Dragons could be anywhere. I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an over-used joke to the knee.. That guard hears the boss music playing, but he's not sure why. HFW
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User avatar #2 - fourtwentt (04/27/2013) [-]
i used to be an adventurer but not since the accident
#40 - xDarkness (04/28/2013) [-]
That guard hears the boss music playing, but he's not sure why.   
   
HFW
That guard hears the boss music playing, but he's not sure why.

HFW
User avatar #51 - motherfuckingkenji (04/28/2013) [-]
One time I was in Windhelm when a dragon attacked.
After it was dead, one of the guards that helped me fight it turned to me (while I was absorbing its soul) and said "My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty."
And I was just like "Bitch.... come on."
#60 - theaphasic (04/28/2013) [-]
Every skyrim sidequest.
#59 - curtisbentley (04/28/2013) [-]
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#18 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
i wanna **** that
User avatar #23 to #18 - mudkipfucker (04/27/2013) [-]
Save that for the furry board

and yes, I would tap dat ass
User avatar #24 to #23 - dragonfucker (04/28/2013) [-]
nice name you got there
User avatar #26 to #24 - mudkipfucker (04/28/2013) [-]
thanks. I like your name too ;)
#7 - randombitches (04/27/2013) [-]
Hey I'm new here in funnyjunk. How do I post .gifs and pictures into the comment section.
User avatar #8 to #7 - mudkipfucker (04/27/2013) [-]
get enough thumbs
#14 to #8 - randombitches (04/27/2013) [-]
Thanks! How many thumbs though?
User avatar #15 to #14 - mudkipfucker (04/27/2013) [-]
about 100 i think. its easy enough. just post something funny
User avatar #9 to #7 - aahrg (04/27/2013) [-]
you need thumbs, best way to get them is to shotgun post some ****
#63 - owmowmow (04/28/2013) [-]
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#69 to #68 - owmowmow (04/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #44 - elyiia (04/28/2013) [-]
In 400 or so hours, I have never seen a dragon enter a city. Is this odd?
User avatar #45 to #44 - luthervonappledorf (04/28/2013) [-]
I didn't until recently when one invaded Markarth and ******* killed damn near everyone.
User avatar #50 to #44 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/28/2013) [-]
Solitude has a fairly high spawn-rate of them, happened to me twice there.
User avatar #46 to #44 - fuzzyballs (04/28/2013) [-]
not a big city, but one attacked the college, and that little swamp town

that's about it....
User avatar #66 to #46 - argonianmaidohonor (04/28/2013) [-]
Morthal
User avatar #57 to #44 - viscerys (04/28/2013) [-]
Riverwood was wiped out by a dragon two hours into my first playthrough. It was depressing. Then I went to Whiterun to do some work for the companions, and two dragons attacked. One was a frost dragon, and the other a normal one.
#37 - doomdesire (04/28/2013) [-]
I remember I had a frost dragon that I killed always teleport between winterhold and dawnstar whenever I fast traveled there. He just kind of dropped in the middle of the town every time.
#19 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
What I hate is that people say "to the knee" when in-game they say "in the knee".
#20 to #19 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
Actually different guards say it differently. I thought this too, but I ran into a guard with a different voice that said "to" instead of "in". I guess the different voice actors that all had to say the same lines all did it differently.
#61 - mion (04/28/2013) [-]
**mion rolled a random image posted in comment #4072365 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **

mfw when playing Skyrim
#5 - sirham (04/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #56 to #5 - davve (04/28/2013) [-]
i forgot how to internet
#6 to #5 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
brb getting my telescope
#11 to #10 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
''gotta keep my eyes open, damned dragons could swoop down at any time''
User avatar #12 to #11 - thefunnyside (04/27/2013) [-]
thank you kind sir
#21 to #12 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
I HAVE SPECIAL EYES
User avatar #41 to #21 - CaptainWaffles (04/28/2013) [-]
MY BRAND!!
User avatar #16 to #10 - Arrowninja (04/27/2013) [-]
I don't think i have ever seen a better reaction gif in my entire time on this site. Thank you.
User avatar #17 to #16 - thefunnyside (04/27/2013) [-]
You're welcome, sir
User avatar #67 - belikea (04/28/2013) [-]
How did he get a dragon to show up inside whiterun? do I just never see dragons inside cities? is it a mod?
User avatar #47 - nomiscaveman (04/28/2013) [-]
I think I dislike skyrim posts as much as I dislike MLP
User avatar #55 to #47 - tigronn (04/28/2013) [-]
still clueless, do you dislike them a lot or do you dislike them not..?
#49 to #47 - John Cena (04/28/2013) [-]
no one gives a ****
User avatar #53 to #47 - alfjnn ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
What are you trying to prove here?
#48 to #47 - paradoxofnight ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
well, then, it appears I have some work to do!
#39 - mastercolossus (04/28/2013) [-]
i prefer duhmehvir
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