No brainer

Brock wanted to be a breeder.

Pic related it's Brock breeding.

Brock hard.

Brock hard, cocking rocks.


Wat.

a better version

**brageok rolls 005** This better be good!

Everything went better than expected.

**dragonmark rolls 635** What the hell, I'll give it a shot.

I'm good with this. Not my first choice, but way better than sentret.

Not your first choice? How can the Pseudo-Legendary Unholy Death on Wings Dark/Dragon that is Hydreigon NOT be your first choice? Or at least your second or third.

Hydreigon is my second choice. This motherfucker is #1

**Timmietim rolls 258**

MUTHAFUKIN MUDKIP

**nexuser rolls 527** Oh boy, I sure hope I get Magikarp

Woobat.

Gosh dang it

**scrumdiddlyumpshus rolls 730** My starter...

**scrumdiddlyumpshus rolls 757** Dangit. I'll try again...

**scrumdiddlyumpshus rolls 164** I'm going up now!

Actually, you got Noctowl.

Oh. I went on a website and it said that Azelf was the 164th introduced Pokemon so I just thought...

Sweet. Azelf.

Probably 164 in Pearl, Diamond, and Platinum.

**proriginal rolls 921** Anything but bidoof

**proriginal rolls 736** motherfucker

**proriginal rolls 262** I really want a starter :(

**drewhamster rolls 298** Sure might as well try it.

Doesn't learn an attack that does damage until level 10, you get starters at level 5. I regret nothing.

**swiftimpact rolls 429**
why not?

Not bad!

**spysappinmysasha rolls 889**
Venomoth get

**spysappinmysasha rolls 500**
one more try

NICE!!

**telfyr rolls 813**

**telfyr rolls 002** too high

Ivysaur

Purugly.

Damn...

**unknownalloy rolls 867** what shall it be?

**unknownalloy rolls 279** try again?

Congrats! Pelipper!

**Nanico rolls 429** AND

Nice!

**ultiomos rolls 561** Hopping on the bandwagon

SYGILIPH! Lucky bastard!

Oh, I fucking hate that sonofabitch.
I can't play him, but trainers can play him.
ESPECIALLY N, THAT FAGGOT.

**lordmoldevort rolls 746** My starter

**lordmoldevort rolls 185** Let's try this

Sudowoodo!

And trainers, yes.

**littleloverkisses rolls 452**

Drapion.

**aswimmingnigger rolls 040**
COME ON FIRE/FIGHTING!

WIGGLYTUFF!!

yay.. i guess...

**gallifreyan rolls 044** I wonder what I'll get..

you seem to respond to alot of comments!
are you like pokemon grandmaster or smething? :D

Not really. I just have a shit ton of gifs..

GLOOM?!? OF ALL THE...I GOT FUCKING GLOOM?!

Well, it evolves into this, so I guess I'm okay with that.

**firesky rolls 605** I'm curious

Elgyem

Why are you faster than me? o.O

Never had one in the games. I'll give it a try

I'm stalking the thread, haha..

**suikerpapa rolls 497**

Serrperior!

looks cool I guess?

Final evolution of Gen 5. It's highly useful.

alrighty then. Cool

Serperior* God, fuck, typo.

**wienersack rolls 360**

Wynaut!

**mode rolls 676**

You have to wait for Pokemon X and Y

I know, that's why I rolled again.

**mode rolls 018**

fuck yeah Pidgeot

**xtremedeath rolls 448** my starter

LUCARIO

Fuck yea Lucario

Meinshao

**shakalakaboomboom rolls 836**

**shakalakaboomboom rolls 694** I'd be waiting a few years to find out what that was

**shakalakaboomboom rolls 785** I'm good

**shakalakaboomboom rolls 159** well fuck everything

Croconaw

I meant that


It evolves into my favorite Pokemon

**palewolf rolls 244**

ENTEI!

FUCK YES

**aswimmingnigger rolls 600**

Klang!

is he any good?!?!

He's a steel type. And has a good HP base.

Evolves from this.

awesome, i like steel types!

Final evolution! Klink > Klang > Klinklang

**rokkarokkaali rolls 754** why not?

**rokkarokkaali rolls 574** always me that goes overboard

gothita
aight I'd rather fuck gardevoir but okay

**slowyourtroll rolls 740**

**slowyourtroll rolls 837** uno mas

**slowyourtroll rolls 438** really

Bonsly!

i dont think thats a good thing...

It's the Pre evo to Soodowoodo.

yeah i know, im the douche that looks like a tree, and peeps be like "ima cut ya" and im like "lol nope he's a rock"

Here's the shiny, if it helps you feel better.

**frenchgenocide rolls 613**

Cubchoo! An Ice Bear!

**anbieter rolls 231** this better be not a slowpoke

What the fuck is this.

Phanpy!

**Kadzait rolls 387**
alright, I'm up for this

I'm ok with turtwig

Turtwig! an ACTUAL starter!

**walmartysghost rolls 884** as long as its not that lil fuck pikachu

i guess i get no pokemon

Roll again!

Hi there!

hi

**walmartysghost rolls 787** at your request good sir

Keep trying till you get one!

**walmartysghost rolls 382** this is too much goddamn work for a fucking pokemon

FUCKING KYOGRE!!

I guess I get Kyogre, I think that's a legendary or some shit so bitches best beware

A Psychic Pokemon. fucker kicks ass if raised right.

Duosion.

**lawlight rolls 602** let's see what will happen

Tynamo! An Electric Eel!

**cuthbert rolls 314** i want to know

Illumise!

why not

**kirokan rolls 312**

Motherfucking Minun :D

**cuntry rolls 727**

**cuntry rolls 115**

Fuck yah! Bitches best be lookin out!

