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Sims 3 Story part 1 (repost). /funny_pictures/1351064/Sims/ Link to first post of this here that I've found It's an old thread from 4chan that I last saw was po

/funny_pictures/1351064/Sims/

Link to first post of this here that I've found

It's an old thread from 4chan that I last saw was posted here 2 years ago, I think. So I thought I might as well reupload it for people who haven't seen it, as this has always been one of my favorites.

If I do get a good enough response, I will post part 2 and 3 together since those are super short.

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#7 - Cleavland Steamer
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but the greatest Sims tale of all time is the tale of Winston Sexton
#161 to #7 - winstonsexton
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i know right
i know right
#8 to #7 - amovingstaircase
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#42 to #8 - allion
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>winston lives
#31 to #8 - lamarisagoodname
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Why haven't I seen this before!?
#25 - romanprinsonerr
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Ill just leave these here
#26 to #25 - romanprinsonerr
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#27 to #26 - romanprinsonerr
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User avatar #64 to #27 - olmesy
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"Inb4 the movie is made" really just finished me
User avatar #35 to #27 - nurucio
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I literally cried I was laughing so hard at these, thank you for the rest of them.
User avatar #155 to #35 - romanprinsonerr
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no problem, I knew they were hilarious and I didn't want people to have to wait for the rest
#71 - owmowmow
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I got part 2 and 3 right here...
#72 to #71 - owmowmow
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^part 2/3

<part 3/3

#73 to #72 - owmowmow
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part 3/3 contin.

Also OP you're a thumb whoring faggot, just post all three instead of this "thumb for more" ********.
#124 to #73 - kinggeedorah [OP]
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Well, actually I put part 2 and 3 together because I thought it was too short for two separate posts, and I left part 4 out because it was extremely short and not very funny.
Well, actually I put part 2 and 3 together because I thought it was too short for two separate posts, and I left part 4 out because it was extremely short and not very funny.
#125 to #124 - kinggeedorah [OP]
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**** it, here's the alleged "part 4" of this.

I'm still going to post the part 2 and 3 combined.
User avatar #109 to #73 - peacetoad
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yea i saw them on here like 2 months ago. The faggot with this OP is strong.
Thanks for posting anyway :)
#111 to #109 - owmowmow
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No worries dude.    
   
Random gif
No worries dude.

Random gif
User avatar #112 to #111 - peacetoad
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And what a brilliant gif it is :D
#127 to #109 - kinggeedorah [OP]
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The last I saw them was over 2 years ago near when the original threads happened.   
   
I searched for it and it pulled up nothing.
The last I saw them was over 2 years ago near when the original threads happened.

I searched for it and it pulled up nothing.
User avatar #152 to #127 - peacetoad
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the reposting isn't a big deal, i laughed again.

However saying you'll post the other parts with enough thumbs is. All good if it's some OC thing but should've just uploaded them all.

The faggot with you slightly went down :)
User avatar #128 to #127 - kinggeedorah [OP]
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www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2910604/The/

Alright, so over a year ago somebody posted it.

My bad.
User avatar #77 to #73 - nang
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Thanks for the extra parts! Man I love this story.
#78 to #77 - owmowmow
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No problem man.

Also these storys are called "amazing chin man" or something if you want to google it.
User avatar #79 to #78 - nang
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Ah cool thanks! Although sometimes I like not to have these stories. Makes them still funny to read on the occasions they do crop up ^^.
#81 to #73 - whymewhy
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or better yet, don't post a repost and drag it out with the thumb for more ****... bad enough you have to post someone elses hard work to boost your own ego but now you have to make people thumb you up for the rest of someone elses work... too bad for you most of us have seen it all already.
User avatar #87 to #81 - owmowmow
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www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/4445979/achievement+hunters+do+surgery/

"bad enough you have to post someone elses hard work to boost your own ego but now you have to make people thumb you up for the rest of someone elses work"

Right.... and I'm sure you know what that link is? You attempting to do the exact thing you just told me not to do. Your argument is now invalid.
No one has to thumb me up, like the same way I don't have to thumb other peoples comments and/or content but I still do even if it is a repost, it still could be well placed in hindsight and therefore funny...
#96 to #87 - whymewhy
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gee looked through your content posts and 80% of them are reposts, what a surprise. the other 20% i am not sure if oc or repost.
User avatar #98 to #96 - owmowmow
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Not sure I ever said that I don't post reposts...


Your arguments are all over the place man, get it together.
#91 to #87 - whymewhy
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no that was me sharing something i found, did i say thumb for more.. nope i believe i said "not mine but still funny" not hey if this does good then i will post the rest... if you find something that you like share it, not share part untill someone gives you enough attention to share the rest. so its your argument thats invalid tool.
User avatar #97 to #91 - owmowmow
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I don't get where you're coming from anymore. Your now putting fake statements implying that i typed something even close the following quote: "hey if this does good then i will post the rest..."

