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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#13 - Cleavland Steamer
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#83 to #13 - anon id: 33d16f2d
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alcohol free beer is like licking your own sister tastes right but it's still wrong
User avatar #104 to #83 - mummyslittlebitch
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It DOES NOT taste right
User avatar #106 to #104 - jetpistol
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how would you know?
User avatar #121 to #106 - mummyslittlebitch
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Because I heard from a friend once who- well actually it was a friend of a friend - his girlfriend you see and she was once- well I - shut up!
#91 to #13 - nimblewalrus
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Because all American beer is like Bud, Miller, Coors, etc.
Because all American beer is like Bud, Miller, Coors, etc.
User avatar #100 to #91 - enorus
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Relax, it's a joke. No sensible person thinks ALL American beer is bad.
#107 to #91 - werefinding
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That's where Carlsberg comes in the picture
User avatar #148 to #107 - fukkendragonite
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Oh you mean that Danish beer? Yeah, that's American as ****.
User avatar #37 to #13 - admiralen
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also incredibly kinky
#20 - tobe
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beer isn't even considered as alcohol here.

yep, beer is not >an alcohol
User avatar #120 to #20 - milthyfoustache
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German exchange students that came over here drank like pussies but okay whatever
#25 to #20 - anon id: ededcec6
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Just because the german stereotype is beer drinkers doesnt mean you arent a light weight faggot that gets bung eyed off 2 beers.
User avatar #34 to #25 - angelusprimus
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That almost never happens, since parents in germany generally let kids have some beer since they are in early teens.
Tolerance builds up over time.
Though after nearly 2 gallons of good german beer (like on that pic) just about anyone has had enough. Its not freaking budwiser.
#42 to #20 - clapex
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it is like water for us
User avatar #86 to #20 - chiktikkavaspaus
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So you're saying that beer is not greater than an alcohol?
#102 to #20 - mummyslittlebitch
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I lived in Germany for over a year. Too true. Germans will drink just as much as the Irish if not more and don't end up puking in gutters.
#41 to #20 - bluelips
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In Italy Beer and Wine are considered aliments. We use them to cook and well, have fun while cooking.
#44 to #41 - tobe
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>go to italy
>visit friend at home
>"ok anon, let's cook something italian for you"
>friend undressing before putting pasta into a pot
>wtfisgoingon.jpg
>"oh don't worry anon, it's normal in italy. we like to have fun while cooking"
>imokwiththis.png
>"come on anon, hit me from behind as hard as you can while i continue cooking"
>take off pants
>stick penis in as far as I can
>it's very warm, but still nice
>"oh yeah anon, that's how we do it here"
>suddenly roommate comes in
>"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ANON?"
>"she told me it's normal here in italy to do this!"
>"YES BUT WHY ARE YOU BANGING A POT OF SPAGHETTI?"
>run out, take next plane home
>never went to italy again
#50 to #20 - huszti
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'schland!
User avatar #56 to #20 - useroftheLOLZ
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In Russia, Vodka is considered akin to water.
#61 to #56 - tobe
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As far as I know, that is not true. Even drinking little amounts of vodka alone already makes you an alcoholic.
User avatar #72 to #20 - AresX
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Driver was an alchohol
#81 to #72 - tobe
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a man buys himself a beer.

