Brutal chicken cooking. How long do chickens work? Around the cluck What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? She kicked the bucket ! Why d chicken chicken

Brutal chicken cooking

Brutal chicken cooking. How long do chickens work? Around the cluck What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? She kicked the bucket ! Why d

How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
She kicked the bucket !

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

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User avatar #62 - Ottovan (04/28/2013) [-]
Cooking is ******* METAL.

Boil lobsters alive
roast dead flesh
Cover dead mothers with their unborn babies

This means Martha Stewart is the queen of the ******* darkness
User avatar #98 to #62 - synystyr (04/29/2013) [-]
That may be the only way I have ever heard something about Martha Stewart and thought of Ozzy....
#50 - MasterManiac (04/28/2013) [-]
How do people still not know that eggs are a chicken's period not an unborn chick?
How do people still not know that eggs are a chicken's period not an unborn chick?
#102 to #50 - rugyakuku (04/29/2013) [-]
Half an unborn child. There problem solved!
User avatar #55 to #50 - HordeyWordey (04/28/2013) [-]
I don't care what it is, as long as it tastes good and doesn't make me sick
User avatar #58 to #50 - kievaughnb (04/28/2013) [-]
They're similar to a period, but not quite. They aren't laid on a menstrual cycle, they're laid (most commonly) because of a type of food fed to hens. Eggs are basically an ovum covered in a fluid that facilitates the growth of the would-be chick.
#71 to #50 - klotrock (04/28/2013) [-]
That's still really disgusting.
User avatar #52 to #50 - TheUsername (04/28/2013) [-]
tell that to a vegan
User avatar #53 to #50 - ajperry (04/28/2013) [-]
Aren't all eggs an unborn child?
Be it chicken, sloth or human?
#82 to #53 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
well, the eggs that we eat are never fertelized, so they are just the like the equivalent period known to humans.
User avatar #75 to #53 - thepunchedface (04/28/2013) [-]
Depends on the view on the definition on 'born'

If 'born' means a fetus popping out of the vajajay or cloaca, then fertilized eggs (the moment of conception) are the ones that should be called unborn

If 'born' means 'has the potential of being fertilized and developing into a fetus', then yes, all eggs are unborn children
#54 to #53 - jojotomaz (04/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #56 to #54 - ajperry (04/28/2013) [-]
Well they are.
User avatar #59 to #56 - MasterManiac (04/28/2013) [-]
The chickens have no way to get impregnated, so the eggs can never actually become chicks. Its the same with women, except when a woman passes her eggs they get destroyed while inside the body rather than passed out whole as for chickens.
User avatar #76 to #59 - ajperry (04/28/2013) [-]
Um... Are you aware how chickens fertilise their eggs?

The female hen lays them then the male roosters spray them with sperm and then they start to develop into chicks.

If they are picked before the male rooster has that chance then they remain unfetilised ovum.

User avatar #79 to #76 - MasterManiac (04/28/2013) [-]
My point is there are NO rooster to fertilise them. Therefore there is no chance of a chick to be born, simple as. What's left is the chickens unfertilised egg, ie. its period.
User avatar #80 to #79 - ajperry (04/28/2013) [-]
I see what you're getting at now then.
#45 - brenton (04/28/2013) [-]
*Amniotic fluid.
#38 - brutalchickenn (04/28/2013) [-]
And I was delicious
User avatar #100 to #38 - brutallyhonest (04/29/2013) [-]
I like you.
User avatar #1 - heartlessrobot (04/28/2013) [-]
Wrong, eggs are a chicken's period, not unborn child.
User avatar #13 to #1 - megashot (04/28/2013) [-]
it's still pretty unborn if you ask me
User avatar #17 to #1 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/28/2013) [-]
But eggs ware layed with the intention of hatching, and we kill them before they develop, much like an abortion.

Eggs are really aborted chicken fetuses.
User avatar #66 to #17 - heartlessrobot (04/28/2013) [-]
Except that's wrong. Chickens lay eggs wether or not they mate with a rooster. The eggs are fertilized only if the chicken mates with a rooster. They will lay eggs regardless.
User avatar #85 to #66 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/28/2013) [-]
You're applying human ways with chicken ways.

