Having kids. .. this font of text is the most hideous thing I have ever seen.
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#11 - schrodngrscat (04/28/2013) [-]
That font... you can't use that font on tumblr... there's no setting for it... This shouldn't bother me as much as it does.
That font... you can't use that font on tumblr... there's no setting for it... This shouldn't bother me as much as it does.
User avatar #31 to #11 - skeetonamber (04/29/2013) [-]
they seriously put those lines next to the words, as if to make the joke funnier

yes we're now allowed to hate tumblr because of what it is
#39 to #31 - schrodngrscat (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm just nitpicky about fonts. I'm neutral about tumblr and people's views of tumblr and what they do to make fun of it, it's only the little things like that that bother me.
Sidenote: I do believe I recall seeing and reblogging that post in my tumblr days before I ragequit because of all of the social justice crap.
#60 to #11 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Plug in?
#78 to #11 - daphnie (04/29/2013) [-]
I think it's a screenshot from a Smart phone. They have that font. Not sure though!
#113 to #78 - schrodngrscat (04/29/2013) [-]
I never saw that font on my phone, even on the actual app. But alright
#9 - fourthusername (04/28/2013) [-]
this font of text is the most hideous thing I have ever seen.
User avatar #59 to #9 - NinjaHermit (04/29/2013) [-]
I kinda like it.
#86 to #9 - breakfastlunch (04/29/2013) [-]
It's like an even worse version of Comic Sans...
It's like an even worse version of Comic Sans...
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#55 to #13 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Some dumb bastard thumbed you down because they cant read names so i will restore you back to 0. You are welcome my good man
User avatar #53 to #12 - cycloneclone (04/29/2013) [-]
the most accurate thing i have ever read.
#14 - simplescience (04/29/2013) [-]
I would totally carry a child to term if I had the anatomy for it. One of my hopes in life is to have a little one of my own, and it does sadden me to know that I can't, and that my future wife will have to endure such a burden on her own and all I'll be able to do is comfort her with words at her side.
User avatar #15 to #14 - anonymousattorney (04/29/2013) [-]
...wait, so....you're sterile, or you're disappointed that you can't carry children inside of you?
User avatar #16 to #15 - simplescience (04/29/2013) [-]
Well, I've been raised to believe that in a relationship, good times as well as bad should be shared equally, but I get annoyed at posts that claim guys would never want to actually carry a child to term, and pretty much consider fathering a child as just the physical act of conception, where as mothering a child is seen as basically raising a child throughout it's lifespan. Since the dad did not experience the pain of childbirth, that means the fathers role is less, and the accepted belief is that no guy would experience childbirth even if given the opportunity, as if no guy actually wants to be a father.

In a very oblique way, I suppose I am saying that I don't like how males and being a dad is seen as being inferior to a mothers role since males cannot give birth or carry a child to term. Why should a fathering be only the ******* while mothering is everything else?

(Note: Forgive me for my weird post. I've been pushing myself to get my work done in college, and my brain isn't fully working)
User avatar #54 to #16 - sigsauersamurai (04/29/2013) [-]
That is beautiful.
Gold star for you, good sir.
#94 to #16 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Well then I wish we could change roles, becasue I want to be a part of a childs of mine life without it dominating my life. If something happens to me or I do something, I don't want it me to be known as "A mother age blabla did this and this bla bla isn't it amazing what mothers can do" I just want it to be what I as a person can do. I don't wan't to be the one people aaaaaalways call as a first option if my child does something, or something happens to (Not that I wouldn't of course want to help my child, but I think you know what I mean). Im tired of being the first my dad calls for babysitting his stepchildren, instead of my brohter. I want to be able to leave the household for a longer period of time to follow my pursuits wihtout being looked down upon as a bad mother that should be strapped down to her children.
And I really don't want to be pregnant, give birth and comepletely ruin my body. And just like you say, I don't want to do it with only comforting words to help me ;(
User avatar #42 to #16 - zorororonoa (04/29/2013) [-]
I kinda see where you are coming from, but why get sad over something we physically cannot do? If the roles were switched, sure, I would give birth because I would want to be a father. But that doesn't mean that I want the roles to be switched. I am fine with not going through the pain. Kinda like saying you would go through any pain or punishment to save your little brother, but no one would actually want to, rather, they get over the fact that they don't want to and do it anyway.
#50 to #42 - simplescience (04/29/2013) [-]
I suppose it's the fact that, from my perspective, fathers haven't been seen as very important in the raising of a child.

