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#31 - wmmm
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I think this is more accurate
I think this is more accurate
#88 to #31 - nicoquitemad
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Or I mean, you could just smile and then turn your head. So they can actually notice you. This goes for every gender.
Or I mean, you could just smile and then turn your head. So they can actually notice you. This goes for every gender.
#95 to #88 - greenstrongworld
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I actually did that before. It ended up good because she saw me smile at her and then she made a funny face at me. Then we had a little competition of funny faces. 'twas gud day.
I actually did that before. It ended up good because she saw me smile at her and then she made a funny face at me. Then we had a little competition of funny faces. 'twas gud day.
#98 to #95 - nicoquitemad
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(04/28/2013) [-]
And that advice is rarely given to kids! Why? No one knows.
#1 - rulebysecrecy
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(04/27/2013) [-]
is that how they work?
#12 to #1 - assassinninja
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(04/28/2013) [-]
No. Never try to understand a woman. Women understand other women, and they hate each other.
#19 to #12 - morkotlap
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Actually, no. Women have far shallower relations than they pretend to have. Ask any woman that was once internal part of close-knit mixed-gender pack, or had strong romance-free relation to a guy.

Woman are actually pretty easy to understand. Problem is that most guys tend to focus on what they "should" feel and cannot shake down the ridiculous axiom of human being creature of logic.
#17 to #12 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Women don't understand other women, and they also fail to understand men (for the most part I assume). Just like y'all.
#72 to #17 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
*that was supposed to be for #12
#71 to #17 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Why does this have to be limited to a specific gender? I'm pretty sure everyone is different and being a female alone doesn't render your ability to comprehend others any less than a male. The only reason we can't understand each other would be because of dumbass stereotyping which prevents us from actually trying to understand each other.
#15 to #1 - imadeanaccforthis **User deleted account**
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#35 to #1 - ghostcz
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Not since that accident.
#2 to #1 - trevanman
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(04/27/2013) [-]
yes. not all of them, though.
some of them are cute and like us. but as always; we tend to ignore them.
#48 to #2 - kez
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(04/28/2013) [-]
-- Its a test, girls test guys to try and see if they are for real and to see if they are confident and alpha plus loada other things enough for them. Trying to see if your confidence, manner etc is just a front to try and have sex with them or if you're the real deal bassically.

-- Such as breaking a guys balls a little to see how they react, even sometimes saying kinda harsh stuff like, "Are you gay?" and "You have a big nose (Or any other insult or even "You're ugly"" (When they dont actually think so) to see if you will run away scared with your tail inbetween your legs, or to see if you will be like What ever, You dont scare me and come back with a witty or confident reply.

-- A good reply to an insult I have found is
-- they say "You're ugly"
-- Then confidently and jokingly reply "Oh my god, so are you! We have so much in common" Then doing like a cheeky smile to show it was a joke.

-- When you hear about some guy complaining his girl is being super unreasonable and **** and his wifes a bitch that generally means he got tested and he failed big time. Or it can mean shes a bitch...

Of course all this said and done, if a girl is pushing you away and saying **** off she thats not a test, **** off and leave her alone you failed. Dont want people going around raping girls lol... Just know the difference between genuine disinterest and a test.
#50 to #48 - mattseven
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(04/28/2013) [-]
What is that... a guy that finally understands women?
No... it can't be, that's impossible!
#58 to #48 - fukkendragonite
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Calling her ugly back is possibly THE worst piece of advice ever given by anyone ever.
#67 to #58 - kez
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Take it you are pretty **** with girls then.
#68 to #67 - fukkendragonite
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Yeah I am. But to be honest:

1) Never been in the situation where they said "You're ugly"
2) Telling her she's ugly could make it INCREDIBLY tense in the room if the person isn't any good at making it clear that it's just light-hearted joking.

You forget, this is funnyjunk. Some utterly beta neckbeard is going to go up to some girl and scream "HEY. YOU'RE UGLY. PLEASE RESPOND" and you wouldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses head doing that.
#69 to #68 - kez
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Nah its fine, as long as you dont take it too far or it comes across too harsh. Even then you can always recover, just dont be a little bitch and be all Oh my god i am so sorry please dont leave me cos that makes you look weak, be like I didnt meant it offensively, sorry, you missinterpereted it kinda thing.

Heres a little tip for you though, girls like emotions. If you can send a girl through loads of emotions like happiness, jealousy, insecurity, laughter, lust and all these things, they will like you. Just dont push it too far with any one.

