shit. .. And then came back and fulfilled his promise to kill them all. There's arrogance and there's building a reputation.
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User avatar #1 - traelos (04/27/2013) [-]
And then came back and fulfilled his promise to kill them all.

There's arrogance and there's building a reputation.
User avatar #42 to #1 - octaviano (04/28/2013) [-]
But still, the Government had to pay his **** .
#65 to #42 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Things back there were different, he didn't care about how much he would have to pay because he knew he would get them
He told them, that after they get their money and he is free, they will be crusified. After being free he assambled an small army and ****** them up
#94 to #65 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #72 to #42 - heartlessrobot (04/28/2013) [-]
And then they got it back.
#146 to #1 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
he promised them if they didnt let go hed crucify them. when they let him go he come back and crucified them.
User avatar #53 - sirfisticuffs (04/28/2013) [-]
Arrogant? He was one of the most powerful leaders in history, that was just building a reputation for him and either way if he was released he would've just probably hunted them down and killed them.
User avatar #56 to #53 - toughactintinactin (04/28/2013) [-]
He more than likely had them found and killed, at the time the Roman empire was immensely powerful. I honestly couldn't see anyone get away with it for long.
User avatar #57 to #56 - sirfisticuffs (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm glad to see a person who knows what the **** is up.
User avatar #76 to #57 - shazmo (04/28/2013) [-]
He crucified them and slit their throats
User avatar #77 to #76 - sirfisticuffs (04/28/2013) [-]
As metal as it gets.
User avatar #78 to #77 - shazmo (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh woops I meant to reply to the other guy's comment, but ya he was pretty hardcore
#8 - demjimmies (04/28/2013) [-]
Kidnap the ******* leader of the world and actually let him go back.
#64 to #8 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Atm Caesar was a petty insignificant Politician who didn't even have adequate renown to become a Praetor let alone a Consul (True leader of Rome). He became famous and renowned especially after this event, when people actually think "wow rome needs a new badass bad asses kicker"
User avatar #71 to #8 - heartlessrobot (04/28/2013) [-]
And have to deal with his ******** the entire time? Also, he wasn't powerful then.
User avatar #19 to #8 - oniryuuko (04/28/2013) [-]
Yes, leader of the world... If the world was only Europe and the north coast of Africa. With that amount of silver, you can buy your way wherever you want, and they may not ever find you again. Hell, that amount of money they could've bought a country.
#22 to #19 - rototornjik (04/28/2013) [-]
he got the money back by catching them later, and having them executed...
User avatar #25 to #22 - oniryuuko (04/28/2013) [-]
Yep, they deserved death for their stupidity. Who the hell sticks around after kidnapping a Roman General?
User avatar #15 to #8 - mykoira (04/28/2013) [-]
if i remember this happened him when he was young
User avatar #9 to #8 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
he was a young man at the time, barley out of his teens if im not mistaken
#11 to #9 - CaptainWaffles (04/28/2013) [-]
MFW when Barley
#123 to #11 - frankwest ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
MFW "My face when when."
MFW "My face when when."
#12 to #8 - masterchiefawesome (04/28/2013) [-]
Leader of the world kinda has an army of the world. And i think someone's gonna notice he's gone...
User avatar #21 to #8 - rototornjik (04/28/2013) [-]
he became powerful AFTER the event
#84 - drhoffable (04/28/2013) [-]
caesars FW hes too cheap
User avatar #133 to #84 - expensiveprice (04/28/2013) [-]
That's his face when anything happens.
User avatar #67 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
I wonder how much we could get for DJ 4DM1N...
#128 to #67 - swalshy (04/28/2013) [-]
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Green thumbs for stealing.
Red thumbs for trying to return him.
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User avatar #68 to #67 - heroicvenom (04/28/2013) [-]
a bag of dicks
User avatar #69 to #68 - tdogmeds (04/28/2013) [-]
Nah, at least four bags.
User avatar #148 to #69 - plumotje (04/28/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N will probably demand you to raise the ransom to 10 bags of dicks
User avatar #163 to #68 - rshowat (04/29/2013) [-]
OP's favorite!
User avatar #136 to #68 - ragecomedian (04/28/2013) [-]
BANNED!
#141 to #116 - SnacksJr (04/28/2013) [-]
Et tu, Brute?
User avatar #85 - althalus (04/28/2013) [-]
this was before he was the Emperor of Rome, and he later hunted the pirates down and had the crucified.
#96 - urbemarmis (04/28/2013) [-]
he also became friendly with the pirates. he was playing cards and drinking with them and laughing. while playing cards he says in a nonchalant manner "hey you guys do know when i get out of here im going to come back and kill you" and the pirates laughed. he got out came back with friends and slaughtered the pirates
User avatar #119 to #96 - justinsane (04/28/2013) [-]
He didn't just slaughter them, he had each and every one of them he was able to capture crucified.
#100 - ishotthedeputy (04/28/2013) [-]
*Sicilian
User avatar #6 - profarnsworth (04/28/2013) [-]
Cicilian man........ cmon. Now thumb me down because my ancestors are Sicilians.
User avatar #92 to #6 - akkere ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
OP was technically correct, even though he made a stupid mispelling.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cilician_pirates
Now shame yourself for not knowing your heritage, yet flaunting it around ignorantly.

