Title. . Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn' t pooped.
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Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four
hours later it still hadn' t pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up
by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44194) - you deserved it ()
comments On 04/ 23/ at Iel: - animals - by - United States
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Submitted: 04/25/2013
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#8 - hetreks (04/25/2013) [-]
i feel like i was bound to read this at some point in my life.
#9 - Milos (04/25/2013) [-]
<---- When that poor animal finally got a proper end of digestive system.
#4 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Be a goat.
>Just born.
>Have no asshole.
>Can't **** .
>Guy has to cut my anus open so I don't die.
>Thinks his life sucks.
>MFW
>MFW I have no face (like my anus).
#11 to #10 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
Am...am I retarded? I just read it and thought "goat"...for some reason. I don't think I've ever derped this hard in my life.
#19 - kiratheunholy ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
#18 - mouthofthesouth (04/26/2013) [-]
I read, "...we got a new golf cart."

Took me 30 mins to figure it out.
#14 - ajroach (04/25/2013) [-]
thumb for you
User avatar #1 - ariusbrightwing (04/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
How is it... alive then? WHERE DOES IT GO?!
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