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Book
It's good to have your priorities in order.
what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant
book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you
realize it' s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the
end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that
there' s only like three pages left when you get there
but why is the guy wearing a hoodie
book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you
realize it' s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the
end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that
there' s only like three pages left when you get there
but why is the guy wearing a hoodie
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therealtjthemedic (04/26/2013) [-] he fapped
and then he went to sleep
then he played video games
then he went to school and learned about.. **** I dunno, maths
then he went home
and he fapped
and then he went to sleep
then he played video games
then he went to school and learned about.. **** I dunno, maths
then he went home
and he fapped
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HeartOfTheDL (04/26/2013) [-] Well I would hire Morgan Freeman to read it to me every night as he tucks me in.
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kodac (04/26/2013) [-] So like wouldn't you read the part of the book where the guy comes up to you and gave you the book and just past that your life would consist of you reading the book for a bit and you would be reading this book about your self reading a book.
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unholyjebus (04/26/2013) [-]
But wouldn't the book say that you read the book backwards up too the point where you are now? What if the story you were reading of your future was a story about you changing your future? Maybe you shouldn't try to change the future then since you tried to change the future in the book so therefore if you don't try to change the future you are indeed changing the future.
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rarityxthree (10/11/2013) [-]
Hi, this is rarityrarityrarity, cant reply to you because account is banned for a few hours & cant access your profile to find the comment. here was my reply lel
i mean the name sounds familiar but i have no idea who's who because everyone has so many accounts now days.
i mean the name sounds familiar but i have no idea who's who because everyone has so many accounts now days.
#239 to #238
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rarityxthree (10/11/2013) [-]
posted a picture of that ***** guy with the yoghurt on his dick like a year ago on my profile and apparently somebody went to my profile... all the way to page 3 and flagged it. or maybe they found it a different way, not sure.
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icameheretotroll 
(04/26/2013) [-] what if the book is like 100% accurate and then when it says
for example it says "Hey! stop!" and you're like, easy, i'm not gonna say that
but accidentally someone steals an old woman's bag and you start to chase him, saying
"Hey! Stop!"
TL;DR What if you can't avoid it
for example it says "Hey! stop!" and you're like, easy, i'm not gonna say that
but accidentally someone steals an old woman's bag and you start to chase him, saying
"Hey! Stop!"
TL;DR What if you can't avoid it
#158 to #2
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VaultTechy (04/26/2013) [-] Heh, could you imagine if lying or saying stupid things was something you could sue over? That kid from back in high school who made up a bunch of **** in ***** , your childhood buddy insisting Mew can evolve if you make it hold a Master Ball and trade it three hundred times, holy **** we'd all be loaded
#1
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llamasandwhich (04/25/2013) [-] So ur with ur honey and yur walkign down the street wen a guy in a hoodie gvies u a book. U read it n is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur gurl n it say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS HOODIE?
#161
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Keoul (04/26/2013) [-] I bet a lot of people in the FJ community will just scream
"TOO LONG DIDN'T READ LOL"
Dump the book, then walk away.
"TOO LONG DIDN'T READ LOL"
Dump the book, then walk away.
#207
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dgarcia (04/26/2013) [-] >walking down the street
>HOODIE walks up to me
>hands me a book
>walks away
>find bench
>sit and read book
>about my own life
>get to part where guy hands me book
>me in story sits and starts reading book
>gets to where guy hands him book
>me in his story sits and starts reading book
>MFW neverendingstory
>HOODIE walks up to me
>hands me a book
>walks away
>find bench
>sit and read book
>about my own life
>get to part where guy hands me book
>me in story sits and starts reading book
>gets to where guy hands him book
>me in his story sits and starts reading book
>MFW neverendingstory
#166
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kernelstack (04/26/2013) [-] But, if it's a book about your entire life, then there's a point at which a guy with a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a book about your entire life that you start reading. Thus, if you start reading it and reach that point and keep on reading, the only thing you'll read will be something along the lines:
"Protagonist reading current book. Protagonist reading current book. Prot..." etc.
tl;dr: logical fallacy
"Protagonist reading current book. Protagonist reading current book. Prot..." etc.
tl;dr: logical fallacy
#77
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iliekcereal (04/26/2013) [-] Mine would probably just be a horrible-er version of 50 Shades of Gray.
Except from the guy's perspective.
And masturbation, not actual sex
Except from the guy's perspective.
And masturbation, not actual sex
#155
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2scared2login (04/26/2013) [-]
I've actually been writing said book about my life recently. I call it "The Chronicles of a Guy Named Wade" I write it a chapter at a time. So far I've only written two chapters: "Semen is Thicker Than Blood" and "Dry-humps, Hand-jobs, and Tears" This book is going to be published in around ten years when I'm finally done writing about my life. You heard it here first.
#165
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ecomale ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-] **ecomale rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Great Britain **