I keed
#35 to #6 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
WRONG... although OP mispelled Cilician, he is technically correct. The pirates were originally from Cilicia. Look it up, it's a place.
#38 to #6 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
unless of course your ancestors were from Cilicia... I mean why the **** not?
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (04/28/2013) [-]
Then he had them crucified and personally slit their throats.
User avatar #14 - makedonski (04/28/2013) [-]
that's some 1.15 million USD worth of silver.

Of course, assuming my calculations are correct.
#135 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
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#102 - themodyourgod (04/28/2013) [-]
I read it as "sometimes I think I"m pregnant but....."

Confused the living hell out of me
User avatar #5 - tomowrath (04/28/2013) [-]
Then he actually had his army track the ******* down and put them to death
#108 - superowned (04/28/2013) [-]
**superowned rolls 73**
#129 to #109 - mintaj (04/28/2013) [-]
that's a good backup plan
User avatar #20 - arrisarrad (04/28/2013) [-]
Dude...Sicilian. Come on.
#36 to #20 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Dude... Cilician. Come on. dummy
But seriously, Cilicia. Next time research before you go full retard.
User avatar #44 to #36 - arrisarrad (04/28/2013) [-]
I didn't go full retard. I was in error yes, but not full retard or even part retard. I see it as a simple mistake easily made considering the geographical location of the Roman Empire and the notoriety of Sicilian pirate kidnappings. How was I to know of a minor ethnic group frim a different region that had similar practices?
#39 to #20 - eminesser (04/28/2013) [-]
Sicily= an island south of italy

Cilicia= pretty much turkey

pirates often came from cilicia and not sicily so OP is correct
User avatar #161 to #39 - arrisarrad (04/29/2013) [-]
There were many Sicilian pirates back then dude. They formed the criminal basis for the early Sicilian Mafia.
#166 to #161 - eminesser (04/29/2013) [-]
might be but according to a short google search the pirates referred to in this content were Cilician
User avatar #168 to #166 - arrisarrad (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know that NOW. But at first it seemed to me that he just misspelled Sicilian.
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#43 to #20 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
It's not Sicilian, it's actually "Cilician" he still spelt it wrong, but at least your ancestors' honour is not besmirched.
User avatar #45 to #43 - arrisarrad (04/28/2013) [-]
I don't have a drop of Sicilian blood, Mate.
#160 to #45 - arrisarrad (04/29/2013) [-]
Why would someone feel the need to thumb down this comment? I just...I don't understand it.
Why would someone feel the need to thumb down this comment? I just...I don't understand it.
#37 - unijaw (04/28/2013) [-]
He then threatened to kill them all
and he did.
the only thing that man really failed at was the invasion of Britain. Thats why rather than go to many of the more sensible locations to invade Claduius invaded Britain simply to show up Ceaser.
#51 to #37 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
His biggest failure, according to himself, was the 9th legion traition.
#80 to #51 - unijaw (04/28/2013) [-]
Was that the legion that failed and he essentially killed everyone that drew a short straw and then reformed the legion?
User avatar #88 to #80 - oniryuuko (04/28/2013) [-]
Wasn't it everyone was killed *except* those with the short straws? I can't remember if it's this case, but I know there were legions who were literally decimated (which, contrary to popular belief, means 'To be made a tenth of the original', not destroyed) simply for failing to win a battle.
#99 to #88 - unijaw (04/28/2013) [-]
I was under the impression that two legions failed in Gaul. He murdered the majority of the survivors and with those he did not murder he formed into a new legion.
User avatar #121 to #99 - justinsane (04/28/2013) [-]
Its not murder though. It was standard military procedure. Decimation was incredibly rare, but it was legal and considered a good way to recover lost honor. Usually it was routing legions that were decimated.
User avatar #101 to #99 - oniryuuko (04/28/2013) [-]
Maybe, I hardly remember details of the event.
#139 to #101 - unijaw (04/28/2013) [-]
Yea my memory is pretty sketchy after 2000 + years as well ;)
Thanks for the replies. There's a fantastic book series by Conn Iggludon on the subject. They are fictional but based in fact.
#125 - doubleac (04/28/2013) [-]
It's actually Cilician, part of the Seleucid empire( Syria)

Source:
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http://www.livius.org/se-sg/seleucids/seleucids.html
#131 to #125 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Only a faggot would know those things, you faggot.
#55 - kodo (04/28/2013) [-]
This is the kind of ******** that gets you killed..oh wait.
User avatar #58 to #55 - Iloldmypants (04/28/2013) [-]
except not really. The ransom got paid and he eventually killed the pirates. It was an entirely different set of ******** that got him killed.
#59 to #58 - kodo (04/28/2013) [-]
my bad...i guess I'm not that well informed about roman history.
he does seem like a dick though
User avatar #60 to #59 - scruffytheperson (04/28/2013) [-]
He was murdered in a senate around 60 people helped and he was stabbed around 23 times.
User avatar #115 to #60 - letsmakeout (04/28/2013) [-]
Wasn't it around 41?? you know, from the 40 or so senates and Brutus...
User avatar #117 to #115 - scruffytheperson (04/28/2013) [-]
some of them just held him down
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