>its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
User avatar #14 - failtolawl
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Is the fact that your country can drink more beer, and resulting in more alcoholism, really something to show off about?
User avatar #43 to #14 - conordalymcr
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Tá.
User avatar #79 to #14 - jinjo
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I your isecurity of your own country, resulting in offense by a simple joke something to be proud of?
#82 to #14 - gisuar
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just watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk the more you drink the more alpha you are at least for these monkeys
User avatar #88 to #14 - anonymoose
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I'm proud of it.
#47 to #14 - spasticpuppet
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A country's average awesomeness is measured by the amount of alcohol that an average individual can drink before becoming officially "drunk".
#48 to #14 - Killerwale
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failed to impress us with you comment too
#49 to #48 - frysandaburger
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#52 to #49 - Killerwale
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and your name just had to be that, now I'm considering walking to the nearest burger joint.....
#53 to #52 - frysandaburger
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I actually prefer chinese...
I actually prefer chinese...
User avatar #54 to #53 - Killerwale
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I'm asian, I had enough asian food in my life, now fries and a burger, can't go wrong with that
#57 to #54 - anon id: 6bc456e3
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Asians never have enough Asian food. Eat rice every mother ****** day.
User avatar #59 to #57 - Killerwale
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I eat rice almost everyday too, but if fries and a burger were right beside, I'd jump on it
User avatar #55 to #54 - frysandaburger
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I'm white, but when I was born I was a slantey eyed, jaundiced little ******.
Still adorable though.
User avatar #58 to #55 - Killerwale
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Sounds adorable? I love the fact we're have this conversation withing another, bet the guys gonna check later and wonder what the hell happened
User avatar #60 to #58 - frysandaburger
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Your blue is so lovely... how long you been with us?
User avatar #62 to #60 - Killerwale
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I've been here when funny junk was yellow than green, now this grey-black, hell, funny junks been with me since i start surfing the web
User avatar #63 to #62 - frysandaburger
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Damn bro... all I've known is grey FJ
I started my account in the hayday of Le, those were dark times.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Killerwale
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*shrug* funnyjunk's been through **** and it will go through more, I'm just sitting back and commenting every full moon
#65 to #64 - frysandaburger
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You're good people Killerwhale.
User avatar #66 to #65 - Killerwale
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I'm just me, whatever people think of me is totally up to them, but thanks
User avatar #16 to #14 - sepheroth
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Yes, yes it is.
#112 - thatrussianhoe
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<this pretty much sums up russia.
<this pretty much sums up russia.
User avatar #149 to #112 - schneidend
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Russia:
Drinks > Period of dark despair because times, they being tough, comrade > Does something reckless and insane > Drinks > Repeat
#40 - nooneofinterest
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U wot m8
#87 - lolfire
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Meanwhile in Northern Ireland.
User avatar #93 to #87 - ranzoray
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Tell me, is the IRA still around?
User avatar #124 to #93 - thesuperhanz
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splinter groups are, but what was the IRA has disbanded and disarmed
User avatar #115 to #93 - grpeephole
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According to my irish friend they are
User avatar #169 to #115 - lolfire
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Yeah, well basically they are.
But the IRA aren't too bad compared to the loyalist groups like UDA, UVF and the UFF.
But if you're caught drug dealing, breaking into peoples houses, jumping people for no reason then you are pulled into an alley and shot through the kneecaps..
User avatar #174 to #169 - grpeephole
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Sounds like a ****** deal. I honestly dont know if id side with the IRA or the Loyalist views..

Id much rather think of Ireland as its own entity than part of england but hate to see the violence you guys have to deal with to get that
User avatar #5 - sandervalk
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#6 to #5 - sscuba
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You dare share a link that excludes North Korea?
#27 to #5 - anon id: f92a53c6
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From the age 15 + age limit for alcohol consumption varies country to country
User avatar #73 to #5 - Girondins
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I don't belive in Denmarks unrecorded being only 2.
Danes usually buy their beer in Germany.
User avatar #118 to #5 - dejn
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Czech Republic is first at something, everyone swell with pride.
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User avatar #17 to #5 - fhqwghads
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Yemen looks like a very boring place.
User avatar #51 to #5 - huszti
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**** people from uganda is drinking a ******* of 'other'
User avatar #67 to #5 - odonnell
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I find the lack of Scotland disturbing, The rest of the UK bringing us down. If we were independent we'd be 8th highest in the world with 11.8 litres per capita for every person aged over 16.

