Book. It's good to have your priorities in order.. what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you star
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Book. It's good to have your priorities in order.. what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you star

It's good to have your priorities in order.

what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant
book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you
realize it' s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the
end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that
there' s only like three pages left when you get there
but why is the guy wearing a hoodie
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User avatar #11 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
he fapped
and then he went to sleep
then he played video games
then he went to school and learned about.. **** I dunno, maths
then he went home
and he fapped
User avatar #5 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
I would read it all the way to the end, then kill myself

Bitch, you don't own me
#219 to #5 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
What if the book ends with you killing yourself?
User avatar #227 to #219 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
Then I decide not to
User avatar #8 to #5 - infinitereaper (04/26/2013) [-]
good plan
User avatar #9 to #5 - schwerdaddy (04/26/2013) [-]
Then you remember the chapter you read about your failed suicide attempt.
User avatar #18 to #9 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
DO IT AGAIN!
#4 - kodac (04/26/2013) [-]
So like wouldn't you read the part of the book where the guy comes up to you and gave you the book and just past that your life would consist of you reading the book for a bit and you would be reading this book about your self reading a book.
#25 to #4 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
But then after that you would be reading about you reading about reading the book
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#134 to #2 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
efil
#158 to #2 - VaultTechy (04/26/2013) [-]
Heh, could you imagine if lying or saying stupid things was something you could sue over? That kid from back in high school who made up a bunch of **** in class, your childhood buddy insisting Mew can evolve if you make it hold a Master Ball and trade it three hundred times, holy **** we'd all be loaded
User avatar #163 to #2 - icameheretotroll (04/26/2013) [-]
what if the book is like 100% accurate and then when it says

for example it says "Hey! stop!" and you're like, easy, i'm not gonna say that
but accidentally someone steals an old woman's bag and you start to chase him, saying
"Hey! Stop!"

TL;DR What if you can't avoid it
#172 to #2 - jiltist ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
What if the first words you read were "Lordjordn dies reading this book"?
#237 to #2 - rarityxthree (10/11/2013) [-]
Hi, this is rarityrarityrarity, cant reply to you because account is banned for a few hours & cant access your profile to find the comment. here was my reply lel


i mean the name sounds familiar but i have no idea who's who because everyone has so many accounts now days.
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#239 to #238 - rarityxthree (10/11/2013) [-]
posted a picture of that naked guy with the yoghurt on his dick like a year ago on my profile and apparently somebody went to my profile... all the way to page 3 and flagged it. or maybe they found it a different way, not sure.
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User avatar #241 to #240 - rarityrarityrarity (10/12/2013) [-]
Hmm not sure about that. Well I had it coming anyway so I don't really mind.
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#6 to #2 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
I like your style
#148 to #2 - minntas (04/26/2013) [-]
What if the thing you do different is what leads you there, and the hobo wiz knew?
User avatar #135 to #2 - dolknowyou (04/26/2013) [-]
but the guy never says anything to you..
#189 to #2 - unholyjebus (04/26/2013) [-]
But wouldn't the book say that you read the book backwards up too the point where you are now? What if the story you were reading of your future was a story about you changing your future? Maybe you shouldn't try to change the future then since you tried to change the future in the book so therefore if you don't try to change the future you are indeed changing the future.
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#191 to #190 - unholyjebus (04/26/2013) [-]
If that was the case I would initially be ******** myself thinking I was about to die.
User avatar #216 to #2 - iggyblanco (04/26/2013) [-]
step 4 - ?
step 5 - profit
#100 to #2 - Schofield (04/26/2013) [-]
What if.. it says that you read the book backwards then change the future?
What if.. it says that you read the book backwards then change the future?
#43 to #2 - cheesemongerbane (04/26/2013) [-]
Good God that is genius
Good God that is genius
#144 to #2 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
fixed points!
User avatar #65 to #2 - wolfxrider (04/26/2013) [-]
What if when you get close to the point that you at, and it says you will sue the guy for having the wrong information in the book.




