Book. It's good to have your priorities in order... So ur with ur honey and yur walkign down the street wen a guy in a hoodie gvies u a book. U read it n is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur gurl n it sa Book It's good to have your priorities in order So ur with honey and yur walkign down the street wen a guy hoodie gvies u book U read it n is “wut r doing wit my daughter?” tell gurl sa
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#2 - lordjordn
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#65 to #2 - wolfxrider ONLINE
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(04/26/2013) [-]
What if when you get close to the point that you at, and it says you will sue the guy for having the wrong information in the book.




Dividing by Zero
#134 to #2 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
efil
#144 to #2 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
fixed points!
#158 to #2 - VaultTechy ONLINE
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Heh, could you imagine if lying or saying stupid things was something you could sue over? That kid from back in high school who made up a bunch of **** in class, your childhood buddy insisting Mew can evolve if you make it hold a Master Ball and trade it three hundred times, holy **** we'd all be loaded
#163 to #2 - icameheretotroll ONLINE
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(04/26/2013) [-]
what if the book is like 100% accurate and then when it says

for example it says "Hey! stop!" and you're like, easy, i'm not gonna say that
but accidentally someone steals an old woman's bag and you start to chase him, saying
"Hey! Stop!"

TL;DR What if you can't avoid it
#172 to #2 - jiltist
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(04/26/2013) [-]
What if the first words you read were "Lordjordn dies reading this book"?
#148 to #2 - minntas
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(04/26/2013) [-]
What if the thing you do different is what leads you there, and the hobo wiz knew?
#135 to #2 - dolknowyou
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(04/26/2013) [-]
but the guy never says anything to you..
#169 to #2 - mrmoxie
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Found the American.
#189 to #2 - unholyjebus
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(04/26/2013) [-]
But wouldn't the book say that you read the book backwards up too the point where you are now? What if the story you were reading of your future was a story about you changing your future? Maybe you shouldn't try to change the future then since you tried to change the future in the book so therefore if you don't try to change the future you are indeed changing the future.
#190 to #189 - lordjordn
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#191 to #190 - unholyjebus
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(04/26/2013) [-]
If that was the case I would initially be ******** myself thinking I was about to die.
#216 to #2 - iggyblanco
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(04/26/2013) [-]
step 4 - ?
step 5 - profit
#100 to #2 - Schofield
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(04/26/2013) [-]
What if.. it says that you read the book backwards then change the future?
What if.. it says that you read the book backwards then change the future?
#43 to #2 - cheesemongerbane
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Good God that is genius
Good God that is genius
#27 to #2 - KingRANDOM
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#6 to #2 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
I like your style
#237 to #2 - rarityxthree
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(10/11/2013) [-]
Hi, this is rarityrarityrarity, cant reply to you because account is banned for a few hours & cant access your profile to find the comment. here was my reply lel


i mean the name sounds familiar but i have no idea who's who because everyone has so many accounts now days.
#238 to #237 - lordjordn
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#239 to #238 - rarityxthree
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(10/11/2013) [-]
posted a picture of that naked guy with the yoghurt on his dick like a year ago on my profile and apparently somebody went to my profile... all the way to page 3 and flagged it. or maybe they found it a different way, not sure.
#240 to #239 - lordjordn
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#241 to #240 - rarityrarityrarity
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Hmm not sure about that. Well I had it coming anyway so I don't really mind.
#242 to #241 - lordjordn
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#1 - llamasandwhich
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(04/25/2013) [-]
So ur with ur honey and yur walkign down the street wen a guy in a hoodie gvies u a book. U read it n is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur gurl n it say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS HOODIE?
#167 to #1 - greensky
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(04/26/2013) [-]
ur avatar 10/10
#159 to #1 - olisaurus
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(04/26/2013) [-]
lyk n fav if u cry everitiem
#3 - Lambda
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#11 - therealtjthemedic
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(04/26/2013) [-]
he fapped
and then he went to sleep
then he played video games
then he went to school and learned about.. **** I dunno, maths
then he went home
and he fapped
#4 - kodac
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(04/26/2013) [-]
So like wouldn't you read the part of the book where the guy comes up to you and gave you the book and just past that your life would consist of you reading the book for a bit and you would be reading this book about your self reading a book.
#25 to #4 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
But then after that you would be reading about you reading about reading the book
#147 - HeartOfTheDL ONLINE
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Well I would hire Morgan Freeman to read it to me every night as he tucks me in.
#154 to #147 - revorce
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(04/26/2013) [-]
I first read "every night as he ***** me in".
And it made sense to me.
#157 to #154 - HeartOfTheDL ONLINE
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Well if I was to have sex with a guy it better be Morgan Freeman.
#208 to #157 - ghouleyed
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(04/26/2013) [-]
What if he now after reading this Morgan Freeman will appear to your door and say i've come to make your fantasy true?
What if he now after reading this Morgan Freeman will appear to your door and say i've come to make your fantasy true?
#210 to #208 - HeartOfTheDL ONLINE
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Pants would be on the ground before he finished speaking, lube in one hand and camera in the other. If I'm going to take it from Mr. Freeman I'm filming that ****.
#5 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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(04/26/2013) [-]
I would read it all the way to the end, then kill myself

Bitch, you don't own me
#219 to #5 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
What if the book ends with you killing yourself?
#227 to #219 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Then I decide not to
#8 to #5 - infinitereaper
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(04/26/2013) [-]
good plan
#9 to #5 - schwerdaddy
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Then you remember the chapter you read about your failed suicide attempt.
#18 to #9 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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(04/26/2013) [-]
DO IT AGAIN!
#161 - Keoul
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(04/26/2013) [-]
I bet a lot of people in the FJ community will just scream   
"TOO LONG DIDN'T READ LOL"   
Dump the book, then walk away.
I bet a lot of people in the FJ community will just scream
"TOO LONG DIDN'T READ LOL"
Dump the book, then walk away.
#82 - LordVoltagen
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(04/26/2013) [-]
BECAUSE HES YOU
#90 to #82 - stratlespaul
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(04/26/2013) [-]
OH ****
#166 - kernelstack
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(04/26/2013) [-]
But, if it's a book about your entire life, then there's a point at which a guy with a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a book about your entire life that you start reading. Thus, if you start reading it and reach that point and keep on reading, the only thing you'll read will be something along the lines:   
   
"Protagonist reading current book. Protagonist reading current book. Prot..." etc.   
   
tl;dr: logical fallacy
But, if it's a book about your entire life, then there's a point at which a guy with a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a book about your entire life that you start reading. Thus, if you start reading it and reach that point and keep on reading, the only thing you'll read will be something along the lines:

"Protagonist reading current book. Protagonist reading current book. Prot..." etc.

tl;dr: logical fallacy
#196 to #166 - AresX
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Can't you read events faster than they actually happen? It doesn't take a day to read a chapter about the events of one day.
#170 to #166 - koning
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(04/26/2013) [-]
But it could say something like and then he was reading for 20 days straight, after this bla bla bla..