In the army. .. I was in the Marine Corps, and I will tell you this. Warrant Officers are not humans, they are robots made in secret military labs that gain their strength by e


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User avatar #5 - rocksteady (04/28/2013) [-]
I was in the Marine Corps, and I will tell you this. Warrant Officers are not humans, they are robots made in secret military labs that gain their strength by eating innocent babies.
User avatar #17 to #5 - jerriel (04/28/2013) [-]
and they wonder why we are called baby killers
#31 to #5 - linkcic (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm in the DEP right now. I go to boot camp on uly 29th. In your experience how rough was it?
User avatar #43 to #31 - rocksteady (04/28/2013) [-]
The running and push ups in the Marine Corps boot camp is not that rough. You run a few miles every other day, do a few push ups. But, its the abuse that gets you. Get ready to get physically beat up, smacked, thrown on the floor, screamed at 24/7 that you are disgusting, pathetic failure in life.

Now I know what you are thinking, "But my recruiter said they are not allowed to hit us. Isn't it illegal to physically abuse and injure recruits." You know what I have to say to that, Hahahahahahhaha.

You will be fine, or you will go insane and be socially awkward the rest of your life.

A prime example was when I was at a house party. All the men were in the kitchen drinking beers and talking about if Obama care is a good idea. This one ex-marine there whipped out his wallet, held up his military medical card and yelled "I earned this, no one gave it too me Bravo Company!" He looked like a freak.

My biggest tip for like after boot camp and the core is: "Don't let them change you, stay an individual with a sense of humor, character, and personality."

User avatar #49 to #43 - shazmo (04/28/2013) [-]
Knife hands
User avatar #50 to #49 - shazmo (04/28/2013) [-]
You forgot knife hands
User avatar #104 to #49 - rocksteady (04/28/2013) [-]
lol, I try not to knife hand when I point at something; however, till this day I knife hand often.
#88 to #31 - thetweekmaster (04/28/2013) [-]
A slightly relevant photo as I await your response.
A slightly relevant photo as I await your response.
#86 to #31 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
**** , I leave the same date SD or PI?
#106 to #86 - linkcic (04/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - cheesewithmold (04/28/2013) [-]
But why? Surely they could find a more effective energy source?
User avatar #7 to #6 - rocksteady (04/28/2013) [-]
It's not just for the energy, they also like the taste.
User avatar #12 - jellybob (04/28/2013) [-]
#6 faintly hearing "OH **** " from a distance
User avatar #30 to #12 - thedippestofshits ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
#7 hearing your patrol buddy yell "OH **** "
User avatar #3 - havockwzy ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]

#1 A Private saying "Has somebody seen my grenade pin?"
User avatar #10 to #3 - tenaciousjon (04/28/2013) [-]
Followed by "I last saw it approximately 3-4 seconds ago."
#32 - pointer (04/28/2013) [-]
"What are the eight scariest words in the English language? 'We're Delta Force and we're here to save you!"
User avatar #33 to #32 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
Naw its "Son, I've just finished reading your internet history"
User avatar #37 to #33 - whycanticaps (04/28/2013) [-]
jesus christ, put that **** in morbid, I nearly had a heart attack
#95 to #33 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Holy **** ! Why didn't you warned me? I jumped off my chair and screamed like a little girl!
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#21 to #8 - keyoke (04/28/2013) [-]
Watch Band of Brothers, and maybe you'll get it. Pay attention to Captain Sobel and Lt Dike.

Sincerely, An Ex Norwegian Conscript
User avatar #11 - DmOnZ (04/28/2013) [-]
An airman saying, "what do you mean the base in Afghanistan doesn't have cable?"
User avatar #42 to #11 - Closebehind (04/28/2013) [-]
******* you feel my painnnnnn

God we Airman are so spoiled and I literally don't give two ***** about it
User avatar #115 to #42 - DmOnZ (04/29/2013) [-]
I remember during a training exercise my FOB didn't have running water cause the pipes were taken out by a stray mortar. Toughest week I've ever had as a pilot.
User avatar #116 to #115 - Closebehind (04/29/2013) [-]
Pilot eh, well God Bless you flyboy - I get to sit down in a chair and look at intel 22 hours a day
#13 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Ah, being in the Army this made me chuckle!! :)
#14 to #13 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
For the record, I'm neither a citizen of North or South Korea... I'm stationed in Korea... I don't know why it says N. Korea citizen. :/
User avatar #18 to #14 - zorororonoa (04/28/2013) [-]
Silly N. Korean trying to cover up the fact that he is in the N. Korean army.
#15 to #14 - brybryan (04/28/2013) [-]
silly anon
User avatar #36 to #14 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
i-is he joking? or is he serious?
#28 - Dynex (04/28/2013) [-]
Drill Sergeant saying...
#64 to #28 - tomthehippie (04/28/2013) [-]
**** , I remember that **** . "Push till I get tired of watching you. Oh, now lets do sit ups. Now some squats. Hey, how about some rowers now? Oh! I know! Lets go on a run next!