The content above rustled my jimmies in that respect. It's basically saying guys want the good things about being a father (being the biological parent and all that comes with it) without having to do any of the work (actually carrying the kid around, giving birth, etc.). I understand that it's not true for all guys, or anything dumb like that, this post just really irked me.

What bothers me is that because of something I am incapable of doing, I am seen as less important to a child than my future wife is, even though I would be willing to go through the same thing for a kid.

Dads get to be the butt of many a joke in advertisements, are shown as incompetent buffoons in plenty of TV shows, and get less consideration for a child's well-being overall just because a guy can't do the actual birthing that a woman has the equipment for. How is that even fair?

User avatar #51 to #50 - zorororonoa (04/29/2013) [-]
True it isn't fair, but I always viewed those as more of a joke. Besides, our society today makes fun of women constantly (i am not saying you do, just our generation in general). There are all these women logic jokes and get back to the kitchen jokes. Why can't there be some, men are buffoon jokes as well. I laugh at both, and I don't think anyone should really get offended, unless they aren't jokes and are acually being said to hurt someone.
User avatar #27 to #16 - desiduratum (04/29/2013) [-]
I know what you mean, but that's how it is. We are men, we can not give birth and if we were female, we certainly could, and a female would certainly be able to do everything a male could. For these reasons, I don't believe anybody has a claim to complain, this is just how it is. These are our roles and we can't change them. It doesn't necessarily mean the sexes are not equal. However, they are very much different, this we can't deny.
On a funny note, you sound like you're bitching because you don't get to bitch more. Just saying.
User avatar #28 to #27 - simplescience (04/29/2013) [-]
When in reality, I am bitching at the bitches who bitch at guys for not having the anatomy to give birth, and use childbirth to put their bitching on a higher level of importance.

Being serious now,

We're a society that wants everyone to be equal, yet a fathers claim to a child is seen as far less significant because all he did was the ******* , not the actual physical act of pushing the kid out. It's not exactly fair that a fathers role in a child's life is seen as inferior because of an act it is impossible for a man to do in the first place.
User avatar #29 to #28 - desiduratum (04/29/2013) [-]
Haha. Bitchception?
I hear ya. Just wish they saw it my way though.
User avatar #17 to #16 - anonymousattorney (04/29/2013) [-]
Ah, the college fizzle-brain. Got it.
User avatar #18 to #17 - simplescience (04/29/2013) [-]
Being a Chemistry major doesn't help either.
User avatar #19 to #18 - anonymousattorney (04/29/2013) [-]
Could always be worse, I suppose; could be an anesthesiologist.
#45 to #14 - leuser (04/29/2013) [-]
Clone yourself.
Clone yourself.
#46 to #14 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
you are the hero people with vaginas deserve!
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#1 - skateperson (04/28/2013) [-]
<i don't have a problem with this
User avatar #58 to #1 - fivebecomesfours (04/29/2013) [-]
I don't even care, cause honestly the comments here are half the funny.
User avatar #7 to #1 - pleebnutbubber ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
I like it. I struggle to find funny on tumblr (and only use it for cool art to look at) so when people find the rare funny and bring it over to a site i actually use for funny, it works out perfectly.
User avatar #2 to #1 - edemylove **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
No, actually is not.

It's more like we take funny pics out of their website.

