Most Germans in a nutshell. . Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear Germany! Happy Birthday to you! are you doing?! Celebrating you
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Most Germans in a nutshell

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Germany!
Happy Birthday to you!
are you doing?!
Celebrating your birthday.
You' re waving Gannon flags!
Yes, of course.
Don' t do that! its evil!
It does bad things!
Don' t be like that, Germany. It' s just your flag,
Yes, but what if I felt pride from you
waving itl? Then what would ?
Bad things! I' m net allowed to feel pride!
People die when I' m proud!
Your flag is harmless.
You' re even wearing it.
is he... frozen with fear‘?
i, I think he stopped breathing,
oom
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#253 to #203 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/27/2013) [-]
The relevance!
The relevance!
#213 to #203 - bronywhat (04/27/2013) [-]
sweet roll
#214 to #213 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
Just in case you'd like the gif to that scene...
Just in case you'd like the gif to that scene...
#238 to #214 - bronywhat (04/27/2013) [-]
Thank you sir
#240 to #238 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
People on here always assume I'm a sir.   
   
But beyond that, you're welcome :)
People on here always assume I'm a sir.

But beyond that, you're welcome :)
#210 to #23 - tragono **User deleted account** (04/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #227 to #226 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
This comment is from this post. It's like hitting Shuffle on an iPod and getting a song from the same album >.>
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#228 to #227 - potatonuggets **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#229 to #228 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
Don't just roll random images dude.
Don't just roll random images dude.
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#230 to #229 - potatonuggets **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#233 to #230 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
Because most often you waste people's time with something entirely irrelevant. Plus it's unoriginal and just gets plain old when it's literally the only thing you do.    
   
Don't just copy people. Be unique. Add something to the FJ community. You can do it. Use the penguin for strength to not just roll 			****		.
Because most often you waste people's time with something entirely irrelevant. Plus it's unoriginal and just gets plain old when it's literally the only thing you do.

Don't just copy people. Be unique. Add something to the FJ community. You can do it. Use the penguin for strength to not just roll **** .
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User avatar #236 to #234 - moosoup (04/27/2013) [-]
Epic last words...
#235 to #234 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
Well then 			****		 you too.
Well then **** you too.
#313 to #235 - atma (04/27/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, you tried so hard.
I was inspired, if it's of any consolation to you.
User avatar #322 to #313 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
I really did. And it definitely offers some consolation. Glad I could at least give something back to the FJ community >.> haha
User avatar #327 to #322 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
As did him deleting his account. I feel much better now :)
#63 - Forfunaccount (04/26/2013) [-]
Crap.......I do feel kinda bad for him.
#9 - localcatbarber (04/26/2013) [-]
Oh Germany, you're so silly.
User avatar #194 to #9 - zorororonoa (04/27/2013) [-]
Took me awhile to get the one. That was pretty good
#147 to #9 - tacticalhog (04/27/2013) [-]
Here,take this one as well.
User avatar #211 to #147 - mrhotwings (04/27/2013) [-]
Just to let you know Hitler loved animals, just an FYI :3
#90 to #9 - epicburana ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
hueheuhuehue
hueheuhuehue
#161 - dengekisushi (04/27/2013) [-]
THESE COMICS ARE JUST SO FUKING CUTE.
THESE COMICS ARE JUST SO FUKING CUTE.
#162 to #161 - ghouleyed (04/27/2013) [-]
After she fell in the dark
After she fell in the dark
#153 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
We had a German exchange student in grade 10, his name was Kai. At the end of the year, we bunch of classes came together in the library to talk to the exchange students about their stay. Someone asked Kai what his favourite thing about Canada was, and he responded:   
   
"I love that every morning you stand up for your national anthem. We don't do that in Germany, because we're not very proud of our history."   
   
<MRW I wanted to cry for him.
We had a German exchange student in grade 10, his name was Kai. At the end of the year, we bunch of classes came together in the library to talk to the exchange students about their stay. Someone asked Kai what his favourite thing about Canada was, and he responded:

"I love that every morning you stand up for your national anthem. We don't do that in Germany, because we're not very proud of our history."

