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fa it
This is aft the Bermuda Triangle, where ships
washed up an a sand bar. The mystery is still
the Mystery ofthe Bermuda Triangle has been
ehren a : methane vents which have
been dame in that region.
Methane reduces the density at water, ships that
would rummler Mat, to sink.
Methane, where in gas farm, messes with the electrical
at aircraft, causing them to fail and saws
fall right eat of the sky.
Methane we muses the water ta tum a we greenish
salsa and the 'ghost ships" reported ta be seen are simply
green attire ships that scatter the Wham ofthe
triangle.
Frucking science, man.
the bermuda triangle
is caused
by {mean farts
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#9 - teamrocketninja (04/26/2013) [+] (13 replies)
So... the Bermuda Triangle is the ocean's ass then?
User avatar #11 to #9 - justanotherzombie (04/26/2013) [-]
I haven't seen osmosis jones in years
#24 - ThpiderMan (04/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It's strange but somehow knowing the reason's why these things happen make them all the more disconcerting to me. Something so simple causes such a profound and near supernatural-esque effects, just makes me wonder what other amazing and terrifying thing science will come up with next.

And then my brain immediately goes to flying scorpians with the unnatural hatred inherent to wasps and i black out for a while.

<--- The majestic wasp with his common demeanor.
User avatar #12 - nimblewalrus (04/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sure, but can they explain why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#40 - alejsergio (04/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Are you telling me that the Bermuta Triangle is the ass hole of the Earth, and that we are shoving tons and tons on metal into it's hole? 						*******					 science man
Are you telling me that the Bermuta Triangle is the ass hole of the Earth, and that we are shoving tons and tons on metal into it's hole? ******* science man
#62 - wimwam (04/27/2013) [-]
Actually I saw an entire program devoted to this theory- it was deemed highly implausible after testing it several times in conditions several times "gassier" than the actual bermuda triangle.
#93 - madjik (04/27/2013) [-]
That is Australia.
User avatar #16 - BenniEGHR ONLINE (04/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
what about the planes that go missing?
User avatar #17 to #16 - apokalyptonaut (04/26/2013) [-]
Did you read the ******* post?
#85 - digitalfart (04/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
THIS PHOTO IS FROM AUSTRALIA FUUUUUUCK
User avatar #48 - Schwarzenegger (04/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Tumblr posts are so hilarious
User avatar #14 - hueyfreeman (04/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Added to list of fears:
Going to beach, drowning while swimming due to methane vent
#107 - internetrage (04/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
&quot;methane in gas form messes with electrical components&quot;
"methane in gas form messes with electrical components"
#39 - Bobtheblob (04/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**** science. Quit explaining all the cool **** . Try explaining this one, science.
User avatar #41 to #39 - lolshadowjewtwo (04/27/2013) [-]
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
User avatar #8 - tarnis (04/26/2013) [-]
its actually the start of a man made coral reef. They sink old ships like that to create it.
#83 - apollotaren (04/27/2013) [-]
Psh, science. Real Men believe.
#50 - lostdagame ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
HAHA YOU SWAM IN FART JUICE
#74 - funnyjunkelite (04/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
why don't we just go to tumblr if 70%of this site is just that.
User avatar #81 to #74 - zorororonoa (04/27/2013) [-]
Then leave. Don't bitch to us.
User avatar #63 - derangedberger (04/27/2013) [-]
Mythbusters did something on this.
It is extremely unlikely that a methane vent would cause a ship to sink.
And that still wouldn't explain all the planes that have gone down there, or the weird phenomena like compasses not working and the sky turning yellow.
User avatar #29 - scotlandspie (04/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if the ocean was a person, now we know where it's anus is.
#77 - iveseensomethings (04/27/2013) [-]
Bermuda, bahama, come on pretty mama...
User avatar #19 - galaxyguy (04/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Also, I read that the legends surrounding ships and airplanes "mysteriously disappearing" forget to mention one thing...

That these vessels are usually found again a short while later, no harm done.
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