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User avatar #1 - twi (04/27/2013) [-]
>go to McDonalds
>spaghetie everywhere
>9/10 girl at register
>eat rock
>people saw
User avatar #93 to #1 - norriz (04/28/2013) [-]
is kil
no
#90 to #1 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
feelsbatman.jpg
User avatar #30 to #1 - miscarriage (04/28/2013) [-]
hhol
User avatar #94 to #1 - photoshoppinfuck (04/28/2013) [-]
>Go out of McDonalds
>Houston we have a problem
>Gandalf says: You shall not spass
>Spass the **** out on sidewalk
>Milk is healthy if drinken while being tied to a chair
>I hate 1274 A.D
+2
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User avatar #57 to #1 - tiberioustyphr (04/28/2013) [-]
You forgot 9/11
User avatar #27 to #1 - youareohsowrong (04/28/2013) [-]
Half life three confirmed.
User avatar #28 to #1 - rayeslegend (04/28/2013) [-]
>Hanging out with my friends
> **** my pants
>In west Philadelphia born and raised...
User avatar #61 to #1 - garentei (04/28/2013) [-]
>working out at the gym
>feelsgoodman.jpg
> **** all over the wall
>600 lbs naked guy comes out the door
>it's all ogre now
>never went there again
#62 to #61 - twi (04/28/2013) [-]
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#3 to #1 - maxismahname (04/28/2013) [-]
>bill murray says "Nobody will believe you"
>mfw
User avatar #96 to #3 - lightshadow (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh my god I remember that green text
#4 to #1 - scant (04/28/2013) [-]
>1985+28
>get on the floor
>implying girugamesh
#100 to #4 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#13 - whatasickname (04/28/2013) [-]
welp, cant argue with that.
welp, cant argue with that.
#79 to #13 - lordgrammarnazi (04/28/2013) [-]
Can't*
#55 to #13 - regardsuncledolan (04/28/2013) [-]
Quick! Somebody call the SCP foundation!
#15 to #13 - SomeSortofBacon (04/28/2013) [-]
Looks like a "Tool" video
Looks like a "Tool" video
#89 to #15 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
is it?
#45 to #6 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
You made me laugh.   
   
 Do it again.
You made me laugh.

Do it again.
#101 to #47 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #12 - hokon (04/28/2013) [-]
>Playing game with Herbert
>Suddenly Klaus Hugo
>Noodle's spew everywhere
>Body fluids on my palms
>Knees have less strength
>Arms become heavier
>Mom's spahgetti

#26 - studbeefpile (04/28/2013) [-]
When I was in 'Nam, my favorite number was baked potatoes.
#32 - climatus (04/28/2013) [-]
somewhat related
#16 - beardarama (04/28/2013) [-]
>be gamma   
>12/8 female approaches   
>excrete diarrhea from fingertips   
>girl marinates nipples with chocolate sauce    
>everythingwentbetterthanaftertheaccident.exe   
>continue to rectum ream the 			****		 out of a zebra   
>tfw I am a plastic rock
>be gamma
>12/8 female approaches
>excrete diarrhea from fingertips
>girl marinates nipples with chocolate sauce
>everythingwentbetterthanaftertheaccident.exe
>continue to rectum ream the **** out of a zebra
>tfw I am a plastic rock
#74 to #16 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
I always wondered...
Does anyone know where that GIF is from?
#25 - BillyRyan (04/28/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, eighteen days earlier ...

Meta repost.
#40 - juicyjuice (04/28/2013) [-]
'Two strawberries were sitting in the bathtub, one said to the other 'can you pass the soap' the other replies 'what the **** do I look like, a typewriter?'
User avatar #46 to #40 - robinwilliamson ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
You forgot the part where the other cactus says the double punchline "and that's how I became a gynecologist"
#43 to #40 - freegzuz (04/28/2013) [-]
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#49 - ihatem ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
I really don't think that democrats could stand a chance in this, because if the mallards aren't even good enough to eat the caribou with one hand then Kate Upton won't have any idea how the Sprite company could compete with sodomy, because we all know that as soon as one elephant starts ******** in the woods, we might as well go **** a sex with our intercourse right up the sexual innuendo, unless you really want to go the extra mile and say "Oh, well 50 Cent doesn't understand why I'm not a lesbian, so why don't we all just get along", but you don't even America because freedom and bitches, so like, I just have one question for you ************* sucking midget cocks and your vaginas harvesting wheat for our lord savior Satan: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
#83 to #49 - lordgrammarnazi (04/28/2013) [-]
Democrats*
#86 - azinfoo (04/28/2013) [-]
>Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
#103 to #86 - potatotown (04/28/2013) [-]
Preparing Shrek dump.
will commence unless otherwise instructed
#10 - Xiiko (04/28/2013) [-]
>Americans are Fat   
   
   
   
oh boy
>Americans are Fat



oh boy
#76 - windmagevaati (04/28/2013) [-]
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#110 to #76 - jjkamano (04/29/2013) [-]
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#111 to #76 - jjkamano (04/29/2013) [-]
Response #2   
#hashtags #are #for #faggots
Response #2
#hashtags #are #for #faggots
#22 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
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Thank you Obama!
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