Dope Parents. Found on Buzzfeed.. >I got 2 grams for 40$ >2 grams of what? >Grammar Books >lol ok bkdelivers dot com
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#4 - iamtheblackgoat (04/26/2013) [-]
"You are a huge turd. I know you don't have no money. And you are overpaying if you are getting illegal drugs, you goof."

All moms should be like this
User avatar #106 to #4 - toplesshat (04/27/2013) [-]
"Father"
#146 to #106 - notstill (04/27/2013) [-]
"Mama Bear"

Totally a father
#315 to #4 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
I loved that one too! I call my mom Mama bear as well
#169 to #4 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
she is a woman of color
#475 to #169 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#66 - iFail (04/26/2013) [-]
Posted this on an earlier post with some of the same pictures.
Posting it again because not many people seen it and I thought some of you might enjoy it.

Just clarifying in case people thought I was reposting someone's content. That someone is me.
User avatar #391 to #66 - gunni (04/27/2013) [-]
The ICE stands for in case of emergency, so when medics find you lying around consciously, they'll know who to call to inform your famiry
User avatar #474 to #391 - dayasalion (04/27/2013) [-]
so they have to looks through your phone and find the contact that says ice on it? what if you're friends with O'Shea Jackson.
#61 - princessthymicorn (04/26/2013) [-]
I think you're doing drugs, better stop your education.
User avatar #74 to #61 - tomowrath (04/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, If I was a mother I would break the kids computer or whatever he holds dear
User avatar #225 to #74 - kabuthefox (04/27/2013) [-]
if i had no computer i would have more reason to do drugs js
#252 to #74 - aerosol (04/27/2013) [-]
But how will he finish college without a computer?
User avatar #87 to #74 - nevrit (04/26/2013) [-]
Then you are a terrible not-mother
#89 to #87 - tomowrath (04/26/2013) [-]
The ****** will think twice before doing drugs
#93 to #89 - nevrit (04/26/2013) [-]
Your kid after drugs
Your kid after drugs
#16 - jinxbomb (04/26/2013) [-]
"i didn't mean to have you"
#476 to #16 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#175 - namesjon (04/27/2013) [-]
Not too sure about my mother.
#224 to #175 - daix ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
What the hell, she is so complacent of the pimpin' of her mother! (or husband/boyfriend/baby daddy's mother)
#70 - lazragoon (04/26/2013) [-]
"I didn't mean to have you"
"I didn't mean to have you"

#47 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (04/26/2013) [-]
"I'm so dissatisfied with what ur turning out to be"

Such harsh words...
User avatar #451 to #47 - kongalkohol ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
I didn't mean to have you...
User avatar #189 to #47 - samjamfan (04/27/2013) [-]
you are not the person Mr.Rogers knew you could be
User avatar #55 to #47 - User (04/26/2013) [-]
*I didn't mean to have you
#34 - snowshark (04/26/2013) [-]
Wait... wut?
User avatar #35 to #34 - glassofmilk (04/26/2013) [-]
i just saw that too. id like to see the convo leading up to that
User avatar #276 to #34 - deadrifler (04/27/2013) [-]
I like to imagine it is Butter's dad, since if everything in the pantry isn't alphabetical he throws a fit.
#11 - nicopwnz (04/26/2013) [-]
>I got 2 grams for 40$
>2 grams of what?
>Grammar Books
>lol ok

#386 to #11 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
OP need to put that one on the last
User avatar #100 to #11 - koobzacc (04/26/2013) [-]
Probably the most plausible explanation of them all XD
User avatar #103 to #100 - lordhasta (04/26/2013) [-]
"XD"
#467 to #461 - irvea (04/27/2013) [-]
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That face just screams for cocks.
#516 to #100 - Jesusnipples (04/27/2013) [-]
le emoticon face lelelel XDDDDDD
le emoticon face lelelel XDDDDDD
User avatar #141 to #11 - skypatrol (04/27/2013) [-]
Do you want some more money?
#425 to #141 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#45 - tormain (04/26/2013) [-]
''I didn't mean to have you'' Best dad ever
''I didn't mean to have you'' Best dad ever
#37 - yumichan (04/26/2013) [-]
MFW " I didn't mean to have you ".
#31 - joseburritogu (04/26/2013) [-]
> Chill Dad I got finals next week
#54 - taye (04/26/2013) [-]
>So help me god if you were referring to drugs I will disown you
>So help me god if you were referring to drugs I will disown you
#50 - Fgner (04/26/2013) [-]
I love how a few of them are like "NO MORE COLLEGE FOR YOU!"
Yeah, because if they are doing drugs, dropping them out will help? It's not like that would fuel their need for getting drugs and lower the salary to afford them.
#261 to #50 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
Their money, their rules. If they feel you're doing drugs and they automatically go for the removing you from college option it means they feel that it'd be a waste of money to keep you in since, in their minds, drugs would lower your grades anyway.

So why pay for something that your kid is going to waste anyway? Besides, if they're already in college they aren't your legal responsibility anymore and you don't even have to let them come back home or provide for them in any form or fashion.
User avatar #279 to #50 - theist (04/27/2013) [-]
the parents think you are wasting their money on drugs instead of college, genius
User avatar #52 to #50 - infinitereaper (04/26/2013) [-]
Ironically, becoming successful in society and financially independent is a requirement if you really want to be able to afford and fuel a drug habit.
#401 to #52 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
its not that much money, depends on what you'd consider financially successful..
#28 - wfddfw (04/26/2013) [-]
This ******* killed me.
+9
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User avatar #520 to #335 - gigzara (04/27/2013) [-]
Cant understand a word. Well done sir.
User avatar #340 to #335 - phoenix grinder (04/27/2013) [-]
wow well executed
+27
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#298 - zorororonoa (04/27/2013) [-]
I love how that one kid saves it with grammar books, and the mom is just like, do you need more money?
I love how that one kid saves it with grammar books, and the mom is just like, do you need more money?
#275 - jdawgydawg (04/27/2013) [-]
>IM NOT ******* STUPID
>That's debatable

#46 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
I tried it, my mom said next time I should try getting it from her dealer.
ok mom
User avatar #190 to #46 - samjamfan (04/27/2013) [-]
pic or it didn't happen
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