Denmark is awesome. 100 % OC, and this ain't , gurl! Tags used correctly... Maybe America has automatic guns... but we have sticks. Gud bevare Danmark. lol no
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#4 - photoshoppinfuck (04/25/2013) [-]
Maybe America has automatic guns... but we have sticks.

Gud bevare Danmark.
User avatar #75 to #4 - mountainyard (04/25/2013) [-]
Denmark has no trees... Where will you find the sticks?
#81 to #75 - jibb (04/25/2013) [-]
Tall mountains = no trees on top
Medium mountains = some trees on top
Low mountains = trees on top

Therefore, more mountains = less trees
Denmark = no mountains
No mountains = Lots of trees
Denmark = Tree Fiddy
#192 to #81 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
half-life tree fiddy confirmed
User avatar #79 to #75 - fizzzum (04/25/2013) [-]
ur a retard, we have trees stupid
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#193 to #4 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #157 to #4 - lightshadow (04/26/2013) [-]
not since the accident
User avatar #73 to #4 - babs (04/25/2013) [-]
just looked at the beautilful flag of my homeland, didnt even seen the swan. wtf.
#101 to #73 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
ay pige, du ønsker nogle fuk
#114 to #73 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
babs er du en grill?
#97 to #73 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
Denmark SUCKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#158 to #4 - foxicon (04/26/2013) [-]
Only the greatest of Danes.
#13 - himyouknowwho ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
i give you: The Queen of Denmark!
#95 to #13 - crosskill (04/26/2013) [-]
And I give you: The fresh Prince of Denmark
#182 to #95 - thascomrad (04/26/2013) [-]
The king of (rap) Sweden!
User avatar #5 - truenord (04/25/2013) [-]
This is because one winter when it froze over Sweden invaded Denmark by walking over the sea. Bringing there entire army with cavalry and cannons!
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User avatar #110 to #102 - MotorstormLegend (04/26/2013) [-]
Only sticks that never run out of gas are allowed
User avatar #143 to #102 - schneidend (04/26/2013) [-]
It never runs outta gas!
#113 to #102 - Pootering (04/26/2013) [-]
I wish people knew about this ******* amazing show.
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User avatar #115 to #113 - thefortysecond (04/26/2013) [-]
whats it called
User avatar #120 to #115 - notsofunnycomedy (04/26/2013) [-]
Bravest Warriors. It's on youtube
#14 - bladebites (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it was "allowed", not "required".
I'm pretty sure it was "allowed", not "required".
User avatar #70 to #14 - mauerman ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
It would be a lot more fun if it was required. It could be like a national sport!
User avatar #108 to #70 - hemming (04/26/2013) [-]
A national sport which is only possible once every 100 year or more...
User avatar #130 to #108 - mauerman ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
Swedehitting: A once in a lifetime event!
#132 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (04/26/2013) [-]
Just learned today that it's illegal to shoot whales from a vehicle in my home state of Kansas.
User avatar #174 to #132 - zorororonoa (04/26/2013) [-]
Maybe they meant land whales.
if you have no sense of humor, I meant white chicks
User avatar #181 to #132 - kerfufflemachtwo (04/26/2013) [-]
In Ohio, it's illegal to fish for whales on Sundays...
User avatar #135 to #132 - sepheroth (04/26/2013) [-]
Dude, you're missing out. Here in Nevada it's like, our favorite pastime
#140 to #135 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (04/26/2013) [-]
I know. I was disappointed when I heard. I was looking forward to whale season.
I know. I was disappointed when I heard. I was looking forward to whale season.
#156 to #132 - thefuzzywalrus (04/26/2013) [-]
what the **** ? did these people who make laws bet bored or something?
#138 to #132 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
It's for your own safety. If a whale makes it that far inland, you don't **** with that whale.
#139 - deathbyspoons (04/26/2013) [-]
this comic suddenly makes a lot more sense.
#154 to #139 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
Someone already posted this.
User avatar #141 to #139 - lordvimless (04/26/2013) [-]
thank you been a while since i seen this.
User avatar #148 to #139 - sixsicsix (04/26/2013) [-]
yes, i love you because SATW
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User avatar #171 to #168 - missraven (04/26/2013) [-]
Well, my Friday night plans are shot to hell now. Thanks Chicago, I just wanted to eat a nice romantic dinner in a burning building.
#104 - daphnie (04/26/2013) [-]
How about some æbleskiver, son?
#87 - eatingbiscuits (04/25/2013) [-]
Lot of posts about danes this week, cool.
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#203 - alvaroxd (04/26/2013) [-]
reason for this law: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_across_the_Belts

basically we went oveer the ice and beat their ass
User avatar #142 to #112 - deathbyflogging (04/26/2013) [-]
"""""""""bump""""""""" (quote upon quote upon quote)
#201 - goodeater (04/26/2013) [-]
I call ******** .
User avatar #127 - galaxyguy (04/26/2013) [-]
It's the distant future. The year 2069 (ha ha, 69), and the earth is freezing over due to an ice age reverse global warming ocean currents failing planet earth randomly drifiting away from the sun. The swedes are evacuating over the now frozen Øresund into Denmark, hoping to reach the extraction convoys to the mediterranian.