<MRW I wanted to cry for him.
User avatar #154 to #153 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
a* bunch >.>
User avatar #216 to #153 - bossdelainternet (04/27/2013) [-]
Lucky. We had a french kid for a semester and all he did was insult us and boast.
User avatar #221 to #216 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
We had a bunch of Europeans. I only remember the two Germans and this girl from Belgium. They were all pretty awesome.

Kai would copy off me in French class, but that was cool. He tried to be all stealth about it at first, but I would just lean back and let him see since it was always for daily work that wasn't getting marked anyways. By the end of the year he would just get up and read over my shoulder.
User avatar #222 to #221 - bossdelainternet (04/27/2013) [-]
I thought most Europeans were bi-lingual at the least?
last year there was this brilliant German in my year. He spoke German, French, Danish, and English.
User avatar #224 to #222 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
They are. French just wasn't his best other language. He had some minor issues translating from French to English and vice versa, rather than from and to German.
#252 to #153 - finni (04/27/2013) [-]
That actually gave me a feel
That actually gave me a feel
#256 to #252 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
I know. Every time someone comments on this it hits me all over again and I feel just as sad as I did that day.
I know. Every time someone comments on this it hits me all over again and I feel just as sad as I did that day.
#257 to #256 - finni (04/27/2013) [-]
The US got a lot to be ashamed at as well, but they seem to just be fine with being patriotic. Not saying Americans shouldn't be allowed to be proud of themselves, just saying that if America can be proud, so can Germany
The US got a lot to be ashamed at as well, but they seem to just be fine with being patriotic. Not saying Americans shouldn't be allowed to be proud of themselves, just saying that if America can be proud, so can Germany
User avatar #259 to #257 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
... I can't tell if you think I'm saying Germans shouldn't be proud, so just to clarify that is not what I'm saying. I think it's sad he couldn't be proud of his country.
User avatar #260 to #259 - finni (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh, no, I agree with you. I was just stating that if Americans can be proud, so can Germans. That was all
#263 to #153 - magicboudha (04/27/2013) [-]
I'm canadian and I never sang the anthem, or heard it in real life, that must be because I'm not a big fan of sport, or it MIGHT be because the rest of Canada dislikes us I don't know...
User avatar #266 to #263 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
Where do you live in Canada?
#269 to #266 - magicboudha (04/27/2013) [-]
Quebec, the land of french and poutine.
User avatar #271 to #269 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
Well I don't hate you.

I'm in Ontario. Pretty sure most of Canada hates us... lol
User avatar #323 to #271 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
I can't tell if someone liked my comment because I don't hate people in Quebec ... or because they hate me for being from Ontario >.>
#299 to #153 - dementos (04/27/2013) [-]
In Denmark it's illegal to fly flags from other countries than Dannebrog (our national flag).
In Denmark it's illegal to fly flags from other countries than Dannebrog (our national flag).
#326 to #299 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
Tell me then why i saw someone flying a Turkish flag outside their house then? ******** . If you live in Denmark you should know that if you celebrate anything about Denmark your a nazi. ******* Perkere
#331 to #329 - Rascal (04/28/2013) [-]
Thats ******** cause I live in Denmark, I have seen people flying German, Turkish, Kurdish, Norwegian, Swedish, Greenlandic, Faroe, Iraqi, Bosnian flags here and its not illegal. Where did you get that useless articale?
#332 to #331 - dementos (04/29/2013) [-]
People cross the road at red lights even though it is illegal. It still is illegal but not every person knows it.

It is, however, legal to fly a foreign flag as a "Guest Flag" meaning that Dannebrog has to fly ABOVE the foreign flag (The Swedish for example). With that said I don't think it is that common that police comes and takes it down but I have heard it happen.
#333 to #332 - dementos (04/29/2013) [-]
oh wait a sec I just read the rules again. Actually you may fly the other Scandinavian countries' flag.


