He helped. .. Feline HIV Feline human immunodeficiency virus FELINE HUMAN IT SHOULD BE CALLED FIV
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#7 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
Your grandma's cat was a whore.
User avatar #11 - snakefire (04/27/2013) [-]
Feline HIV

Feline human immunodeficiency virus

FELINE HUMAN

IT SHOULD BE CALLED FIV
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#48 to #11 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
It is called FIV...
#111 to #48 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
is correct
butthurt and thumbs down
fj logic
User avatar #66 to #11 - goodguygary (04/27/2013) [-]
Na na na na na na na na



Catman!
#80 to #11 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
Half life 3 confirmed
User avatar #35 to #11 - deathstare (04/27/2013) [-]
Well sure, but if he said his cat had FIV in the first place, not many would get it.
the joke, not the FIV
User avatar #96 to #11 - Aerodamus (04/27/2013) [-]
A few years ago, my neighbors coy fish died from a version of coy AIDS.
#26 to #11 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
Do you have shrimp immunodeficiency virus from ************ ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - lesrin (04/27/2013) [-]
i lost my **** at faids
User avatar #54 to #16 - foxtrotalpha (04/27/2013) [-]
I think it maybe in the litter box.
#79 to #54 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #37 to #15 - tragono **User deleted account** (04/27/2013) [-]
"FIV, or FAIDS, is transmitted when an infected cat bites another cat"
This is definitely a zombie outbreak.
#17 to #15 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
Bringing a whole new meaning to Faided.
User avatar #110 to #15 - talkingmouth (04/27/2013) [-]
FAIDS
FAIDS
******* FAIDS
#91 - soggytomatoe (04/27/2013) [-]
Story time   
>My friend has a smoking hot gf   
>Easy 9/10   
>Just dyed her hair red, looks kinda weird but whatever   
>He's feeling horny, calls her to come over   
>They 			****		 on their parents bed (Anal)   
>She 			*****		 on the bed    
>The red dye in her hair comes off on the bed and leaves a blood-red stair   
>She leaves   
>Parents come home an hour later   
>"DERP WHAT THE 			****		 HAPPENED TO THE BED?!"   
>He blames it on the dog   
>Mfw they put the dog down   
>Mfw my friend basically killed his own dog
Story time
>My friend has a smoking hot gf
>Easy 9/10
>Just dyed her hair red, looks kinda weird but whatever
>He's feeling horny, calls her to come over
>They **** on their parents bed (Anal)
>She ***** on the bed
>The red dye in her hair comes off on the bed and leaves a blood-red stair
>She leaves
>Parents come home an hour later
>"DERP WHAT THE **** HAPPENED TO THE BED?!"
>He blames it on the dog
>Mfw they put the dog down
>Mfw my friend basically killed his own dog
#105 to #91 - eatthepolarbears (04/27/2013) [-]
Sam thing happened to a chick I went to high school with she **** on the couch when her idiot bf pulled out blamed it on their new puppy and her dad shot the puppy the next day..... mfw
User avatar #100 to #91 - thekarmacharger (04/27/2013) [-]
Your friend is a terrible person.
#93 to #91 - cazabrow ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
#22 - psykojet (04/27/2013) [-]
Once I peed on my grandpa's brand new truck. In front of the pastor of my church.
Once I peed on my grandpa's brand new truck. In front of the pastor of my church.
#32 to #22 - tihok (04/27/2013) [-]
once i peed down a hill in front of a soccer game
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Why were you doing that in the first place?
User avatar #25 to #23 - psykojet (04/27/2013) [-]
I was 4 and my Dad had just taken me camping and showed me how to pee outside.
User avatar #24 to #22 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
we're all proud of you
#10 - studbeefpile (04/27/2013) [-]
That's kinda like what happened on the Office when Michael hit Meredith with his car, and she found out she had rabies.
#84 to #10 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
IGNORANT DOG WALKER/ NEIGHBOR HAS RUFF LIFE $$$
User avatar #20 to #10 - girlygirlygirl (04/27/2013) [-]
i laughed out loud so hard..thank you for bringing back good memories
#99 - emmahrox (04/27/2013) [-]
I dont remember posting this, that high
I dont remember posting this, that high
#47 - Ryoshi (04/27/2013) [-]
His grandma's pussy has been through the whole neighborhood.
#19 - theafroman (04/27/2013) [-]
One time when I was like 7 or 8, my mom was taking a nap, so I took a **** in the backyard. She thought it was a dog. I was a weird ass kid.
#45 to #19 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
It's okay, I took a **** in my backyard a few months ago.
Felt natural. Felt right.
#27 to #19 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
It's okay. I was a weird ass kid too. I took a **** in the neighbor's backyard once. Everyone has a weird **** story from when they were a child..
User avatar #38 to #27 - oohbla (04/27/2013) [-]
i dont....
User avatar #89 to #27 - tigersstripes (04/27/2013) [-]
......through a long and complicated series of being passed between people, when i was 2 or 3 i ended up unwatched at the medieval fair (my parents did/do them) near the horses. I. ******* . LOVE. HORSES. i went up to pet this huge ass Clydesdale. It ended with a huge hoof shaped bruise on my back, the emergency room, and a great story. Not to mention when we got back one of the first things i did was run back toward the horses.
User avatar #13 - burningsmurfs (04/27/2013) [-]
Hmm was like 8. Look at the litter box for awhile. Think, I should pee in that. Don't have to pee bad or anything, just want to pee on it. I'll just look like the cat did it my 8 year old brain says to me. Start peeing, uh oh it's already how big the area the cat covers. Keeps spreading, try to keep it all on one side. That side is turning into kitty quick sand. Spreads to about 3/4 of the litter box. Once I pop I can't stop, finish peeing. Oh **** , I'm in trouble. Take off. Later my mom asks if I peed in the litter box. No mom. Are you telling the truth? Yes mom. We better take the cat in to the hospital then....But we didn't. But the cat lived another 20 years so it's cool.
#94 - pandacore (04/27/2013) [-]
Mfw my brother did that to except our cat didn't have hiv, nope my brother just **** in the litter box. our cat's were not pleased
#65 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
its*
No apostrophe. Essentially the equivalent of "his" or "hers".
#67 to #65 - vodnuth (04/27/2013) [-]
Actually the apostrophe was signifying ownership rather than a conjunction.
#83 to #67 - broorb (04/27/2013) [-]
"Its" is an exception: in order to avoid confusion with the conjunction, "it is", the possessive form "its" does not have an apostrophe.

