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#63 - owmowmow (04/28/2013) [-]
MFW looking at Zheng he's ship thinking "WHY THE ARE ASIANS SO 			*******		 GOOD AT EVERYTHING"
MFW looking at Zheng he's ship thinking "WHY THE ARE ASIANS SO ******* GOOD AT EVERYTHING"
User avatar #220 to #63 - darsbomb (04/28/2013) [-]
Asians are so good at everything because they can read minds
#272 to #63 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by segregating from everybody, a lot of them having completely expressionless faces, and being very untalkative.
a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #143 to #63 - Fgner (04/28/2013) [-]
Don't worry. Apparently floating cities don't float all that well - these size ships were treasure ships used to carry the Emperor and his gold around the river system. In reality, it could never go to open sea - far to easy to destroy.

The accounts of sightings also varried from 500ft to 200ft, so this is going off the largest estimate, not a factual one. In reality, the chinese had pretty open-sea ships compared to the rest of the world.
#213 to #63 - cockasian (04/28/2013) [-]
Perhaps they were compensating for something of theirs which is a little bit smaller?
User avatar #158 to #63 - nervaaurelius (04/28/2013) [-]
Columbus' type of ship was known as the caravel and was supposed to be small so it can be faster and more maneuverable.
#102 to #63 - rakoom (04/28/2013) [-]
With that .gif, it would almost make more sense with "WHY ARE WE ASIANS SO ******* GOOD AT EVERYTHING!?"
User avatar #104 to #102 - owmowmow (04/28/2013) [-]
Nope I just decided I'm asian now. If you can't beat them join them.
User avatar #240 to #104 - mlpokeyuan (04/28/2013) [-]
what's it like being able to read minds?
User avatar #304 to #240 - owmowmow (04/28/2013) [-]
Pretty sweet. :)
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User avatar #65 to #63 - bitchplzzz (04/28/2013) [-]
Yeah that ship was like a ******* city on water
User avatar #67 to #65 - owmowmow (04/28/2013) [-]
God dam they're cool.
User avatar #78 to #65 - tragono **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
Atlantis?
#238 to #17 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
he looks like Scout...BONK!
User avatar #134 to #17 - xsnowbanex (04/28/2013) [-]
Why is this person relevant?
User avatar #153 to #134 - nervaaurelius (04/28/2013) [-]
Famous outlaw
#173 to #153 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#228 to #17 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Looks like Nicolas Cage..
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#128 to #5 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Germsn = darth vader v.001
#168 to #5 - goodcheese (04/28/2013) [-]
italian-stylish as 			****
italian-stylish as ****
User avatar #38 to #5 - aldheim (04/28/2013) [-]
The American and British helmets are the exact same thing, shown at a different angle.
User avatar #285 to #38 - defacedcreeper (04/28/2013) [-]
Brits have a flat brim
Americans have slanted brims
#114 to #38 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#93 - toughactintinactin (04/28/2013) [-]
Zheng He's command vessel, which was the largest of his fleet, was 416 ft long. To put that into perspective a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier is 1,092 ft long. So Zheng He had a ship half the size of an aircraft carrier in the 1300's, that would be pretty terrifying at the time, especially when you consider the Santa Maria was only 62 ft long.
User avatar #155 to #93 - daentraya (04/28/2013) [-]
You're the reason i decided to watch a documentary of this, and the documentary, being a journey, showed so many things of interest, that if i follow this, i would end up knowing everything there is to know about the whole of asia
#45 - motherfuckingkenji (04/28/2013) [-]
Why did I do this?
#47 to #45 - motherfuckingkenji (04/28/2013) [-]
This makes even less sense.
User avatar #25 - symmiie (04/28/2013) [-]
So Darth Vader was a German Trench soldier.
#166 - alucord (04/28/2013) [-]
So two face was Billy the Kid too?
User avatar #189 to #166 - arizonastar (04/28/2013) [-]
TWO FACE! what have you done with scary face and Harvy?
#141 - mehhhh (04/28/2013) [-]
I got a **** ton of historical pictures. This is definitely my favorite.

