Oh shit. 0% OC have fun... Best part is, he gets away with it. She signed a contract saying "at the artists own discretion" allowing him to draw the narnia scene however he thou
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#251 - baine (04/27/2013) [-]
Her next boyfriends face when sex.
User avatar #303 to #119 - suikerpapa (04/27/2013) [-]
what's that from again?
User avatar #318 to #303 - dbBlues (04/27/2013) [-]
"Hey, I could poke faster if i had two pitchforks"
+1
#317 to #303 - colorparty **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #321 to #317 - suikerpapa (04/27/2013) [-]
thanks m8
#12 - kierz (04/26/2013) [-]
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#7 - WaffleROFLSlice (04/26/2013) [-]
Best part is, he gets away with it. She signed a contract saying "at the artists own discretion" allowing him to draw the narnia scene however he thought it looked like.
#134 to #7 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
yeah....contracts don't work that way. she would still be able to sue because he acted in bad faith and to uphold the contract would be unconscionable. not to mention that this was not what the parties bargained for. maybe if this were the 1800s that clause would do something, but this definitely doesn't protect him today.
#144 to #134 - notafunnyguy (04/27/2013) [-]
the judge disagrees with you, because he won the law suit
#168 to #144 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
A) this story is fake, so no the judge didn't. [url deleted]
B) As I was explaining, if it were real the tattoo artist would never win the suit. I should know, I'm a lawyer.
#172 to #168 - notafunnyguy (04/27/2013) [-]
provide the name of your firm, your name, your qualifications and your chosen division of legal justice.

if you can't do that, you're just some kid in grade 11 taking a law class trying to act cool online.
#177 to #172 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
let's say i was a junior in high school, i'd still be right about the case. why would i give out my private information just to prove a point to some random person on the internet? next thing you'll be calling and asking for battletoads. nice try though.
User avatar #201 to #177 - skullzero ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
>N. Korea citizen
>Lawyer

Choose one....
#170 to #168 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
damn it
http://abovethelaw. com /tag/ryan-fitzgerald/
User avatar #190 to #170 - laughdamnyou (04/27/2013) [-]
Found this. Couldn't reallt find any evidence it really happened.
http://urbanlegends. about. com/b/2011/11/30/ poo-poo-tattoo-tale-is-doo-doo.htm
User avatar #213 to #190 - grundo (04/27/2013) [-]
**** YOU
I WANT TO BELLIIEEVVVEEEEEE
#210 to #190 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
Also relevant
http://www. [url deleted] /bodymods /poo.asp
#379 to #134 - mellamoconsuelo (04/27/2013) [-]
So if you signed a contract giving consent to quote you, but they use your quotes in a way you dislike, you can sue them? No. The laws aren't made to keep individuals who regret **** happy. They're made to keep people safe.
#393 to #379 - John Cena (04/29/2013) [-]
you're making a false analogy. in contracts, if i agreed to build you a house, and in the contract you left a few minor details "to my descretion" i couldn't just build you whatever the **** i wanted. that wouldn't be what you bargained for. you wouldn't have to pay me and could sue me for consequential damages if i built a funhouse.

things that are a matter of taste, like art, are slightly different but not too much. if i asked you to draw my portrait and promised to pay you for it, i couldn't just not pay you because once it was finished i didn't like how i looked in it. but if you had agreed to paint my portrait and instead painted a kiebler elf ******* a unicorn, i wouldn't have to pay you simply because there was a clause in our contract that said "at artists discretion". the reason should be obvious. i asked for a portrait, i didn't get a portrait.

#394 to #393 - John Cena (04/29/2013) [-]
in the fake case above, she asks for a narnia scene and gets a pile of **** . the fake that the contract allows for an artists discretion applies to the narnia scene, not to making whatever he wanted. judges interpret contracts reasonably, and while this is a funny story, no judge on earth would let him get away with this if she decided to sue. because no judge would believe when she asked for a narnia scene she intended to get a tattoo of **** .
User avatar #382 to #379 - swimmingprodigy (04/27/2013) [-]
"The laws aren't made to keep individuals who regret **** happy."

Ahem
metro.co.uk/2013/04/24/sex-with-consent-can-still-be-rape-3665975/
#108 to #7 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
The worst part is, this story 100% fake.
#110 to #108 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
is
#223 to #110 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
is correct
thumbs down

fj logic
User avatar #243 to #7 - commentking (04/27/2013) [-]
It's too bad this story had been proven fake, Im gonna ct like its real though.
User avatar #368 to #243 - happygrowman (04/27/2013) [-]
the attention whore is right, you know...
#247 to #7 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
"at the artist's own excretion"
User avatar #8 to #7 - roflsaucer (04/26/2013) [-]
While he is still kind of a dick, I think the tattoo on her back is definitely an accurate description of what she is.
User avatar #9 to #8 - heraske (04/26/2013) [-]
Agreed, she is a fly.
User avatar #10 to #9 - roflsaucer (04/26/2013) [-]
That too.
#206 to #10 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
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#1 - deathbylucy (04/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - mulk (04/26/2013) [-]
she deserved it
#6 to #1 - dalgaard (04/26/2013) [-]
I don't know if you like it colourless, but here take it in colour.   
   
