Denmark is awesome. 100 % OC, and this ain't , gurl! Tags used correctly... Maybe America has automatic guns... but we have sticks. Gud bevare Danmark. lol no
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#4 - photoshoppinfuck
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Maybe America has automatic guns... but we have sticks.

Gud bevare Danmark.
#75 to #4 - mountainyard
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Denmark has no trees... Where will you find the sticks?
#81 to #75 - jibb
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Tall mountains = no trees on top
Medium mountains = some trees on top
Low mountains = trees on top

Therefore, more mountains = less trees
Denmark = no mountains
No mountains = Lots of trees
Denmark = Tree Fiddy
#192 to #81 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
half-life tree fiddy confirmed
#79 to #75 - fizzzum
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(04/25/2013) [-]
ur a retard, we have trees stupid
#157 to #4 - lightshadow
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(04/26/2013) [-]
not since the accident
#193 to #4 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#73 to #4 - babs
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(04/25/2013) [-]
just looked at the beautilful flag of my homeland, didnt even seen the swan. wtf.
#197 to #73 - thascomrad
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#114 to #73 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
babs er du en grill?
#101 to #73 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
ay pige, du ønsker nogle fuk
#97 to #73 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Denmark SUCKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#158 to #4 - foxicon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Only the greatest of Danes.
#18 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I am from Sweden and this is ********
#20 to #18 - AreyouSerious
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Well have you ever crossed?
#23 to #20 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
No becaus the last time Öresund got completely frozen was several hundred years ago when Sweden marched over to Copenhagen to kick some ass
#25 to #23 - gonzoen
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(04/25/2013) [-]
And you ended up with Skåne. Tell me, who really lost that war?
#39 to #25 - Keril
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Ignore gustaviaable, we totally lost there. We'd give Skåne to you, if you'd take it.
#28 to #25 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Wait wait wait wait wait. If we ended up getting Skåne how did we lose the war?
#31 to #28 - gonzoen
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(04/25/2013) [-]
It's Skåne...
#32 to #31 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Yea Skåne. The danish peoples beverly hills where all the nobility was living in their castles.
#180 to #32 - thascomrad
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Skåne is full of inbreads, farmers, and imigrants.   
GIF unrealated
Skåne is full of inbreads, farmers, and imigrants.
GIF unrealated
#183 to #180 - gustaviaable
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Farmers yes. Imigrants yes. Inbread? Yeah we have local bakery with bread
#185 to #183 - thascomrad
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Ever heard of Floby? It's one BIG family there, that don't use rubber when they have sex. So they are all brothers and sisters.
#191 to #185 - gustaviaable
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Floby is in Västergötland. Not Skåne.
#195 to #191 - thascomrad
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(04/26/2013) [-]
I know, I am from västergötaland. Still inbreads in skåne, but as much as in Floby.
But you have Rosengård in Malmö so skåne is not to be proud of.
#172 to #18 - dunderbiffen
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Its legit. But the sea does not freeze anymore. Unlike it did hundreds years ago.
#259 to #172 - screamingdemon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Actually it does. It did 1987.
#267 to #18 - doomanddeath
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#24 to #18 - gonzoen
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(04/25/2013) [-]
If you ever cross the ice, I'll beat you with a stick.
#227 to #24 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
What if I cross? (Norwegian)

(Too lazy to sign in. - Yfwilol)
#206 to #24 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Bring it! I will throw meatballs back at you! >:D
#93 to #24 - huewut
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I'll second that!
#26 to #24 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I will beat you with my Dalahäst on a stick
#30 to #26 - gonzoen
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(04/25/2013) [-]
**** your dalahest. We got Æ Ø Å!
#260 to #30 - screamingdemon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
So? We got Å Ä Ö...
#41 to #30 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I am going to run you down with my Volvo and then hit you with my couch from IKEA while I drink Norrlands Guld and walk around in my clothes from H&M.
#42 to #41 - gonzoen
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(04/25/2013) [-]
...You're going to brag about your beer? Are you absolutely sure that you want to do that?
#43 to #42 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
No. I know we can't beat Carlsberg and Tuborg. I am just coming up with some swedish stuff. Now run away before I start to throw meatballs at you.
#224 to #43 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Carlsberg and Tuborg? Any other popular names for pisswater?
#44 to #43 - gonzoen
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I'll whip you with some good old Danish medisterpølse. Come at me bro.
#46 to #44 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#48 to #46 - gonzoen
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(04/25/2013) [-]
....Look gustaviaable, a common enemy! Unite!
#52 to #48 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#56 to #52 - gonzoen
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Flæskesteg.jpg
#54 to #52 - gustaviaable
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#55 to #54 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#57 to #55 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
You will then be the new Sherlock Holmes
#58 to #57 - morgan freeman **User deleted account**
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#59 to #58 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I can't even...
#61 to #59 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#63 to #61 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
**gustaviaable rolls 28** Dubs decide
#64 to #63 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#177 to #64 - moosehat
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#51 to #48 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Scandinavian power unite! Meatball power activate!
#49 to #44 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I will throw my square pickaxes at you and then blow you up with dynamite and play some swedish master race games.
#261 to #49 - screamingdemon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
A Swede and a Dane bitching and fighting about stuff that other people did. Good job taking credit for others accomplishments.
#107 to #43 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Meatballs?
Don't you mean *********?
#40 to #30 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
We got Å Ä Ö
#45 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Sweden is one of the few countries in the world who allow bestiality.
#50 to #45 - danzeebass **User deleted account**
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#111 to #45 - MotorstormLegend
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(04/26/2013) [-]
I have no idea how to respond to this, so here's a big fluffy moth.

