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Xbox messages. is back bitches, you can expect updates tomorrow.. Te rt i hate your maul. i hope 1-. devil comes and :: --.= you an nation H' few are radio iii/

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devil comes and :: --.=
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User avatar #28 - Cleavland Steamer (04/28/2013) [-]
I saw a guy on Black Ops 2 with 100,000+ kills, several months of time played, and an obscenely high gamerscore.



His emblem said "BEFORE YOU START HATIN: I'M ON HOUSE ARREST"
User avatar #324 to #28 - pfccross (04/29/2013) [-]
he must be the bastard i get paired against every game...
#328 to #28 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#200 to #28 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
cause being on house arrest means hes a ******* affgot anyways
#207 to #200 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Anon comment to the resque
#332 to #207 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #231 to #28 - kentravyon (04/29/2013) [-]
Even with house arrest, I have no idea how they can tollerate that much CoD.
If I play for more then a couple of hours I get driven demented by the kids and start to feel the need to tell them that they are inbred prepubescent ********* who need to be enlightened of the vast selection of games they are missing out on
#293 to #231 - walkingdisaster (04/29/2013) [-]
Just because you don't enjoy it doesn't mean other people don't.
User avatar #335 to #293 - kentravyon (04/30/2013) [-]
You get me wrong, I do enjoy the game, I just get annoyed by the kids, even with the ease of muting they just keep coming up, and after a while it gets to you.
User avatar #246 to #231 - demented (04/29/2013) [-]
I have over 1800 hours in TF2
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#262 to #246 - cralix **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #263 to #262 - demented (04/29/2013) [-]
Damn right I do.
User avatar #299 to #263 - HashMap (04/29/2013) [-]
"I do" - I see what you did there.
User avatar #307 to #299 - blackzero (04/29/2013) [-]
over my life I've sunk over 2000 hours on pokemon...
#315 to #263 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
If you have reached quint digits you shouldn't brag.

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btw: that isn't me.
User avatar #302 to #246 - kargale (04/29/2013) [-]
i have 4600 hours on Oblivion
User avatar #311 to #302 - TheMather ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
I have 1660 hours on RuneScape.
And way more on so many games that I don't have record of.
#330 to #231 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #261 to #231 - fukkentyranitar (04/29/2013) [-]
I've played over 1000 matches on Street Fighter 4
#313 to #261 - millenia (04/29/2013) [-]
>1000

That's cute.

User avatar #314 to #28 - Titanasgr (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm always in voluntary house arrest.
User avatar #305 to #28 - schmuxy ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Well, you know what they say. CoD spelled backwards is OCD
#312 to #305 - ruinsage (04/29/2013) [-]
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I hate you and all that you stand for

But you are a clever bastard
User avatar #308 to #305 - arziben (04/29/2013) [-]
...


