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#230 to #6 - commandorazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #124 to #6 - winstonsexton (04/28/2013) [-]
this looks a lot like team fortress
User avatar #57 to #6 - Deavas ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
tf2 in a ntshell
#232 to #6 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
aaah i see they have a bard.
User avatar #12 to #6 - legion ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
my left 4 dead team during dark carnival

User avatar #21 to #6 - Kirbyman (04/28/2013) [-]
Every team always needs a bard.
#196 to #105 - Naimzorz (04/28/2013) [-]
There's always that one demoknight...
User avatar #106 to #105 - paesani (04/28/2013) [-]
******* snipers always scared me when they kill me.
#15 to #6 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Could you imagine, now hear me out, you being a muslim terrorist, just chilling in your home making IED's and **** . You hear a loud bang and the you see the door fly off it's hinges, and as you look up you see a marine with a glorious beard breaking a guitar over your pal Achmed's head somehow killing him instantly. You then pan left and see another marine literally beating to death your other friend, his name is Achmed as well things sometimes get confusing, with nothing more than boxing gloves. As this happens you pick up your AK-47, but a third marine charges you with a baseball bat and smashes your hand causing you to drop your weapon. The whole time a fourth marine stands in the doorway with M16 in hand as a daunting reminder that you have no control of the situation. They don't kill you though. In broken Arabic they tell you to spread the word of their actions and then they just leave.
User avatar #101 to #15 - thedutchs (04/28/2013) [-]
THEY KILLED ACHMED?

Which one?

BOTH
#243 to #101 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#214 to #15 - bagofshit (04/28/2013) [-]
**** Anon...My sides, you ****** .
#204 to #15 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Those are not Marine's those guys are special forces (you can tell because Marine's can't have beards)
User avatar #352 to #15 - Schwarzenegger (04/29/2013) [-]
Those aren't Marines. Marines wear the MARPAT digital camouflage pattern.
#241 to #15 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
those are green berets you media-loving idiot.
marines aren't the only fighting force we have....
#74 - motorbowden (04/28/2013) [-]
See they're going to be looking for the army guys
#10 - keyoke (04/28/2013) [-]
Is the irony of this document lost upon the internet?
This is a american manual, describing a doctrine about not following doctrines and reading manuals.
#223 to #10 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
there is a difference between not having any strategic knowledge at all and being unpredictable about which strategy you might use.
#247 to #223 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #280 to #247 - menqudoneix (04/28/2013) [-]
you know what? **** you anon. you're not getting the thumbs down your loose anus so desperately desires.

here's a thumbs up.

you don't know what to do with it? too bad.
#365 to #223 - keyoke (04/29/2013) [-]
Strategy? We were talking about doctrine. Its not the same mate.
#20 - ShadeElement (04/28/2013) [-]
We have a saying in the U.S. Military-   
"If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid."   
   
One of the first things they taught us in Basic was: In war, 			****		 gets 			******		 up. So don't count on anything. Be self sufficient, flexible, improvise, and play it by ear.    
   
Flying by the seat of our pants might look crazy, but its what we're trained to do.   
   
And it works.
We have a saying in the U.S. Military-
"If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid."

One of the first things they taught us in Basic was: In war, **** gets ****** up. So don't count on anything. Be self sufficient, flexible, improvise, and play it by ear.

Flying by the seat of our pants might look crazy, but its what we're trained to do.

And it works.
#258 to #20 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Actually the reason the U.S. Military works is because EVERYONE knows the mission, from the highest ranking person to the lowest. That's why they have TLP's, oporders, mission briefings, overseas you will do practice missions before your missions. Not to mention our air strength. As much as I hate Air Force assholes, the way I judge a miltary might is by their air power.
#285 to #258 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#252 to #20 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Trained to wing it kinda sounds like an oxymoron.
User avatar #29 to #20 - jollybollocks (04/28/2013) [-]
>it works
User avatar #43 to #29 - thesuperhanz (04/28/2013) [-]
>Vietnam
#140 to #43 - ungabunga (04/28/2013) [-]
name a country with a 100% success rate.
User avatar #156 to #140 - nogphille (04/28/2013) [-]
France.
few men have ever died fleeing.
#157 to #156 - ungabunga (04/28/2013) [-]
Excellent point. I concede.
User avatar #158 to #157 - nogphille (04/28/2013) [-]
you'd make a good frenchman.
#250 to #158 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#191 to #156 - mrmcput ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
Tell that to the French army that fled Russia.
#216 to #156 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
k, well not french but i hate when people say the french surrendered a lot, out of hundreds upon hundreds of wars they have surrender maybe 10 times, most people jest them for surrendering out of ww2, but they had no choice and they did it for a great reason and still really helped with the war afterwards, the french, after they surrender sent saboteurs into the german army and ****** **** up...and a lot of **** was then promptly... ****** up.
User avatar #226 to #216 - nogphille (04/28/2013) [-]
it's a joke, coming from stereotypes. I couldn't care less if not all midgets smell like cabbage or whether black people actually buy the bikes they ride.
User avatar #239 to #226 - coolcalx (04/28/2013) [-]
>midgets smell like cabbage
am I missing some stereotype here?
User avatar #254 to #239 - nogphille (04/28/2013) [-]
you're in need of a rewatching of austin powers.
User avatar #2 - faktura (04/27/2013) [-]
Best strategy ever