**muffinderp rolls 679** Let's see

**muffinderp rolls 874** An existing number plox?

**muffinderp rolls 523** yeees?

ok, kewl

**mobog rolls 678** I wanna try!

**mobog rolls 107** Try again

Hitmonchan! Lucky fucker!

i know right :D but does he look epic shiny?

Here you go!

Yup shiny is useable xD ill take that one

**iamtheblackgoat rolls 627**

Damn. Rufflet.

I know, right? Fuck

Here's the Shiny, if it makes you feel better...

**mattimeon rolls 927** My starter

**mattimeon rolls 777** Let's try this again. My starter.

Fuck this starter nonsense....are you aware that you just rolled trips? And triple 7s to boot?

I did didn't I?

**mattimeon rolls 484**

I give up.

Nice trips!

484 Palkia

Palkia is my starter? I'm not caught up with how many pokemon there are.

Yep. There are 649 as of 5th gen. Palkia is one of the Legendaries from 4th gen.

Damn, I'm way behind. I don't think anyone should give a ten year old me a Legendary. Much less Palkia.

**capinsquiggles rolls 148** I will love this thing forever

Fucking yes

Gothorita. Nice!

**bobebob rolls 611** my starter...

i can work with this

**roflsaucer rolls 415** Well why not.

Combee. Goddamn it.

But Combee is adorable!

**manager rolls 161** Let's do this.

I am prepared to be the worst trainer ever.

I actually like him.

THAT CUTE LITTLE STANDUP. <3

Have a Shiny!

I found my pet.

**octaviano rolls 785** I'm a no-brainer. Anyways, my starter.

**octaviano rolls 918** er-hem.

**octaviano rolls 739** -cough-

**octaviano rolls 514** Are you kidding me.

This bitch right here.

Simisear!

musharna? okay

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS THAT!

Musharna. Evolves from this, Munna.

that looks like a mutated strain of the Flood

Also Shiny.

If you ever played the original red, blue, (Green in Japan), or yellow versions, outside Lavender Town at Dark Cave, a girl mentions the Pokemon look too chunky, and she wants a pink one with a floral pattern...

i loved the originals and i have no recollections of that

She literally stood right outside the cave.

i know could be worst

Shiny is cool as hell, though.

**swarthywaffles rolls 659** Come on starter!

**swarthywaffles rolls 940** Curses! Lets try again!

**swarthywaffles rolls 211** Blaugh!

Water Poison. Huh. I guess I can make this work.

Ah, you lucky bastard! You got Mamoswine!

Although this is true, I think it's just that being President is one of the most stressful jobs in the world. Being a pokemon trainer is so much more fun.

going deep into this I think society hold ideas of what is good and bad based on whether they can make money off of them. I think a lot of people have ideas of who they want to be when there older based on what society has put forward as a good example, a rich, wealthy, conformed person. I think people don't like college drop outs because the shoe maker can't sell him shoes, he doesn't have a lawn so he doesn't need to buy a lawn mower, he doesn't need an expensive suit so the suit seller won't make money from him. I have respect for people who live for themselves and don't conform to be one of societies moulded tools. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSGesWmR2Ss

Relevant (credit to C&H, of course).

Yeah....plunge that toilet....use everything you've been taught....

only by dumbass tools.. i only blame him for shit he does or has a hand in.

**azteh rolls 4** Here have this

**azteh rolls 6** multiply with this

**azteh rolls 3** Divide by this

Congrats.

It worked. sort of

" I don't know how I'm supposed to deal with that."

because president is real.

pokemon trainers are real too

Yea they are real ,they make Dogs Fight each other to the death

that'd be fun tho...

nope no profit, i doubt anyone will pay you to do what ever that is so you won't profit from it.

**bendeman rolls 534** eh, ill try

well.. thats um... yeah.

**mossycabbages rolls 112** obviously this starter is the best I mean come on guys it even lifts

I mean c'mon look at this fucker

**zarkaronx rolls 7** here take this

Holy shit that one's actually a starter...
ALL HAIL THE NEW LORD REGENT

**davycrocket rolls 259**

Marshtomp, sweet.

Marshtomp interesting choice

**mypielovingfriend rolls 119** try again

**pudingcade rolls 8** mine

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeah WARTORTLE

that cheap your guaranteed a good one if you only roll 1
wartortle is pretty good though

**pudingcade rolls 795** yeah your right

**pudingcade rolls 913**

**pudingcade rolls 15**

beedrill nice

Indeed congradulations on your excelent roll and on your acquisition of a goodly Beedrill

I call shenanigans.

well there is no #930 pokemon, or am i that far behind?

give it another 2 generations. come back and see what you got.

I'll remind you whenever the Pokemon count gets that high.

i shall hold you to that

718 so far. just another 212 pokemon to go.

and its gonna stay pretty much right there since they are just doing remakes and not really adding any new ones

only for a year. they'll make another pokemon game in another year and a half.

i suppose i can live with this

**elitefourcaitlin rolls 870**

**elitefourcaitlin rolls 638**

and then theres this fucker

**ShadowEagle rolls 390** mine

I knew the Hoenn region was my favorite for a reason

**goodguygary rolls 716** my starter is best starter

**goodguygary rolls 830** getting a reroll

**goodguygary rolls 572** come on roll gods, why you do this to me?

miniccino.

well at least it's cute.

**demonicchimera rolls 197**

Umbreon. Fuck yes!

**Nintendokami rolls 832**

**Nintendokami rolls 488**

Let's try this again, shall we...

Cresselia?

I'll name her Luna. ♥

**teenytinyspider rolls 145** My starter.

Hell yeah! Zapdos!

i cant wait for someone to roll 399

"put all funding into scientific research"
A House controlled by conservatives would never put money into science, much less something based around a concept of evolution. Good luck approving that budget.