#3 to #2 - rulebysecrecy
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(04/27/2013) [-]
cuz they bitches?
#4 to #3 - trevanman
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(04/27/2013) [-]
not neccesarily. they are nice once in a while. when you can get them to talk to you, or be with you ALONE.
as for the ones who like us; they're not bitches until we're done with them. (you get together with them, break up and then they turn into bitches)
#5 to #4 - rulebysecrecy
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(04/27/2013) [-]
is that what i do?
#6 to #5 - trevanman
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(04/27/2013) [-]
depends. you like a girl; ask her over to do something that might get her attention. I once suggested playing a Dutch game to a Norwegian girl. it worked.

important: get to know the girl. get to know what she likes and dislikes. DON'T stalk her. talk to her, in person or on facebook. (you can talk about whatever you want, just not too personal things)

if you play an instrument offer to play it for her ('hey, i play the *instrument*. would you like me to play it for you sometime?') guitar, piano, drums is the average. flute too. it works if you play cello, violin, saxophone, any instrument that isn't chosen very often.
if she plays an instrument herself; suggest you play together.

if she says yes, ask her if she wants to come over, or if she'd rather want to play music at her place. (or somewhere neutral, like school)
Now, when she comes to your place; it is important you remember her likes and dislikes. (if she dislikes coca cola, it would be foolish to serve her coca cola when she's at your place. serve her something else instead. don't make it too big of a deal, though)

NOTE: doing such a thing might take months of planning as you go. (I asked this girl to come over in August, she came over in December)
#53 to #6 - kez
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(04/28/2013) [-]
To be honest asking a girl over to hear you play an instrument is pretty ******* weird unless you are like well known, atleast in your local circle. Thats why it prob took so long for her to come over...

What you would want to do is have her come over for another reason, could be anything as trivial as I just read this awesome book I know you like, come over and pick it up and have her come in and have something to drink or something, then have your instrument pride of place in the middle of the room or something so she will be like, "Oh you play that instrument?" and you can be yeah, lemme play a little for you.

You coulda easily had her over listening to you play within the week if you went for a less weird approach.

Its also worth noting, you dont try to impress girls, it makes you look weak and worse than them, same way buying a girl a drink is a **** move.

Being really general here, girls want the best guy they can get. If a guy is bending over backwards trying to show off and **** and buying them stuff like drinks the girl will be like this guy thinks he is worse than me so is trying to win me by other ways, If he thinks he is worse than me then I can probably find better. So they get disinterested.

You're all like, "Look at me! Please notice how good I am at this thing, let me impress you because You are so much better than me and i'm not good enough to be able to start talking to you and make you like me that way" I know thats not what you intend to be doing... but thats how it comes across.

Your way of, please listen to me and notice me play the instrument makes you look kinda weak.

My way of, oh your here anyways? Oh, It just came up that i play this instrument and I ******* rock at it? Yeah, thats just me, pretty ******* awesome.

See the difference bro?
#105 to #53 - trevanman
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(04/29/2013) [-]
that's what I'll do next time
#107 to #105 - kez
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Just re read my comment, sorry if it came across as mean. Not what I meant.

=).
#8 to #6 - funnyrage
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(04/28/2013) [-]
yeah well i think you can't play the drums to impress her unless you are like a god behind those things.
#7 to #6 - rulebysecrecy
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(04/27/2013) [-]
are you sure?
#106 to #7 - trevanman
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(04/29/2013) [-]
pretty much
#108 to #106 - rulebysecrecy
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Jesus soo much advice in this thread.

i like it all soo much, yet i am soo beta, OH so beta.

still good work boys
#109 to #108 - trevanman
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(05/01/2013) [-]
Gotta help the bros out, y'know?
#110 to #109 - rulebysecrecy
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(05/01/2013) [-]
yee buddy
#11 - antigravitycake ONLINE
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(04/28/2013) [-]
you mean women can turn it off?
you mean women can turn it off?
#18 to #11 - envinite ONLINE
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Is this the same show where a japanese women running while ******** some kind of pink liquid?
#41 to #18 - redblackstar
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Sharing a great story for sauce...
#60 to #41 - admiralen
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(04/28/2013) [-]
wtf, he was banned for it
#82 to #60 - ugoboom
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Have you ever even been on 4chan before?