Humans have more in common with lava. It's not called a period until it's outside of her body.
#110 to #85 - heartlessrobot (04/29/2013) [-]
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Reproductive cell production is very similar in almost all animals, mainly because it's what works.
#117 to #110 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/29/2013) [-]
Fine, you win. I concede. It made more sense in my head.
Fine, you win. I concede. It made more sense in my head.
User avatar #118 to #117 - heartlessrobot (04/29/2013) [-]
Everything usually does.
User avatar #89 to #17 - nefarian (04/29/2013) [-]
If a female chicken and a male chicken meet, they make baby chickens.
If they don't meet, then the period starts.
#46 to #1 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Do you call the egg that a woman gets rid of during a period the period?
The egg is not the period, but a result of it.
#70 to #1 - thejuicer (04/28/2013) [-]
Thats still pretty 			*******		 brutal.   
gif. unrelated.
Thats still pretty ******* brutal.

gif. unrelated.
#4 to #1 - metis (04/28/2013) [-]
was just about to say that. thanks alot good sir, thanks alot.
#6 to #1 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
If you want to correct an unaccuracy, the least you can do is be accurate yourself. Dumbass...
User avatar #8 to #6 - heartlessrobot (04/28/2013) [-]
And I am being accurate.
User avatar #84 to #1 - gardenmanly (04/28/2013) [-]
depends if the egg is fertilized or not, I think all store-bought eggs are probably unfertilized so you're right, but if you own chickens with at least one rooster in the mix, its probably fertilized. they taste no different really though
User avatar #108 to #84 - heartlessrobot (04/29/2013) [-]
My one friend owns chickens, he keeps the roosters away from the chickens for the most part.
User avatar #113 to #108 - gardenmanly (04/29/2013) [-]
thats probably a smart idea, I have roosters (unintentional roosters, we ordered all hens but 2 of them were roosters) and they are complete assholes when they're around the hens
User avatar #5 to #1 - ScottP (04/28/2013) [-]
That's some really solid periods then
User avatar #7 to #5 - heartlessrobot (04/28/2013) [-]
What, do you think all animals are going to have bodily functions exactly the same as humans?
User avatar #81 to #33 - xxiixx ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
I thought it was supposed to be a chick until the 7th panel where you can see the goatee clearer.
#91 - zuflux ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]

Eggs we eat are Chicken Menstruation.
#115 to #91 - ninjaspartan (04/29/2013) [-]
So will I get just as much protein from eating my wife during her period?
#119 to #115 - zuflux ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Actually you'd get more out of drinking sperm.
Actually you'd get more out of drinking sperm.
#116 to #115 - creepyunclebob (04/29/2013) [-]
Well if you eat your entire wife it's probably much more protein than an egg.
#90 - mariasaturnina (04/29/2013) [-]
#83 - moonnmoon (04/28/2013) [-]
well, the eggs we eat aren't fertilized and they are laid once every 3 days, so it's more like "smothering the flesh of a woman with her period"
#106 to #83 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Still metal.
User avatar #28 - dacookiefreak (04/28/2013) [-]
well, seeing as the egg is not fertilized, it is technically smothering the chicken in her period then eating her
#26 - thechosenwon ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
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#9 - agentfourteen (04/28/2013) [-]
Do you know why it says "Mothers" instead of "Fathers" ? It's because these are chicken breasts. hahahahahahahahahhahahahahah !!!

Why the **** aint yall laughing ?

User avatar #49 to #9 - europe (04/28/2013) [-]
You've automatically been banned from Club Penguin for saying a bad word
User avatar #72 - namesboo (04/28/2013) [-]
The last time I buy a vegans cooking book
User avatar #63 - blaazen (04/28/2013) [-]
...Found the Vegan.
#60 - potatotown (04/28/2013) [-]
Actually, its the chicken's period, not the unborn child

So the unfertilized egg
#23 - forgottenmyshorts (04/28/2013) [-]
Please, it's good food, stop eggsagerating
#78 - stallwallwriter (04/28/2013) [-]
Damn, that made my dinner tonight sound totally metal.
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