#3 to #2 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
*roll image* Spray and pray.
#7 to #2 - freeyourmind (04/28/2013) [-]
**freeyourmind rolled a random image posted in comment #1733100 at Friendly ** my strategy
User avatar #27 to #7 - nustix (04/28/2013) [-]
Give your oponents feels?
User avatar #11 to #7 - LordZebedee (04/28/2013) [-]
I want to be a part of your strategy
#62 - frotw ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
You see, America is like that kid who just mashes buttons but wins every game
<-image related, military tactical commander for USA
#366 to #62 - saxong (04/30/2013) [-]
Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!
#115 to #62 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
"wins every game" no **** America wins their wars since they only go to war if they outnumber their enemies 10 to 1. That's just bad.
User avatar #207 to #115 - keiishiyama (04/28/2013) [-]
>10 to 1

I'd love to know where you get those statistics because that's some ******** . We've been outnumbered, and many times outgunned, by our enemies. Somehow we've always won.
User avatar #237 to #207 - klotrock (04/28/2013) [-]
Always win our wars huh? How have you people overlooked the defeats that are Vietnam and Afghanistan?
User avatar #256 to #237 - failtolawl (04/28/2013) [-]
>Afghanistan
>military defeat

>Vietnam
>military defeat

you serious bro?
User avatar #257 to #256 - klotrock (04/28/2013) [-]
What does that even mean? A military defeat on whose part?
User avatar #261 to #257 - failtolawl (04/28/2013) [-]
well let's have an adventure to your comment.

"have you people overlooked the defeats that are Vietnam and Afghanistan?"

assuming you are talking about the united states being defeated, I was concurring with "are you serious" because neither of those were military defeats, and Afghanistan isn't a defeat on any level, because we are still fighting, and destroying any enemies in the process.
User avatar #302 to #261 - klotrock (04/28/2013) [-]
Well Aren't you uneducated. In Vietnam the United States had to give up and sign an armistice and then North Vietnam become one with South Vietnam as a communist state which the U.S was trying to prevent. In Afghanistan, while there is still fighting there most of the military forces have been removed since it is a never ending battle with the real enemy Taliban being almost indistinguishable from the rest of the population and the U.S is allied to the government there so it can't just start dropping bombs randomly and the insurgents know the land so well that no one will ever get an upper hand fighting them on their land. This inevitability has been proven when the Soviet Union, a greater military power than the U.S, lost the war there too. I am a Global Studies student and I know what I'm talking about so think twice before speaking about something you know nothing about.
User avatar #323 to #302 - failtolawl (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh fiesty, but it seems you still do not know what you are talking about. The united states lost all home support for the Vietnamese war after the Tet offensive (although a complete failure on the NVA's end), pushing Americans to sue for peace. After Operation Rolling thunder, where we annihilated the North Vietnamese armies, Hanoi agreed. You need to go through your "Global studies" notes and find out what a military defeat was.

In Afghanistan, the sole purpose was to dismantle the Taliban government and remove the al-qaeda influence, which guess what we did? A completely different story in comparison to the soviet invasion, which they did not overthrow the taliban.

