In the army. .. I was in the Marine Corps, and I will tell you this. Warrant Officers are not humans, they are robots made in secret military labs that gain their strength by e
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User avatar #5 - rocksteady (04/28/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I was in the Marine Corps, and I will tell you this. Warrant Officers are not humans, they are robots made in secret military labs that gain their strength by eating innocent babies.
User avatar #12 - jellybob (04/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#6 faintly hearing "OH **** " from a distance
User avatar #3 - havockwzy ONLINE (04/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)

#1 A Private saying "Has somebody seen my grenade pin?"
#32 - pointer ONLINE (04/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"What are the eight scariest words in the English language? 'We're Delta Force and we're here to save you!"
User avatar #33 to #32 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
Naw its "Son, I've just finished reading your internet history"
#47 - thegamegestapo ONLINE (04/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
What about:    
"During this operation close air support will be provided by the Americans"
What about:

"During this operation close air support will be provided by the Americans"
#8 - tittylovin has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #11 - DmOnZ (04/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
An airman saying, "what do you mean the base in Afghanistan doesn't have cable?"
#1 - Womens Study Major (04/27/2013) [-]
#6 A soldier saying: " **** , here come the Marines."
#13 - Womens Study Major (04/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Ah, being in the Army this made me chuckle!! :)
User avatar #18 to #14 - zorororonoa (04/28/2013) [-]
Silly N. Korean trying to cover up the fact that he is in the N. Korean army.
#38 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (24 replies)
#63 to #38 - tomthehippie (04/28/2013) [-]
Marines; total bad asses, not bad for career, but you are the tip of the spear, so get ready to do some fighting.

Army; like the Marines, not as bad ass, a bit better if you are looking at a career. Not quite the tip of the spear, but still, be ready to go fight some wars.

Airforce; ****** for career. How ever, lots of vocational training you can take civilian. Small chance of getting shot.

Navy; if you are an officer, this is the **** . Best force for career (officer or enlisted) as well as having the lowest chance of combat. That being said, if you are enlisted, be prepared for every officer to go out of their way to make you their bitch.

Coast Guard; pretty good for career, the Guard is growing so we are keeping a lot more of our current enlisted than the Airforce or Army are. We are a more laid back service, not as hard core as the Marines, with a low chance of actual combat. The officer corps is pretty small, so any NCO gets a **** ton of respect. Lots of vocational training. Pretty good about promotions if you stay at sea. If you want to make officer with the Guard, then you need an engineering degree, but I've heard that Officer Candidate School isn't too bad, and we generally keep our officers.

Of course I might be biased, I'm USCG Petty Officer 1st Class (Gunner's Mate).
#28 - Dynex (04/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Drill Sergeant saying...
User avatar #29 - instalation (04/28/2013) [-]
There are only 4 in the picture because they are walking away from a murder scene now. Silly Warrant Officer.
User avatar #26 - silasersej (04/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ITT: FJ remembering the good ol' days back in '44
#66 to #26 - ehzio (04/28/2013) [-]
Ah the good ol' Battle of Varna in November 10' 1444AD. It indeed was a glorious war against the Ottoman Empire and the Hungarian and Polish army
#25 - zomaru (04/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What about a new recruit saying, "I was an Eagle Scout, I think I know what I'm doing."
User avatar #84 - desuforeverlulz (04/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I asked my brother, a veteran of Afghanistan, what he thought the worst 5 things of being in the army are. He gave me a pretty straightforward answer.

1. Open conflict
2. Roadside bombs
3. Losing a limb
4. Losing a friend
5. Fear of dying
User avatar #89 to #84 - brothergrimm (04/28/2013) [-]
fear of dying is what keeps you alive
User avatar #83 - tehcashew (04/28/2013) [-]
Not dangerous but still ****** : Being in Civil Engineering and the Lt. Col. Announcing that a general is coming to the base to "look around"
User avatar #72 - namesboo (04/28/2013) [-]
I was expecting "its so quiet"
#44 - trojandetected (04/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #31845 at Shin Anime Social Board **

I plan to join the FFL in two years no point going yet as im skinny and unhealthy 2 years training and learning french.
User avatar #87 to #85 - luiselvergas (04/28/2013) [-]
do pyramid routine it owrked great for me here is how i do it
1 pull up
2 pull ups
3 pull ups
4 pull ups
5 pull ups
4 pull ups
3 pull ups
2 pull ups
1 pull up
surprise you just did 25 pull ups
do that every other day until you can do at least 20 in a row, never settle for the bare minimum or you will suffer
#24 - Womens Study Major (04/28/2013) [-]
"Wait, is this supposed to be flammable?"
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