Just don't let it go to Sweden.
#202 to #45 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Denmark does to, the only thing is the animal must not suffer by it
#213 to #45 - admiralen
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(04/26/2013) [-]
that cant be true, they executed more people for bestiality then they burned witches during the witch burnings
#47 to #45 - galkawhm
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(04/25/2013) [-]
In 6 states of the US, it's illegal to **** a horse.
#144 to #47 - vangoz
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(04/26/2013) [-]
I Washington state it's illegal to be ****** by a horse.
Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
Some guy died taking it from Seabiscuit
#96 to #45 - zove
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(04/26/2013) [-]
not since the accident
#65 to #45 - byposted
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(04/25/2013) [-]
For a devout Islamic country, they appear not so inclined on preserving morals. I don't see how they can both embrace tradition via religion and modern social-paradigms without causing severe conflict.
#69 to #65 - biggrand
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(04/25/2013) [-]
if you get caught ******* a horse, you dont really need to go to jail. that awkward look you get when you order a happy meal from everyone in the restaurant will be punishment enough im sure
#66 to #65 - Nullifier
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(04/25/2013) [-]
>sweden
>religion
#67 to #66 - byposted
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Oh, you must be one of those racist Swedes who still have blond hair and blue eyes. Well, you should try and mix it upp sometime and join the true faith with the rest of us, your compatriots, when the time is right, in our one and only glorious socialist utopia.

Have a good day and god bless allah...make sure to send condolences to heaven for those who have sacrificed for jihad at our next afternoon prayer

Sweden 4 all *not including infidels
#72 to #67 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I have nothing against people imigrating to Sweden. As long as they don't start to **** things up.
#76 to #67 - weightedtemp
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Are you one of those fancy Islamic grills?
#91 to #45 - fantomen
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(04/25/2013) [-]
They allow consensual incest amongst those of legal age and **** too, they used to have biblically based sodomy laws, but they repealed them in the 60s when gays demanded sodomy to be legalized. The government then decided to stay out of the people's bedrooms, and legalized pretty much everything , as long as it's consensual. And the age of consent is 15 BTW, except with hookers, when it's 18.

Don't ask me how I know all that stuff.
I saw a show about it on public access TV once
#100 to #91 - hookers
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(04/26/2013) [-]
except with me
#53 to #45 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Bestiality was under the same section as homosexuality so when homosexuality people where allowed to excist so did bestiality
#60 to #53 - fxremastered
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(04/25/2013) [-]
'homosexuality people' made me lol.
#62 to #60 - gustaviaable
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I never make spelling mistakes...
I never make spelling mistakes...
#210 to #53 - niggernazi
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(04/26/2013) [-]
well, faggots are animals right?
#71 to #45 - dinglegren
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Doesn't surprise me that a brony knows which countries allows you to **** a horse.
#178 to #71 - gustaviaable
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(04/26/2013) [-]
No but seriously. You got me there! +1 for you!
No but seriously. You got me there! +1 for you!
#162 to #71 - ohsnapagirl
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Comment Picture
#146 to #71 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Ahahaha
#175 to #71 - gustaviaable
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(04/26/2013) [-]
I only knew Sweden. And I knew that long before I became a brony.
#5 - truenord
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(04/25/2013) [-]
This is because one winter when it froze over Sweden invaded Denmark by walking over the sea. Bringing there entire army with cavalry and cannons!
#13 - himyouknowwho
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(04/25/2013) [-]
i give you: The Queen of Denmark!
#95 to #13 - crosskill
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(04/26/2013) [-]
And I give you: The fresh Prince of Denmark
#182 to #95 - thascomrad
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(04/26/2013) [-]
The king of (rap) Sweden!
#87 - eatingbiscuits
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Lot of posts about danes this week, cool.
#133 to #87 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account**
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#139 - deathbyspoons
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(04/26/2013) [-]
this comic suddenly makes a lot more sense.
#154 to #139 - anon
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Someone already posted this.
#141 to #139 - lordvimless
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(04/26/2013) [-]
thank you been a while since i seen this.
#148 to #139 - sixsicsix
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(04/26/2013) [-]
yes, i love you because SATW
#89 - flufferduff
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#112 - jedisquirrel
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#142 to #112 - deathbyflogging
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(04/26/2013) [-]
"""""""""bump""""""""" (quote upon quote upon quote)
#118 to #112 - ghouleyed
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#102 - bangala
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#110 to #102 - MotorstormLegend
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Only sticks that never run out of gas are allowed
#143 to #102 - schneidend
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(04/26/2013) [-]
It never runs outta gas!
#113 to #102 - Pootering
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(04/26/2013) [-]
I wish people knew about this ******* amazing show.
#125 to #113 - garagesale **User deleted account**
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#115 to #113 - thefortysecond
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(04/26/2013) [-]
whats it called
#120 to #115 - notsofunnycomedy
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Bravest Warriors. It's on youtube