Now? Now we are going to march around the whole ******* base. Why? Cause **** your **** , thats why.

Oh, are you starting to get tired? Good! Time for jumping jacks!"

yeah.... I remember that **** .
#47 - thegamegestapo ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
What about:    
"During this operation close air support will be provided by the Americans"
What about:

"During this operation close air support will be provided by the Americans"
User avatar #55 to #47 - luiselvergas (04/28/2013) [-]
that hurts like a bitch man
User avatar #56 to #55 - sonicg (04/28/2013) [-]
Really? All the times I've had hot brass on my epidermis it wasn't too bad.
User avatar #60 to #56 - luiselvergas (04/28/2013) [-]
t was a similar scenario i was at the range with a buddy and one of the shells from his AR landed inside my shirt and it burn bad
User avatar #61 to #60 - sonicg (04/28/2013) [-]
Well that doesn't sound very nice.
User avatar #67 to #61 - sidekickman (04/28/2013) [-]
Same experience, it's like being branded if you get it on bare skin. Well, maybe not that hot, but it burns.
#68 to #67 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
I had brass from a SAW get down in my shirt while I was in full gear. The gunner had just ran through two belts so the brass might as well have been a fire brand when it left the chamber.
#69 to #68 - watanigga **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
New guy on the ship was trying to grab and throw an expended 50 cal round (standard procedure for misfires) and accidentally grabbed one of the previous shot empties, it burned his hand pretty damn bad.
User avatar #29 - instalation ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
There are only 4 in the picture because they are walking away from a murder scene now. Silly Warrant Officer.
User avatar #26 - silasersej (04/28/2013) [-]
ITT: FJ remembering the good ol' days back in '44
#35 to #26 - toughactintinactin (04/28/2013) [-]
Ah the first English civil war, twas a glorious battle. (you never specified which '44)
#66 to #26 - ehzio ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
Ah the good ol' Battle of Varna in November 10' 1444AD. It indeed was a glorious war against the Ottoman Empire and the Hungarian and Polish army
#1 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
#6 A soldier saying: " **** , here come the Marines."
#25 - zomaru ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
What about a new recruit saying, "I was an Eagle Scout, I think I know what I'm doing."
User avatar #27 to #25 - postie (04/28/2013) [-]
Did she just spill her tea?
#54 to #25 - issamn (04/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #84 - desuforeverlulz (04/28/2013) [-]
I asked my brother, a veteran of Afghanistan, what he thought the worst 5 things of being in the army are. He gave me a pretty straightforward answer.

1. Open conflict
2. Roadside bombs
3. Losing a limb
4. Losing a friend
5. Fear of dying
User avatar #89 to #84 - brothergrimm ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
fear of dying is what keeps you alive
User avatar #98 to #89 - trojandetected (04/28/2013) [-]
keeping alive is the fear of dying
User avatar #101 to #98 - brothergrimm ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
hell we all saw dark knight, right? fear of death is the one thing that allows us to run just a bit longer, fight harder, do everything we can just to stay alive that much longer.
User avatar #83 - tehcashew (04/28/2013) [-]
Not dangerous but still ****** : Being in Civil Engineering and the Lt. Col. Announcing that a general is coming to the base to "look around"
User avatar #72 - namesboo (04/28/2013) [-]
I was expecting "its so quiet"
#24 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
"Wait, is this supposed to be flammable?"
#94 - kamikazeren (04/28/2013) [-]
Hey fj. I'm a junior in high school and I'm looking into an ROTC scholarship. I was thinking either army or air force. Also I'm looking into electrical engineering or computer science. So which one is better especially in terms of a career and putting my major into use?
#99 to #94 - davedavesonite (04/28/2013) [-]
The airforce can overlap with both CS and engineering, a lot of airmen study in those fields. Also, join your local FRC team, airforce loves to recruit from there and offer things to FIRST participants
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#103 to #100 - davedavesonite (04/28/2013) [-]
That's great! They really do like seeing that on your resume. Were you just in St Louis for worlds?
#109 to #103 - kamikazeren (04/28/2013) [-]
No my team did terrible in Vegas so getting to worlds was a complete reach this year. Hopefully we'll get our **** together next year.
#110 to #109 - davedavesonite (04/28/2013) [-]
yeah, we only made it in off a wildcard from finals. Well, good luck next year!
User avatar #91 - protomario (04/28/2013) [-]
From my experiance of 5 Years in the Army

The most Dangerous thing is Safety, as ridiculous as it is.

Most incidents in the Army are 99% avoidable if you are safe. Just being real, you'll never accidentally discharge your weapon if you do your checks, you'll never get dust and rocks in your eyes if you use your Goggles, etc.
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