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#348 - dandamanzx ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
Damn right. We Americans are a bunch of random-ass 						*********					.
Damn right. We Americans are a bunch of random-ass ********* .
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#320 - shmedly (04/28/2013) [-]
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#319 - usmcoorah (04/28/2013) [-]
“Do not attack the First Marine Division. Leave the yellowlegs alone. Strike the American Army.” Orders given to Communist troops in the Korean War; shortly afterward, the Marines were ordered to not wear their khaki leggings.

"They're on our right, they're on our left, they're in front of us, they're behind us; they can't get away from us this time."
Chesty Puller, USMC, Chosin Reservoir, Korean War

"Old breed? New breed? There's not a damn bit of difference so long as it's the Marine breed." Chesty Puller, USMC

Oo ******* rah. Semper Fidelis.
#333 to #330 - usmcoorah (04/28/2013) [-]
Hes the modern day Chesty Puller. One of my idols too.
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#311 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
wow
#304 - majortomcomics (04/28/2013) [-]
They do practice chaos. And it is effective, it is what has gotten them to the top.

"Show me a man who will jump out of an airplane, and I'll show you a man who'll fight."

Author: General James Gavin

Those words were spoken of the Airborne, when it was a crazy thought. But it brought death from above. It was effective.
#288 - nickbeauchamp (04/28/2013) [-]
hey guys, looking for maybe some new people to talk to, make some friends or whatever, know this sounds random and weird but if anyone wants to send me a friend request or inbox me
User avatar #316 to #288 - jayblue (04/28/2013) [-]
I concur with the N. Korean citizen, except I don't know where I ended up, but I will try again new friend.
#301 to #288 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
Last time I replied to a message like this, I woke up in a field with a power ranger doll up my ass.
User avatar #297 to #288 - mrhumperdoodle (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm down
#310 to #297 - nickbeauchamp (04/28/2013) [-]
send me a friend request and inbox me then
User avatar #279 - wolflink (04/28/2013) [-]
what
#276 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #274 - arlingtonn (04/28/2013) [-]
WHY IS EVERBODY YELLING
#291 to #274 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
Because if you overwhelm their ears, Asians can't hear your thoughts.
#271 - levchenko (04/28/2013) [-]
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Seems legit?
User avatar #273 to #271 - majortomcomics (04/28/2013) [-]
They are taken from Russian documents, they aren't going to say which ones, but one can assume it was a planning document from the cold-war. It doesn't really need to be titled differently, it sounds very unofficial, but there's really no other way to put it.
#282 to #273 - fuckincanuck (04/28/2013) [-]
why not say which one? :P
User avatar #296 to #282 - majortomcomics (04/28/2013) [-]
I believe it's interesting in and of itself that they observed that, which is true. Also can't imagine that the documents themselves would be open to the public. I think it's just a fun tidbit.
User avatar #278 to #273 - levchenko (04/28/2013) [-]
Its fake and gay...
User avatar #298 to #278 - majortomcomics (04/28/2013) [-]
It is true of the American Military, so I would not doubt this documents validity.
User avatar #303 to #298 - levchenko (04/28/2013) [-]
Looks like Propaganda to me...

Typical "Murica"

User avatar #309 to #303 - majortomcomics (04/28/2013) [-]
America is not typically one to use propaganda. They are words of encouragement, I think. They are encouraging you to go ******** on the enemy. The message tells you to trust instinct.
#314 to #309 - levchenko (04/28/2013) [-]
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"America is not typically one to use propaganda"

The Soviet Union said the same thing...
User avatar #325 to #314 - majortomcomics (04/28/2013) [-]
The Soviet Union used much propaganda. As did the u.s. Please, allow me to reword. This was a military manual, propaganda would not be used in it, they are already going to war. Basically the only propaganda the U.S, used was in times of war, and that was encouraging people to enlist.
#270 - iheartidiots (04/28/2013) [-]
'Murica
#321 to #270 - potatotown (04/28/2013) [-]
Is that Donald Glover?
#272 to #270 - heyguyth (04/28/2013) [-]
Neither *do our enemies.
Does is singular.
#287 to #272 - jaggedpvp (04/28/2013) [-]
The spelling mistake is on purpose
User avatar #283 to #277 - heyguyth (04/28/2013) [-]
i lol'ed
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User avatar #260 - thebrifromhell (04/28/2013) [-]
"Don't forget," Patton barked, "you men don't know that I'm here. No mention of that fact is to be made in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell happened to me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this Army. I'm not even supposed to be here in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the Goddamned Germans. Some day I want to see them raise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl, 'Jesus Christ, it's the Goddamned Third Army again and that ********************** Patton'."
User avatar #249 - mesr (04/28/2013) [-]
If it moves, salute it...
If it doesn't move, pick it up...
if it is too big to pick up, paint it...

Standard Operating Procedure for the american army during WWII.
#246 - konradkurze (04/28/2013) [-]
cant predict the actions of USA past the point where they run in screaming Leroy Jenkins

after that they make up **** as they go along
#244 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
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