we are only fighting ultra-muslims in Afghanistan, none of which are our objective.
#339 to #323 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Operation Rolling Thunder was a failure and instead of spewing my opinions like you I will actually provide sources. [url deleted]
and
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And as for Afghanistan when NATO and U.S forces finally leaves there, it will be as if the last 12 years never happened. There will not be a trace they were ever there. Karzai will flee or be killed, and the Taliban will take over the entire country. All the lives lost, all the money spent, will be for nothing.
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It seems you one of those people that are just so blinded by nationalism and comfortably spoon fed the contrived version of events the media spins. I'm done with this argument if you're even worthy of partaking in it.
User avatar #351 to #237 - keiishiyama (04/29/2013) [-]
Vietnam was a political defeat. We beat the last-ditch Tet Offensive and could've retaliated VERY swiftly if we had a less ass-sucking government.
User avatar #193 to #115 - traelos (04/28/2013) [-]
If we only go to war if we outnumber our enemies 10 to 1 then I'd like you to explain the Revolutionary war, The Spanish American War, The American Civil War, World War 1, World War 2, and while it technically never came to fruition, the Cold War.
#182 to #115 - mrmcput ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
So? It helps to have every advantage you can. War isn't about being "fair".
#185 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here.
User avatar #242 to #185 - AMTZ (04/28/2013) [-]
>Foreign hordes
>Native American bottom right
>wut
User avatar #251 to #242 - konradkurze (04/28/2013) [-]
yeah according to european sellters....the non-european people already living in usa before they came, are invaders
the british were effectively cuckoo birds kicking another birds eggs out of the nest and calling it their own
#19 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
My Grandad used to say, "When the Germans flew over we ducked, when we flew over the Germans ducked and when the Americans flew over everybody ducked."
User avatar #163 to #19 - werrew (04/28/2013) [-]
What country was your Grandad from ?
#24 to #19 - kingpongthedon (04/28/2013) [-]
Why was your granddad worrying about German planes? Surely you mean Japanese as I don't recall any Luftwaffe in the Korean Peninsula.
User avatar #40 to #19 - benedicto (04/28/2013) [-]
quack.
User avatar #146 - rel (04/28/2013) [-]
Our army has so many twists and turns, M. Knight Shyamalamadingdong should be our general.
#189 - agentpurplek (04/28/2013) [-]
'Merica
#194 to #189 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
That's just a parrot who's been freed of flamboyant colors.
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User avatar #172 to #145 - meganinja (04/28/2013) [-]
>invade
Wow how do you even misspell liberate that badly?
User avatar #190 to #172 - ponyfcker (04/28/2013) [-]
I think you mean, spreading our Freedom.
#26 - forevertrombone (04/28/2013) [-]
There's a difference between practicing chaos and just being highly adaptable.
There's a difference between practicing chaos and just being highly adaptable.
User avatar #42 to #26 - thesuperhanz (04/28/2013) [-]
America were so adaptable to Vietnam...
User avatar #46 to #42 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #48 to #46 - thesuperhanz (04/28/2013) [-]
Meaning actually that America are not highly adaptable just chaotic as in Vietnam if they had adapted to jungle warfare they would have won
#95 to #48 - winglit (04/28/2013) [-]
We almost did win? the Tet offensive was a last ditch effort which failed, it just shocked the American populace so much they demanded we pull out we lost the war in the Media not the actual fighting
User avatar #324 to #95 - thesuperhanz (04/28/2013) [-]
>We almost did win
>almost win
>almost
>almost winning isn't winning
#331 to #324 - winglit (04/28/2013) [-]
...k?
User avatar #53 to #48 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
that wasn't the main problem though(well from stuff i read). the problem was America(citizens) was totally against the war. They showed the Vietnam war on television with no censorship.after people saw what was truly happening, massive movements against the War pretty much undermined the entire thing, on top of that people in those protests were killed....that war was just...well ****** up. i wouldn't say we lost to them but we kind of beat ourselves.
User avatar #259 to #53 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
this website is so backwards
#332 to #259 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Then get the **** off.
User avatar #335 to #332 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
nah i'm good. ill just think that the comment section has some special people.
User avatar #54 to #53 - thesuperhanz (04/28/2013) [-]
VC undefeated
User avatar #55 to #54 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
what does that...nevermind.
#176 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
pretty bad when a nazi and a commie have enough respect to spell it America, but some punk kid doesn't
User avatar #260 - thebrifromhell (04/28/2013) [-]
"Don't forget," Patton barked, "you men don't know that I'm here. No mention of that fact is to be made in any letters. The world is not supposed to know what the hell happened to me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this Army. I'm not even supposed to be here in England. Let the first bastards to find out be the Goddamned Germans. Some day I want to see them raise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl, 'Jesus Christ, it's the Goddamned Third Army again and that ********************** Patton'."
#231 - undeadwill (04/28/2013) [-]
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That's the beautiful thing about freedom. It makes things chaotic enough that no one knows how to **** with you but orderly enough we are force to be feared.
#133 - xcat (04/28/2013) [-]
click for details
User avatar #151 to #133 - multimedia (04/28/2013) [-]
You guys are stupid. They'll be looking for Army guys.
#299 to #33 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
i love that this picture is an automatic ********* starter. success breeds jealousy indeed.
#369 to #368 - killyojoy (10/21/2013) [-]
I made that comment 6 months ago, wtf are you doing?
#37 to #33 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
would you look at that, no one has ever been to the moon!
Go there in the 60s, up until recently we didnt even have the technology to reach another planet let alone send people there.
everything about the footage that supposedl was shot on the moon is pure ******** .
if it where possible to go there, WHY THE **** did no one lese go to the moon for half a century?
Rich companies offer 0-G flights where they go close to outer space.. if it where possible to go to the moon dont you think that there would be conpanies keen on getting there and make a fortune with the retards that wanna go.
User avatar #39 to #37 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
This is so retarded
Im calling troll
#38 to #37 - internetzsoviet (04/28/2013) [-]
The moon is a lot closer than other planets, buddy.
User avatar #47 to #37 - kommandantvideo (04/28/2013) [-]
Why go there again if you've already went?
#73 to #37 - fitnik (04/28/2013) [-]