It's called Flagloven You need to login to view this link
#334 to #333 - Rascal (05/05/2013) [-]
Yea but you must agree that You can't celebrate anything about Denmark without being called a racist. Say you love Denmark and they think your hitler. In my senior high school there are so many perkere/Muslims and they have banned many danish traditions. They ruin Denmark and I hate it, they won't go back to their own country even though its not war there anymore, they hate Denmark and Danes and love their own country but still they won't go back, They rape, steal, and more! Skide perkere!
#302 to #299 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
Huh. I did not know that. Learn something new every day :)
Huh. I did not know that. Learn something new every day :)
User avatar #309 to #153 - metalmind (04/27/2013) [-]
I'm sad that we don't sing the German anthem, but happy we don't sing the bavarian one. (It starts: "God with you, land of the Bavarians. German soil, Fatherland. ... all be blessed by his hand" , aso. And in America they complain about the wprds "under god" in their pledge. In the Bavarian one, there is nothing BUT god.
User avatar #163 to #153 - drego (04/27/2013) [-]
We don't sing it in Canada... And I'm sorry aboot it :(
User avatar #171 to #163 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
a) I am Canadian, hence asking Kai his favourite thing about Canada.
b) Obviously we do sing it where I am from.
c) We don't say "aboot."
User avatar #173 to #171 - drego (04/27/2013) [-]
Strange, For some reason we don't do it everyday like that. Though for the big things like band concerts we do.

Ya I kinda know that... that was a joke on the Canadian stereotype -_-
User avatar #174 to #173 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
It's only in elementary school/high school we did it every day.

And sorry, couldn't tell if you were serious or not, and too many people believe in that haha
User avatar #175 to #174 - drego (04/27/2013) [-]
Sad that we don't do it in highschool anymore then :( Well assemblies don't count since thats a no-brainer.

I cringe at the whole MARS BAAAR commercial. So I feel your pain. :P
User avatar #179 to #175 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
My old schools definitely still do it. So it must just be in certain places.
User avatar #182 to #179 - drego (04/27/2013) [-]
British Columbia acts like actual Britain :O
User avatar #192 to #182 - poutinesalad (04/27/2013) [-]
I'd say we act more like columbia.

minus cocaine and plus pot.
its an "industry" that exchanges more money than softwood lumber.
User avatar #195 to #192 - drego (04/27/2013) [-]
That money sure would fill the "pot holes" in our infrastructure...
#207 to #153 - garymuthafuknoak (04/27/2013) [-]
always have sung the anthem since kindergarden even now in grade 12
#304 to #153 - thascomrad (04/27/2013) [-]
In Sweden you can't celebreat your contry beacus you apperantly are a racist and wants to kill every one who is'nt a swede if you do
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User avatar #167 to #156 - biggydy (04/27/2013) [-]
What? That's ******* stupid. If they went to England, they have to accept that you sing your national anthem and/or fly your flag, because, well, its' your damn country. "Ugh, look at this racist bastards, singing their national anthem and waving their flags, in THEIR OWN COUNTRY, that's so offensive"
User avatar #218 to #156 - bossdelainternet (04/27/2013) [-]
We had a similar situation. During Cinco de Mayo some kids were sent home for having the American Flag on their shirts.
User avatar #159 to #156 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
Here when you're in elementary school or high school you have to stand for the anthem unless you're native (I won't get into those politics though). And you can fly whatever flag you want. My house has the Canadian flag, and flags for Newfoundland, since that's where my mom is from. I've seen houses and businesses with Canadian flags alongside other countries', or just another country's flags. Places like police stations will often have the national and provincial flag.

We're pretty chill about it.
User avatar #170 to #159 - mantaur (04/27/2013) [-]
Fact: Illegal to have another flag flying ABOVE the Canadian flag on the same pole, this Italian restaurant where I live got a big fine for doing so.
User avatar #172 to #170 - nyxeos (04/27/2013) [-]
The only ones I've seen had them on different poles, or didn't have the Canadian flag at all, so I never gave it much thought.
#99 - kaslin (04/27/2013) [-]
**** Hitler and his puny bitch-stach.
#101 to #99 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
Heil Bismarck!
#108 to #99 - internetzsoviet (04/27/2013) [-]
Bismarck **** yeah
User avatar #126 to #108 - mummyslittlebitch (04/27/2013) [-]
hahaha WHY do you have that picture?
#8 - pooflinger (04/26/2013) [-]
Germany has much to be proud of.   
   