Dr. Joseph Goebbles at the League of Nations in Geneva, 1933 after finding out the man taking his picture is jewish
#258 to #141 - coolcalx (04/28/2013) [-]
British and German soldiers during the Christmas Truce in WWI
#216 to #141 - peyko (04/28/2013) [-]
**peyko rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Don't Fuck With Grandpa ** Priceless.
#126 - thebritishguy (04/28/2013) [-]
Hitler meeting the pope
User avatar #30 - coolcalx (04/28/2013) [-]
Zheng He was pretty badass. we have no records of his death.

maybe he never died
#219 to #30 - yomommabinshoppin (04/28/2013) [-]
He was the guy mentioned in far cry, right?
#138 to #30 - Maadmann (04/28/2013) [-]
Zheng He = Lo Pan
User avatar #131 to #30 - megusters (04/28/2013) [-]
He died in 1433
User avatar #252 to #131 - coolcalx (04/28/2013) [-]
most likely, sure.

there are no official records of him dying though, which is strange due to how important he was.
User avatar #302 to #252 - megusters (04/28/2013) [-]
Ah. Crepes
User avatar #26 - nirukii (04/28/2013) [-]
To me, the American helmet doesn't look like a mix of 3 but a variant of the British helmet.
#139 - buttholee (04/28/2013) [-]
The Nazi's just wanted you to join the dark side is all...
User avatar #154 to #139 - sprudlebass (04/28/2013) [-]
thath's from ww1, there where no nazis back then.
but they did have an emperor....
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User avatar #88 - derpyhuman (04/28/2013) [-]
Zheng He: Smallest dick ever.
#178 to #88 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
They say he actually castrated as a boy and captured by the Chinese as a eunuch...
#113 to #88 - stratosphereus (04/28/2013) [-]
you're right. wikipedia says he was a eunuch.
#115 to #113 - derpyhuman (04/28/2013) [-]
How did I...?
How did I...?
User avatar #256 to #113 - coolcalx (04/28/2013) [-]
yeah, it was quite common for government officials to be castrated at an early age. it was considered an 'honor'

women had foot binding, men had penis chopping.
being in ancient China just kinda sucked.
#83 - umaya (04/28/2013) [-]
The German trench helmet reminded me of this.
#190 - mattmanhemi (04/28/2013) [-]
Carlton banks
#75 - toncheky (04/28/2013) [-]
Truly, an epic post.
#159 - diegotan ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
The actual French Helmet during World War 2.
#188 to #159 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
>implying the french werent the single most resistant to everything nazi in those 12 years
User avatar #194 to #188 - nikoxasylumz (04/28/2013) [-]
I cant believe you're so wrong.
12 years? WW1 was 4 and WW2 was 6 depending on the nation. (6 for Poland, UK, France, Germany, and Russia along with other minor countries)
And the Poles were the most "resistant" to the Germans.
User avatar #163 to #159 - rgmayhem (04/28/2013) [-]
Those helmet are of WW1 you fool...
#165 to #163 - diegotan ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
That's why I wrote "during World War 2".
That's why I wrote "during World War 2".
#181 to #163 - creosote (04/28/2013) [-]
It wouldn't have made sense if he were to say "during WW1" anyways, seeing as the French and German fought some of the bloodiest battles of the war against each other, and the French never pulled out.
It wouldn't have made sense if he were to say "during WW1" anyways, seeing as the French and German fought some of the bloodiest battles of the war against each other, and the French never pulled out.
#174 - allinall (04/28/2013) [-]
Darth Vader anyone?
Vader is father in German.....
Anyone?
User avatar #200 to #174 - infedel ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
alot of the helmets, armor, and names of thing in starwars were based off of WWII things
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#234 to #174 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
the word vader has no german translation..
i'm sure you mean vater.
#204 to #174 - mummyslittlebitch (04/28/2013) [-]
Actually "Vater" with a T is father in German and it's pronounced like Fahter
User avatar #207 to #174 - foxicon (04/28/2013) [-]
No, "Vater" is father in german. I think Vader is father in Dutch, but i'm not sure.
User avatar #295 to #207 - fosforgasxiii (04/28/2013) [-]
That's right
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