you're the smartest person ever
User avatar #52 to #37 - ehzio (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh **** ***** , you are beyond stupid
#222 to #37 - brosioden (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh god, please put a shotgun in your mouth immediately.
#41 to #33 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
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congratulations on your 50 years old achievements

Get over it
#71 to #41 - justtocomment (04/28/2013) [-]
I think the problem here is that everyone considers &quot;a tragedy broadcast nationally&quot; as a &quot;national tragedy&quot;. 9/11 was a national tragedy because of the huge loss of life, the Sandy Hook elementary school shooting was a national tragedy because of the victims in question. The shooting at the batman movie wasn't a national tragedy, nor was the Boston marathon bombing - those two were just tragic things that were broadcast nationally.   
Not only that, but people also seem to think that American media isn't also broadcasting death tolls from around the world. I get an update almost daily from the news about the number of people dying in Syria. It's not like America isn't being told, but people are so happy to assume that we aren't and they spread 			********		 like this.    
I'm so sick of this crap, because half the time it's posted by Americans who would know better if they didn't get their political views from a funny-picture website.
I think the problem here is that everyone considers "a tragedy broadcast nationally" as a "national tragedy". 9/11 was a national tragedy because of the huge loss of life, the Sandy Hook elementary school shooting was a national tragedy because of the victims in question. The shooting at the batman movie wasn't a national tragedy, nor was the Boston marathon bombing - those two were just tragic things that were broadcast nationally.
Not only that, but people also seem to think that American media isn't also broadcasting death tolls from around the world. I get an update almost daily from the news about the number of people dying in Syria. It's not like America isn't being told, but people are so happy to assume that we aren't and they spread ******** like this.
I'm so sick of this crap, because half the time it's posted by Americans who would know better if they didn't get their political views from a funny-picture website.
User avatar #77 to #71 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
What does it matter that America is being told if no one listens. Good for you that you care, but i severely doubt that the majority of the American public truely knows, or even cares, about what is happening in Syria.
User avatar #142 to #77 - nitsuan (04/28/2013) [-]
As an American, I can tell you we very well know about Syria; we don't care though. Syria is none of our business, and we have no reason to fight in their war. After 22 years of meaningless conflict in the Middle East American's just don't want anymore from them, especially after we learned that the main rebel force Syria might have join with Al-Qaeda.
#195 to #142 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
nitsuan is right on. when america gets involved, we're criticized when things go wrong. sometimes with good reason, sometimes not. but when we stay out of it all of a sudden the rest of the world is pissed off that we aren't helping when there is a humanitarian crisis. well guess what? we never supported the Assad regime and it's still up in the air whether the rebels are religious extremists or not. america is very aware of what's going on in syria but we are tired of war and don't feel like we have a horse in that race. so go **** yourself.
#353 to #77 - justtocomment (04/29/2013) [-]
Actually, the majority of the (educated)American public is very concerned with the situation in Syria. However, after being heralded as some sort of evil oil-grubbing country with no regard for human life after all our other encounters in the Middle East, we're a little wary with plunging into yet another conflict that isn't our fight. Combine that with the fact that it still remains unknown who exactly we can call "the bad guys" between A) a supposedly tyrannical government and B) a rebellion that is supposedly religious extremists.
Whenever America goes in, guns blazing, we lose face and lives with the rest of the world, and even our own people. So pardon us for not wanting to jump into another conflict. Excuse us for not broadcasting it all over our media when it's not our conflict. And please forgive us for politely telling the UN to go **** itself if it thinks we're going to send troops to a country that holds alliances with places we're also allied to, when no one else is doing **** either.
#56 to #41 - Kanoah (04/28/2013) [-]
You really must be an idiot if getting to the moon is an outdated achievement.
User avatar #58 to #56 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
I don't, but bragging about an achievement your country did before you were born is pathetic. And the only reason why you do it is that your county gets worse every year, so you have nothing worth bragging about that is less than 50 years old.
#64 to #58 - reaperssprint (04/28/2013) [-]
Here, this is for you.
#83 to #64 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
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And good job calling buthurt, having no counter to my argument just proves me right.
User avatar #120 to #83 - reaperssprint (04/28/2013) [-]
Not really, seeing as I wasn't in an argument with you there is nothing to prove. I really don't care what your opinion is. All I see are a couple of idiots who cry and moan about pointless crap all day. You should really learn to lighten up and just enjoy life instead of being a cynical asshole.
#143 to #120 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
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then maybe piss of next time instead of tr, you insignificant piece of ****
User avatar #350 to #143 - reaperssprint (04/29/2013) [-]
Awww, is someone having a bad day? Would you like a hug?
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#80 to #58 - urbemarmis (04/28/2013) [-]
oh okay so if thats outdated then how about this: rover lands on mars in 2012. speaking of mars, and other space related things NASA is supposed to get us to mars be 2025 if im not mistaken. oh and what about other solar systems? yeah we have a drone on that **** too. shut the **** up
User avatar #88 to #80 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
All of that is based on huge ass international collaboration, good for you that you get all the credit
#96 to #88 - urbemarmis (04/28/2013) [-]
so was iraq and afghanistan as well as vietnam but when america does most of the work on something stupid then its americas fault. no. not how it works. america is going to get us to mars
#337 to #58 - fallenoffacliff (04/28/2013) [-]
Don't forget voyager 1
#177 to #58 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
ummm did you not see the penis we just drew on mars?
#70 to #56 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
"In Murica we are better than you"

