Overheard conversation on a plane!. . Overheard conversation on a plane it' s not natural” Me: You' re flying at twice the speed of sound in a metal tube fueled stuff
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#12 - teamrocketninja (04/26/2013) [-]
>Twice the speed of sound

You in a fighter jet passenger plane?
User avatar #54 to #12 - Fgner (04/26/2013) [-]
Or he was flying the good ol' Concord. Mach 2 optimial cruising speed, baby.

If a bitch needed to get somewhere fast, this bitch would take them.
User avatar #59 - fedegon (04/26/2013) [-]
ATTENTION PASSENGERS, THE PILOT HAS GONE INSANE AND IS GOING FOR MACH 2, HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE FOR THE REST OF THE FLIGHT!
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#78 to #59 - cghfg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#355 to #78 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
You "lol'd" when you should have killed yourself.
Correct your mistake, please.
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#357 to #355 - cghfg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #358 to #357 - newsmyrna (04/27/2013) [-]
says the guy who deleted his comment
#101 to #59 - moldybreadcrumb (04/27/2013) [-]
This may be the only time i've laughed out loud on this site.
#338 to #59 - timeparadox (04/27/2013) [-]
It was clear somebody had to post it
It was clear somebody had to post it
#17 - allamericandude (04/26/2013) [-]
Repost is so old the Concorde was still around.
User avatar #211 to #17 - undeadwill (04/27/2013) [-]
Having me a giggle.
#11 - iyr (04/26/2013) [-]
>twice the speed of sound
User avatar #7 - thedippestofshits (04/26/2013) [-]
twice the speed of sound?

lel
#293 to #7 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
Concorde could do mach 2.04
#8 to #7 - springbok (04/26/2013) [-]
When you're right, you're right!
#342 to #8 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#105 - bubbabrent (04/27/2013) [-]
Twice the speed of sound you say?
Twice the speed of sound you say?
#130 to #105 - renegadehawk ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
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#182 - steamwhistler (04/27/2013) [-]
twice the speed of sound?
#84 - luquaz (04/26/2013) [-]
Overheard conversation yet you answered.
#61 - MasterManiac (04/26/2013) [-]
So apparently commercial airliners now fly at Mach 2.
User avatar #49 - heyzeus (04/26/2013) [-]
TWICE THE SPEED OF SOUND!?!?!?!? what commercial airline are they on!?!?!?!
#55 to #49 - manninex (04/26/2013) [-]
Ye olde concorde
User avatar #254 - squaretree (04/27/2013) [-]
You're in a commercial jet and think you're going Mach 2?

***** you just went full retard.
#241 - CatfishCrothers (04/27/2013) [-]
>"Twice the speed of sound"   
>"Metal tube"   
>"liquified dinosaurs"   
   
The homophobe sounds like a more intelligent person than this wank.
>"Twice the speed of sound"
>"Metal tube"
>"liquified dinosaurs"