   
   
   
you know... If you want.
I don't know if you like it colourless, but here take it in colour.




you know... If you want.
User avatar #97 to #6 - deathbylucy (04/27/2013) [-]
Thank you sir, I appreciate the thoughtfulness.
#214 - chocolatewhite (04/27/2013) [-]
Hate me if you wish, but I think he took this one a little bit too far. Don't get me wrong, she is a piece of **** for doing that, but still. There's
User avatar #315 to #214 - delphine ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
No, I agree with you. Is this still funny as hell? Of course it is. But it's a bit overkill. I would have done the Narnia tattoo and sneaked something a little more subtle into the background, like a miniature portrayal of her being ****** by Mr. Tumnus... Or something.
#215 to #214 - chocolatewhite (04/27/2013) [-]
**** . There's boundaries and limits on these situations.
#116 - MaverickZero ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
User avatar #117 - ryanfitzy (04/27/2013) [-]
"ryan fitzgerald" Well...This is awkward.
#40 - yourdadsdad (04/27/2013) [-]
Only in my home state would this happen.
User avatar #216 to #40 - theflamingfire (04/27/2013) [-]
I don't like living her to ******* cold no snow
#41 to #40 - Azz (04/27/2013) [-]
Yup. Lots of Ohioans apparently.
User avatar #42 to #41 - yourdadsdad (04/27/2013) [-]
It's weird really. It also explains a lot.
User avatar #91 to #40 - nintendohero (04/27/2013) [-]
Ohio is a strange state and I am not sure whether to be proud to call it my home.
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User avatar #274 to #156 - joshwontwon (04/27/2013) [-]
I live in Ohio, I apologize for my assholish friends, family, and associates. Trust me. Ohio people are assholes.
User avatar #74 to #40 - Sockopolis (04/27/2013) [-]
Why do all of the trees in Michigan point south?

Because Ohio sucks.
#376 to #74 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
Because they want to get the hell out of Michigan
User avatar #88 - deathcampforjewtie (04/27/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, good revenge prank, but not worth 100k.
#98 to #88 - jonlajoieismylife (04/27/2013) [-]
Except he won the lawsuit.
#268 to #98 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
except the whole story is fake
#350 to #98 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
That makes me happy
User avatar #46 - slapchoppin (04/27/2013) [-]
passive aggressive as ****
+7
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#111 - lupislord (04/27/2013) [-]
hfw
#200 - thegrohltroll (04/27/2013) [-]
I can'y be the only one who saw this
#345 - razerdude (04/27/2013) [-]
what a ****** tattoo
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User avatar #348 to #345 - totallynotmiggo (04/27/2013) [-]
Here take this
www.funnyjunk.com/user/totallynotmiggo/120#120
Made those a long time ago
#380 to #348 - razerdude (04/27/2013) [-]
well you did a great job
well you did a great job
#365 to #348 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
totallynotmiggo The owner of this profile only allows friends to view it.

Ass
User avatar #369 to #365 - totallynotmiggo (04/27/2013) [-]
IM SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT IT GEEZ fixd
#257 - crazyanduknowit (04/27/2013) [-]
http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2011/11/30/poo-poo-tattoo-tale-is-doo-doo.htm
www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319

"Not a word of which is true, come to find out. The image above may well be authentic, say investigators at The Smoking Gun, but there's no record of any such lawsuit, nor of the existence of a "Rossie Brovent," nor of a licensed tattoo artist in or around Dayton, Ohio named Ryan Fitzgerald.

Their verdict: "fable.""
#11 - stealthnull (04/26/2013) [-]
MFW i am from Dayton, Ohio
MFW i am from Dayton, Ohio
#240 to #11 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
im from florida dated a whore from there sent her back
User avatar #374 to #240 - stealthnull (04/27/2013) [-]
Not all our women are whores....but every place has their whores.
#326 to #11 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
last second of the gif looks like a reptile is awakening behind you
User avatar #370 to #11 - rshowat (04/27/2013) [-]
West Chester, represent? >_> No? Ok...
(The one near mason, not zansville)
User avatar #391 to #11 - KevinPutt (04/28/2013) [-]
Carlisle...CLOSE ENOUGH
User avatar #16 to #11 - disturbedfan ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Same here!
User avatar #18 to #17 - disturbedfan ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite!
(I have no reaction folder...... Have to stick with text)
#19 to #18 - stealthnull (04/27/2013) [-]
we shall build you one.
User avatar #20 to #19 - disturbedfan ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
:'D
#21 to #20 - stealthnull (04/27/2013) [-]
i like helping those in need.
i like helping those in need.
User avatar #27 to #21 - disturbedfan ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
oh my god that gif...... XD
#30 to #11 - corpsebride (04/27/2013) [-]
ME TOO!   
   
Jontron, yes.
ME TOO!

Jontron, yes.
User avatar #102 to #30 - stealthnull (04/27/2013) [-]
Love that GIF!
User avatar #38 to #11 - biograde (04/27/2013) [-]
ALSO ME I AM SO EXCITED MY CITY IS ON HERE i hAVE POSTED LIKE 3 TIMES
User avatar #55 to #11 - flamingpinkbunnies (04/27/2013) [-]
Represent! Me too.
#280 to #11 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
HEY, i LIVE THERE TOO

LET'S ****
User avatar #209 - tomowrath (04/27/2013) [-]
I would tattoo **** on my back for $100,000....
#140 - John Cena (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh no he didn't! Seriously though, he didn't. "He won the case" there was no case, ******* made up ******** that got covered by British newspapers
#25 - infinitereaper (04/27/2013) [-]
How pleasantly evil
How pleasantly evil
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