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Most Germans in a nutshell

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Germany!
Happy Birthday to you!
are you doing?!
Celebrating your birthday.
You' re waving Gannon flags!
Yes, of course.
Don' t do that! its evil!
It does bad things!
Don' t be like that, Germany. It' s just your flag,
Yes, but what if I felt pride from you
waving itl? Then what would ?
Bad things! I' m net allowed to feel pride!
People die when I' m proud!
Your flag is harmless.
You' re even wearing it.
is he... frozen with fear‘?
i, I think he stopped breathing,
oom
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Submitted: 04/26/2013
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User avatar #307 - ragnarfag (04/27/2013) [-]
I personally just dislike the black-red-gold flag.
User avatar #294 - ilovemyguns (04/27/2013) [-]
As for the title, I know for a fact that's ******** . Ask anybody in Germany they don't give two ***** about WW2.
User avatar #289 - anunamoose (04/27/2013) [-]
**anunamoose rolled user europe **
My favorite German.
User avatar #298 to #289 - alstorp (04/27/2013) [-]
Haaaah
#295 to #289 - vaginagrinder (04/27/2013) [-]
**						*************					 rolls 012** I 						******					 Charlie this many times.
** ************* rolls 012** I ****** Charlie this many times.
#275 - Bloodgartham (04/27/2013) [-]
I am German and I can not relate to this whatsoever. To all the Germans going "blah blah blah that's how I feel" get your **** together. We were not part of this. It was before our time, before our parents time. Do not feel ashamed by something you could do nothing with. Feel pride for what it has become, what we are part of, and all our history, except the dark ages.
User avatar #306 to #275 - ragnarfag (04/27/2013) [-]
But the dark age is one of my favorite parts of our history.
#280 to #275 - hargleblarg (04/27/2013) [-]
"and all our history, except the dark ages. "

Are you sure, Bloodgartham? Are you sure it's just the dark ages you should forget?

Are you sure there was nothing else? Nothing at all?
#282 to #280 - Bloodgartham (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. If you are trying to refer to ww2 that was what I ment by the term dark ages, not the medieval times. Smartass.
Yes. If you are trying to refer to ww2 that was what I ment by the term dark ages, not the medieval times. Smartass.
#283 to #282 - hargleblarg (04/27/2013) [-]
The Dark Ages were an actual time period, so using it to refer to ANOTHER time period is just silly.

Also, you ruined my joke.


**** you.
#284 to #283 - Bloodgartham (04/27/2013) [-]
You're silly.
#285 to #284 - hargleblarg (04/27/2013) [-]
You're sillier.
#290 to #287 - Bloodgartham (04/27/2013) [-]
Or you just suck at trolling given I effortlessly countered all of it ;)
Or you just suck at trolling given I effortlessly countered all of it ;)
#291 to #290 - hargleblarg (04/27/2013) [-]
You're just not fun anymore.
#292 to #291 - Bloodgartham (04/27/2013) [-]
Neither was your mother last night.
Neither was your mother last night.
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#268 - Loppytaffy (04/27/2013) [-]
Can we ignore Hitler and focus on Lederhosens?
Kind of like the way we ignore how we ignore that Europe killed jews and heretics over hundreds of years in the name of the British and Holy Roman Empires and instead focus on how England drinks tea and Italy isn't a threat to anyone?
#274 to #268 - godimperator (04/27/2013) [-]
i have some lederhosen at my home^^
User avatar #277 to #274 - Loppytaffy (04/27/2013) [-]
pics
#278 to #277 - godimperator (04/27/2013) [-]
ti wered them when i was three, they are much too small now
User avatar #279 to #278 - Loppytaffy (04/27/2013) [-]
then go find a three year old.
#281 to #279 - godimperator (04/27/2013) [-]
colud take some hours to make an surprise adoption
#262 - neroooooooooo (04/27/2013) [-]
I am German and its kind of sad how realistic that comic is.
User avatar #264 to #262 - notsureifanon (04/27/2013) [-]
I am sad and it's kind of German how realistic that comic is.
User avatar #267 to #264 - tuckthisphit (04/27/2013) [-]
I am realistic and its comic of sad how german that kind is.
#265 to #264 - neroooooooooo (04/27/2013) [-]
I am that comic and it's kind of sad how realistic that German is.
#251 - chiefbonebiter (04/27/2013) [-]
I prefer the comics where countires are balls :(
User avatar #305 to #251 - ragnarfag (04/27/2013) [-]
They're at least not so gay
#248 - chellyeah (04/27/2013) [-]
Well then.
#245 - mauerman ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Hitler did nothing wrong.
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#244 - captainlhero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#242 - guidedhandsbitch (04/27/2013) [-]
He still has sweet parties.
#270 to #242 - Loppytaffy (04/27/2013) [-]
German Sparkle Party is fun, but Disco Pogo and Das Boots are funner.
German Sparkle Party is fun, but Disco Pogo and Das Boots are funner.
User avatar #303 to #270 - internetrage (04/27/2013) [-]
and now im tired and hungry and probably need ze shower
#237 - neocortex (04/27/2013) [-]
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Being German I must admit, it's absolutely true.






Like some other things too...perhaps... :D
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#217 - anonymous (04/27/2013) [-]
On Remembrance Day, my French class was getting ready for our assembly. Before we left, my teacher asked the German exchange student if they had any type of ceremony likewe did. His response was " Uh, no, because we lost." He made my teacher fall to the floor because she was laughing so hard.
User avatar #212 - jibbablabba (04/27/2013) [-]
I would read this comic, if it wasn't for the fact it tried to give me a virus several times as i was reading it.
#208 - anonymous (04/27/2013) [-]
The nazis were awesome. **** multiculturalism.
#206 - exarzero (04/27/2013) [-]
Why is it so damn TRUE!??!!? My family came from Germany...   
   
 First rule about living in a family that is German: "You don't talk about German history".
Why is it so damn TRUE!??!!? My family came from Germany...

First rule about living in a family that is German: "You don't talk about German history".



#220 to #206 - heroicvenom (04/27/2013) [-]
gee, its such a mystery
gee, its such a mystery
User avatar #231 to #220 - exarzero (04/27/2013) [-]
lol, yeah maybe I am exaggerating the obvious just a little. I love your gif.
#253 to #203 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/27/2013) [-]
The relevance!
The relevance!
#213 to #203 - bronywhat (04/27/2013) [-]
sweet roll
#214 to #213 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
Just in case you'd like the gif to that scene...
Just in case you'd like the gif to that scene...
#238 to #214 - bronywhat (04/27/2013) [-]
Thank you sir
#240 to #238 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
People on here always assume I'm a sir.   
   
But beyond that, you're welcome :)
People on here always assume I'm a sir.

But beyond that, you're welcome :)
#205 to #203 - funnyjunkelite ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
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