The homophobe sounds like a more intelligent person than this wank.
User avatar #242 to #241 - Whaaaaaaaaa (04/27/2013) [-]
True, I would like to point out also homosexuality in a whole is unnatural.
#260 to #242 - heroicvenom (04/27/2013) [-]
prepare for a lot of disagreements, friend
prepare for a lot of disagreements, friend
User avatar #351 to #260 - Whaaaaaaaaa (04/27/2013) [-]
I know. People uses homosexuality as the new "in thing", but its gonna suck when its no longer edgy or cool to support gays.
#264 to #242 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
And how would this be? There is recorded homosexual behaviour in over 500 mammals and reports for over 1500.
User avatar #350 to #264 - Whaaaaaaaaa (04/27/2013) [-]
So me on recorded moment in history where sex between to males or two females spawned and off spring. I mean no matter how much you disagree it does not change the fact that it is unnatural for the continuation of a species.
User avatar #279 to #242 - lapsushominum ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
It's natural in the sense that it occurs in nature, but not in the sense that it is conducive to the survival of a species.
#229 - swagbot (04/27/2013) [-]
Nope.
#9 - Rascal (04/26/2013) [-]
It's half the speed of sound
It's aluminum not steel
The fuel came from algae, not dinosaurs
Flying in a plane has nothing to do with whether gay marriage is natural or not.
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#261 to #9 - bulbakip (04/27/2013) [-]
All things are descended from nature technically. What really is or isn't natural is the question.
#325 to #9 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
Steel isn't the only metal you know?
#328 to #9 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
duraluminium actually
#267 to #9 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
lolol he sad metal not steal omg
That's the best ******* response you dumbasses can come up with?
#278 to #9 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
when the **** did he say steel you stupid ******* dumb piece of **** sandwich
#198 to #9 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
it said metal, aluminum is still a metal :\
User avatar #139 to #9 - defensive (04/27/2013) [-]
Closer to 1/3 the speed of sound
Aluminum is incorrect spelling, it's aluminium and it is a metal
Jet fuel is a mixture of many different chemicals and varies depending on the type of turbine being used.
The point of content is to show that gay marriage is just as unnatural as the plane they are flying in. You can't say something is unnatural and then be hypocritical.
#160 to #139 - telfyr (04/27/2013) [-]
Brit fag detected
User avatar #181 to #160 - defensive (04/27/2013) [-]
Nope, Australian. Because every country except for america seems to have the spelling down pat.
User avatar #188 to #181 - adeadaxe ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Everyone pounces on Americans when they "correct" perfectly fine spellings of words so why would you do it too? Aluminum and aluminium are both correct, so acting like either one is wrong is dumb. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium#Etymology
User avatar #190 to #188 - defensive (04/27/2013) [-]
Aluminum is not correct anywhere outside of America. Aluminium is the original and correct spelling. Why would you need to take the 'i' out? It's the imperial system all over again, but maybe on a smaller scale.
User avatar #193 to #190 - adeadaxe ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
In case you didn't check the link, "The Canadian Oxford Dictionary prefers aluminum." But that's not the point, the point is we pronounce it aluminum because that's just our accent. We became our own country a while ago and deviated from the rest of the English speaking world and our language started changing along with that, as languages tend to do. I don't know why we took the "i" out but that's how it ended up, doesn't mean we're trying to do anything so you don't need to treat someone like they don't know what they're talking about because they don't spell something with one letter or not.
User avatar #202 to #193 - defensive (04/27/2013) [-]
Your accents allow you to say aluminium perfectly fine, so there was no need to change it on account of them. The isolation didn't do it because every other english speaking country pronounces it Aluminium and some of them had far less contact with the motherland than America did. As you said, you don't know why the letter was taken out, and if this is the case then I will treat you like someone who doesn't know what they are talking about. I didn't intend to make this such a big deal but classic americans blowing things out of proportion.
User avatar #205 to #202 - adeadaxe ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
I'm not blowing stuff out of proportion, you're the one who insinuated that a country of 315,000,000 people doesn't know how to spell when it's one word with a one-letter difference where both variants are correct according to many dictionaries. Again, the link has some info on the matter; the guy who discovered it originally called it alumium, then he changed it to aluminum when he published his paper. He was British, the only reason it was called aluminium is because "an anonymous contributor to the Quarterly Review, a British political-literary journal, in a review of Davy's book, objected to aluminum and proposed the name aluminium, "for so we shall take the liberty of writing the word, in preference to aluminum, which has a less classical sound." I didn't say we couldn't pronounce aluminium, and the point isn't why the "i" was removed the point is that that's how it ended up and there's just two correct spellings now just like plenty of other words. Also, generalization is bad. Whatever's wrong with me, whether I'm OCD or what, is my own issue, but you said something I thought was incorrect and/or rude enough to warrant a mention. No need to insult an entire country, which is what you did in the first place.
