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Submitted: 04/27/2013
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#6 - SomeSortofBacon (04/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #1 - twi (04/27/2013) [+] (16 replies)
>go to McDonalds
>spaghetie everywhere
>9/10 girl at register
>eat rock
>people saw
#4 to #1 - scant (04/28/2013) [-]
>get on the floor
>implying girugamesh
#16 - beardarama (04/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be gamma   
>12/8 female approaches   
>excrete diarrhea from fingertips   
>girl marinates nipples with chocolate sauce    
>continue to rectum ream the 						****					 out of a zebra   
>tfw I am a plastic rock
>be gamma
>12/8 female approaches
>excrete diarrhea from fingertips
>girl marinates nipples with chocolate sauce
>continue to rectum ream the **** out of a zebra
>tfw I am a plastic rock
User avatar #12 - hokon (04/28/2013) [-]
>Playing game with Herbert
>Suddenly Klaus Hugo
>Noodle's spew everywhere
>Body fluids on my palms
>Knees have less strength
>Arms become heavier
>Mom's spahgetti

#13 - whatasickname (04/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
welp, cant argue with that.
welp, cant argue with that.
#25 - BillyRyan (04/28/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, eighteen days earlier ...

Meta repost.
#40 - juicyjuice (04/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
'Two strawberries were sitting in the bathtub, one said to the other 'can you pass the soap' the other replies 'what the **** do I look like, a typewriter?'
#26 - studbeefpile ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
When I was in 'Nam, my favorite number was baked potatoes.
#32 - climatus (04/28/2013) [-]
somewhat related
#49 - ihatem (04/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I really don't think that democrats could stand a chance in this, because if the mallards aren't even good enough to eat the caribou with one hand then Kate Upton won't have any idea how the Sprite company could compete with sodomy, because we all know that as soon as one elephant starts ******** in the woods, we might as well go **** a sex with our intercourse right up the sexual innuendo, unless you really want to go the extra mile and say "Oh, well 50 Cent doesn't understand why I'm not a lesbian, so why don't we all just get along", but you don't even America because freedom and bitches, so like, I just have one question for you ************* sucking midget cocks and your vaginas harvesting wheat for our lord savior Satan: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
#9 - bitchplzzz (04/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#76 - windmagevaati (04/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #50 - creosote (04/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>Hot girl in produce isle
>No Gandhi, but would bang
>I start feeling up fruit for ripeness
>She starts touching herself
>I take a cherry and crush it in my hand
>She moans with pleasure
>Next I go for the pineapples
>By the time I get to the oranges she's practically crying with pleasure.
>She fingers herself with one hand and calls me over with the other
>My dick is rock hard
>I slip my hand down her pants and feel a penis
>Spaghetti spews from my nostrils
>She looks me dead in the eye and in a familiar voice whispers "Nobody will believe you"
#22 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
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Thank you Obama!
User avatar #17 - szymonf (04/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i laughed because americans are fat.
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