Woman's logic. . When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move. .. _ Women' s log icti.. .. To be fair, men do this as well woman logic
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User avatar #8 - kingsombra (04/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
To be fair, men do this as well
#16 - TheFreak (04/28/2013) [+] (14 replies)
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
It's not that women expect you to magically make the first move, it's just that girls are more tactile than men (tactile meaning you speak with your body). This is why women can have a whole bunch of different conversations with eachother while never speaking a word, or get a sense of how things happen or go down just based upon body language alone. However, the problem arises out of two things, 1. Because most women are not TRAINED to notice body language, they just do it subconsciously (which is why they have a lot of 'feelings' about things, but never anything definite), and 2. They believe men to be just as tactile, although most men are not. This is why, for a woman, "I'm fine" can mean a hundred different things, while for a man "I'm fine" just means you're fine; and as a result, because women are tactile and expect men to be as well, they read far more into our "I'm Fine"'s than they should, which is why they often get hysterical, because MEN give off the wrong body language and we honestly don't know what's wrong when we think we do, and WOMEN don't understand why they're feeling the way they're feeling but they do and they think we're causing it. And so, when that women up there gives you that smile and flirts with you, she thinks she's giving off every hint she can and you're simply not interested, while you, not being tactile, don't get nuances and subtlety and as a result you just think she's just being friendly

In Laymans terms: Everything wrong between a man and a women is just a big, massive misunderstanding
#32 - stallwallwriter (04/29/2013) [-]
Maybe we should all just forget about what sexual organs we have and follow our dreams!   
   
And by dreams I mean people we're in love with.   
   
And by people we're in love with, I mean their sexual organs.
Maybe we should all just forget about what sexual organs we have and follow our dreams!

And by dreams I mean people we're in love with.

And by people we're in love with, I mean their sexual organs.
#44 - SirSheepy ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, guys complaining about them being in the "friendzone"
Meanwhile, guys complaining about them being in the "friendzone"
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#18 to #13 - killerdeath ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
>They can pee standing up but it goes everywhere
>They don't have to have children
>They are so scared that they will be taken advantage of that they will get a guy arrested for flirting if they don't like it.
>They are fixing the pay, but if it's manual labor and they cant do as much as a man then they shouldn't be payed as much
>No one forces them to do a hair style, put on make up, or wear complex clothing
>They aren't always expected to look nice but if they want to meet a guy then they should look nice. The same goes for men trying to meet a girls so it's even.

Women want to be equal so there's no reason they can't make the first move.
#1 - nicopwnz (04/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
relevant
relevant
#78 - copycopy (04/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #77 - Tomimize (04/29/2013) [-]
When you like a girl, do nothing about it and run away
because you're ugly as **** and rejection is terrifying .
****
User avatar #55 - aldheim (04/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
My logic: When I like a girl, do nothing about it because obviously the consequences of rejection are far more dire than the potential benefits.
#36 - ogloko (04/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
see a girl that is remotely attractive, try and stick your penis in her butt.

male logic
User avatar #50 - bigmroark (04/29/2013) [-]
This is true for both men and women, but, if you have known said person for a long time as a friend, or close companion, and you start developing feelings, change your body language so that you are closer and more passionate, don't go full creeper, but give just the right amount of care and affection, if they don't notice, be straightforward. Even if you are shy, hit that bitch up with some truth. The most important thing though is to do what you think you should do if they refuse. You have a choice of staying friends which can be hard, or leaving, (I know it is harder than I make it out to be, but feeling like you are always close but never reaching true happiness is worse than being alone almost every time). In the end, your life is what you make it out to be, every decision having incremental, yet astronomical effects on everything you and everybody else does. Live your life, be happy.
User avatar #52 - turtleback (04/29/2013) [-]
same goes for us
#43 - Absolute Madman (04/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
IF YOU LIKE A WOMAN, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU THINK SHE LIKES YOU OR NOT, MAKE THE FIRST GODDAMN MOVE. I'M A MAN AND THIS HAS NEVER FAILED ME YOU ******* BETA FAGGOTS.
#81 to #61 - rebelliousoctopus (04/29/2013) [-]
He didn't say go up to her and start groping. How about just telling her how you feel about her?
He didn't say go up to her and start groping. How about just telling her how you feel about her?
#42 - trollsarereal (04/29/2013) [-]
applies to guys too, just dont be a beta pussy
#34 - budbrown (04/29/2013) [-]
Women: Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em, can't pee standin up
Women: Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em, can't pee standin up
User avatar #88 - zigzagderpaderp (04/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i recently met this girl who's just an ultra chiller, just overall cool girl. we hung out a couple of times and went star gazing one night. we were in the back of my van (you can lay the back bench seat into the trunk space so you can lay down) and we laid there for a good half hour, slowly scooting closer and closer together. we eventually started kissing. i didn't really have feelings for her but she was the one who mostly made the move. it's really rare though for the girl to make the first move so this surprised me.
#90 to #88 - rodneyabc (04/29/2013) [-]
She's a keeper dude, It takes a special kind of trust to get in the back of someones van and drive to the middle of nowhere.
User avatar #76 - drastronomy (04/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
A girl said made the move on me yesterday...first time it has ever happened and i do not know if i like her. She is a 7/10....

what do?
User avatar #87 to #76 - zigzagderpaderp (04/29/2013) [-]
be like 'smd bro'
User avatar #70 - mrgoodlove ONLINE (04/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I've actually had a few girls ask me out.
User avatar #85 to #70 - potatotown (04/29/2013) [-]
same here



but then again... they were all either fat or ugly
#62 - Absolute Madman (04/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Society has conditioned both men and women to believe that it is a man's job to approach the woman.

Society has also constructed sexual harassment laws that are based entirely on feelings and perceptions instead of specific guidelines and rules.

Most men are not going to play Russian roulette with a lawsuit bullet unless they think they stand a hope in hell of winning.

Therefore, something has to give. Either women need to start taking a more active role in the initiation of relationships, or these ******** , man hating laws need to go away.
#80 to #62 - rebelliousoctopus (04/29/2013) [-]
"Man hating laws?" How about society take a bigger stance against rape? That way women are more likely to approach because instead of feeling like they're gonna get raped and beaten, they can have a conversation with you.
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