User avatar #206 to #205 - defensive (04/27/2013) [-]
Well sorry if you took offence to a simple correction. I would say that two paragraphs over the letter i is blowing it out of proportion though.
User avatar #207 to #206 - adeadaxe ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
It wasn't a correction though because aluminum is already correct, that's what I took offense to. Again, it's not about the word itself, it was the implication that we're all retarded because of the way we spell, acting like we did it just to spite the rest of you or didn't learn it properly. Unless, "Because every country except for america seems to have the spelling down pat," has another implication I'm not aware of.
User avatar #210 to #207 - defensive (04/27/2013) [-]
It was implying that america has to be different to everyone else in some way (eg. The imperial system)
User avatar #215 to #210 - adeadaxe ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
We only have that system because of the British Empire, we didn't make it ourselves. We just haven't gotten rid of it like everyone else, which is a bit harder to do when the country is so populous and set in its ways. We aren't doing it for ***** and giggles, and that doesn't mean it's wrong anyway.
#183 to #181 - telfyr (04/27/2013) [-]
Close enough, the Union Jack is in your flag
User avatar #184 to #183 - defensive (04/27/2013) [-]
You have stars on your flag, so does communist China. Not even close to being the same.
#186 to #184 - telfyr (04/27/2013) [-]
Stars is simply shape, while your flag has a the Union Jack, an entire flag of another country or union or what ever the hell you call it (England/Britain/united kingdom) on it.
User avatar #189 to #186 - defensive (04/27/2013) [-]
I was simply pointing out that England and Australia and not the same.
#123 to #9 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
you're an idiot
#93 to #9 - Rascal (04/26/2013) [-]
It says metal, not steel.
User avatar #58 to #9 - adeadaxe ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
Planes do not exist in nature, implying the "not natural" argument is a dumb reason to be against gay marriage if you're using unnatural things like planes.
#339 to #58 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
Or you know. Clothes.
User avatar #97 to #9 - rifee (04/27/2013) [-]
last time i checked, humans flying wasn't natural...
#237 to #97 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
it's natural to be able to fly when you are in a plane
User avatar #353 to #237 - rifee (04/27/2013) [-]
and it's natural to be attracted to men when you are gay.
User avatar #22 to #9 - aldheim (04/26/2013) [-]
Nobody said steel.
#83 to #9 - matthewngl (04/26/2013) [-]
Is aluminum not a metal?
User avatar #30 to #9 - ost (04/26/2013) [-]
Last time i checked, aluminium was a metal.
User avatar #147 - dapape (04/27/2013) [-]
Show me one passenger plane that breaks the sound barrier.
#150 to #147 - tomthehippie (04/27/2013) [-]
The brits made one. They called it the Concord.
User avatar #257 to #147 - pugwash (04/27/2013) [-]
Concorde can do a top speed of mach 2.02
User avatar #165 to #147 - swimmingprodigy (04/27/2013) [-]
Concorde's cruising speed was exactly mach 2.02. Top speed Mach 2.07
User avatar #148 to #147 - largeheadphones (04/27/2013) [-]
That's what i was thinking...
#149 to #147 - kovymast (04/27/2013) [-]
the concorde used to but it is no more in function
User avatar #152 to #149 - dapape (04/27/2013) [-]
Oooh. That **** cray.
User avatar #155 to #152 - thelastamerican ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Very few people willing to pay $600 ish for a flight across the pond that only takes a couple hours.
#108 - sasquatchjc (04/27/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure commercial air planes don't even go the speed of sound, let alone 2x that.
#115 to #108 - daleoo (04/27/2013) [-]
Yep, the Concorde was the only commercial aircraft to break the sound barrier - never mind twice that - but they don't fly anymore.
#243 - stringz (04/27/2013) [-]
twice the speed of sound???? what in God's name are you flying in?
User avatar #219 - cazabrow ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Twice the speed of sound.... ***** do you even science?
#273 - cinematicbrix (04/27/2013) [-]
Holy **** , what sort of passenger airplane flies at twice the speed of sound?!
User avatar #286 to #273 - bronyhero (04/27/2013) [-]
That one, apparently.
#311 to #273 - ylubz (04/27/2013) [-]
Jesus can
#251 - riathewolf (04/27/2013) [-]
"Overheard conversation on a plane:   
"Me: You're flying in a..."
"Overheard conversation on a plane:
"Me: You're flying in a..."
User avatar #253 to #251 - jjholt ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
he interrupted their conversation with his comment
User avatar #255 to #253 - riathewolf (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh. Well, considering what his comment is, it doesn't really make it any better...
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