Little do the Swedes know what awaits them on the shores of Zealand...
#18 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
I am from Sweden and this is ********
User avatar #20 to #18 - AreyouSerious (04/25/2013) [-]
Well have you ever crossed?
User avatar #23 to #20 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
No becaus the last time Öresund got completely frozen was several hundred years ago when Sweden marched over to Copenhagen to kick some ass
User avatar #25 to #23 - gonzoen (04/25/2013) [-]
And you ended up with Skåne. Tell me, who really lost that war?
User avatar #28 to #25 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
Wait wait wait wait wait. If we ended up getting Skåne how did we lose the war?
User avatar #31 to #28 - gonzoen (04/25/2013) [-]
It's Skåne...
User avatar #32 to #31 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
Yea Skåne. The danish peoples beverly hills where all the nobility was living in their castles.
#180 to #32 - thascomrad (04/26/2013) [-]
Skåne is full of inbreads, farmers, and imigrants.   
GIF unrealated
Skåne is full of inbreads, farmers, and imigrants.
GIF unrealated
User avatar #183 to #180 - gustaviaable (04/26/2013) [-]
Farmers yes. Imigrants yes. Inbread? Yeah we have local bakery with bread
User avatar #185 to #183 - thascomrad (04/26/2013) [-]
Ever heard of Floby? It's one BIG family there, that don't use rubber when they have sex. So they are all brothers and sisters.
User avatar #191 to #185 - gustaviaable (04/26/2013) [-]
Floby is in Västergötland. Not Skåne.
User avatar #195 to #191 - thascomrad (04/26/2013) [-]
I know, I am from västergötaland. Still inbreads in skåne, but as much as in Floby.
But you have Rosengård in Malmö so skåne is not to be proud of.
User avatar #39 to #25 - Keril (04/25/2013) [-]
Ignore gustaviaable, we totally lost there. We'd give Skåne to you, if you'd take it.
User avatar #172 to #18 - dunderbiffen (04/26/2013) [-]
Its legit. But the sea does not freeze anymore. Unlike it did hundreds years ago.
User avatar #259 to #172 - screamingdemon (04/26/2013) [-]
Actually it does. It did 1987.
User avatar #24 to #18 - gonzoen (04/25/2013) [-]
If you ever cross the ice, I'll beat you with a stick.
User avatar #26 to #24 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
I will beat you with my Dalahäst on a stick
User avatar #30 to #26 - gonzoen (04/25/2013) [-]
**** your dalahest. We got Æ Ø Å!
User avatar #41 to #30 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
I am going to run you down with my Volvo and then hit you with my couch from IKEA while I drink Norrlands Guld and walk around in my clothes from H&M.
User avatar #42 to #41 - gonzoen (04/25/2013) [-]
...You're going to brag about your beer? Are you absolutely sure that you want to do that?
User avatar #43 to #42 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
No. I know we can't beat Carlsberg and Tuborg. I am just coming up with some swedish stuff. Now run away before I start to throw meatballs at you.
User avatar #44 to #43 - gonzoen (04/25/2013) [-]
I'll whip you with some good old Danish medisterpølse. Come at me bro.
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User avatar #48 to #46 - gonzoen (04/25/2013) [-]
....Look gustaviaable, a common enemy! Unite!
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User avatar #56 to #52 - gonzoen (04/25/2013) [-]
Flæskesteg.jpg
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#55 to #54 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #55 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
You will then be the new Sherlock Holmes
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#59 to #58 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
I can't even...
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#61 to #59 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #63 to #61 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
**gustaviaable rolls 28** Dubs decide
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#64 to #63 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #51 to #48 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
Scandinavian power unite! Meatball power activate!
User avatar #49 to #44 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
I will throw my square pickaxes at you and then blow you up with dynamite and play some swedish master race games.
#261 to #49 - screamingdemon (04/26/2013) [-]
A Swede and a Dane bitching and fighting about stuff that other people did. Good job taking credit for others accomplishments.
#224 to #43 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
Carlsberg and Tuborg? Any other popular names for pisswater?
User avatar #107 to #43 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (04/26/2013) [-]
Meatballs?
Don't you mean ********* ?
User avatar #40 to #30 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
We got Å Ä Ö
User avatar #260 to #30 - screamingdemon (04/26/2013) [-]
So? We got Å Ä Ö...
User avatar #93 to #24 - huewut ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I'll second that!
#227 to #24 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
What if I cross? (Norwegian)

