstar (04/29/2013) [-]

The Pale Man?

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#63 to #5 - tahaae (04/29/2013) [-]

reminds me of a mii

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#124 to #5 - cazabrow (04/29/2013) [-]

I don't think a teacher at the front of a lecture theatre would notice?

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#105 to #5 - anonexplains (04/29/2013) [-]

wii avatar

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#85 to #5 - anonexplains (04/29/2013) [-]

Mostly because he's Asian..

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#43 to #5 - burningsmurfs (04/29/2013) [-]

Reminds me of Homer's jury glasses.

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#8 to #5 - anonexplains (04/28/2013) [-]

those aren't actually tattoos. they're stickers that go on you eyelids.

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#9 to #8 - miscarriage (04/28/2013) [-]

Interesting..

why

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#13 - Cleavland Steamer (04/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)

I want to get a tattoo of my eyelid on my eyeball.

Just to be ******* different

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#55 to #13 - calawesome (04/29/2013) [-]

'I like to close my eyes on stage because I've drawn a picture of an audience enjoying themselves on the insides of my eyelids'

Mitch Hedberg. RIP

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#132 to #13 - axb (04/29/2013) [-]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corneal_tattooing

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#54 - nooneofinterest (04/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)

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#64 to #54 - ghouleyed (04/29/2013) [-]

What do you think could that deceive these?

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#159 to #54 - metalmind (04/29/2013) [-]

It's aquaman!

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#130 - silverhellion (04/29/2013) [-]

i tried that once.

once.

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#34 - psykojet ONLINE (04/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)

**psykojet rolled user whitehawk **

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#35 to #34 - whitehawk (04/29/2013) [-]

eye ******* see you too.

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#36 to #35 - psykojet ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]

Don't blink, ****** .

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#77 to #34 - queencardvike (04/29/2013) [-]

Jeff Hardy face paint FTW.

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#32 - talvash (04/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)

just imagine how creepy it would look if someone with those tatoos blinked at you

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#50 to #32 - kommandantvideo (04/29/2013) [-]

There's a scene in one of the pirates of the caribbean movies where Johnny Depp blinks with eyeball tatoos. It's really weird.

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#73 - thecharliesheen (04/29/2013) [+] (19 replies)

I can't wait until the day that they can tattoo your eyes a new color.
a man can dream...

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#95 to #73 - YoDawgWeHeard (04/29/2013) [-]

You can do it! I saw a documentary on this guy who did it to himself while in jail, and then one other guy, but wouldn't tell the documentary people how because it was gang related and only for the most badass ******* out there. He did them black so he looked totally ******* creepy.

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#96 to #95 - thecharliesheen (04/29/2013) [-]

I'm willing to bet that half of them went blind though. It's very dangerous, even for a surgical procedure, because (as the man below me stated) it's a muscle. If GANG MEMBERS figured out a way and they're not telling, them I'm going Saints Row on their ass until I find out how.

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#97 to #96 - YoDawgWeHeard (04/29/2013) [-]

As far as I know only 2 people had done it at that point, and it worked just fine on both, but they both agreed it hurt like a ************ .

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#98 to #97 - thecharliesheen (04/29/2013) [-]

Well, I'll see you guys later. I'm off to join MS13 and get some bitchin' purple eyes.

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#131 to #98 - imthecook (04/29/2013) [-]

i know they can tattoo the whites or your eyes, the iris's is new to me