When you create a new thread or reply, you have name, email, and subject fields. The subject field shows up as red. He simply made the subject "(USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST)".
#83 to #82 - admiralen
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(04/28/2013) [-]
ok, sorry for not examining everything everywhere on 4chan, im there on ocation but theres a bit to much random porn on /b/ for me
#62 to #60 - redblackstar
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(04/28/2013) [-]
That's what I was thinking actually... oh and where mah sauce at?
#42 to #18 - buldu
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(04/28/2013) [-]
a japanese women
#28 - blastwave
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(04/28/2013) [-]
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#86 to #28 - iamjustheretoroll
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I'd **** her so hard
#99 to #86 - drtfgyhuj
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(04/28/2013) [-]
CLAIRE HOLT!
#93 to #86 - arialynx
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(04/28/2013) [-]
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#14 - ajroach
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(04/28/2013) [-]
those thats why all girls are bitches to me
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#40 to #14 - redblackstar
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(04/28/2013) [-]
This guy looks like Marshall from HIMYM.
#10 - gunnay
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(04/28/2013) [-]
there are 2 girls at my gym - whem im there theyre allways watching me and staring at me, after that they wisper something to eachother... but they never smile.. weird stuff o.0
#51 to #10 - mattseven
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(04/28/2013) [-]
If they don't giggle or smile, it can't be good.
#57 to #51 - gunnay
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(04/28/2013) [-]
back in january - when i saw them the first time i smiled at them and walked away because they didnt know how to use the stepper - since then they are watching me o.0 or at least i got the feeling - maybe im watching them all the time
back in january - when i saw them the first time i smiled at them and walked away because they didnt know how to use the stepper - since then they are watching me o.0 or at least i got the feeling - maybe im watching them all the time
#55 to #10 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
**** THEM UP!!!
#16 to #10 - imadeanaccforthis **User deleted account**
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#56 to #16 - gunnay
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(04/28/2013) [-]
aw hell no! nobody was supposed to know my secret! DAMN YOU
aw hell no! nobody was supposed to know my secret! DAMN YOU
#22 - Milos
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(04/28/2013) [-]
**Milos rolls 117**
DESTINY CALLS ME! ONE NIGHT OF FIRE, ONE SHOT AT GLORY!
#23 to #22 - Milos
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(04/28/2013) [-]
****
#44 to #22 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1** - 117 for trips
#63 to #44 - dizzleboy
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(04/28/2013) [-]
wat?
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#30 to #22 - derpwolf ONLINE
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(04/28/2013) [-]
At least you tried.
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#49 - failstvable [OP] **User deleted account**
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#75 to #49 - schneidend ONLINE
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I think I know more about fighting than the poor guy trying bend somebody's arm in a direction it naturally goes. That's...very sad. I don't even lift. Pic related, it's my noodly weakling arms in action.
I think I know more about fighting than the poor guy trying bend somebody's arm in a direction it naturally goes. That's...very sad. I don't even lift. Pic related, it's my noodly weakling arms in action.
#52 to #49 - spectralbanshee
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(04/28/2013) [-]
#70 to #52 - crimzonsoulreaper
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(04/28/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD, these small-face-big-head pictures always kills me.
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#39 - errdayimfjing
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(04/28/2013) [-]
protip: if you're staring at a crush and they look at you, just smile at them. You've done nothing wrong, and who knows? they may even think of you as a nice guy.
#103 to #39 - bloodmachine
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Yea smile at them they'll think you're "nice".
Yea smile at them they'll think you're "nice".
#43 to #39 - yugzer
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Lol, idk what world you're from.
#47 to #39 - moggz
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Unless you have been staring at them. for 25 minutes. outside....their window...naked...with your junk in your hand. Then they call the cops.. and for some reason the cops start to stare at her... bitch was that hot
#9 - fuiuki
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(04/28/2013) [-]
When I see someone cute, I usually try to start a staring contest.
#21 to #9 - ladyluna
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Has that ever worked for you? I can't imagine that would work very well.
#24 to #21 - fuiuki
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(04/28/2013) [-]
If the person can't tolerate that, then it's doomed. But I haven't even had a real boyfriend yet, so I can't really say it worked. :P
#32 to #24 - Sethorein
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(04/28/2013) [-]
...it's kind of like the uncanny valley.

The longer you stare the more awkward it becomes. At first it's like "WOAH a girl is looking at me, my ego boosted +1"! Then he's all like, "DAMN she's maintaining eye contact, she totally wants the D"! Then he's nervous, I wonder if she's having a stroke..." Then he's concerned, "I wonder if she's going to kill me". Then he's understood the challenge, "THIS CUNT THINKS SHE CAN OUTSTARE ME"?!

And then one of you blinks and he either leaves in shame or slams a football that he pulled out his pocket on the ground in victory.

Neither outcome produces a boyfriend but at least uncanny valley is escaped :D