Yeah, it may seem like a ****** thing to boast about, but it gives you a sense of homeland pride.
User avatar #7 to #5 - euchreplayer
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For those too lazy,
US ranks 57th at 9.44 beverages/year per person
Australia 44th at 10.02 beverages/year per person
Canada 48th at 9.77 beverages/year per person
Ireland 15th at 14.41 beverages/year per person
and something I found interesting:
Russia is 4th at 15.76. Only Moldova, Czech Republic, and Hungary managed to outdrink the Russians.
User avatar #18 to #7 - sepheroth
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And Yemen comes in last. Poor Chandler.
User avatar #38 to #7 - angelusprimus
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Oh, and no one outdrinks the russians.
If you check the numbers you will see that while hungarians, moldovans and czech drunk more, they drunk significantly more beer and wine, while russians drunk lot more spirits (vodka)
Now two pints of beer are a liter of beer, and thats just night out in a pub, you are only a little tipsy. large bottle of vodka is a liter, and your alcohol blood levels are actually in the leathal zone.
User avatar #35 to #7 - angelusprimus
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Not the number of beverages, LITERS.
For example small beer bottle is only .33 liter. Which means 3 beers per liter. If average american drink 4.47 liters of beer it means he had about 13 beers. But also average american drinks 2.56 liters of spirits. there are 22 shots in a liter of alcohol so that makes it slightly over 56 shots.
A bottle of wine is usually a liter, and average american drinks a bottle and a third of wine, or six and a half wine glasses.
That is lot more beverages then 9.44
#8 to #7 - anon id: f6eb88a8
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What the ****, 9.44 a year?

I'm apparently an alcoholic...
User avatar #9 to #8 - euchreplayer
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on average each person in the US over the age of 15 drinks 9.44 alcoholic beverages.
#3 - Hayzer
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You know Scotland is a part of Britain, and we have a drinking problem so bad that we're no longer allowed to buy alcohol from shops after 10pm. I'm not sure whether to be proud or ashamed.
#10 to #3 - anon id: f6eb88a8
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Yeah no alcohol sales past 12:00pm where I live as well
User avatar #11 to #3 - millenia
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Here in Finland they can't sell it after 9pm and until 9am. It's pretty stupid :I
#26 to #3 - anon id: ededcec6
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Liquor shops close up at around 10:00pm here in Aus...
#45 to #3 - anon id: 0761db63
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in stores in norway the beersales close 20.00 on weekdays and 18.00 on saturdays....
User avatar #46 to #45 - Hayzer
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Man, that sucks
#70 to #3 - anon id: 87a2e17c
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The post mentions Britain (Which Scotland is a part of) however you still have to mention Scotland separately? Pointless post is pointless. Also go ahead and be independent, **** up yer economy and come crying to us when we're still doing the same in Wales, England and N.Ireland.
User avatar #92 to #70 - Hayzer
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I don't think you understand the point I was making right there, but whatever. I'm against independence by the way, but you sure showed me.
#78 to #3 - anon id: d2954c18
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Its like that in Ireland too,I thought that was everywhere?
User avatar #103 to #3 - enorus
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Ashamed. You should be ashamed. Nah but seriously, that's pretty ****** up.
#108 to #3 - hewhomtrolls
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the other day I saw about 5 folk get pulled up by the police for having a carry oot which consisted of about 20 bottles of buckfast - all this outside some primary school, at half twelve on a wednesday

scotland
User avatar #68 to #3 - odonnell
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Yet we still drink more than the rest of the UK. Making shops close earlier didn't stop people from drinking, it just made them do it during the day.

We even drink more than Russia according to this: You need to login to view this link
User avatar #95 to #68 - Hayzer
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Yeah, as I said, not sure whether to be proud or ashamed.
#1 - destroymen
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#122 to #2 - milthyfoustache
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wot. that is britain.
#19 to #1 - anon id: ac382cb2
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its my Ireland!
#99 - fragglerocks
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Drinking in Denmark.
#110 to #99 - werefinding
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This is where it gets interdasting
User avatar #114 to #110 - grpeephole
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that chart is wrong for canada. Its 18/19 depending on the province
User avatar #123 to #110 - thesuperhanz
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also in Europe you can drink beer or wine at the age of 16 but you have to be 18 to buy spirits...the age of sixteen in Europe is why Europe doesn't have a drinking problem they start early and don't binge...the UK however...that's a different story
#126 to #99 - anon id: b7f2672c
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the fun starts here