The Autoban, the Printing Press, Schrodinger's Cat, and the first Were-Nazi.
Germany has much to be proud of.

The Autoban, the Printing Press, Schrodinger's Cat, and the first Were-Nazi.
#308 to #8 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
*Autobahn
#13 to #8 - mueffel (04/26/2013) [-]
the Autobahn was build by hitler to send his troops out faster and to lower the unemploymentrate, so were not really that proud of them in the first place :)
#15 to #13 - frankyninefour (04/26/2013) [-]
false.
the autobahn was build by konrad adenauer!
#35 to #15 - Rascal (04/26/2013) [-]
false.
the autobahn was build by our great leader David Hasselhoff!
#24 to #15 - betesta (04/26/2013) [-]
I think he got some help building it... you know, it is pretty though to build a whole autobahn on your own
#43 to #24 - Rascal (04/26/2013) [-]
The Autobahn was expanded by Hitler, but some of the highways had already been built before he came to power
User avatar #44 to #15 - metalmind (04/26/2013) [-]
Read up on your history.
User avatar #54 to #8 - robinwilliamson (04/26/2013) [-]
Printing press is chinese
#94 to #54 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
Germans made the first one in Europe.
#55 to #8 - mrshrapnel (04/26/2013) [-]
And the sheer number of you buggers drowning in Denmark and Sweden alone every bloody summer!
And the sheer number of you buggers drowning in Denmark and Sweden alone every bloody summer!
User avatar #241 to #55 - fridayiminlove (04/27/2013) [-]
woah i thought there was a svastika on the cigarette, must go to the ophtalmologist
#85 - windmagevaati (04/27/2013) [-]
I love Germany
#95 - cartridge (04/27/2013) [-]
Germany is kill
#166 to #95 - ghouleyed (04/27/2013) [-]
And then Glados takes over   
   
(i don't know why but those blue screens in his eyes reminded me of Portal for some reason)
And then Glados takes over

(i don't know why but those blue screens in his eyes reminded me of Portal for some reason)
User avatar #209 to #166 - princeofbrokensoul (04/27/2013) [-]
nope **** that **** .
User avatar #137 to #95 - skorpius (04/27/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #125 - thatotaku (04/27/2013) [-]
I'm German!
User avatar #181 to #125 - animedudej ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Norwegian here :) our language descend from Germanic so i feel a link :D


