Overheard conversation on a plane!. . Overheard conversation on a plane it' s not natural” Me: You' re flying at twice the speed of sound in a metal tube fueled stuff
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#7 - thedippestofshits ONLINE
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(04/26/2013) [-]
twice the speed of sound?

lel
#293 to #7 - anon
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Concorde could do mach 2.04
#8 to #7 - springbok [OP]
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(04/26/2013) [-]
When you're right, you're right!
#342 to #8 - anon
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(04/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#381 to #342 - Apes
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#59 - fedegon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
ATTENTION PASSENGERS, THE PILOT HAS GONE INSANE AND IS GOING FOR MACH 2, HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE FOR THE REST OF THE FLIGHT!
#78 to #59 - cghfg **User deleted account**
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#355 to #78 - anon
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(04/27/2013) [-]
You "lol'd" when you should have killed yourself.
Correct your mistake, please.
#357 to #355 - cghfg **User deleted account**
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#358 to #357 - newsmyrna
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(04/27/2013) [-]
says the guy who deleted his comment
#180 to #59 - Temari
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#338 to #59 - timeparadox
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(04/27/2013) [-]
It was clear somebody had to post it
It was clear somebody had to post it
#101 to #59 - moldybreadcrumb
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(04/27/2013) [-]
This may be the only time i've laughed out loud on this site.
#12 - teamrocketninja ONLINE
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(04/26/2013) [-]
>Twice the speed of sound

You in a fighter jet passenger plane?
#54 to #12 - Fgner
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Or he was flying the good ol' Concord. Mach 2 optimial cruising speed, baby.

