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#14 - ninn
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(04/26/2013) [-]
MFw "New American Nazi Version"
#4 - nightmaren
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Except not. Sorry, but I read the verse which has that line, and it's right after "don't have sex with animals, or your daughter" and all that ****. I seriously doubt the verse would go "don't have sex with this, this, and this. also don't lie to other dudes"
I'm all for gay rights, but you should try to form a better argument than just saying that the bible verse all the hate originates from was misinterpreted, because it wasn't. It's just ********, is all.
#5 to #4 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
The thing goes from metaphor to poems to facts every page according to the believers, it's not totally out there.
#38 to #4 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Of course it was misinterpreted

The entire ******* bible has been misinterpreted by hundreds of different sources over the past 2000 years
#46 to #4 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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(04/26/2013) [-]
"Don't have sex with your daughter."

Search Genesis 19:30-38.

luls shall be had.
#24 to #4 - KillinTime
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(04/26/2013) [-]
later in that same verse the bible also states a woman who divorces a man shall be stoned to death for she is impure.

bible affecting marriage? no. old ***** just hate change and pass on said hate to young *****.
#30 to #24 - nightmaren
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Did you even read my whole comment? I support gay marriage, but I'm just saying that there are so many better arguments anyone could have used in that scenario.
#31 to #30 - KillinTime
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(04/26/2013) [-]
you said form a better argument

well, here's a better argument
#35 to #31 - sketchE ONLINE
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(04/26/2013) [-]
marriage has always been under the church. therefore it is a religious construct. government should have no hand in mariage. if the government has to have a way to determine whos a family and create benefits for having a family it should be available to any two adults regardless of sex. most states already have it
#43 to #35 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Marriage started as a religious construct but it's also part of the state now. The problem is not getting churches to marry gay people, its whether or not thestate will recognize the marriage as official or not. I don't know about other countries, but in America state recognized marriages get lots of benefits unmarried couples do not receive.
#7 to #4 - angrytoilet
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Breathe. It's just a joke. No one is going to force their beliefs on you. You're in a safe place.
#12 to #7 - chancevance
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(04/26/2013) [-]
>FJ
>Safe
#39 to #7 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
What's funny, is that these so called "christians" still put out the old testament from which we dont really live by. We live by the new testament nowadays. soooo im tired of these so called Bible thumpers. Guy had a great comeback
#8 to #7 - nightmaren
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Fair enough
#2 - retris
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(04/26/2013) [-]
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#42 - hippyinblack
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(04/26/2013) [-]
leviticus 19:27 "You are not to cut off the hair at the sides of your head or mar the edge of your beard."
The bible says a lot of silly things that no one pays attention to.
#67 to #42 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
That was the old law of the israelites as one of the things that separates them from the rest of the world (Like circumcision).
#48 to #42 - toughactintinactin
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Leviticus 25:44 "Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves."
Yep, Leviticus especially.
#52 - theshadowed
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Leviticus needs to get its **** together.

I mean, no shaving, slavery is ok if they're foreign and homosexuality is bad.
Its like Hitler wrote it.
#40 - tbagmcbungienuts
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Unequal rights guy is a ******* idiot. I'm a Christian, but here's the deal: There's a New Testament for a reason. Surprise! Maybe if this guy would actually take a gander at the New Testament, he'd realize that if he lived by the Old Testament, he would burn in a lake of fire. I don't see anything about gay marriage being bad, I'm all for equal rights. "Christians" like this make me look bad. :grr:
#65 to #40 - YllekNayr
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(04/26/2013) [-]
So I take it you think all jews are going to "burn in a lake of fire"
#68 to #65 - tbagmcbungienuts
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Well, honestly, if you read between the lines here sir, you'd understand the metaphor. It is impossible to live directly by the Old Testament, hence the reason behind God sending down His Son. So I know my Bible, but I don't force my religious beliefs on anyone. I'm just stating my own, so don't destroy me for that.

#70 to #68 - YllekNayr
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Jews live directly by the Old Testament.

They believe Jesus was a false prophet.

Erego, by your understanding, jews would burn in a lake of fire.
#58 - blakkmagicman
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(04/26/2013) [-]
This was so funny omg lol.

Lol'd Hard
#61 to #58 - racrox
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Just thought I'd inform you you're not getting thumbed down because you're Christian, its because your comment was dumb. Have a nice day, and try to be more clever with your comments rather than just "Lol'd Hard"
Just thought I'd inform you you're not getting thumbed down because you're Christian, its because your comment was dumb. Have a nice day, and try to be more clever with your comments rather than just "Lol'd Hard"
#62 to #61 - blakkmagicman
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(04/26/2013) [-]
well aware.

i give about 0 ***** about thumbs lol. Just thought i'd share.
#64 to #62 - MrMeatStick
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(04/26/2013) [-]
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#36 - willindor
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(04/26/2013) [-]
The bible is pretty obvious. You can't have sex with a dude in the same way as with a girl and if you can then the guy has a pretty messed up anatomy.
#45 to #36 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
considering biologically the penis develops by the sides of the pre-vagina growing together, to have sex with a guy the same as a woman youd have to cut a hole in the side of his dick and thrust into there. In which case, being stoned to death seems like a pretty lax punishment.
#17 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
You guys realize this is all translated from Hebrew, right? And that translations between languages can be different according to perspective?
#23 to #17 - izzygirl
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(04/26/2013) [-]
I was taught that not only are things lost in translation, but the scriptures were written without the vowels as paper was rare and expensive. So anyone who translated them had to guess which vowels to put in in order for them to make any sense.
#55 to #17 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
The main problems is that in Hebrew, you do not write down the vowels (a, o). The interpretation depends on context, so it may turn out that the sentences meant completely different things.

Example:
"M dck s bg."
#21 to #17 - bleachedpheather
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(04/26/2013) [-]
it was my understanding that only the old testy was in hebrew and the new one in greek.
#66 to #21 - muchasmarcos
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(04/26/2013) [-]
The new testament was writen 4 centuries after JC and co made their show.
There are about 9 writings that can be traced back to his real students while the 4 contained in the bible were writen by moneygrabing yews and greek moralfags.
#22 to #17 - evilanakie
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(04/26/2013) [-]
like the whole "walk" on water
maybe he went swimming
it wasnt that common to be able to ******* float back then
#32 to #22 - supamonkey
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Plus, Dead Sea is in Israel...