(and you were kinda ok to us in WW2)
#193 to #125 - antey (04/27/2013) [-]
be always proud great nation
User avatar #149 to #125 - grpeephole (04/27/2013) [-]
feel proud mate
#200 to #151 - stgfilitov (04/27/2013) [-]
Nice to have some fellow German kameradens here.
User avatar #314 to #200 - thatotaku (04/27/2013) [-]
Ich bin stolz!
User avatar #315 to #314 - thatotaku (04/27/2013) [-]
Bilingual. Pretty much everything I do on the internet is in English, though.
#28 - huszti (04/26/2013) [-]
we germans are so ashamed of our history. **** those ******* 12 years, seriously, they ruined everything. germany would be as different place without hitler. ******* austrians. (i dont actually dislike austrians though)
User avatar #261 to #28 - basaplayer (04/27/2013) [-]
Ach wir sollen also 12 Jahre vergessen in denen gezeigt wurde was aus Patriotismus ensteht, und auf grundlage dieses vergessen wieder einen Nationalstolz zu entwickeln? Aus einem Wir folgt immer ein " die anderen". Und sobald von den anderen gesprochen wird, fängt mensch an sich von ihnen abzugrenzen. Oder wie war das mit der NSU oder Rostock Lichtenhagen?
#310 to #28 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
Really sorry about that, man. :/
User avatar #69 to #28 - galacticboner (04/26/2013) [-]
The Third Reich was not germany. It was a bunch of evil men. It does not represent you or the german people. I study history, and you guys were pretty ******* awesome, I tell you. I may be portuguese and not like lady Merkel very much, but I have german friends and they're great people (a little stuck up and maybe even cold, but I can work with that).
#104 to #28 - ushuaia (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes, without Hitler your country would be run by communist. Thanks him, Just look at all the technology you have, the great life you live, and thanks him
User avatar #107 to #28 - JoshBauer (04/27/2013) [-]
If you can't be proud of your recent history be proud of your ancient history. Germanic tribes were the **** yo.
User avatar #141 to #28 - exicuton (04/27/2013) [-]
What about ostriches though?
#297 to #28 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
Germany would've perished without Hitler.
Hitler. Did. Nothing. Wrong.
Germany only lost the war and the post-war anti-German propaganda ****** up the country. Look at what's being done to you and your heritage. The concept of German Guilt has become the new state religion. Your heroes are being dishonored, criminals are made to be saints, your nation and your heritage is being erased.
#59 to #28 - lunchablespizza (04/26/2013) [-]
Personally I respect German culture more than I do any other european culture. If you look at German history, starting with the creation of the Prussian kingdom, you guys go from a pretty insignificant Holy Roman Empire state to most powerful german kingdom in like only a few decades thanks to Fredrick the Great. Then you guys unified everything thanks to Bismarck. Germany  as a country is like a thousand years younger than France or England but 			******		 up every other European country for a while. And even with Hitler i say Germany is the most badass european state
Personally I respect German culture more than I do any other european culture. If you look at German history, starting with the creation of the Prussian kingdom, you guys go from a pretty insignificant Holy Roman Empire state to most powerful german kingdom in like only a few decades thanks to Fredrick the Great. Then you guys unified everything thanks to Bismarck. Germany as a country is like a thousand years younger than France or England but ****** up every other European country for a while. And even with Hitler i say Germany is the most badass european state
User avatar #68 to #28 - rgmayhem (04/26/2013) [-]
Without Hitler Germany would still be poor.
User avatar #57 to #28 - Fgner (04/26/2013) [-]
Don't be ashamed of your history - it's what made you the way you are. Amerifag here and I salute your country. In fact,I hope to be able to move over there in the near future (after all my schooling is complete).

I would go on to talk about how amazing Germany really is, but I think MetalMind did a good job for me.
User avatar #60 to #57 - huszti (04/26/2013) [-]
thank you; i was not talking about myself though. most people here are more like "WHAT? you are waving a german a flag and it's not football european/world championship? YOU ******* NAZI GO DIE IN A ******* FIRE". you are not allowed to show any form of patriotism or anything like pride or something here.
#39 to #28 - metalmind (04/26/2013) [-]
I'm not ashamed at all of it. I mean we're the most powerful country in the EU, and about the 4th to 5th most powerful country in the world (France is #8).
But it is true, both World Wars were started by Austrians.

Honestly, I think we're one of the best. What other country managed to rise up twice after loosing a World War to become more powerful than ever before.
And our economy is amazing. In terms of account balance/exports we're only second to China (which has more than 16 times our population), and managed to grow throughout the Eurocrisis, while other countries perished.

Also I think that despite our too christian government we are very tolerant. I mean what other country has a gay minister of external affairs (Unthinkable in the US).

It is sad how the only event where you get to really wave a german flag is football.

User avatar #52 to #39 - lotengo ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
As a Dutch neighour i want to thank u for keeping our (europe) economy going these days. And compliment u on the fact that u make great cars (lets just ignore Opel)

But every time a come across a German driver on the freeway i get the feeling that u are alll trying to kill me. Why do u try to kill me?
User avatar #246 to #52 - metalmind (04/27/2013) [-]
Thank You.
I'm torn between two answers:
- either it just takes some time to get used to our driving style
- or it's still in our genes
User avatar #276 to #52 - davvi (04/27/2013) [-]
because we hate dutch people on the autobahn. you keep driving through germany to your ski holidays, and drive very slow on the most left side, clogging everything up
User avatar #50 to #39 - blarglestheclown (04/26/2013) [-]
USA here I ******* love you anyways Germany.

Just keep making great beers.
User avatar #247 to #50 - metalmind (04/27/2013) [-]
Thanks.
And a thank you back for allowing us Germans to start over after the second World War.
#46 to #39 - adaboy (04/26/2013) [-]
Actualy, the Austrians just wanted to start a local war with Serbia and have Germany's threats keep Russia out of the war, the German high command (without any consult from any political member of the German government) decided they needed to use this to create the larger conflict against France and Russia because if they let the huge but outdated Russian Military then the inevitable war with France and Russia (in their opinion inevitable) would be far harder.   
   
