Cage Match. I will personally thumb every single comment. Thumb orgy! It's gonna get kinky.. OP you fool, she's trying to make it so you have to sleep in her bed.
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#287 - charliechambers (04/28/2013) [-]
Steel Cage match!
#50 - elyiia (04/28/2013) [-]
OP you fool, she's trying to make it so you have to sleep in her bed.
User avatar #233 to #50 - expensiveprice (04/28/2013) [-]
That picture is pretty amazing.
User avatar #263 to #50 - RandomAnonGuy (04/28/2013) [-]
OP already said he had a girlfriend
#288 to #263 - anon (04/29/2013) [-]
And I have a seven headed dragon who breathes liquid gold out of his mouth and farts out pens.

User avatar #294 to #50 - ilovetocuddle (04/29/2013) [-]
You are perfect.
User avatar #289 to #50 - handsomelegend (04/29/2013) [-]
Ha! The jokes on her! Everyone knows OP is a fag.
#61 to #50 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Maybe he should hide a couple of his nuts in her bed.

I'll just go back to NK.
#168 to #61 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#69 to #50 - festinas (04/28/2013) [-]
Holy **** ...
#132 - Mustafa (04/28/2013) [-]
MFW she puts packing peanuts the third time
User avatar #133 to #132 - jdsalenger (04/28/2013) [-]
Packing peanuts are his weakness.
#46 - fauxshores ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
She should fill your bed with packing peanuts.
She should fill your bed with packing peanuts.
#39 - lovedbyladies (04/28/2013) [-]
when the world becomes one with sir cage only then may we know peace
when the world becomes one with sir cage only then may we know peace
#68 to #20 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
dat 9gag mark....
#169 to #68 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#16 - graenko (04/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#2 - brutalnooodle (04/27/2013) [-]
Here are the photos
User avatar #45 to #2 - nippuhl (04/28/2013) [-]
You should do this.

When she sees it and goes to remove the picture from the frame, make the first 3 have nothing unusual about them. But when she goes to remove the fourth one, just have Nicolas Cage's face behind it. Guaranteed to freak her out.
User avatar #179 to #45 - andalitemadness (04/28/2013) [-]
But how would he know which order she would remove the pictures in?
User avatar #180 to #179 - nippuhl (04/28/2013) [-]
Left to right or vice versa
User avatar #205 to #4 - theblondefetus (04/28/2013) [-]
I want you to know that I saved all of these
#196 to #4 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
marching band eh? what instrument? was this a state final?
#197 to #196 - brutalnooodle (04/28/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know. It wasn't me. She was a drum major though at some point.
#119 to #6 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Why does this dog not have cage face? Would try to do it myself but I suck with photoshop and wrong computer.
#148 to #5 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
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User avatar #99 to #83 - scruffytheperson (04/28/2013) [-]
is that nic cage made up of nic cage
#111 to #99 - vaginismus (04/28/2013) [-]
Yes, with a Nic cage background.
#165 - halftard (04/28/2013) [-]
**halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Zombie Apocalypse ** MFW I see kinky and get a boner.
#159 - drhoffable (04/28/2013) [-]
"there's more grass on the other side of the fence!?
User avatar #163 to #159 - newinterweber (04/28/2013) [-]
nah it's just greener....like always
User avatar #166 to #163 - drhoffable (04/28/2013) [-]
i feel like theres a green day reference in here but i may be wrong
#42 - allnamesrtaken (04/28/2013) [-]
Now make sure to have sex with her
#34 - seananderson (04/28/2013) [-]
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#38 to #34 - chinkyeyedjoe (04/28/2013) [-]
Dat gif...
#66 to #34 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
cant.. look away..
#219 - drdiddly (04/28/2013) [-]
Your soul is mine
#222 to #219 - drdiddly (04/28/2013) [-]
There's no brakes on the rape train
#223 to #222 - drdiddly (04/28/2013) [-]
I was phone
User avatar #225 to #223 - matokuroi (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm going to ride a bicycle of nightmares into your ass.

I would post the picture if I could.
#227 to #225 - drdiddly (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm going to ride a bicycle of nightmares into your ass
User avatar #229 to #227 - matokuroi (04/28/2013) [-]
Great.
#91 - sirfisticuffs (04/28/2013) [-]
Damn, I was hoping for a deathmatch between Nic Cage and his clone. This actually sounds like a very Nic Cage movie to me.
#47 - orangepikmin (04/28/2013) [-]
And now we wait!
And now we wait!
User avatar #134 - srapture (04/28/2013) [-]
I read "I covered her room with 400 sq. feet of Satan rap".
#176 - gersonalvat (04/28/2013) [-]
>Give her a lesson in creativity
>Puts Nicholas Cage all over

Haven't a few million people done this already?
#178 to #176 - urbemarmis (04/28/2013) [-]
i think its more that instead of just doing the seran wrap again she did something different. i mean come on packing peanuts twice? id just sleep on those ***** both times
#18 - pocoyothegreat (04/28/2013) [-]
Awesome prank
Awesome prank
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