If a bitch needed to get somewhere fast, this bitch would take them.
#17 - allamericandude
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Repost is so old the Concorde was still around.
#211 to #17 - undeadwill
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Having me a giggle.
#11 - iyr
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(04/26/2013) [-]
>twice the speed of sound
#61 - MasterManiac
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(04/26/2013) [-]
So apparently commercial airliners now fly at Mach 2.
#105 - bubbabrent
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Twice the speed of sound you say?
Twice the speed of sound you say?
#130 to #105 - renegadehawk
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(04/27/2013) [-]
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#9 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
It's half the speed of sound
It's aluminum not steel
The fuel came from algae, not dinosaurs
Flying in a plane has nothing to do with whether gay marriage is natural or not.
#19 to #9 - nucularwar
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#93 to #9 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
It says metal, not steel.
#123 to #9 - anon
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(04/27/2013) [-]
you're an idiot
#198 to #9 - anon
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(04/27/2013) [-]
it said metal, aluminum is still a metal :\
#261 to #9 - bulbakip
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(04/27/2013) [-]
All things are descended from nature technically. What really is or isn't natural is the question.
#267 to #9 - anon
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(04/27/2013) [-]
lolol he sad metal not steal omg
That's the best ******* response you dumbasses can come up with?
#278 to #9 - anon
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(04/27/2013) [-]
when the **** did he say steel you stupid ******* dumb piece of **** sandwich
#325 to #9 - anon
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Steel isn't the only metal you know?
#328 to #9 - anon
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(04/27/2013) [-]
duraluminium actually
#139 to #9 - defensive
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Closer to 1/3 the speed of sound
Aluminum is incorrect spelling, it's aluminium and it is a metal
Jet fuel is a mixture of many different chemicals and varies depending on the type of turbine being used.
The point of content is to show that gay marriage is just as unnatural as the plane they are flying in. You can't say something is unnatural and then be hypocritical.
#160 to #139 - telfyr
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Brit fag detected
#181 to #160 - defensive
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Nope, Australian. Because every country except for america seems to have the spelling down pat.
#188 to #181 - adeadaxe
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Everyone pounces on Americans when they "correct" perfectly fine spellings of words so why would you do it too? Aluminum and aluminium are both correct, so acting like either one is wrong is dumb. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium#Etymology
#190 to #188 - defensive
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Aluminum is not correct anywhere outside of America. Aluminium is the original and correct spelling. Why would you need to take the 'i' out? It's the imperial system all over again, but maybe on a smaller scale.
#193 to #190 - adeadaxe
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In case you didn't check the link, "The Canadian Oxford Dictionary prefers aluminum." But that's not the point, the point is we pronounce it aluminum because that's just our accent. We became our own country a while ago and deviated from the rest of the English speaking world and our language started changing along with that, as languages tend to do. I don't know why we took the "i" out but that's how it ended up, doesn't mean we're trying to do anything so you don't need to treat someone like they don't know what they're talking about because they don't spell something with one letter or not.
#202 to #193 - defensive
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Your accents allow you to say aluminium perfectly fine, so there was no need to change it on account of them. The isolation didn't do it because every other english speaking country pronounces it Aluminium and some of them had far less contact with the motherland than America did. As you said, you don't know why the letter was taken out, and if this is the case then I will treat you like someone who doesn't know what they are talking about. I didn't intend to make this such a big deal but classic americans blowing things out of proportion.
#205 to #202 - adeadaxe
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I'm not blowing stuff out of proportion, you're the one who insinuated that a country of 315,000,000 people doesn't know how to spell when it's one word with a one-letter difference where both variants are correct according to many dictionaries. Again, the link has some info on the matter; the guy who discovered it originally called it alumium, then he changed it to aluminum when he published his paper. He was British, the only reason it was called aluminium is because "an anonymous contributor to the Quarterly Review, a British political-literary journal, in a review of Davy's book, objected to aluminum and proposed the name aluminium, "for so we shall take the liberty of writing the word, in preference to aluminum, which has a less classical sound." I didn't say we couldn't pronounce aluminium, and the point isn't why the "i" was removed the point is that that's how it ended up and there's just two correct spellings now just like plenty of other words. Also, generalization is bad. Whatever's wrong with me, whether I'm OCD or what, is my own issue, but you said something I thought was incorrect and/or rude enough to warrant a mention. No need to insult an entire country, which is what you did in the first place.
#206 to #205 - defensive
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Well sorry if you took offence to a simple correction. I would say that two paragraphs over the letter i is blowing it out of proportion though.
#207 to #206 - adeadaxe
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(04/27/2013) [-]
It wasn't a correction though because aluminum is already correct, that's what I took offense to. Again, it's not about the word itself, it was the implication that we're all retarded because of the way we spell, acting like we did it just to spite the rest of you or didn't learn it properly. Unless, "Because every country except for america seems to have the spelling down pat," has another implication I'm not aware of.
#210 to #207 - defensive
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It was implying that america has to be different to everyone else in some way (eg. The imperial system)
#215 to #210 - adeadaxe
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We only have that system because of the British Empire, we didn't make it ourselves. We just haven't gotten rid of it like everyone else, which is a bit harder to do when the country is so populous and set in its ways. We aren't doing it for ***** and giggles, and that doesn't mean it's wrong anyway.
#183 to #181 - telfyr
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Close enough, the Union Jack is in your flag
#184 to #183 - defensive
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(04/27/2013) [-]
You have stars on your flag, so does communist China. Not even close to being the same.
#186 to #184 - telfyr
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Stars is simply shape, while your flag has a the Union Jack, an entire flag of another country or union or what ever the hell you call it (England/Britain/united kingdom) on it.
#189 to #186 - defensive
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(04/27/2013) [-]
I was simply pointing out that England and Australia and not the same.
#97 to #9 - rifee
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(04/27/2013) [-]
last time i checked, humans flying wasn't natural...
#237 to #97 - anon
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(04/27/2013) [-]
it's natural to be able to fly when you are in a plane
#353 to #237 - rifee
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(04/27/2013) [-]
and it's natural to be attracted to men when you are gay.
#83 to #9 - matthewngl
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Is aluminum not a metal?
#58 to #9 - adeadaxe
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Planes do not exist in nature, implying the "not natural" argument is a dumb reason to be against gay marriage if you're using unnatural things like planes.
#291 to #58 - dannygast
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#339 to #58 - anon
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Or you know. Clothes.
#22 to #9 - aldheim
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Nobody said steel.
#30 to #9 - ost
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Last time i checked, aluminium was a metal.
#323 to #30 - jibb
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#182 - steamwhistler
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(04/27/2013) [-]
twice the speed of sound?
#241 - CatfishCrothers
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(04/27/2013) [-]
>"Twice the speed of sound"   
>"Metal tube"   
>"liquified dinosaurs"   
   
The homophobe sounds like a more intelligent person than this wank.
>"Twice the speed of sound"
>"Metal tube"
>"liquified dinosaurs"

The homophobe sounds like a more intelligent person than this wank.
#242 to #241 - Whaaaaaaaaa ONLINE
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(04/27/2013) [-]
True, I would like to point out also homosexuality in a whole is unnatural.
#260 to #242 - heroicvenom
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(04/27/2013) [-]
prepare for a lot of disagreements, friend
prepare for a lot of disagreements, friend
#351 to #260 - Whaaaaaaaaa ONLINE
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(04/27/2013) [-]
I know. People uses homosexuality as the new "in thing", but its gonna suck when its no longer edgy or cool to support gays.
#279 to #242 - lapsushominum ONLINE
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(04/27/2013) [-]
It's natural in the sense that it occurs in nature, but not in the sense that it is conducive to the survival of a species.
#264 to #242 - anon
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(04/27/2013) [-]
And how would this be? There is recorded homosexual behaviour in over 500 mammals and reports for over 1500.
#350 to #264 - Whaaaaaaaaa ONLINE
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(04/27/2013) [-]
So me on recorded moment in history where sex between to males or two females spawned and off spring. I mean no matter how much you disagree it does not change the fact that it is unnatural for the continuation of a species.