Dividing by Zero
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User avatar #169 to #2 - mrmoxie (04/26/2013) [-]
Found the American.
User avatar #82 - LordVoltagen (04/26/2013) [-]
BECAUSE HES YOU
User avatar #147 - HeartOfTheDL (04/26/2013) [-]
Well I would hire Morgan Freeman to read it to me every night as he tucks me in.
User avatar #154 to #147 - revorce (04/26/2013) [-]
I first read "every night as he ***** me in".
And it made sense to me.
User avatar #157 to #154 - HeartOfTheDL (04/26/2013) [-]
Well if I was to have sex with a guy it better be Morgan Freeman.
#208 to #157 - ghouleyed (04/26/2013) [-]
What if he now after reading this Morgan Freeman will appear to your door and say i've come to make your fantasy true?
What if he now after reading this Morgan Freeman will appear to your door and say i've come to make your fantasy true?
User avatar #210 to #208 - HeartOfTheDL (04/26/2013) [-]
Pants would be on the ground before he finished speaking, lube in one hand and camera in the other. If I'm going to take it from Mr. Freeman I'm filming that **** .
#3 - Lambda ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - llamasandwhich (04/25/2013) [-]
So ur with ur honey and yur walkign down the street wen a guy in a hoodie gvies u a book. U read it n is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur gurl n it say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS HOODIE?
#167 to #1 - greensky (04/26/2013) [-]
ur avatar 10/10
User avatar #159 to #1 - olisaurus ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
lyk n fav if u cry everitiem
#133 - Classic (04/26/2013) [-]
<----So he can do this
<----So he can do this
#161 - Keoul (04/26/2013) [-]
I bet a lot of people in the FJ community will just scream   
&quot;TOO LONG DIDN'T READ LOL&quot;   
Dump the book, then walk away.
I bet a lot of people in the FJ community will just scream
"TOO LONG DIDN'T READ LOL"
Dump the book, then walk away.
#207 - dgarcia (04/26/2013) [-]
>walking down the street
>HOODIE walks up to me
>hands me a book
>walks away
>find bench
>sit and read book
>about my own life
>get to part where guy hands me book
>me in story sits and starts reading book
>gets to where guy hands him book
>me in his story sits and starts reading book
>MFW neverendingstory
#193 - goll ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #195 to #193 - megatrollinator (04/26/2013) [-]
Well, that answers the last guys question
#166 - kernelstack (04/26/2013) [-]
But, if it's a book about your entire life, then there's a point at which a guy with a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a book about your entire life that you start reading. Thus, if you start reading it and reach that point and keep on reading, the only thing you'll read will be something along the lines:   
   
&quot;Protagonist reading current book. Protagonist reading current book. Prot...&quot; etc.   
   
tl;dr: logical fallacy
But, if it's a book about your entire life, then there's a point at which a guy with a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a book about your entire life that you start reading. Thus, if you start reading it and reach that point and keep on reading, the only thing you'll read will be something along the lines:

"Protagonist reading current book. Protagonist reading current book. Prot..." etc.

tl;dr: logical fallacy
User avatar #196 to #166 - AresX (04/26/2013) [-]
Can't you read events faster than they actually happen? It doesn't take a day to read a chapter about the events of one day.
User avatar #170 to #166 - koning (04/26/2013) [-]
But it could say something like and then he was reading for 20 days straight, after this bla bla bla..
#34 - dkedr (04/26/2013) [-]
Write a couple pages myself and glue them in.
User avatar #77 - iliekcereal (04/26/2013) [-]
Mine would probably just be a horrible-er version of 50 Shades of Gray.

Except from the guy's perspective.

And masturbation, not actual sex

#107 to #77 - eroticbatman (04/26/2013) [-]
Did you say masturbation? Well, on to **** ...
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User avatar #214 to #212 - lolfire (04/26/2013) [-]
How do you know there isn't a massive twist at the end ?
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#155 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
I've actually been writing said book about my life recently. I call it "The Chronicles of a Guy Named Wade" I write it a chapter at a time. So far I've only written two chapters: "Semen is Thicker Than Blood" and "Dry-humps, Hand-jobs, and Tears" This book is going to be published in around ten years when I'm finally done writing about my life. You heard it here first.
User avatar #160 to #155 - rawesome ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
"Chronicles of a chronic masturbater" sounds cooler bro
#162 to #160 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
**** yeah. But I don't have any cool masturbating stories... why can't I be cool like you?
#175 - fourtwentt (04/26/2013) [-]
guy was actually phone, pic related its him
#187 to #175 - bagman (04/26/2013) [-]
HE WAS PHONE
#184 - thechosentroll (04/26/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Write **** in the back, become immortal, get bitches.
#165 - ecomale (04/26/2013) [-]
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