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#6 - SomeSortofBacon
Reply +86
(04/28/2013) [-]
#45 to #6 - turtletroll
Reply +7
(04/28/2013) [-]
You made me laugh.   
   
 Do it again.
You made me laugh.

Do it again.
#47 to #45 - SomeSortofBacon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
#101 to #47 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#1 - twi ONLINE
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(04/27/2013) [-]
>go to McDonalds
>spaghetie everywhere
>9/10 girl at register
>eat rock
>people saw
#93 to #1 - norriz
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(04/28/2013) [-]
is kil
no
#30 to #1 - miscarriage
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(04/28/2013) [-]
hhol
#90 to #1 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
feelsbatman.jpg
#94 to #1 - photoshoppinfuck
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(04/28/2013) [-]
>Go out of McDonalds
>Houston we have a problem
>Gandalf says: You shall not spass
>Spass the **** out on sidewalk
>Milk is healthy if drinken while being tied to a chair
>I hate 1274 A.D
#85 to #1 - commandorazor **User deleted account**
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#57 to #1 - tiberioustyphr
Reply +5
(04/28/2013) [-]
You forgot 9/11
#2 to #1 - wayfarer
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(04/28/2013) [-]
#7 to #2 - gunnay
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(04/28/2013) [-]
#27 to #1 - youareohsowrong
Reply +17
(04/28/2013) [-]
Half life three confirmed.
#61 to #1 - garentei
Reply +18
(04/28/2013) [-]
>working out at the gym
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>**** all over the wall
>600 lbs naked guy comes out the door
>it's all ogre now
>never went there again
#62 to #61 - twi ONLINE
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(04/28/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#28 to #1 - rayeslegend
Reply +22
(04/28/2013) [-]
>Hanging out with my friends
>**** my pants
>In west Philadelphia born and raised...
#3 to #1 - maxismahname
Reply +44
(04/28/2013) [-]
>bill murray says "Nobody will believe you"
>mfw
#96 to #3 - lightshadow
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Oh my god I remember that green text
#4 to #1 - scant
Reply +67
(04/28/2013) [-]
>1985+28
>get on the floor
>implying girugamesh
#100 to #4 - anon
Reply -1
(04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#16 - beardarama
Reply +47
(04/28/2013) [-]
>be gamma   
>12/8 female approaches   
>excrete diarrhea from fingertips   
>girl marinates nipples with chocolate sauce    
>everythingwentbetterthanaftertheaccident.exe   
>continue to rectum ream the **** out of a zebra   
>tfw I am a plastic rock
>be gamma
>12/8 female approaches
>excrete diarrhea from fingertips
>girl marinates nipples with chocolate sauce
>everythingwentbetterthanaftertheaccident.exe
>continue to rectum ream the **** out of a zebra
>tfw I am a plastic rock
#74 to #16 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I always wondered...
Does anyone know where that GIF is from?
#12 - hokon
Reply +47
(04/28/2013) [-]
>Playing game with Herbert
>Suddenly Klaus Hugo
>Noodle's spew everywhere
>Body fluids on my palms
>Knees have less strength
>Arms become heavier
>Mom's spahgetti

#13 - whatasickname
Reply +38
(04/28/2013) [-]
welp, cant argue with that.
welp, cant argue with that.
#79 to #13 - lordgrammarnazi
Reply -2
(04/28/2013) [-]
Can't*
#55 to #13 - regardsuncledolan
Reply 0
(04/28/2013) [-]
Quick! Somebody call the SCP foundation!
#15 to #13 - SomeSortofBacon
Reply +6
(04/28/2013) [-]
Looks like a "Tool" video
Looks like a "Tool" video
#89 to #15 - anon
Reply 0
(04/28/2013) [-]
is it?
#33 - Pepamint
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(04/28/2013) [-]
#52 - algonquin
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(04/28/2013) [-]
#25 - BillyRyan
Reply +20
(04/28/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, eighteen days earlier ...

Meta repost.
#40 - juicyjuice
Reply +17
(04/28/2013) [-]
'Two strawberries were sitting in the bathtub, one said to the other 'can you pass the soap' the other replies 'what the **** do I look like, a typewriter?'
#46 to #40 - robinwilliamson
Reply +6
(04/28/2013) [-]
You forgot the part where the other cactus says the double punchline "and that's how I became a gynecologist"
#43 to #40 - freegzuz
Reply +8
(04/28/2013) [-]
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#42 - fukyeahraptorr
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