It's same as when we upload things from 4chan. We have heroes who look for gold in a pile of ***** .
User avatar #3 to #2 - skateperson (04/28/2013) [-]
i don't know how to browse tumblr.
please excuse my disability
i thought this is all tumblr is about.
User avatar #4 to #3 - edemylove **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
Nah. I share that disability too.
I mean, when I went on tumblr, everything was filled with some crazy art **** , I didn't find nothing funny there.
User avatar #5 to #4 - skateperson (04/28/2013) [-]
me too man,i have no idea where all the fun stuff is,i just see random stupid pictures
User avatar #6 to #5 - edemylove **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
Huh, well I guess that we will never know.
#67 to #6 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Apparently you "follow" people who are funny or something like that. Or maybe you add them or stalk their profile. Too much hassle.
#56 to #2 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
so...FunnyJunk IS the new 'ebaumsworld' then, right?

"We take just the good stuff from everyone...so that makes us better than everyone."
#30 - slowbroking (04/29/2013) [-]
Why is she so afraid of giving birth? I've never had a baby and never will, but I've always assumed that it's probably like taking a giant **** .
#33 to #30 - tyroneisanigger (04/29/2013) [-]
I once heard childbirth is like pushing a watermelon through a garden hose.
But to me I guess the most accurate thing we'll ever be able to compare it to is taking a huge 5lb+ **** .
User avatar #32 to #30 - vatra (04/29/2013) [-]
Things tear man, it ain't pretty.
User avatar #36 to #32 - slowbroking (04/29/2013) [-]
Assholes sometimes tear while ******** .
User avatar #37 to #36 - vatra (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, but not this badly.
User avatar #63 to #36 - riathewolf (04/29/2013) [-]
Your pelvis doesn't break when you take a **** , nor does your asshole need to be stitched up afterwards.
User avatar #40 to #30 - flingwing (04/29/2013) [-]
stretch marks, morning sickness, vaginal tearing, baby weight, bloating, buying a whole new wardrobe, have flimsy cracked nails from calcium loss, feeling sick not enough vitamins, not being able to have marijuana, cigarettes or alcohol, no being able to have sushi or any artificial sweeteners, no dying your hair, getting a loose vagina, no roller-coasters, not to mention the indescribable pain of child birth.
#49 to #40 - kez (04/29/2013) [-]
Dunno, its bad...

But it also makes it more special for the woman.

Plus being the dude makes it just awkward because you have a ****** time also but with no credit because otherwise you look like you're trying to make it all about you and you dont get the same reward.

Think i'd happily take the pain to be a bigger part of it
User avatar #117 to #49 - flingwing (04/30/2013) [-]
i mean thats just your personal opinion. i never said one side was better or worse, i was just explaining why childbirth is one of the hardest, my painful things someone can experience. the other thing more painful is breaking your tibia or passing a large kidney stone.
#35 - Moar (04/29/2013) [-]
"i dont wanna adopt either cause i want them to be mine"

But they will be yours. I understand where the person is coming from, but **** . That's damn arrogant.
User avatar #80 to #35 - awesomenessdefined (04/29/2013) [-]
What? Having a possible kidney donor in the future is out of the question?
#47 - LocoJoe (04/29/2013) [-]
Being a father sucks cunts.
#106 to #47 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Or maybe it's a loving relationship, and the man wants to be a father
User avatar #109 to #47 - hatesmlp (04/29/2013) [-]
Jimmi status: Rustled
#62 to #47 - Spikeydeath (04/29/2013) [-]
My dad doesnt pay he owes 50 grand
#66 to #47 - DJstar (04/29/2013) [-]
the two replies to this is sad...

women complain that they're not treated equally as men and that is sadly true. they been surpassed us...
#87 to #47 - drastronomy ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
jombled my jigglies
User avatar #65 to #47 - aussiepridevil (04/29/2013) [-]
this is awfully true, my father has 3 other kids and still has to give about 1/5 of his monthly pay to my mother, because he missed a years payment when i was very young, even when i have called child support and asked them to stop charging him (i'm 18 now, he stills owes 10,000) but they insist "it's for the your best interests" and "he should have payed when you were younger"

that last one really got to me, "he should of payed when you were younger"? im fine now, my parents raised me, they don't owe me **** . why should my siblings have to suffer because my dad struggled to find work for a year and couldn't pay child support with his welfare?, why does the government force him to pay

