Apply cold water pls. the wits are present in this one.. "You're equipping them to become violent killers." Because i'm sure he was just gonna hand them guns and say "have fun." dumb prostitute
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#2 - foxicon (04/27/2013) [-]
"You're equipping them to become violent killers."   
Because i'm sure he was just gonna hand them guns and say "have fun."   
   
dumb prostitute
"You're equipping them to become violent killers."
Because i'm sure he was just gonna hand them guns and say "have fun."

dumb prostitute
User avatar #63 to #2 - sanctussvindex (04/27/2013) [-]
He didn't?
#8 to #2 - artaisiousx (04/27/2013) [-]
what movie is that from?
#43 to #8 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
its from a youtube video from someone called tomska
#227 to #8 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Its from a guy on youtube named TomSka. Its called baby with a gun and it is ******* hilarious.
#90 to #2 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (04/27/2013) [-]
credit cyanide and happiness in case you couldn't tell
#104 to #90 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
banbanbanbanbanbanbanban
#58 - rmoran (04/27/2013) [-]
I love these fictional over-dramatized propaganda stories. I swear every political or religious topic has them in the hundreds.
User avatar #116 to #58 - Psychotic (04/27/2013) [-]
7.62x51 master race
User avatar #152 to #58 - partnerintroll (04/28/2013) [-]
5.56x45mm Master Race
#1 - twi (04/27/2013) [-]
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well **** , that bitch got told
#72 - SeanVengeance (04/27/2013) [-]
hfw he got in trouble. i can't stop laughing
User avatar #15 - anonymoose (04/27/2013) [-]
http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/reinwald.asp Never happened.
#74 to #15 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
So we're reposting something that was created in 1997..

leave to funnyjunk to set the bar so high
#168 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
I wonder how much she got paid for those 46 seconds
User avatar #177 to #168 - commanderbunbun (04/28/2013) [-]
thats what i said to me friend when he went and got a hooker
#151 - harryblazer (04/28/2013) [-]

>looking for a roomate to share my apartment/expenses with
>find a guy named paul, who seems pretty cool
>find out he sells weed on the side
>dont really care, since its just small baggys of it to the same people and doesnt draw attention
>paul says he going away for a couple of days, for work or some ****
>hear knocking down the floor at 4 A.M
>assume its just some drunk, but it keeps getting closer to my door
>hear some more banging and then someone working the handle of my door
>grab my sig sauer p228 (only gun I had)
>go to lving room area and see a ******* arm trying to pry open my door
>"what in the **** do you think your doing !"
>arm shoot back out "HEY WOW MAHN WOW, PUT DA GAT DOWN MAHN, IM JUS LOOKIN FO PAUL".
>look through the peep whole and see a steryotypical junkie
>tell him to piss off or il kick his ass
>turns out paul had moved on from weed to coke
> **** you paul
#179 to #151 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
what does this story have to do with anything?
#181 to #179 - harryblazer (04/28/2013) [-]
a crackhead tried to get into my apartment and stopped when he saw I was armed.
#190 to #181 - urbemarmis (04/28/2013) [-]
id be waiting for paul, with the gun in my hand and his bags chilling at my feet. just chill in a chair waiting for him to get home
#110 - megusters ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Y'know what rhymes with prostitute? Rape.
#225 to #110 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
it does not
#5 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
His hat is so ******* silly. Dat chinstrap.
#83 to #5 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
**** off
#163 to #5 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY???
#103 - mcquiston (04/27/2013) [-]
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#4 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I like posting this image.
I like posting this image.
#206 - preshmilk ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
#166 - flyingicecream (04/28/2013) [-]
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#173 to #166 - usaisnotamerica (04/28/2013) [-]
I wonder why that roll has thumbs up.
User avatar #196 to #173 - smokedmeatlog (04/28/2013) [-]
Because thats a nice ******* sweater, thats why.
User avatar #220 to #166 - joehue (04/28/2013) [-]
I'd ******* worship her and her equipment.

That's a real nice sweater.

And some nice tits too.
User avatar #169 to #166 - traycepickering (04/28/2013) [-]
This model looks very well equipped. How much?
User avatar #171 to #166 - exclamation (04/28/2013) [-]
In terms of being equipped for being a prostitute, this woman has the most powerful equipment.
#105 - jimmynutz (04/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#176 - dirtydollar (04/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #209 to #176 - jackthefurfag (04/28/2013) [-]
sweet roll.
User avatar #145 - milkshakerz (04/28/2013) [-]
Doesn't Australia have gun control? And hasn't had a mass shooting since banning assault weapons?
User avatar #155 to #145 - onezeroeight (04/28/2013) [-]
Yes and all Semi-automatics. They also seen a dramatic increase in pretty much every other crime from rape to murder
User avatar #158 to #155 - milkshakerz (04/28/2013) [-]
Well when you begin as a prisoner colony and every organism in nature there can kill you, I guess you take your successes where you can get them.
#191 to #155 - urbemarmis (04/28/2013) [-]
thats what keeps me in line knowing that if i was to start **** with someone they could have a gun. thats why you dont just go around threatening to beat the **** out of everyone who happens to bump into you and doesnt say sorry
User avatar #224 to #145 - rocknipples (04/28/2013) [-]
Yes, lots of gun control, no automatic weapons BUT if you are with the cadets you go to a firing range and fire Australian issue assault weapons.
User avatar #226 to #224 - milkshakerz (04/28/2013) [-]
If it weren't for the cost of moving there, I think it sounds like a nice place to live. Plus your accents are incredibly fun to listen to.
User avatar #187 to #145 - yusay (04/28/2013) [-]
And hasn't their crime rate increased as well?
User avatar #157 to #145 - pleasureabledino (04/28/2013) [-]
Dead center, mate. Tight as **** gun laws, and no mass shooting since Port Arthur. We can only get semi automatic rifles nowadays, and that's only for animal culling out in the sticks. Hell, even getting a handgun is more of a damn trial than curing AIDS.
User avatar #159 to #157 - milkshakerz (04/28/2013) [-]
Say mate one more time. It pleases me.
User avatar #161 to #159 - pleasureabledino (04/28/2013) [-]
-_- Mate.

That's it.
User avatar #162 to #161 - milkshakerz (04/28/2013) [-]
That's what mama needed. Thanks!
#101 - mrdudemanguyperson (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh God that was perfect   
   
And to all those who are going to tell me it was fake, I don't care. It's still hilarious
Oh God that was perfect

And to all those who are going to tell me it was fake, I don't care. It's still hilarious
#117 - denbaby (04/27/2013) [-]
That chin strap looks awfully small.
User avatar #138 to #117 - lwamotorsport (04/28/2013) [-]
Depends which chin he's putting it on
#76 - eatingbiscuits (04/27/2013) [-]
That was 			*******		 beautiful
That was ******* beautiful
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