Arrogance much?
#187 to #70 - mrmcput ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
It's a ******* joke
#361 to #187 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
Jokes like that are the reason your once great country is now refered to as being so arrogant.
User avatar #72 to #70 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
America is like the "special" kid no one likes, who keeps telling himself that the reason no one likes him is that they are jealous.
#108 to #72 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
The only reason we post pictures like this is to get reactions that you just gave. Thanks.
User avatar #118 to #108 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
That just empowers my metaphor, the special kid acts like a douche to get attention
#149 to #118 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Empowers your opinion? You're just being trolled, and you're stupid enough to keep falling victim to it.
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#150 to #79 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
We don't think that. It's just a stereotype, and it's really only heavily mentioned here on funnyjunk.
#92 to #79 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
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"leader of the free world" my ass
#175 to #92 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
let me tell you why your image is ******** . one is that both currently and historically the US has had more than two political parties. the second the that a multiparty system with say 5 or 6 parties it no better at democratic representation either. i'd argue that a party coming to power on 20% of the popular vote is much worse than on 51 percent. your weird coalition power sharing **** really ends up being the same thing under a different process anyway. the two american parties have huge subgroups in them that have shifted around historically. a republican in Lincolns time would be unrecognizable to a republican today, same with the democrats. negotiation withing the political subgroups are constantly going on within the "big tent" parties. as for your stereo-typically snobby European comment, how the EU going? not great? then shut up.
#336 to #92 - fallenoffacliff (04/28/2013) [-]
Weimar Republic worked out real well now didn't it?
User avatar #44 to #41 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
but why wouldn't that be a national tragedy?
User avatar #61 to #44 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
so it's okay for you to bomb foreign soil on a weekly/monthly basis?

Scumbag America: Bombs every one else, get's mad when bombed
#86 to #61 - urbemarmis (04/28/2013) [-]
pretty sure everyone is like that. england and canada went into iraq and afghanistan with us. that and look at the israeli palestinian conflict. israel was very lenient with palestine bombing the **** out of them and when israel says "thats enough" and starts bombing them islam gets butthurt saying isreal is doing it to eradicate islam as a whole
User avatar #93 to #86 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
Both of those wars were "sold" to the world with information that was plain wrong, which your government knew perfectly well.
#113 to #93 - urbemarmis (04/28/2013) [-]
no...not even close. israel was set up as a safehaven for judaism. the muslims in that part of the world are taught to hate judaism. thats why hezbolah is giving them **** because from the age of 5 everyone in palestine is taught to hate judaism and israel, and that if they get the chance to kill off israel in any way at any time to take the chance
User avatar #125 to #113 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
im talking about the wars on afganistan and Iraq, not palistine
#138 to #125 - urbemarmis (04/28/2013) [-]
still wrong
User avatar #147 to #138 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
your government received numerous reports from several agencies that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and completely chose to ignore all of them.
#153 to #147 - urbemarmis (04/28/2013) [-]
we chose to ignore them because even without the weapons of mass destruction we were doing a good thing. whens the last time you heard sadam hussein doing anything good for his people? same with al quaeda. shooting 14 year old girls for going to school. yeah i guess we hadbetter pull out of there right when we figure out there were no weapons and let the **** continue. you see what happened when we tore down the statue of sadam? instead of everyone throwing **** at the bulldozer they ran over to the statue and started ******* the statue up. you can sit there in your computer room going between this site and porn hub all you want, but if you actually took a look around youd see that were helping iraq and afghanistan unlike wherever you are from. so again: shut the **** up bitch
#308 to #153 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
man, i'm american, and i think ruinsage is being a complete jizz rag, but even i don't think this is true. i mean saddam was a bad guy and everyone hated him but his iron fist was the only thing keeping iraq from civil war and thats exactly what happened. i mean once we ****** everything up we had some obligation to try to fix it, but in retrospect it was a ****** idea in the first place and we certainly knew that there were no weapons or that the evidence was too flimsy to go to war over. what al qaeda does is ****** but it happens in plenty of countries that we don't decide to go to war with.
User avatar #65 to #61 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
It is a national tragedy because it happened on American soil to American people. in a developed country where stuff like this doesn't happen every day. Why wouldn't a terrorist attack within a country be a tragedy to the country it happened in?
User avatar #66 to #65 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
more than 11000 Americans are shot by other americans each yeah, you started two wars for less

