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Ocean Farts

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fa it
This is aft the Bermuda Triangle, where ships
washed up an a sand bar. The mystery is still
the Mystery ofthe Bermuda Triangle has been
ehren a : methane vents which have
been dame in that region.
Methane reduces the density at water, ships that
would rummler Mat, to sink.
Methane, where in gas farm, messes with the electrical
at aircraft, causing them to fail and saws
fall right eat of the sky.
Methane we muses the water ta tum a we greenish
salsa and the 'ghost ships" reported ta be seen are simply
green attire ships that scatter the Wham ofthe
triangle.
Frucking science, man.
the bermuda triangle
is caused
by {mean farts
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Submitted: 04/26/2013
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#24 - ThpiderMan (04/27/2013) [-]
It's strange but somehow knowing the reason's why these things happen make them all the more disconcerting to me. Something so simple causes such a profound and near supernatural-esque effects, just makes me wonder what other amazing and terrifying thing science will come up with next.

And then my brain immediately goes to flying scorpians with the unnatural hatred inherent to wasps and i black out for a while.

<--- The majestic wasp with his common demeanor.
User avatar #91 to #24 - octaviano (04/27/2013) [-]
There is a Scorpion Fly.
A Fly with the tail of a Scorpion.
Have fun sleeping~
User avatar #115 to #24 - zedong (04/27/2013) [-]
Science has come up with the terrifying knowledge that if you just removed the Oxygen gas from the air, every animal, plant and organism on the earth would die.
THAT is 10x more terrifying that methane sinks ships
#9 - teamrocketninja (04/26/2013) [-]
So... the Bermuda Triangle is the ocean's ass then?
User avatar #100 to #9 - theprocrastibator (04/27/2013) [-]
Mah ***** drips!
#121 to #100 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
One word, God
#59 to #9 - zramn (04/27/2013) [-]
First world problems: Have the VHS, no VHS player...
To the bay of pirates I go!
User avatar #31 to #9 - studbeefpile (04/27/2013) [-]
Wait a minute....Osmosis Jones wasn't just something I dreamed as a kid??

**** ...
#42 to #31 - ending (04/27/2013) [-]
holy **** I thought i was the only one...
User avatar #11 to #9 - justanotherzombie (04/26/2013) [-]
I haven't seen osmosis jones in years
#33 to #11 - xnotcreative (04/27/2013) [-]
I went back and watched the movie after seeing that picture.