(Too lazy to sign in. - Yfwilol)
#206 to #24 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
Bring it! I will throw meatballs back at you! >:D
User avatar #45 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Sweden is one of the few countries in the world who allow bestiality.
#202 to #45 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
Denmark does to, the only thing is the animal must not suffer by it
User avatar #213 to #45 - admiralen ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
that cant be true, they executed more people for bestiality then they burned witches during the witch burnings
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User avatar #65 to #45 - byposted (04/25/2013) [-]
For a devout Islamic country, they appear not so inclined on preserving morals. I don't see how they can both embrace tradition via religion and modern social-paradigms without causing severe conflict.
User avatar #69 to #65 - biggrand (04/25/2013) [-]
if you get caught ******* a horse, you dont really need to go to jail. that awkward look you get when you order a happy meal from everyone in the restaurant will be punishment enough im sure
User avatar #66 to #65 - Nullifier (04/25/2013) [-]
>sweden
>religion
User avatar #67 to #66 - byposted (04/25/2013) [-]
Oh, you must be one of those racist Swedes who still have blond hair and blue eyes. Well, you should try and mix it upp sometime and join the true faith with the rest of us, your compatriots, when the time is right, in our one and only glorious socialist utopia.

Have a good day and god bless allah...make sure to send condolences to heaven for those who have sacrificed for jihad at our next afternoon prayer

Sweden 4 all *not including infidels
User avatar #72 to #67 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
I have nothing against people imigrating to Sweden. As long as they don't start to **** things up.
User avatar #76 to #67 - weightedtemp (04/25/2013) [-]
Are you one of those fancy Islamic grills?
User avatar #53 to #45 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
Bestiality was under the same section as homosexuality so when homosexuality people where allowed to excist so did bestiality
User avatar #60 to #53 - fxremastered (04/25/2013) [-]
'homosexuality people' made me lol.
#62 to #60 - gustaviaable (04/25/2013) [-]
I never make spelling mistakes...
I never make spelling mistakes...
User avatar #210 to #53 - niggernazi (04/26/2013) [-]
well, faggots are animals right?
User avatar #47 to #45 - galkawhm (04/25/2013) [-]
In 6 states of the US, it's illegal to **** a horse.
User avatar #144 to #47 - vangoz (04/26/2013) [-]
I Washington state it's illegal to be ****** by a horse.
Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
Some guy died taking it from Seabiscuit
User avatar #96 to #45 - zove (04/26/2013) [-]
not since the accident
#111 to #45 - MotorstormLegend (04/26/2013) [-]
I have no idea how to respond to this, so here's a big fluffy moth.

Just don't let it go to Sweden.
User avatar #91 to #45 - fantomen (04/25/2013) [-]
They allow consensual incest amongst those of legal age and **** too, they used to have biblically based sodomy laws, but they repealed them in the 60s when gays demanded sodomy to be legalized. The government then decided to stay out of the people's bedrooms, and legalized pretty much everything , as long as it's consensual. And the age of consent is 15 BTW, except with hookers, when it's 18.

Don't ask me how I know all that stuff.
I saw a show about it on public access TV once
#100 to #91 - hookers (04/26/2013) [-]
except with me
#71 to #45 - dinglegren (04/25/2013) [-]
Doesn't surprise me that a brony knows which countries allows you to **** a horse.
#146 to #71 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
Ahahaha
#178 to #71 - gustaviaable (04/26/2013) [-]
No but seriously. You got me there! +1 for you!
No but seriously. You got me there! +1 for you!
#175 to #71 - gustaviaable (04/26/2013) [-]
I only knew Sweden. And I knew that long before I became a brony.
#11 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
Every one in Denmark and Norway hate Sweden... Except dumb girls who say they like Sweden just to have an "excuse" to **** around....
#105 to #11 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
I don't hate sweden...
User avatar #68 to #11 - rifee (04/25/2013) [-]
I don't hate sweden...
#205 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
Perkele...

Translation: My neighbors can be quite barbaric at times, rest assured, there is no risk of us fine, Finnish folk hitting you with sticks. If we want you out of our country, we'll simply shoot you from more then a mile away.
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