Woman's logic. . When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move. .. _ Women' s log icti.. .. To be fair, men do this as well woman logic


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User avatar #8 - kingsombra (04/28/2013) [-]
To be fair, men do this as well
User avatar #54 to #8 - burningsmurfs (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah and women were kinda beat over the head with it's proper thing for the man to start the stuff for decades.
User avatar #11 to #8 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
Not really. When most boys like a girl they just HOPE she likes them back and remain too scared to do anything, when most men like a woman they either come up and tell her or leave hints because they're not sure if hitting on her will give them a harrasment lawsuit
User avatar #15 to #11 - hanakoikezawa (04/28/2013) [-]
That description for men is catered toward alphas, not betas like us.
User avatar #20 to #15 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
Which is why I specified the difference between boys and men
User avatar #21 to #20 - hanakoikezawa (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh, I didn't see that. I thought that it said women, not boys.
#44 - SirSheepy ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, guys complaining about them being in the "friendzone"
Meanwhile, guys complaining about them being in the "friendzone"
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#33 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Male logic: see girl we like, to embarrassed to ask out, expect her to know and make the first move.
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#69 to #16 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Men are waiting for a signal. All research on courting practices has shown that aside from the few stupid alphas who don't understand consequences, the vast majority of men wait for a signal from women. The thing is, most women aren't sending signals anymore - they don't even know they're supposed to. Thanks feminism.
User avatar #46 to #16 - cruzslzr (04/29/2013) [-]
No. Don't call that men's logic
because that's not what a man would do
confidence and maturity should be within a man
enough to realize that if he likes someone he can do something about it
at least try
if he fails, well that is part of life
not every woman will fall
but a man will never know until he tries
perhaps all she is thinking is "if he was truly interested, he would show me"
sometimes that's not the case
#26 to #16 - zielscheibe (04/28/2013) [-]
That's 			********		 and you know it  ....
That's ******** and you know it ....
User avatar #28 to #26 - TheFreak (04/28/2013) [-]
What exactly do you think the friendzone is? Most of these betas complaining about how women are heartless bitches never actually worked up the nerve to make an advance.
#48 to #28 - presentdent ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
No. They mostly get shut down. They're then just too pussy to leave the girl. And then they get resentful 'cause they never really wanted a friend -- they just wanted to get laid.

The key to escaping the friend zone, if you're stuck, is to leave. The girl is usually emotionally dependent on validation from you (the one guy she imagines won't treat her like **** ). You're one of her "good friends." If you leave, and stop acting like such a wishy-washy crap sack, she'll miss having you around. Then, either you live your life free of the friend zone, or you get a night of fun with the girl who comes running back to you.

Edited for spelling errors.
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User avatar #67 to #16 - awesomenessdefined (04/29/2013) [-]
Who the hell expects the girl to make the first move if you like her?
User avatar #51 to #16 - lolollo (04/29/2013) [-]
Men are socially expected to make the first move. Only massive cunts who are trying to justify taking backseat to a relationship actually say things like that.
#27 to #16 - checkemtrain (04/28/2013) [-]
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What a load of *********
#57 to #16 - bayakpo **User deleted account** (04/29/2013) [-]
thank you
#40 to #16 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
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Well, personally it's because I'm at the point that I've given up the idea that a girl would go for me.
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User avatar #41 to #16 - secretdestroyers (04/29/2013) [-]
"When you walk up to a girl you want to date, point to your penis, and say 'it ain't gonna suck itself!' and expect her to follow through."

-my logic

Seriously, what am I doing wrong? Should I wear a different speedo when I talk to her?
#32 - stallwallwriter (04/29/2013) [-]
Maybe we should all just forget about what sexual organs we have and follow our dreams!   
And by dreams I mean people we're in love with.   
And by people we're in love with, I mean their sexual organs.
Maybe we should all just forget about what sexual organs we have and follow our dreams!

And by dreams I mean people we're in love with.

And by people we're in love with, I mean their sexual organs.
User avatar #77 - Tomimize (04/29/2013) [-]
When you like a girl, do nothing about it and run away
because you're ugly as **** and rejection is terrifying .
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User avatar #55 - aldheim (04/29/2013) [-]
My logic: When I like a girl, do nothing about it because obviously the consequences of rejection are far more dire than the potential benefits.
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#64 to #58 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
The worst she can do is laugh at you? Really? THAT'S the worst she can do?

She couldn't, say, file a lawsuit against you for sexual harassment? She couldn't, say, lie to her male friends. claiming you raped her so they beat the **** out of you? She couldn't, say, lie about you to your own friends to destroy your reputation?

Not only CAN she do these or other things, there isn't a single ******* thing you can do about any of them. THAT is why so many men are reluctant to approach women. She can ruin your life with no consequence for her. Some of us understand it, some just picked it up by instinct. It may not ever happen to you personally, but it does and has happened to countless others. Believe or don't believe, it's your choice of pill to swallow.
#99 to #64 - rodneyabc (04/29/2013) [-]
Nah, you're just a pussy. There's no feminist conspiracy to stop you getting laid. Stop blaming others for your social awkwardness.
User avatar #72 to #64 - sailorstarsun (04/29/2013) [-]
I think you're taking things a little too far. I don't think a woman could ruin a man's life just by making claims - she'd need proof, at least in an American court of law. And it would have to be proof beyond the shadow of a doubt. He said-She said claims tend to get thrown out because they're too difficult to prosecute.

