Tom's face. . atch rife: today my friend told me tom cruises front teeth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but THIS ME SO MUCH. How did people notice that?
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#8 - happygrowman (04/26/2013) [-]
fixed.
#5 - iyr (04/26/2013) [-]
"Did you know one of your eyes is set slightly higher than the other?
It doesn't affect your vision or anything, I just thought you might want to be self-conscience for the rest of your life."
User avatar #12 to #5 - TheMather ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
I can totally believe that. Because one of my eyes was irritated, I just had an eyepatch on for an hour and a half, when I took it off I saw double with a constant vertical displacement for about ten minutes.
User avatar #17 to #5 - vicsix (04/26/2013) [-]
I've known this. My left eye is ever so slightly higher than my right.
User avatar #155 to #17 - octaviano (04/27/2013) [-]
And I just noticed that my right eye is higher than my left.
Fuuuuck.
User avatar #166 to #5 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (04/27/2013) [-]
Holy **** , that's normal!? I feel so much better about myself now!
#207 to #5 - mondominiman (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh my god he's right!
User avatar #105 to #5 - ElegantSiren (04/27/2013) [-]
One nostril is slightly bigger than the other too.
User avatar #112 to #5 - mondominiman (04/27/2013) [-]
Other FJ members know of Brian Regan?
todaywasagoodday.png
User avatar #145 to #112 - xxpinksxx (04/27/2013) [-]
Thats how im feeling at the moment as well lol
User avatar #42 to #5 - ICEDgrunge (04/27/2013) [-]
Brian Regan is one of the funniest non-profane comedians to exist, in my opinion.
User avatar #144 to #42 - xxpinksxx (04/27/2013) [-]
Agreed.
User avatar #72 to #42 - exicuton (04/27/2013) [-]
I fully agree with you my friend.
#58 to #5 - giguelingueling (04/27/2013) [-]
I'm already self-conscious about my whole face, one more default one change a thing
#1 - mrshrapnel (04/26/2013) [-]
How did people notice that?
How did people notice that?
#82 to #1 - pippysfleas (04/27/2013) [-]
hi
hi
User avatar #169 to #1 - luckiestcharms (04/27/2013) [-]
I was watching all his Mission Impossible movies the other day, and being someone who is studying dentistry, I picked it up. Ruined the whole movie for me, I couldn't stop staring.
#53 to #1 - mrloki (04/27/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at The Fedora ** I bet it was by looking
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at The Fedora ** I bet it was by looking
User avatar #6 to #1 - Eralus (04/26/2013) [-]
Someone, somewhere, has a tooth fetish.
#10 to #6 - mrshrapnel (04/26/2013) [-]
Spounds like REALLY bad BJs.
User avatar #57 to #10 - alltimetens ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
I bet they act like an enamel
#185 to #57 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#35 - sympathyforme (04/27/2013) [-]
I was happier before I knew this.
I was happier before I knew this.
#24 - nicolascagelover (04/27/2013) [-]
****		 you OP. Mission Impossible will never be the same.
**** you OP. Mission Impossible will never be the same.
#103 - oblesidonika (04/27/2013) [-]
Fixed. Everyone can go to sleep in peace tonight.
#78 - vampyrate (04/27/2013) [-]
The asymmetry is aggravating me now.
User avatar #124 to #107 - deathstare (04/27/2013) [-]
Does the anime explain his own lack of symmetry?
User avatar #128 to #124 - madpurple (04/27/2013) [-]
Yep
User avatar #129 to #128 - deathstare (04/27/2013) [-]
What is it called?
User avatar #130 to #129 - madpurple (04/27/2013) [-]
Soul Eater
#41 - pwnfrnzy (04/27/2013) [-]
CANNOT BE UNSEEN
EVERY ******* MOVIE I SEE HIM IN I WILL REMEMBER THIS
User avatar #123 to #41 - themetroidprime (04/27/2013) [-]
Omfg Nina's face is so ******* scary.
#39 - Falkor (04/27/2013) [-]
♪♫All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth(aligned),
my two front teeth(aligned),
see my two front teeth(are not aligned)!
#133 - debious (04/27/2013) [-]
People notice so many things at random moments
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#37 - zenkon (04/27/2013) [-]
****		.. nothing related to tom cruise will be the same
**** .. nothing related to tom cruise will be the same
#168 to #37 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
i never really cared that much for tom cruise but aren't you all exagerating?
#187 - batmane (04/27/2013) [-]
Agreed he is one symmetric son of a bitch
#11 - xinzley (04/26/2013) [-]
Tom Chews
Tom Chews
#13 - princessthymicorn (04/26/2013) [-]
Hey, hey Tom, I bet that you can't roll this coin down your face.
User avatar #177 to #13 - sanosauro (04/27/2013) [-]
perhaps not, but it can cruise down his face any time
#14 to #13 - princessthymicorn (04/26/2013) [-]
Wow, you sure showed me Tom, I feel such a fool right about now, I guess you win.
User avatar #126 - rel (04/27/2013) [-]
Well, Owen Wilson's nose looks like a penis.
#127 to #126 - rel (04/27/2013) [-]
See?
#160 to #127 - nephritho (04/27/2013) [-]




Not sure if ****
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