Why on earth should anyone care about 3 dead
User avatar #68 to #66 - contradiction (04/28/2013) [-]
because of how it happened. where it happened (please don't take me as some patriotic Murican, i'm not. i just happen to live here)
#343 to #41 - Kanoah (04/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #104 to #99 - ruinsage (04/28/2013) [-]
except you are not at war, you are bombing foreign soil in 3rd world countries who couldn't possibly stand against you.. If Iran bombed an extremist church in the US that was planning to send chemical weapons into Iran to kill civilians, you would declare war within the hour.
#67 to #33 - ishouldplayzelda (04/28/2013) [-]
a comment about NASA on a post about the US military. the majority of american federal funding goes to the military, which severely impedes what NASA can do.

>irony
#90 to #67 - winglit (04/28/2013) [-]
NASA is actually a part of the US AirForce...
User avatar #102 to #90 - ishouldplayzelda (04/28/2013) [-]
i must have worded that wrong. what i meant is that the budget that actually goes into the actively defensive parts of the military are preventing what nasa is capable of. if they cut the defense budget down there would be a lot cooler space stuff going on
#107 to #102 - winglit (04/28/2013) [-]
the recent cuts of Military spending in general has caused the AF to react and allocate more of its resources towards maintaining its military strength rather than its Space program that is correct, however were it handled the other way we would've had many more layoffs in the military resulting in a higher unemployment rate than we already have, essentially adding in the collapse of our nation... say what you like about soldiers the money put into the military tends to go back around the country and aid our economy, since it supplies jobs to our citizens, and Military Contractors pay other companies to build bases and weapons it allows for business to thrive, the recent attitude of "military bad" I feel has aided in the current collapse of our nations economy, your thoughts?
User avatar #367 to #107 - ishouldplayzelda (05/12/2013) [-]
i just like space and exploration.... i think fighting gets humanity nowhere and the world needs to grow the **** up
#181 to #67 - killyojoy (04/28/2013) [-]
I was trying to make a point of nationalism.
#59 to #33 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Look at all the butthurt you've caused.
#91 to #33 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
United States ships 88 German scientists to America to assist the nation in its production of rocket technology.

you steal German technology, **** U AMERICAN!
User avatar #173 to #91 - goldenglimmer (04/28/2013) [-]
There are certain subjects that attract too many inane, juvenile and ******* stupid kids spouting off their uninsightful opinions, this is one of them.
Let me break it down easily for you: what is an American? The US is a nation of immigrants - people come from all around the world, and everyone, except the native American Indians, have an ethnic background from somewhere else.

The German scientists that contributed their knowledge (notice I said "contributed", they weren't the SOLE reason for development in the moon landing project) were given citizenship and became just as much American as anyone else. That's what's so great about the US; it, in many cases, combines the best aspects and strengths of many different cultures, making it harder to stagnate.

The image you so tragically try to paint is "ohhh, stupid Americans stealing tech from the Germans, typical!" which is folly and to be frank, reveals supreme ignorance on your part. Calling America a stupid nation makes you a stupid person, because America is a melting pot of every ethnic group and culture - including yours. This means that anything America accomplishes, you should be proud of. You are just as capable as anyone else to be an American, technically speaking.

Also, if it was stolen tech from the Germans, where are their moon landings? To "steal" implies an involuntary change of ownership of an object or information.

Landing on the moon was an American endeavor, and a giant leap for mankind. Remember, the whole world was watching. Everyone wanted America to succeed, save for the Russians. Stop being a stuck up, self-righteous little dickweed.
#341 to #173 - Kanoah (04/28/2013) [-]
Dude, I love you.
Dude, I love you.
#354 to #173 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
WOULD U LOOK AT THAT!
THAT ISN'T YOUR COUNTRY FLAG!
did you understand what we are talking about?
#218 to #173 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
You text was okay but, I never heard of a country named America, have you? Wait, I'll go check on a map... Well, theres a continent called America, but no, can't see America as a country,strange, Are you talking about Canada? Venezuela?