Gif unrelated but funny
Actualy, the Austrians just wanted to start a local war with Serbia and have Germany's threats keep Russia out of the war, the German high command (without any consult from any political member of the German government) decided they needed to use this to create the larger conflict against France and Russia because if they let the huge but outdated Russian Military then the inevitable war with France and Russia (in their opinion inevitable) would be far harder.

Gif unrelated but funny
User avatar #47 to #46 - adaboy (04/26/2013) [-]
*let the russian military modernize, forgot that last word, kinda important.
User avatar #72 to #39 - szymonf (04/26/2013) [-]
Did you really just say that WWI was started by Austrians?
User avatar #111 to #72 - internetzsoviet (04/27/2013) [-]
Austria-Hungary.

You do know your WWI history right?
User avatar #187 to #111 - szymonf (04/27/2013) [-]
maybe even better then you.
Austria was pressured by German imperialistic and "darwinist" (for lack of a better word)ambitions.

WW1 would have never occurred if Germans didn't want to be a dominant world superpower.
User avatar #204 to #187 - youcame (04/27/2013) [-]
lol no. An extremist group in Serbia, The Black Hand, thought that Austria-Hungary was being too oppressive, so they assassinated the arch duke Franz Ferdinand. Then Austria-Hungary demanded that Serbia give them land and money. So Serbia called up big brother ally Germany, and said "Yo bro, Austria-Hungry is being a real douche. You should help me out" And then Germany declared war on AH, and then everybody dug trenches and threw mustard gas and chlorine at each other.
User avatar #316 to #204 - szymonf (04/27/2013) [-]
k.
User avatar #317 to #316 - youcame (04/27/2013) [-]
>knows hes wrong
>says "k"
User avatar #318 to #317 - szymonf (04/27/2013) [-]
you just said germany declared war on AH.

I thought you were trolling.
User avatar #320 to #318 - youcame (04/27/2013) [-]
Okay, well I guess part of the war was Germany's radical new ways of ruling, vs. Britain's traditional conservative ways of ruling. But the assassination of Franz Ferdinand, was indeed the spark that started the war. I got jumbled up, i typed that late last night. I meant that AH called up Germany, and told on Serbia for killing their arch duke and then not agreeing to the ultimatum.
User avatar #321 to #320 - szymonf (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes, I will admit that the assassination was the trigger that sparked the global conflict.

However, Austria was pressured by the Germans to actually carry out the threat of war.
But then again, my view on the start of WWI is based off Fritz Fischer's argument so somebody else might have a different view.
#324 to #187 - internetzsoviet (04/27/2013) [-]
Austria went to war with the Serbians over the assassination of Ferdinand.

Germany was already a superpower in Europe and the only reason Austria got up off their ass is because they knew Germany would have to help them.

Unless you can provide a good source for your claim it is not valid.
User avatar #325 to #324 - szymonf (04/27/2013) [-]
http://pages.uoregon.edu/dluebke/Germany342/FischerThesis.htm

WWI would've broke out without the assassination of the duke.

This thesis was taught in my EURO*1050 class and frankly, I prefer it over the simple argument that you use.
User avatar #328 to #325 - internetzsoviet (04/28/2013) [-]
Good that you presented a reputable source. Perhaps you're right.

But it doesn't change the fact that it was Austria-Hungary that declared war, not Germany.
User avatar #115 to #39 - vonspyder (04/27/2013) [-]
I dont think thats unthinkable in the US. We have gay and lesbian senators and congressmen and have had gay heads of the FBI.
#105 to #39 - Rascal (04/27/2013) [-]
Also a dying country, lol.

