Tom's face. . atch rife: today my friend told me tom cruises front teeth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but THIS ME SO MUCH. How did people notice that? Tom's face atch rife: today my friend told me tom cruises front teeth is in the middle of his and i didnt believe him but THIS ME SO MUCH How did people notice that?
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#1 - mrshrapnel
Reply +239
(04/26/2013) [-]
How did people notice that?
How did people notice that?
#194 to #1 - ctrlaltwank
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(04/27/2013) [-]
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#82 to #1 - pippysfleas
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(04/27/2013) [-]
hi
hi
#169 to #1 - luckiestcharms
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(04/27/2013) [-]
I was watching all his Mission Impossible movies the other day, and being someone who is studying dentistry, I picked it up. Ruined the whole movie for me, I couldn't stop staring.
#53 to #1 - mrloki ONLINE
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(04/27/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at The Fedora ** I bet it was by looking
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at The Fedora ** I bet it was by looking
#6 to #1 - Eralus
Reply +39
(04/26/2013) [-]
Someone, somewhere, has a tooth fetish.
#10 to #6 - mrshrapnel
Reply +16
(04/26/2013) [-]
Spounds like REALLY bad BJs.
#57 to #10 - alltimetens
Reply +7
(04/27/2013) [-]
I bet they act like an enamel
#185 to #57 - anon
Reply 0
(04/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#5 - iyr
Reply +188
(04/26/2013) [-]
"Did you know one of your eyes is set slightly higher than the other?
It doesn't affect your vision or anything, I just thought you might want to be self-conscience for the rest of your life."
#12 to #5 - TheMather ONLINE
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(04/26/2013) [-]
I can totally believe that. Because one of my eyes was irritated, I just had an eyepatch on for an hour and a half, when I took it off I saw double with a constant vertical displacement for about ten minutes.
#17 to #5 - vicsix
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(04/26/2013) [-]
I've known this. My left eye is ever so slightly higher than my right.
#155 to #17 - octaviano
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(04/27/2013) [-]
And I just noticed that my right eye is higher than my left.
Fuuuuck.
#166 to #5 - chucknorrisTHEGAME
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Holy ****, that's normal!? I feel so much better about myself now!
#207 to #5 - mondominiman
Reply 0
(04/27/2013) [-]
Oh my god he's right!
#105 to #5 - ElegantSiren
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(04/27/2013) [-]
One nostril is slightly bigger than the other too.
#112 to #5 - mondominiman
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Other FJ members know of Brian Regan?
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#145 to #112 - xxpinksxx
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Thats how im feeling at the moment as well lol
#122 to #5 - dwellmaster
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(04/27/2013) [-]
#42 to #5 - ICEDgrunge
Reply +9
(04/27/2013) [-]
Brian Regan is one of the funniest non-profane comedians to exist, in my opinion.
#144 to #42 - xxpinksxx
Reply +1
(04/27/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#72 to #42 - exicuton
Reply +1
(04/27/2013) [-]
I fully agree with you my friend.
#58 to #5 - giguelingueling
Reply +11
(04/27/2013) [-]
I'm already self-conscious about my whole face, one more default one change a thing
#8 - happygrowman
Reply +131
(04/26/2013) [-]
fixed.
#32 - snakefire
Reply +86
(04/27/2013) [-]
#24 - nicolascagelover
Reply +76
(04/27/2013) [-]
**** you OP. Mission Impossible will never be the same.
**** you OP. Mission Impossible will never be the same.
#35 - sympathyforme
Reply +74
(04/27/2013) [-]
I was happier before I knew this.
I was happier before I knew this.
#97 to #35 - presentdent ONLINE
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(04/27/2013) [-]
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#138 to #97 - schrodngrscat
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(04/27/2013) [-]
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#13 - princessthymicorn
Reply +71
(04/26/2013) [-]
Hey, hey Tom, I bet that you can't roll this coin down your face.
#177 to #13 - sanosauro ONLINE
Reply +2
(04/27/2013) [-]
perhaps not, but it can cruise down his face any time
#14 to #13 - princessthymicorn
Reply +37
(04/26/2013) [-]
Wow, you sure showed me Tom, I feel such a fool right about now, I guess you win.
#19 - fuckthepolice
Reply +57
(04/26/2013) [-]
************ IT'S TRUE
#103 - oblesidonika
Reply +51
(04/27/2013) [-]
Fixed. Everyone can go to sleep in peace tonight.
#140 to #103 - JudasLitl
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(04/27/2013) [-]
#37 - zenkon
Reply +43
(04/27/2013) [-]
****.. nothing related to tom cruise will be the same
****.. nothing related to tom cruise will be the same
#168 to #37 - anon
Reply 0
(04/27/2013) [-]
i never really cared that much for tom cruise but aren't you all exagerating?