Maybe they should teach you less about eating and more about the name of your country .

PS. It's named the United-states of America, you arn't the only ones in America. Retard.
#263 to #218 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
don't be a cunt. everyone knows that it's just a shortened version of "united states of america" canada's official title doesn't have the name america in it, neither does venezuela, or mexico or brazil. what you're doing is like bitching at someone for saying "russia" because technically it's called the russian federation.

just because we use "america" when we refer to the USA doesn't mean we aren't aware that north america and south america are continents. it's not like canadians or brazilians can't refer to themselves as americans. but the word America is in our official name, so the idea we can't call ourselves americans is ******* stupid. you assume it's because we are "arrogant" because you are an idiot who believes every stereotype you hear.
User avatar #281 to #218 - stripey ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
Are you serious? You're main counterpoint was that he called the US "America"? Everyone calls it America. Unless you go around saying United States of America everywhere you go.
User avatar #289 to #218 - nitsuan (04/28/2013) [-]
Well, I think you're pretty retarded when someone says America and you don't know what they mean.
User avatar #357 to #218 - goldenglimmer (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I offended you, but I don't even live in the US...
#327 to #218 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Arn't? That is not a word. Your arguement is invalid.
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#180 to #91 - killyojoy (04/28/2013) [-]
Hmm I was able to use this twice today..Who would have thought?
#167 to #91 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
to the victor go the spoils of war man. i'm pretty sure we put it to better use than you all would have anyway. nazi piece of **** .
User avatar #160 to #91 - mattmanhemi (04/28/2013) [-]
Russia did it too, its really not uncommon.and its no coincidence right after germany was defeated russia and u.s's technology just happened to get alot better
#112 to #91 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
I searched on google, and it is true
#49 to #33 - crilleballe (04/28/2013) [-]
Would you look at that.
That isn't your first robot on the moon.
#51 to #49 - crilleballe (04/28/2013) [-]
Would you look at that.
That isn't your first man made object in space.
#208 to #51 - fallenoffacliff (04/28/2013) [-]
First man made object outside the solar system
#355 to #208 - crilleballe (04/29/2013) [-]
You wanna list up all the breakthroughs in space exploration? Ok
First liquid fuel long range rocket: Germany
First jet-airplane: Nazi Germany
First object in space: Soviet
First animal in space: Soviet
First man in space: Soviet
First woman in space: Soviet
First object in orbit around the sun: Soviet (Although accidental)
First object on the moon: Soviet
First robot on the moon: Soviet
First space station: Soviet
First human on the moon: USA
First object on Mars: Soviet
First object outside the solar system: USA

And if it hadn't been for the political unstability resulting in the fall of the USSR, they would probably still be beating your ass. Oh, yeah, their bombs we're bigger than yours, too :)
User avatar #359 to #355 - fallenoffacliff (04/29/2013) [-]
Also:
First reusable spacecraft: USA
First space telescope: USA
First year in space: USSR
First man made object beyond asteroid belt: USA
First man made object to orbit Saturn: USA
First object to orbit a planet (excluding earth): USA

We did a bit more than you are giving us credit for
#362 to #359 - crilleballe (04/29/2013) [-]
First reusable spacecraft: I'll give you this one, although many scientists believe that the idea of a reusable spacecraft has cost more lives than single use crafts would have.
First space telescope: Hubble telescope, launched 1990, after the fall of the USSR. Not really an amazing feat, just 'another' satellite. A great one none the less.
First man made object beyond asteroid belt: Yup, you threw your ball a bit further than what's been done before. Not that the USSR couldn't, they just had their eyes on something else.
First man made object to orbit Saturn: Yes, you are right. First object to orbit the sun: Luna 1, first object to orbit the moon: Luna 10, first object to orbit Mars: Mars 2. First object to orbit Venus: Venera.
First object to orbit another planet: Yes, Mariner 9 was the first to orbit Mars, but as said above: First object to actually orbit something else than earth: Luna 1. You didn't invent the systems needed for orbiting planets, USSR did.
User avatar #364 to #362 - fallenoffacliff (04/29/2013) [-]
The USA independently invented obit technology (the USA and USSR didn't collaborate very often) Messenger is the first to orbit mercury, Galileo the first to orbit Jupiter, Voyager 2 the only spacecraft to directly observe both Neptune and Uranus. New horizons is on its way to Pluto. Oh, and as a side note, there is a very small chance that the first manmade object in space may have been a blast cap during operation plumbbob.