Also the fact that you made a derogatory notion into your statement now makes this argument invalid, on the grounds that I don't argue with ignorant pissed off teenagers.... sorry.
#101 to #97 - whymewhy
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not sure i ever said you said that. infact i am 100% sure i never said you said it i was talking about the guy who posted the **** you were QQing about to start with and how he said he would post the rest of someone elses content if he got enough praise, where as all i did was say hey look at this i thought i would share there is a huge difference but i wouldn't expect a kid to understand.
#103 to #101 - owmowmow
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I*** not ******* (i) caps man, goddamit..... Your english is ******* terrible, and I don't care anymore honestly... just thumb me down if that makes you happy. I can deal with it I'm sure.
I*** not ******* (i) caps man, goddamit..... Your english is ******* terrible, and I don't care anymore honestly... just thumb me down if that makes you happy. I can deal with it I'm sure.
#113 to #103 - whymewhy
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i i i i i i i i i i i i i i
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#9 - mlssy
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#1 - dirgeofasimo
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#16 to #1 - xnotcreative
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Just as everyone's tired of faggots on Tumblr spamming "I'm so done with this site", I'm getting kinda sick and ****** tired of this "Does this look like the face of mercy" ********.

Seriously, is that all it ****** takes to get thumbs?

Could I get thumbs too for just putting the words "Does this look like the face of mercy" on a picture of a pissy looking person?
#120 to #16 - jarofdirt
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Comment Picture
#30 to #16 - datspidey
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#23 - demjimmies
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Do you even need to ask?   
   
******* MOAR!
Do you even need to ask?

******* MOAR!
#21 - xblueflamex
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Google Chinman if you want the whole thing.
Google Chinman if you want the whole thing.
#85 to #21 - anon id: 6b03ca3d
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Googled it, found this exact post from 2011.
MFW
#28 to #21 - itsdasp
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Thank you, kind sir.   
   
Have this gif as compensation.   
   
   
   
No refunds if you already have said gif.
Thank you, kind sir.

Have this gif as compensation.



No refunds if you already have said gif.
#84 - Nameloc
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In the Sims, I would always set out on an adventure to steal every wife.
Every.
Wife.

At first it was a little innocent, just take the closest neighbor's wives, nothing too bad.
Walk into their house, introduce myself, instantly ignore the husband after Acquaintance status and continue talking with the wive until Friend/ Best Friend status.
I would come back each day until the sims didn't mind me crashing at their place. Why? More time to get closer to the damn wife.
Around here is when I'd start the flirting, just small, nothing too fast. The husband would get jealous, yet he doesn't slap me silly yet.
Continue to flirt with the wife and eventually start to woo-hoo whilst the husband is away. (All while I still live there.)
Weeks go by like this.
Eventually, I get cocky and decide it's time:
Husband comes home > Initiate plan
Phase 1: Walk up to him, show him who's the alpha male. (Insult, Insult, INSULT, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP)
Phase 2: Husband get's cocky and throws me out, no worries; Walk right back in to see wife slapping her husband
Phase 3: Start to make out/ woo-hoo with his wife directly in front of him; before he can get directly near me, marry his wife
Phase 4: After marriage and she leaves him and moves in with me, I occasionally go back with my wife and slap him a few times and make out on his bed.

I'd typically have like 4 of these going on at the same time; In the meantime of being kicked out of houses and such, I'd go to the next house with my other soon-to-be wife.

Damn, was the iTouch version ****** or what?
#133 to #84 - superowned
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******* wizard, stealing wives and ****
#88 to #84 - Nameloc
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By the way:   
You could only have like 2-3 relationships at a time, so eventually I would have to ditch a wife.   
Ironically, my wife and girlfriends would never get mad seeing me woo-hoo another girl.   
Sometimes I'd have my wife and a girlfriend living in my house.   
   
What was best was when I would have to divorce a wife to steal another man's wife; The ex-wife would move back in with her ex-boyfriend, yet they'd only be at friendship-status.   
I'm a monster
By the way:
You could only have like 2-3 relationships at a time, so eventually I would have to ditch a wife.
Ironically, my wife and girlfriends would never get mad seeing me woo-hoo another girl.
Sometimes I'd have my wife and a girlfriend living in my house.

What was best was when I would have to divorce a wife to steal another man's wife; The ex-wife would move back in with her ex-boyfriend, yet they'd only be at friendship-status.
I'm a monster
#83 - silverhellion
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HFW successfully infiltrating the womans house.
User avatar #90 to #83 - reican
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Shiva should meet Hel.
User avatar #138 to #90 - goodguygary
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why does that name sound so familiar?
User avatar #174 to #138 - reican
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Hel =/= Norse mythology, She is the goddess of the underworld. She also whom inspired Christians with the name "Hell" for the Christian underworld.
#121 to #83 - thejoemotes
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#140 to #121 - jdsalenger
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#132 to #121 - disies
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Reminds me of this
#75 - brawlerboi
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I thought this might end with a crimson chin joke...