Enjoy your Turk masters, germlols. Russian Jews got you good
User avatar #45 to #39 - huszti (04/26/2013) [-]
im not really ashamed of it either.
your last sentence is the truest ever. people said i am a nazi just because of the music i'm listening to (which actually is anti-nazi and against extremism in general)
#110 to #28 - imlost ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
we will for give your 12 years if you will forgive our current years
#96 - xsap (04/27/2013) [-]
why are all the Hitler comments getting red thumbs... Hitler was a cool dude
User avatar #121 to #96 - athojew (04/27/2013) [-]
Ya he is a hero, the guy killed Hitler
#21 - forgottenmyshorts (04/26/2013) [-]
Us Germans have terrible hereditary bowel issues.
To cut a long story short, Auschwitz smell like a ******* sewer
#65 to #21 - Rascal (04/26/2013) [-]
Wait, I have a mostly German ancestry

You just answered so much about my life
#206 - exarzero (04/27/2013) [-]
Why is it so damn TRUE!??!!? My family came from Germany...   
   
 First rule about living in a family that is German: &quot;You don't talk about German history&quot;.
Why is it so damn TRUE!??!!? My family came from Germany...

First rule about living in a family that is German: "You don't talk about German history".



#220 to #206 - heroicvenom (04/27/2013) [-]
gee, its such a mystery
gee, its such a mystery
User avatar #231 to #220 - exarzero (04/27/2013) [-]
lol, yeah maybe I am exaggerating the obvious just a little. I love your gif.
User avatar #135 - vuican (04/27/2013) [-]
Be proud Germans, you've got so much good. Germany was so badass in WW2. You can't help but to feel pride when you see those panzers blasting away.
User avatar #254 to #135 - metalmind (04/27/2013) [-]
You should see the new Panzers. They are even better (some of them can even drive under water for some time). But now we mostly sell them to others.
User avatar #84 - disturbedfan (04/27/2013) [-]
I've got two friends from Germany and they are some of the nicest and coolest people I know.
User avatar #86 to #84 - Blargosnarf (04/27/2013) [-]
And? A third of Nazi Germany either didn't support the Nazi party or just didn't give a damn, some Germans were even treated as bad as the Jews.
User avatar #145 to #86 - thelastamerican ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Most of the Jews were German.
User avatar #87 to #86 - disturbedfan (04/27/2013) [-]
I'm just saying because of the stereotype shown in the comic. Thought I'd add my two cents of an example
#14 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
#89 to #14 - epicburana ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Ja, spreche ich ein bischen, und denke ich das Deutsche Volke ziemlich cool sind.

It's been a long time since I've really spoken any German, sry :PP
User avatar #70 to #14 - suikerpapa ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
no, invading Poland won't slve your problems!
#22 to #14 - reteip ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
Greetings from your western neighbors.
User avatar #41 to #22 - metalmind (04/26/2013) [-]
Greetimgs to the Netherlands, our most favorite western neighbour.
User avatar #4 - overlordpookus (04/26/2013) [-]
im so proud of my heritage.....
User avatar #132 to #4 - snakefire (04/27/2013) [-]
Our heritage involves a giant rock
#16 to #4 - johnnybtrollin (04/26/2013) [-]
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**** **** **** ****

QUICKLY, BRING IN MORE TURKS SO THEY DON'T FEEL PROUD ANYMORE
#250 to #16 - finni (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh God
Oh God
#239 to #16 - ctrlaltwank (04/27/2013) [-]
You called?
User avatar #311 to #239 - ctrlaltwank (04/27/2013) [-]
I am half turkish by the way, I'm not sure why I'm getting red thumbed but whatever tickles your pickle...
User avatar #73 - chrizac (04/26/2013) [-]
I always thought it'd be interesting to see New Zealand in one of these comics...
User avatar #168 to #73 - biggydy (04/27/2013) [-]
I want Argentina to be in one of these comics...
User avatar #75 to #73 - pocoyothegreat (04/26/2013) [-]
http:// satwcomic. com/dinner-partner
User avatar #77 to #73 - stallwallwriter (04/26/2013) [-]
New Zealand is personified as a sheep.
The sheep is in a relationship with Wales.
I'm serious, look up SATW comic.
User avatar #78 to #77 - chrizac (04/26/2013) [-]
Well **** me silly, you're not wrong.
+1
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User avatar #139 to #77 - liftplus (04/27/2013) [-]
this makes me proud of my country
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