If you one day get your penis stuck in a alligators mouth, you know you are ****** because them alligators can bite!
So, what could you do to get it out? First of you could give the alligator a compliment or some ice cream, ice cream would be very effective, why? I'll tel you why, the alligator cant bite your penis and eat ice cream at the same time.
So, there you have it.
Thank you, now go out there and make me proud.
Im kidding, if you like paper towels its because youre a bitch.