P.s. I am thoroughly enjoying learning about all of this. And I completely understand where you are coming from. Both the USA and the USSR have made monumental advances in space exploration.
#358 to #355 - killyojoy (04/29/2013) [-]
We had missles that were far more advanced the only reason Russia made their bombs so much bigger is because they were far more inaccurate then our bombs our idea was to put small nukes in tactical places while russia just wanted to blow up cities in hopes of hitting tactical places....also it looks like we still came out the winners because we are still intact, while they blew their budget before anything could even happen..
#360 to #358 - crilleballe (04/29/2013) [-]
When i say big bombs, i mean thermonuclear h-bombs. This isn't a tactical nuke, this is a 'Level the entire city of New York with the ground' bomb. There is no need for precision bombing, no matter how small of a yield you stuff in them.
The fact that you are still intact does not mean you won the space race. All along the way the Soviet Union were beating your sad asses, and simply because the soviets focused on robotics instead of humans in space, you decided that getting to the moon first with humans were the goal. Really, putting a man on the moon was pretty irrelevant. It was proof that YOU could do it, but not proof that it could be done.
"We had missles that were far more advanced" As i'm not quite sure about this, I must request a source.
#312 to #208 - fallenoffacliff (04/28/2013) [-]
By the way, in case you were wondering, that is ours.
User avatar #82 to #51 - dildoes (04/28/2013) [-]
>implying space exists
#184 to #82 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
I can understand that some peeps in the world dosen't belive that the sun is a star, but some of them think that space does not exist? I fear for the next generation...
User avatar #192 to #184 - dildoes (04/28/2013) [-]
Space isn't something, it's a lack of something; Saying that spudnik was the first manmade object in space is wrong.
#198 to #192 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
okay.....what phrase would you use?
User avatar #201 to #198 - dildoes (04/28/2013) [-]
first man made object outside of the atmosphere.
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User avatar #264 to #253 - dildoes (04/28/2013) [-]
Not to mention that there are plenty of other "objects"
If you're going to be wrong, at least try to not be stupid.
User avatar #262 to #253 - dildoes (04/28/2013) [-]
Well, not exactly. If space is everywhere, then the earth, along with its atmosphere is inside of space. And obviously, within the atmosphere and the earth, there are plenty of objects.
Silly.
#326 to #262 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
But those wern't manmade.
User avatar #329 to #326 - dildoes (04/28/2013) [-]
dyonisia said, "So it is, in fact, the first object in space."
#334 to #329 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Didn't see that, He just made a mistake in his wording. Your reply was just the same as the people who turn an argument into a spelling bee.
User avatar #338 to #334 - dildoes (04/28/2013) [-]
all of my replies were about properly using words.
all of it's very trivial.
#313 to #262 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
i mean, in a technical sense you're right, but in a way that is silly and irrelevant.
User avatar #322 to #313 - dildoes (04/28/2013) [-]
What I'm saying has nearly nothing to do about the actual space race, it has to do about not being a retard when using words.
#342 to #322 - Kanoah (04/28/2013) [-]
Dude, just shut the 			****		 up. Nobody gives half a 			****		 about how you use the word space.
Dude, just shut the **** up. Nobody gives half a **** about how you use the word space.
User avatar #344 to #342 - dildoes (04/28/2013) [-]
I do.
#186 to #51 - killyojoy (04/28/2013) [-]
Getting to the moon was the finish line and Russia was just the first on the track.
#221 to #186 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
And who decided it was the finish line? Let me guess, Americans? You won nothing, you just told you won it because you're big babies.
#268 to #221 - killyojoy (04/28/2013) [-]
Well NASA was formed and now the is only one Car on the track so it's not exactly a race.
User avatar #305 to #268 - dildoes (04/28/2013) [-]
what
#356 to #186 - crilleballe (04/29/2013) [-]
Russia (USSR) got to the moon waaay before the United States of America. They just sent robots instead of people, just like what you're doing on Mars right now.
Also, the space race was mainly military. It was a showoff between the USA and the USSR. Whomever could build spacecrafts capable of getting nuclear weapons into space would win. The real finish line would have been a combat station in space. Of course, the USSR fell before that could happen.
#307 to #51 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh, and what happened to Sputnik 1? It was burned in the atmosphere 3 months after it was launched.
#363 to #307 - crilleballe (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, you think your first try went any better?
The first satellite of the USA was called Kaputnik.
You know why? Because it failed miserably.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanguard_TV3
#60 to #33 - BioLex (04/28/2013) [-]
Would you look at that
That isn't your country's orbital battle station
#199 to #60 - unncommon (04/28/2013) [-]
...you were saying?
#126 to #60 - nitsuan (04/28/2013) [-]
Can't argue that
#183 to #60 - killyojoy (04/28/2013) [-]
If it was not for Obama we could have built one....Maybe next president will be cool enough to fund it.
User avatar #347 to #293 - ponyfcker (04/28/2013) [-]
BUT I WANT A ******* DEATH STAR!
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