and more importantly why am i only getting 100 dollars a month when i'v seen my fathers account history and i know child support takes out 250 a month?
User avatar #93 to #65 - ludislavonac (04/29/2013) [-]
You know you could simply accept his payment and then give it back to him, that way he formally gets out of his debt and still has the money
User avatar #107 to #93 - cadencee (04/29/2013) [-]
Because he still has to come up with 10,000. Though, that would be acceptable if the money went directly to him and not his mother.
User avatar #38 - garentei (04/29/2013) [-]
That font looks retarded, now I feel retarded.
#64 - rbrim (04/29/2013) [-]
Get a surrogate.
Get a surrogate.
#10 - flonat (04/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #61 - mrgoodlove (04/29/2013) [-]
Just one more reason being a guy is so nice
User avatar #77 to #61 - tombombadil (04/29/2013) [-]
And you get to have a penis.
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User avatar #96 - rebby (04/29/2013) [-]
theres a thing that people can do where they take eggs from two women and they can make a baby from it so lesbians can both be biological parents to their child
i have no idea how they do it but it sounds cool
User avatar #99 to #96 - redstonealchemist (04/29/2013) [-]
they take out the genes from one egg cell, add it to the other and give it a little zap to make it come to life
User avatar #100 to #99 - rebby (04/29/2013) [-]
sounds badass
User avatar #101 to #100 - redstonealchemist (04/29/2013) [-]
you think THAT is badss? i want to map out the human genome and create THE PERFECT HUMAN.
User avatar #103 to #101 - rebby (04/29/2013) [-]
what would count as perfection though?
i dont think id would be possible to create a perfect human, because someone would always be able to find flaws. but i do think its a cool idea.
User avatar #105 to #103 - redstonealchemist (04/29/2013) [-]
a genetically perfect human would have a longer life than normal, excellent digestion, etc.
i also have a VERY long list of qualities defined as positive in humans. i could manipulate the genetic code to make this the kindest, smartest, fastest, strongest person on earth.
furthermore i would have a little trademark... there's a rare genetic thing that makes your hair purple and another one that makes your eyes purple, if i figure out a way, i could make these recessive genes into strong dominant genes and that way the genetic perfection would be evident in the next few generations
User avatar #110 to #105 - rebby (04/29/2013) [-]
that sounds really awesome
User avatar #68 - hardongo ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
you can rent a womb, don't know if its legal in the u.s but you can put a fertilized egg from you and your man in another woman womb an voilá instant baby with your dna
User avatar #83 to #68 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Oh, with YOUR dna...nevermind i...don't think it's the same thing.
User avatar #82 to #68 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah...it's called surrogacy.
User avatar #84 to #82 - hardongo ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
the lazy ass wannabe mum does the woohoo with the dude and then the doctors take the fertilized egg to another woman usually for a large amount of money
User avatar #85 to #84 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
oh, then yeah i think it's the same concept...
User avatar #21 - HOLYCARP (04/29/2013) [-]
Grow one in a test tube. A baby that is.
#8 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Solution... have a surrogate mother.. stop whining.
#20 to #8 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
She wants them to be hers smart one
#25 to #20 - furtehlulz (04/29/2013) [-]
surrogate mothers don't have to use their own eggs, YA DUN GOOF'D!
#69 to #25 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
ummm yes they do.
#111 to #69 - furtehlulz (04/29/2013) [-]
eggs can be extracted from one woman, fertalised and inserted into another, so no, they don't
User avatar #104 - cazabrow (04/29/2013) [-]
Bitch if you can't be bothered to put the effort into giving your own child life how the **** would you have what it takes to raise one..

(aint I glad to be a man.)
User avatar #98 - redstonealchemist (04/29/2013) [-]
she should put the genetic information of her egg cell into a willing recipient who will then give birth to a girl or girls, the offspring of this would genetically belong to both women
#97 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
#92 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Now this is the most accurate thing you've ever read.
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