Source - I'm an English teacher.
#68 to #67 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
That's the whole point.
Relative pronouns for ownership don't have apostrophes.
You wouldn't write "her's", because it's "hers", one word and no apostrophe.
And it's exactly the same for "its".

He, she, it.
His, hers, its.
#69 to #68 - vodnuth (04/27/2013) [-]
"Use the apostrophe to show possession. Place the apostrophe before the s to show singular possession."

-"Apostrophes | Punctuation Rules." Grammar and Punctuation | The Blue Book of Grammar and Punctuation. N.p., n.d. Web. 27 Apr. 2013. <http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/apostro.asp>
#71 to #69 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender-specific_pronoun#English_gender-specific_pronouns

Look at the table, and read the column foor "Possesive adjective" and "Possesive pronoun".
#72 to #71 - vodnuth (04/27/2013) [-]
Ehhh we have different sources and different views that say different things. Let's just agree to disagree.
#74 to #72 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
This is language. You can't disagree, because there is one correct way.

Go to your source and read Rule 9.
#76 to #74 - vodnuth (04/27/2013) [-]
Ahhhhh **** . Thanks. Sorry for doubting you.
#77 to #76 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
Thank you for not flaming. :)
User avatar #70 - nephritho (04/27/2013) [-]
To make it clear
it's FIV (Feline immunodeficiency virus)
HIV, FIV, SIV(Simian), CIV (canine) are the viruses
AIDS is the last stadium of the viruses it's infection.
just saying.
User avatar #107 - mewthird (04/27/2013) [-]
Did they find it out by examining your poop?
Who's actually helping who?
#57 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
My aunt used to work to help take care of retards. I diddn't mind until she decided to take care of 1 for month every year. And it would always be at the same time as I was visiting. I diddn't visit often but I enjoyed it, until ofc he came along. One day my brother was pissing me off so much that I decided to get 2 birds with 1 stone. I was so mad that I ended up pissing in my brothers bed that he was using while we where visiting. (I was 8 or something at the time.) They ended up thinking it was the retard that did it and I've never seen him again.
#46 - nargogh (04/27/2013) [-]
This is a lesson. Everyone of us can become a hero.
#5 - chancevance (04/26/2013) [-]
My kitty had feline HIV as well, apparently it's extremely common. Sadly she ate some grass that had anti-freeze poured on it and it shut down her kidneys, we had to put her down because it would have been a very painful, slow death otherwise. :(
#90 to #5 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
Bee cooking my food dee; Learned from the BEST/ RIGHT/ CUMMING DOWB DOWN DA MOUNTAIN WERE?? NH, FRONT PAGE, 2007. DR DR GMME RIGHT BLLOID TST-- WHAT NAME?? LUTZ- HEIDY WHORE NEIGHBOR/ TRACKER/ STAY TUNED/ READ ALL ABIUT U IN HEARALD 4 YEARS/ NOW U HAVE AUNTY RUTH GRAHAM BISTON GLOBE/ WATCHERS ALL OVER HER **** DEE/ FEDERAL TIMEXXXXXXX LIFE DEATH. BITCH
User avatar #14 - zeropro (04/27/2013) [-]
My cat had the same thing
Probably from sitting behind the ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)ing microwave all day
#55 to #14 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #73 - KillerKlownKKK (04/27/2013) [-]
I cleaned My Roommate's Cat's litter box religiously for like 3 weeks to the point that my roommate was looking for poop everywhere thinking the cat must be going somewhere else. Then I went to Hometown buffet and chased my dinner with half a box of Philips. He Cried when he got home from work and saw that because he thought there was no way his cat would have survived and just then I let Cooter out of the pantry and he ran up to Jay like he always did. To this day Jay thinks his cat made that Huge HUGE log covered in diarrhea. One of these days I'll tell him. I'm thinking of working into my "Best Man" speech at his wedding this summer. "And let me end this speech of by saying Jay I made you clean up my pooh"
#62 - achilleos (04/27/2013) [-]
I had to ride home from school one day but i forgot my keys to the house. I was outside with my dogs and i need to take a **** real bad, i held it for as long as i could but to no avail. I **** in one of those plastic potplant things and went to clean myself off.
AND WHEN I CAME BACK MY DOG HAD ******* EATEN IT
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