Violence. I blame the jews. war I' ltr HE “HEW digglet “BEE EMA“. PEEP“. HEN HIE THE HIST. It's true, folks. I had a friend once, he played Caesar 3 and one day he came to school and while we were sitting in class he put his hand in his knapsack, look
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#11 - beerholder (04/25/2013) [-]
It's true, folks. I had a friend once, he played Caesar 3 and one day he came to school and while we were sitting in class he put his hand in his knapsack, looked me dead in the eyes with a strange gaze and said: "Anon, I'm gonna end this now". For a second that felt like an age, I watched as he pulled his hand from the knapsack and there it was in his fingers, a huge mother ******* Civil Engineering book. I was so shocked I couldn't move to warn the others. . Video games are ******* dangerous, man! They warp your mind so much you can't distinguish reality from antiquity city building. He went to engineering school and later committed suicide because nobody wanted to build granaries, aqueducts or arches of triumph. NEVER FORGET!
#23 to #11 - ilikebigdick (04/26/2013) [-]
this game took up too much time of my childhood
User avatar #61 to #23 - failtolawl ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
Plebs are needed!

wait that was caeser 2
#69 to #61 - beerholder (04/26/2013) [-]
caesar 4 also...
User avatar #70 to #69 - failtolawl ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
I have never played caeser 4 before but I am pretty damn sure it doesn't spam you every 10 seconds with it. And it is every 10 seconds.
#71 to #70 - beerholder (04/26/2013) [-]
No, only if you enter the advisory screen.
#115 to #71 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
I can never get to 1 million population on one of the large scenario maps, its just too difficult! Closest I've got is to like 75000-80000 and then I just start running out of space! Still awesome game though, tempted to reinstall Caesar IV once my life gets less busy.
User avatar #34 to #11 - StupidInTheFace (04/26/2013) [-]
I still regularly play this game, I still can't get my citizens to be ******* happy.
#219 to #34 - holmesc (04/26/2013) [-]
purge them
User avatar #59 to #46 - thefuzzywalrus (04/26/2013) [-]
if they dont want violence then the people who work with internet should fix their **** lol
User avatar #208 to #165 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/26/2013) [-]
Then who are the people who own all but one? (PS3)
User avatar #213 to #4 - srslyjakecease (04/26/2013) [-]
The insights of an idiot.
User avatar #108 to #4 - swiiftninja (04/26/2013) [-]
He is a complete idiot, but damn is he smart sometimes
#120 to #108 - fistpump (04/26/2013) [-]
He's academically stupid, but if you listen to the stuff he says sometimes, he can really make you think. And some of the ideas he comes up with are ingenious. So he's an idiot in one aspect, but a genius in many other aspects, in my opinion.
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User avatar #131 to #120 - fukkendragonite (04/26/2013) [-]
He's an actor you know. He's not as stupid as he makes out.
User avatar #132 to #131 - fistpump (04/26/2013) [-]
He has one GCSE. I think it was a D in History. From an academic standard, he isn't very smart. I was defending him here, because I know he isn't stupid.
He's not really an actor, by the way. I can only think of him starring consistently in Derek.
I am quite the Karl fan... I know a bit about him.
User avatar #207 to #132 - fukkendragonite (04/26/2013) [-]
I'm not saying they got some random actor to just play Karl. I mean that they knew Karl because he was a producer or something I believe, and then they put him on TV and radio. And of course, as they always do with TV, they stretched the humour out and although the stuff he says and does is fairly natural, they exaggerate him.
User avatar #206 to #132 - fukkendragonite (04/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, but that's not always a good measure. Ricky and Stephen knew him from some other project they were doing apparently and he used to say stupid stuff all the time and they joked around saying "We need to get this guy on TV, the world needs to hear how stupid he is" and it took off.

Eventually they wrote him scripts for The Ricky Gervais Show, but it was always based on stuff he said in the past and he ALWAYS deviates from the script and defends his beliefs and theories and stuff. But there's some stuff on there that's completely written out of nothing and is scripted. Stuff he has never honestly believed in.
User avatar #5 to #4 - supniggs (04/25/2013) [-]
Karl is love, Karl is life
#142 - anaphase (04/26/2013) [-]
The game of life?
User avatar #170 to #142 - thechosentroll (04/26/2013) [-]
Pretty lame game. The graphics are great, but gameplaywise, it's a load of crap. I mean, it takes 18 ******* YEARS just to finish the tutorial. And don't get me started on the PvP.
#19 - sargintob (04/26/2013) [-]
well this game, duh
#95 to #19 - thadriel (04/26/2013) [-]
That game is a goddamn classic I tell you whut.
#60 - EdwardNigma (04/26/2013) [-]
The Game of Thrones.
#63 to #60 - arrrbie (04/26/2013) [-]
cleaver XD
#146 to #60 - metalmind (04/26/2013) [-]
There's a modern version you know!
#75 - jackthefurfag (04/26/2013) [-]
Found it.
#90 to #75 - zombiealah (04/26/2013) [-]
You Glorious mother ****** .
#191 - moustachefingers (04/26/2013) [-]
Holy ******* **** no wonder our kids are constantly shooting up schools. Jesus ************ Christ we need to get rid of video games. Look at all that gore.
#190 - halftard (04/26/2013) [-]
**halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #1807635 at Friendly ** This is the game they have all been playing.
User avatar #200 to #190 - needsmohoes (04/26/2013) [-]
CHEEKI BREEKI STALKER
User avatar #204 to #190 - doctorpibber (04/26/2013) [-]
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
#192 to #190 - mythichyphen (04/26/2013) [-]
At least it was a game
At least it was a game
User avatar #193 to #192 - halftard (04/26/2013) [-]
Yea I feel pretty lucky for that. But to which game it I have no clue.
User avatar #194 to #193 - mythichyphen (04/26/2013) [-]
Looks kinda like Arma 2 or maybe Arma 3 but I'm just guessing
User avatar #202 to #194 - mrnoodlez ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
It's Stalker.
#175 - tarnis (04/26/2013) [-]
Monopoly didnt make me ******* rich.
User avatar #43 - warbob (04/26/2013) [-]
Chess and war ?
#26 - chunko (04/26/2013) [-]
mfw description
#157 - lightninghedgehog (04/26/2013) [-]
Duel monsters
#42 - Crusader (04/26/2013) [-]
I feel the need to Comment
#227 to #42 - ayyylien (01/05/2015) [-]
So anyone got a wallpaper sized version of that? Here's one of mine
User avatar #153 to #42 - crazylance ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
And I feel the need to Reply to your comment, you sexy iron clad dastard.

Is that just a pic or is there sauce? ... please? ...
#201 - ultimatepowah (04/26/2013) [-]
Video games also cause animal violence. Please share like subscribe add me as friend post nudes to further spread this disturbing picture!
#29 - fuperbooper ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
I could take a guess...
#28 - stgfilitov (04/26/2013) [-]
dat discription
User avatar #41 to #28 - darthblam (04/26/2013) [-]
I once raced Hitler and Stalin in Mario Kart on the Wii...
User avatar #56 to #28 - tombombadil (04/26/2013) [-]
Why is there no FDR riding a jet powered wheelchair?
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#222 to #156 - salts (04/26/2013) [-]
neither does this
User avatar #212 - jonluw (04/26/2013) [-]
Age of empires II, clearly.
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