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Submitted: 04/25/2013
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#14 - ninn (04/26/2013) [-]
MFw "New American Nazi Version"
User avatar #4 - nightmaren ONLINE (04/26/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Except not. Sorry, but I read the verse which has that line, and it's right after "don't have sex with animals, or your daughter" and all that **** . I seriously doubt the verse would go "don't have sex with this, this, and this. also don't lie to other dudes"
I'm all for gay rights, but you should try to form a better argument than just saying that the bible verse all the hate originates from was misinterpreted, because it wasn't. It's just ******** , is all.
User avatar #7 to #4 - angrytoilet (04/26/2013) [-]
Breathe. It's just a joke. No one is going to force their beliefs on you. You're in a safe place.
#2 - retris (04/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #42 - hippyinblack (04/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
leviticus 19:27 "You are not to cut off the hair at the sides of your head or mar the edge of your beard."
The bible says a lot of silly things that no one pays attention to.
User avatar #52 - theshadowed (04/26/2013) [-]
Leviticus needs to get its **** together.

I mean, no shaving, slavery is ok if they're foreign and homosexuality is bad.
Its like Hitler wrote it.
#40 - tbagmcbungienuts (04/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Unequal rights guy is a ******* idiot. I'm a Christian, but here's the deal: There's a New Testament for a reason. Surprise! Maybe if this guy would actually take a gander at the New Testament, he'd realize that if he lived by the Old Testament, he would burn in a lake of fire. I don't see anything about gay marriage being bad, I'm all for equal rights. "Christians" like this make me look bad. :grr:
#58 - blakkmagicman (04/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This was so funny omg lol.

Lol'd Hard
#61 to #58 - racrox (04/26/2013) [-]
Just thought I'd inform you you're not getting thumbed down because you're Christian, its because your comment was dumb. Have a nice day, and try to be more clever with your comments rather than just "Lol'd Hard"
Just thought I'd inform you you're not getting thumbed down because you're Christian, its because your comment was dumb. Have a nice day, and try to be more clever with your comments rather than just "Lol'd Hard"
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#47 - skinstiches (04/26/2013) [-]
"Now, I'm not much for blaspheming, but that last one made me laugh."
"Now, I'm not much for blaspheming, but that last one made me laugh."
User avatar #36 - willindor (04/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The bible is pretty obvious. You can't have sex with a dude in the same way as with a girl and if you can then the guy has a pretty messed up anatomy.
#17 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
You guys realize this is all translated from Hebrew, right? And that translations between languages can be different according to perspective?
User avatar #22 to #17 - evilanakie ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
like the whole "walk" on water
maybe he went swimming
it wasnt that common to be able to ******* float back then
#56 - moofinbanana (04/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I love all the people that use Google to find controversial texts in the Bible. Here's a better idea, why don't you actually read the damn thing first and maybe you might understand why some texts are not followed anymore.
User avatar #9 - dunkleosteus (04/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It's translated from the original greek/latin/hebrew anyway. A different interpretation is you shall not treat a man as you treat a woman. It's all back to sexism.
User avatar #44 - mrfive (04/26/2013) [-]
I mean i guess it would be hard to stick it in a dude's vagina like i would a girl.
User avatar #10 - norric (04/26/2013) [-]
to be fair, gays don't lie with men in the same way they do with females. if anything they should be angry at bisexuals
#37 - urbemarmis (04/26/2013) [-]
technically gay marriage is okay, just sodomy is wrong. i dont think about 2 gay guys having sex so i couldnt care less what they do as long as i dont have to see. so let them marry, just dont like sodomy. now ik what youre all thinking "well the WBC will still hate gays" well if the gays keep what they do in the bedroom between them like everyone should then they wont be able to tell whose a sodomite and whose not. they cant tell so they cant really have a legitimate problem with it
User avatar #33 - defeats (04/26/2013) [-]
It is stupid to think that if humans can modernise and get the the times (such as legalising homosexual marriage) that God can't too, after all we are based on his image. I just know that God is on team xbox.
Or maybe if he doesn't like watching two men have sex he should try to be a little less omnipresent so he doesn't have to watch.

I'm neither believer or non-believer, but I won't follow morals that condemn homosexuality. The only thing that could possibly make me against homosexuality is if homosexual men took over the world and tried to force all straight men to watch...
User avatar #29 - yunoknow (04/26/2013) [-]
is it weird if i wanna take a peek at the american nazi version?
#16 - ballerfifteen (04/26/2013) [-]
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#11 - stopthemadness (04/26/2013) [-]
that didn't end how I expected. I like it.
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