I will murder your entire family and consume their souls, then I'll come for you
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#306 to #305 - leneotroll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #321 to #305 - rshowat (04/29/2013) [-]
But that's.... not..... oh **** you...
#329 to #321 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#146 - iFail (04/28/2013) [-]
A piece of true philosophical beauty...
User avatar #147 to #146 - Customer Services ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm ******* dying XD
User avatar #149 to #146 - spasticbeaver (04/28/2013) [-]
I ******* LOST IT AT 'OH CLITERUS MAXIMUS' XD
#119 - magnificentmanbear **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
+6
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#1 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
Can't believe you didn't have this.
User avatar #335 to #1 - MoreIce (03/31/2015) [-]
Always love a Boondocks reference.
User avatar #2 to #1 - snakefire (04/28/2013) [-]
I didn't see it. I'll put it in the next one I guess,
User avatar #175 to #1 - garymotherfingoak (04/29/2013) [-]
That's from boondocks i think..
User avatar #177 to #175 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (04/29/2013) [-]
According to theblackgoat, it is
User avatar #143 to #1 - theableacher (04/28/2013) [-]
"pause"
#4 to #1 - iamtheblackgoat (04/28/2013) [-]
Dunno who this guy is, but he's quoting the Boondocks....much respect for that
Dunno who this guy is, but he's quoting the Boondocks....much respect for that
#10 to #4 - vaginismus (04/28/2013) [-]
boondocks ftw
User avatar #8 to #4 - bitchplzzz (04/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #284 to #8 - capslockftw (04/29/2013) [-]
f u punk ass pussy ass bitch ass ***** . I beat you ************ some diddy ass ***** dat u never in yo life wanna holla at me ***** . Dnt fck with me ***** i gon pop a truck in yo ass bitch ***** . Yo know what motherfocker, eat a dick *****
#333 to #284 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
I read it with Eddie Murphy's voice.
#85 - batwill **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
Xbox Live in a nutshell.
#109 to #85 - bluelight (04/28/2013) [-]
this is what happens when someone calls me a faggot
this is what happens when someone calls me a faggot
#89 to #85 - snakefire (04/28/2013) [-]
The comic that's from is about carl sagan.
#57 to #5 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Canadians....
#41 to #5 - meatballsammich (04/28/2013) [-]
Jesus Cristo that zoom.
User avatar #151 to #41 - theprocrastibator (04/28/2013) [-]
I can see the pixels.
#243 to #151 - meatballsammich (04/29/2013) [-]
But can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch ?
User avatar #55 to #5 - jayonfire (04/28/2013) [-]
this guy was definitely playing forza horizon..
User avatar #37 to #5 - TwistedBamboozler (04/28/2013) [-]
said no xbox live player ever
#29 - tuckthisphit (04/28/2013) [-]
"i bet you kiss girls faggot"
#91 to #29 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
fagot*
#50 - greenwithenvy ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]



That was a very nice CoD game you played there, and your mom is a saintly person.
#133 - clittyrubquick (04/28/2013) [-]
MFW 'Cliterus Maximus"
MFW 'Cliterus Maximus"
#234 - iliketires (04/29/2013) [-]
"And a few AM radio stations."
"And a few AM radio stations."
#161 - ghouleyed (04/28/2013) [-]
**ghouleyed rolled a random image posted in comment #1613626 at Friendly ** <- Cliterus Maximus
User avatar #129 - Ottovan (04/28/2013) [-]
:( I'm not a fag. I only kissed a girl on the cheek
User avatar #134 to #129 - toughactintinactin (04/28/2013) [-]
You probably liked it too faggot
#144 - vladcobhc (04/28/2013) [-]
&quot;I bet you kiss girls faggot&quot;    
best one
"I bet you kiss girls faggot"
best one
#73 - scottysglasses (04/28/2013) [-]
"Your mother has questionable dress sense"
User avatar #88 to #73 - neznanc **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
you swine!
#76 to #73 - trimageryan (04/28/2013) [-]
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
#253 - unikornking ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
I bet you kiss girls faggot!
#132 - gogazo (04/28/2013) [-]
CLITERUS MAXIMUS
#125 - spermbank (04/28/2013) [-]
"Cliterus Maximus" xD
#208 to #125 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
My good sir that is a penis, not a clitoris.
User avatar #275 to #125 - popkornking (04/29/2013) [-]
Careful bro I've been banned for posting that image, srs
#235 - whitehawk (04/29/2013) [-]
MFW i kiss girls
#240 to #235 - jalthelas (04/29/2013) [-]
MFW I kiss no one.
#181 - sircool (04/29/2013) [-]
&quot;I bet you kiss girls fagot&quot; Is funny   
   
&quot;cliterous maximus&quot; however created a new and higher tier of comedy.
"I bet you kiss girls fagot" Is funny

"cliterous maximus" however created a new and higher tier of comedy.
+29
#137 - admiralamory **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#176 to #137 - vexaton ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Oh god my sides!
Oh god my sides!
#184 to #137 - sagedivinity (04/29/2013) [-]
Isn't that from the boondocks?

User avatar #260 to #184 - fukkentyranitar (04/29/2013) [-]
A date with the booty warrior.
#327 to #260 - sagedivinity (04/29/2013) [-]
I thaught so

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