And furthermore, I don't know what kind of women you've been dealing with, but most girls wouldn't go through all that just because a guy asked her out. Not unless she's a psycho, and that's not a very good representation of all womenkind.
User avatar #59 to #58 - aldheim (04/29/2013) [-]
I didn't think I needed to specify that it was sarcasm.
Apparently I was wrong.
#113 to #59 - rodneyabc (04/29/2013) [-]
Which is worse, the people fighting you on it, or the people defending?
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#36 - ogloko (04/29/2013) [-]
see a girl that is remotely attractive, try and stick your penis in her butt.

male logic
#37 to #36 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
What if you aren't into anal?
#38 to #37 - ogloko (04/29/2013) [-]
youre still trying to stick it in her butt regardless
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
It's not that women expect you to magically make the first move, it's just that girls are more tactile than men (tactile meaning you speak with your body). This is why women can have a whole bunch of different conversations with eachother while never speaking a word, or get a sense of how things happen or go down just based upon body language alone. However, the problem arises out of two things, 1. Because most women are not TRAINED to notice body language, they just do it subconsciously (which is why they have a lot of 'feelings' about things, but never anything definite), and 2. They believe men to be just as tactile, although most men are not. This is why, for a woman, "I'm fine" can mean a hundred different things, while for a man "I'm fine" just means you're fine; and as a result, because women are tactile and expect men to be as well, they read far more into our "I'm Fine"'s than they should, which is why they often get hysterical, because MEN give off the wrong body language and we honestly don't know what's wrong when we think we do, and WOMEN don't understand why they're feeling the way they're feeling but they do and they think we're causing it. And so, when that women up there gives you that smile and flirts with you, she thinks she's giving off every hint she can and you're simply not interested, while you, not being tactile, don't get nuances and subtlety and as a result you just think she's just being friendly

In Laymans terms: Everything wrong between a man and a women is just a big, massive misunderstanding
#12 to #10 - ridiculiculous (04/28/2013) [-]
Dear Diary: Today I don't even.
Dear Diary: Today I don't even.
#14 to #10 - marcx ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
and the copy and paste award goes to...
User avatar #22 to #14 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
I apologize for copying and pasting my own comment for the sake of simplicity, rather than creating different variations of the same one to get the point across; seeing as how people are so keen to blame others for being simplistic or idiotic while totally ignoring any reason for it
#109 to #22 - mrblaze (04/29/2013) [-]
Copy pasted or not, this helped me.

I'm saving this where I'll find it when I need it again.

Have a random image from my folder as thanks.
A thumb too of course.
User avatar #50 - bigmroark (04/29/2013) [-]
This is true for both men and women, but, if you have known said person for a long time as a friend, or close companion, and you start developing feelings, change your body language so that you are closer and more passionate, don't go full creeper, but give just the right amount of care and affection, if they don't notice, be straightforward. Even if you are shy, hit that bitch up with some truth. The most important thing though is to do what you think you should do if they refuse. You have a choice of staying friends which can be hard, or leaving, (I know it is harder than I make it out to be, but feeling like you are always close but never reaching true happiness is worse than being alone almost every time). In the end, your life is what you make it out to be, every decision having incremental, yet astronomical effects on everything you and everybody else does. Live your life, be happy.
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#61 to #43 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
At least until you get hit with a sexual harassment lawsuit. Enjoy that ticking time bomb.
#81 to #61 - rebelliousoctopus (04/29/2013) [-]
He didn't say go up to her and start groping. How about just telling her how you feel about her?
He didn't say go up to her and start groping. How about just telling her how you feel about her?
#107 to #61 - rodneyabc (04/29/2013) [-]
Enjoy your virginity.
User avatar #52 - turtleback (04/29/2013) [-]
same goes for us
#42 - trollsarereal (04/29/2013) [-]
applies to guys too, just dont be a beta pussy
#34 - budbrown (04/29/2013) [-]
Women: Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em, can't pee standin up
Women: Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em, can't pee standin up
#9 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
That' funny, because it seems like something guys do as well.
User avatar #108 - watermelonkittie (04/29/2013) [-]
Actually, men also use this logic. the whole "friendzone" thing is in my opinion nothing more than a guy not daring to make an actual move. Just giving a compliment isn't flirting and you are just as unclear as they are sometimes.

Feel free to discuss this with me
#111 to #108 - ironstrike (04/29/2013) [-]
I would discuss this with you.

If I didn't 110% agree with you.
User avatar #116 to #111 - watermelonkittie (04/29/2013) [-]
I was actually expecting to drown in a sea of red thumbs... This quite an unexpected turn
#117 to #116 - ironstrike (04/29/2013) [-]
You're going to drown in a sea of red thumbs, don't get me wrong.

My ship was just sank, and I'm here to sink with you.
#119 to #117 - watermelonkittie (04/29/2013) [-]
For the relevance
#120 to #119 - ironstrike (04/29/2013) [-]
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For the relevance...
#56 - rololo **User deleted account** (04/29/2013) [-]
Oh! That's why I don't get girls! This must be it!
User avatar #45 - AMATORY (04/29/2013) [-]
Please don't perpetuate stereotypes that have more to do with your personal experience than reality. Asked a guy out this week. Going out next week. Stop whining and do something. Wasn't easy of course, I was hyperventilating the whole time. Fortunately you have a better shot at success because I had to grow an imaginary pair, you gentlemen already have one.
#65 to #45 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Anecdotal evidence is anecdotal. Attempting to shame men into acting the way you want them to act is not going to help.

There are 2 people involved, dumping all of the responsibility on one party isn't going to work. Most men will not approach most women unless there has been a clear signal that shows the approach is wanted. The risks are far too great for too little reward otherwise.
#106 to #65 - rodneyabc (04/29/2013) [-]
Most men walk around nightclubs sleazing on anything with a pulse.

You are not most men. You are a bitter sad virgin. Sort your life out.
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