The animation is still as vivid and smooth as I remembered it.
#120 to #33 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#53 to #11 - smudgycarrot (04/27/2013) [-]
not since the accident...
User avatar #118 to #53 - nyawgga (04/27/2013) [-]
**** YES
User avatar #128 to #11 - justanotherzombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Why does this have 177 thumbs?
User avatar #15 to #11 - cristianpopescu (04/26/2013) [-]
**** that used to be one of my favourite cartoons back in the day
#23 to #15 - presentdent (04/27/2013) [-]
Used to?
#93 - madjik (04/27/2013) [-]
That is Australia.
#85 - digitalfart (04/27/2013) [-]
THIS PHOTO IS FROM AUSTRALIA FUUUUUUCK
#103 to #85 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Alright, I saw this on National Geographic, they do this **** all the time down in Somalia. Just look cute, hop on the ship...they'll trust you, and in time, you will be their beloved shipboard mascot...until the time comes when they've let down their guard, open the door to the captain's cabin, slit his throat, move through the ship silently, take the wheel, and run that ****** into a sandbar. We'll handle the unloading, and the human trafficking, just get us that ship.
#62 - wimwam ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Actually I saw an entire program devoted to this theory- it was deemed highly implausible after testing it several times in conditions several times "gassier" than the actual bermuda triangle.
User avatar #12 - nimblewalrus (04/26/2013) [-]
Sure, but can they explain why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#21 to #12 - presentdent (04/27/2013) [-]
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Farts.
User avatar #35 to #12 - guymandude (04/27/2013) [-]
Yup. its the 50mg of pure dopamine in every bite!
#40 - alejsergio (04/27/2013) [-]
Are you telling me that the Bermuta Triangle is the ass hole of the Earth, and that we are shoving tons and tons on metal into it's hole? 			*******		 science man
Are you telling me that the Bermuta Triangle is the ass hole of the Earth, and that we are shoving tons and tons on metal into it's hole? ******* science man
User avatar #57 to #40 - deathcampforjewtie (04/27/2013) [-]
I want to shove tons of metal into my ass...
#95 to #40 - jpthecursed (04/27/2013) [-]
your gif
User avatar #14 - hueyfreeman (04/26/2013) [-]
Added to list of fears:
Going to beach, drowning while swimming due to methane vent
#22 to #14 - presentdent (04/27/2013) [-]
Also: Crocodiles, Alligators, and Brain Aneurysms.
User avatar #8 - tarnis (04/26/2013) [-]
its actually the start of a man made coral reef. They sink old ships like that to create it.
#39 - Bobtheblob (04/27/2013) [-]
**** science. Quit explaining all the cool **** . Try explaining this one, science.
#58 to #39 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
That is my favorite thing about Science, it turns the magical and terrifying into boring and math. It's fantastic.
User avatar #41 to #39 - lolshadowjewtwo (04/27/2013) [-]
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
#83 - apollotaren (04/27/2013) [-]
Psh, science. Real Men believe.
#107 - internetrage (04/27/2013) [-]
&quot;methane in gas form messes with electrical components&quot;
"methane in gas form messes with electrical components"
#112 to #107 - olimpa (04/27/2013) [-]
i think it's more to do with the metallic minerals being pumped into the air and creating electromagnetic storms because of the methane pumps, but i dunno maybe it's aliens.
User avatar #48 - Schwarzenegger (04/27/2013) [-]
Tumblr posts are so hilarious
#124 to #48 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
You sounded like Homer.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Schwarzenegger (04/27/2013) [-]
DID I DO IT RIGHT?!?!?!?!?
#77 - iveseensomethings (04/27/2013) [-]
Bermuda, bahama, come on pretty mama...
User avatar #89 - garlickson (04/27/2013) [-]
Sorry to be a pooper on this one. It's not actually been proven that this is the correct explanation, and the picture is probably a hoax too, because there is no news pages about it, only this: You need to login to view this link which has no sources...
Also the methane is a theory only...
http://science.discovery.com/life-earth-science/10-bermuda-triangle-theories.htm
http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-explanations-for-the-bermuda-triangle.php

Not being a dick, just being logical :).
#71 - ladyepic (04/27/2013) [-]
From what I've heard/ read, take any place in the ocean roughly the same size of the Bermuda Triangle and you'll have a similar amount of unexplained plane crashes and boat disappearances. The Bermuda Triangle is just sensationalized. Some of the unexplained things very well could be old sailors making up tales or just plain old superstition. People remember what they are told happened. Suddenly, fog over the water becomes a fleet of phantom ships. A minor error in the compass becomes North and South being inverted.
'Cept for the one time someone traveled through time. That, I cannot explain.
User avatar #76 to #71 - sepheroth (04/27/2013) [-]
They were actually traveling 60 seconds for every minute that passed by normally.
User avatar #19 - galaxyguy ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
Also, I read that the legends surrounding ships and airplanes "mysteriously disappearing" forget to mention one thing...

That these vessels are usually found again a short while later, no harm done.
User avatar #37 to #19 - defensive (04/27/2013) [-]
It said that the methane vents can blackout electronics. Maybe they just lost power but kept sailing.
User avatar #54 to #37 - galaxyguy ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Likely.
User avatar #29 - scotlandspie (04/27/2013) [-]
if the ocean was a person, now we know where it's anus is.
User avatar #36 to #29 - fitchy (04/27/2013) [-]
right near where a bunch of black people live, it all makes sense now.
#50 - lostdagame (04/27/2013) [-]
HAHA YOU SWAM IN FART JUICE
User avatar #63 - derangedberger (04/27/2013) [-]
Mythbusters did something on this.
It is extremely unlikely that a methane vent would cause a ship to sink.
And that still wouldn't explain all the planes that have gone down there, or the weird phenomena like compasses not working and the sky turning yellow.
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