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Sims 3 Story part 1 (repost)

Sims 3 Story part 1 (repost). Link to first post of this here that I've found It's an old thread from 4chan that

Link to first post of this here that I've found

It's an old thread from 4chan that I last saw was posted here 2 years ago, I think. So I thought I might as well reupload it for people who haven't seen it, as this has always been one of my favorites.

If I do get a good enough response, I will post part 2 and 3 together since those are super short.

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#7 - Cleavland Steamer (04/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
but the greatest Sims tale of all time is the tale of Winston Sexton
#25 - romanprinsonerr (04/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Ill just leave these here
#71 - owmowmow (04/28/2013) [+] (23 replies)
I got part 2 and 3 right here...
#9 - mlssy (04/28/2013) [-]
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#1 - dirgeofasimo (04/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#23 - demjimmies (04/28/2013) [-]
Do you even need to ask?   
			*******		 MOAR!
Do you even need to ask?

******* MOAR!
#21 - xblueflamex (04/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Google Chinman if you want the whole thing.
Google Chinman if you want the whole thing.
#84 - Nameloc (04/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In the Sims, I would always set out on an adventure to steal every wife.

At first it was a little innocent, just take the closest neighbor's wives, nothing too bad.
Walk into their house, introduce myself, instantly ignore the husband after Acquaintance status and continue talking with the wive until Friend/ Best Friend status.
I would come back each day until the sims didn't mind me crashing at their place. Why? More time to get closer to the damn wife.
Around here is when I'd start the flirting, just small, nothing too fast. The husband would get jealous, yet he doesn't slap me silly yet.
Continue to flirt with the wife and eventually start to woo-hoo whilst the husband is away. (All while I still live there.)
Weeks go by like this.
Eventually, I get cocky and decide it's time:
Husband comes home > Initiate plan
Phase 1: Walk up to him, show him who's the alpha male. (Insult, Insult, INSULT, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP)
Phase 2: Husband get's cocky and throws me out, no worries; Walk right back in to see wife slapping her husband
Phase 3: Start to make out/ woo-hoo with his wife directly in front of him; before he can get directly near me, marry his wife
Phase 4: After marriage and she leaves him and moves in with me, I occasionally go back with my wife and slap him a few times and make out on his bed.

I'd typically have like 4 of these going on at the same time; In the meantime of being kicked out of houses and such, I'd go to the next house with my other soon-to-be wife.

Damn, was the iTouch version ****** or what?
#83 - silverhellion (04/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
HFW successfully infiltrating the womans house.
#75 - brawlerboi (04/28/2013) [-]
I thought this might end with a crimson chin joke...
#134 - wonderlandman (04/28/2013) [-]
i lost it here
#68 - vicgkob (04/28/2013) [-]
Getting creepy ...
#4 - miscarriage (04/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#45 - creepe (04/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**creepe rolls 48**
#36 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
IM CRYING! IM ******* CRYING!!!! OH MY ******* GOD!!!
User avatar #107 - sirbutterballs (04/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
In sim games I always invite people to a large party, then I trap them in a concentration camp. I always base my character after a dictator like Hitler or Kim Jung Un
User avatar #65 - undeadwill ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
>Be 12
>playing the Sims on my gamecube
>Put a fireplace outside
>Tell everyone its pool party time
>They are excited.
>They go outside in their swim gear.
> I pause the game and trap them in with trash cans.
>Make a line of trash cans to the fireplace.
>Smokey didn't say **** about houses and people.
>They wonder where is the water? Where is the water?
>Watch trash can after trash can catch on fire.
>There is no pool only fire.
> They burn alive
>Pool is a lie
#24 - tomowrath (04/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I have been sitting here crying my eyes out laughing at this for the past 20 minutes.
Make another one.
For the love of god
#55 - ThatDeadGuy (04/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
which sims game is this?
User avatar #57 to #55 - flybager (04/28/2013) [-]
Sim simulator 2013
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